daffy_is_a_disease roger jr take your broken logic and false promises elsewhere you can never leave, oh, unless of course the stars tell you to i'm daffy i'm always right even when i'm wrong let's all hug free expression everythings great i pity the fool no i didn't say that what i meant was big experiment nobody loves me everybody loves me i have no choice but to respond to this monkey buttons wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 031116 ... Doar jesus, mary and pestulent donkey, i hope scientific americans are working on a vaccine. i don't want to die of daffyitis. 031117 ... Dafremen i'm afraid there's no cure once I start to grow on you : ) 031117 ... REAListic optimIST don't fight it, just lay back and enjoy it. 031117 ... smurfus rex that's what SHE said... 031117 ... Dafremen Damn! Pfizer just came out with a pill that eradicates me. (reading...reading...reading) Oh whew!! The FDA doesn't think it'll be approved anytime soon since it addresses symptoms that haven't been proven to have long-term adverse effects on any but the overly sensitive and pissy. 031118 ... girl_jane This amuses me. *watches and snickers* 031118 ... Doar thank god, i don't have to go through decontamination. it itches in places though 031118 ... unhinged but in the land of the scientologist (that has a temple a few buildings away from where i live) disease doesn't exist unless you acknowledge it. looks like daf will always be up to his old tricks. i've come to accept this. ;-) we_never_change 031118 ... misstree i can deal with the itching and i can deal with the hair loss i can even deal with the stench but is there anything to be done about the burning sensation when i pee? 031118 ... Death of a Rose smurfus.... :-) 031118 ... stork daddy wow i didn't even have to start this page. remember, the key to beating this disease is awareness. don't be ashamed if you catch daffy, it's not your fault. 031118 ... Dafremen Well, yes, that IS what she said, I'm just surprised that it got around that quickly, smurfus. She must be braggin on me again. My old tricks are these: You will react to any little letters that appear in front of your noses. Whether they are true or not, you won't read the words, you'll read the little name in the lower left hand corner and decide what you think about whats been written based on whats been written by that person in the past. It is a fascinating thing to watch. The more enlightened among you eventually get over this knee-jerk reaction. (aka you know who you are.) The rest of you either ignore the stuff like the plague unless it's derogatorily aimed against the person, in which case you like to pat the dissers on the back, wink and smile at them. A few become blather stalkers, finding everything they can that the object of their disdain has written so that they can disagree with it, or simply join the crowd of predictable little blather monkeez like them in taking piranha-bite-sized chunks out of their target's arse. Like I said, it is fascinating, and when it ceases to be fascinating, it is entertaining, like having an ant farm. As for the first group, those who get past the kneejerk reaction, you are they who hold the best hope for society, and are commended for being able to see through even the crustiest and most flaming piss infested exteriors to whatever little kernels of rainbow can be found and cherished. If it's any consolation, this little flaming-piss infested rainbow kernel appreciates and admires your ability to see through the words, to the humanity. Thank you. Your favorite disease, and stork_dady's favorite blather stalkee... /____ \ 031118 ... Dafremen scratch "your favorite disease" and put "a humble disease" (forgot about nymphomania) 031118 ... Dafremen Well, my, my, my...haven't the blather_gods smiled upon me today? Seems a certain blather_IP_log, accessible by a certain blatherskite, known to us all but who shall remain nameless, has confirmed the identity of my long lost little nut-sack squeezin' roger jr. aka knot meat aka stork_daddy. So son...whose your daddy NOW? Huh jr?! (Life is good on days like these.) (Man I'd better stop letting the little gloating goofball known as ego out..he's like some sort of disease.) 031118 ... stork daddy dude...i never blathed under roger jr. it is after all possible that i was blathing at around the same time when someone else decided you were full of hot air totally independantly of me and did what they had to do. 031118 ... stork daddy so tell me again how this identity was "confirmed" 031118 ... stork daddy and for your information daf, my father is dead. your comments cut to my heart like a knife. i will go cry molson ice blue diamond tears now. please in the future don't attribute someone else's blathe to me, on some shaky evidence or another. 031118 ... stork daddy daf...i await your response. you should know i've never hidden how i feel about you or what you have to say. nor would i ever ramble on about broken promises. 031118 ... Dafremen Heheh you've already admitted to being knot meat, so don't try to act as if you've never slipped behind the safety of blather's loving anonymity. Shaddap kid, yer starting to come unglued and your seams are showing. As for your father being dead, my condolances, I grew up without parents and wasn't adopted until I was 9 by a single parent, so I assure you that your loss is not lost on me, but you're a tough kid, you'll deal with it. Count your blessings and get on with your life. (I'm speaking about your fixation with me, not the loss of your father.) 031118 ... Dafremen Man I am enjoying this movie the Hulk. 031118 ... smurfus rex man, you really never know when another tangent is gonna come zinging out of the blue, do you? ;) How was the Hulk? I haven't seen it yet. 031118 ... oldephebe yeah but don't you think the animated hulk set against the luminous jeniffer connely and the rest of cast..especially nick nolte's ravaged histrionics and that other advesarial scientists relentless pursuit..somehow steals the soul out of stan lee's creation? overall though i'd have to say i did enjoy it..moderately..way too long though... excelsior! 031118 ... Dafremen The purple pants are still the overriding question in most Hulk fans' minds though, I'd have to say. Where DO they come from?! Man, I LOVED the way they did the flick. It was awesome. Beat the hell out of Lou Ferigno back in the 80's. (although Bill Bixby kicked some mighty arse.) 031118 ... x so that's why i feel sick! i thought it had something to do with jagermeister. 031118 ... Dafremen Oh no...a little jaegermeister with a peach schnapps chaser is just the thing for a bad case of "the dafs." 031119 ... oldephebe purple pants! purple pants! Yeah were do they come from and why the hell don't they respond to the stress and trauma that most textiles are beholden to. Did doc banner or his wacked out dad invent some kind of holographic projection that is triggered when his bruceness becomes the green gargantuan? this has puzzled me for years! has anyone ever contemplated the potential link between salt water taffy and phantom pangs of rectal chaffing? and now i would like to drink a tall glass of finely processed rasberry extract with a little southern comfort to kick it up a notch..now i really must get back to distributing those pamphlets of prosyletization to the divine illumination of His Psychic Donkyness.. ... 031119 ... Dafremen I kept waiting for a Levi's placement to go along with those purple pants. You know, a little tage, or the famous horses pulling at the jeans from two directions. I mean think about it, everything else the man wears splits down the middle, from the cheapest t-shirts, to the finest bruno magli shoes, this guy eats up clothes...but the purple pants keep going and going... Someone in marketing dropped the ball on that one. 031119 ... stork daddy yeah...okay...i've blathed under pseudonymns...believe it or not...for reasons totally unrelated to you. that still doesn't clear from your record false accusations bolstered by evidence you probably made up to try and flush me out when really i'm the wrong tree to bark up. 031119 ... stork daddy and for the record, the purple pants were dress slacks, perfectly in in the 70s 031119 ... stork daddy you must've been a lot cuter when you were 9. 031119 ... Dafremen I've seen your pictures, don't think "ditto" doesn't apply perfectly here. 031119 ... Dafremen Oh and..I'm not sure what your new mailing address is but, this arrived for you at the old one, along with a reality check: the blathe was elevenation which was chock full of positivity until the arrival of knot meat, whose first line was: "yay. you're finally starting your cult. i'm jealous." I'm tired, bored and my headphones are broken, yet I've still got better things to do than listen to you justify you're obsessive behavior and champ at the bit. In fact, I think someone might've blathed under flarchsquidlery. Now, if you don't mind, or even if you do...out of the way. You cease to be of interest, even as a spectacle. 031119 ... Dafremen So yea, I'm thinking..Dockers, could the current fashion environment support purple Dockers? Someone REALLY should've been on this one down in merchandising. 031119 ... stork daddy i've never said i wasn't knot meat. but you accused me of being roger jr. which i wasn't. thanks though. if you thought i did this as a spectacle, you show lack of insight yet again. 031119 ... x THERE IS ONLY ONE QUESTION why do you not just fucking answer it?!!! how did you specifically link stork_daddy to a specific IP address and a specific blathe (roger jr or whatever)? 031119 ... oldephebe purple stretch levi's..hmm now there's a synergy that's being totally unexplored..cross brand pollination leveraged upon the marketing vehicle and the distinct possibility of reaching a heretofore untapped demographic (the ladies wearing levi's embossed with the Marvel/hulk logo and a whole line of acoutrements and accesories..and maybe even the geeks could spruce up a bit.. sartorially..and flaunt their new found pop chic..) let's do lunch and put together a proposal and go get P A I D! 031119 ... Dafremen I've got all of the cheap labor and materials connections down here man. (Where do you think all of the cheap Korean knock offs REALLY come from?) There's a textile factory right down the street. The owner is a friend of a friend of mine. I'll see what sort of deal we can work out. As for the two soap opera queens over there..no. My source remains my source and all of the taunting and claiming that you know better will not change the facts. Again, you are reminded that if you had lives, you would NOT be obsessively fixating on me. Run along now. You're interrupting a perfectly good business lunch at a perfectly nice disease infested blathe. Yes, I hadn't thought about the Marvel logo before. That's brilliant. Remember Garanimals? That line of kids clothes from back in the late 70s, early 80's? I wonder... 031120 ... x hahaha. that's a pretty weak defense from you. you throw around accusations (shit rake, anyone?), say you have sources but can't cite them, but everyone else is at fault. i knew you'd come down to this. more funny than sad. 031120 ... Dafremen You've got MAIL. : ) (And please stop calling the kettle black, love. You're the one putting your own self interest before another person's reputation. Look at what you've become.. So blackhearted and spiteful. Sneaky, vindictive and vengeful. Who hurt you so badly as to bring out your dark side permanently, my dear?) Anyhow...I'm waiting for an important blathe about a clothing deal. Will you please not call back unless you have something to say besides, "I tried to screw you and it didn't work"? Can you do that for me? Thanks. 031120 ... x wait... you wouldn't be trying to suppress my free_expression, now would you? 031120 ... oldephebe is Daf check you're E -mail on hotmail, I had some more thoughts but didn't want to broadcast it to the whole of blatherdom and beyond..Let me know what you think..you have my hotmail address ... Excelsior! no Stan Lee 031120 ... oldephebe is Daf check you're E -mail on hotmail, I had some more thoughts but didn't want to broadcast it to the whole of blatherdom and beyond..Let me know what you think..you have my hotmail address ... Excelsior! no Stan Lee 031120 ... daf Your free_expression is music to my eyes. Besides, how would I ever suppress it? Only you could do that my dear. You've got LOVE! : ) (Goes down to the daf-cave to consult the daf-computer on phebe's latest fiendish marketing scheme!) 031120 ... stork daddy nobody has a sense of humor these days. must even purple pants be an attack strategy? oh woe. woe indeed. but yeah daf...with your misdirections and reframing of the debate to favor your unjustified stances...you should seriously consider running for office. i'd vote for you. after all, i'm just waiting for the world to end...that might speed it up. 031120 ... Dafremen I could use ALL of the votes I can get. Course I'm not running for anything, but if I DO...here's hoping you're around and still hanging on to the frayed edges of your sanity. 031120 ... Dafremen First polls are in...GEEZUS! Would you NOT endorse me anymore? You're scaring off the voters..ok the voter.(Thanks son.) (Don't let the scary wrestler with the wild eyes spook you. He's actually quite nice if you don't think about him too much. Trust me, it works!) 031120 ... the swat team this is the police! drop the purple pants and come out with your hands up! 031120 ... oE heh heh 031120 ... SWAT running away NO. We didn't mean it. Put your pants back on. 031120 ... oldephebe *hand slapping knee in apoplectic spasms of laughter* whooo heeheee man whe! that was a good one..i feel the hilarity quotient of that last blathe is phrohibitively high heee heeee whooo ahhhheee!!! *staggers around the room, bracing himself against the wall, reeling in an hilarious manic stupor* i am sure i left some welts on my thy..boy does my hand smart! 031120 ... . if you actually have proof of who roger jr is then show it. stop avoiding the issue or shut the fuck up. if there is some actual ip log that someone can access, then make with the evidence. since you're so concerned with who the dectective is, don't reveal their name (my guess is u24, but it's really irrelevant). just prove your accusations. 031121 ... . . 031121 ... Lemon_Soda They don't have to prove their accusations until you stand behind what you've posted instead of giving it to Allen Smithy, John Galt, or John Doe. Just words. Only words. 031121 ... Dafremen Once Roger Jr. fesses up to who he is, I guess this whole thing will be over...won't it x? I'll either be vindicated or found a liar. Until that time, I stand by my source.. You can rant and rave and call me a sh**raker until your fingers bleed, doesn't matter to me. Your words have no sway in here, you are impotent and without claws. You have cut yourself off from compassion and so have cut yourself off from the only chance you ever had at affecting my words. Good luck trying to get it back. You know who roger jr. is, or you wouldn't be so vehemently pursuing this. So according to my sources, either you are consorting with stork daddy, or you are or know the other someone who did it, in which case you calling me a sh** raker is thigh weltingly amusing and the HEIGHT of hypocrisy, considering how this whole blathe was started. As a friend of mine said to me about dealing with your kind in here, "it's like walking around in feces." Ni modo, I can take sh** as well as I was ever able to dish it out. So bring it on if you've got something. Otherwise, sit there screaming to high heaven about what I have to do, while I waggle this stick at you through the bars of your self-created cage. 031121 ... daf Ever have cocoa with cinnaminamon? It's REALLY REALLY good. According to this thing in "The History of Chocolate", this is how it was originally prepared, with cinnamon. (If any of you have munched down on unsweetened chocolate, you probably know why. Blech!) Anyhow, when the Spaniards first came to the New World, they wouldn't touch the stuff. A brown, steamy concotion called CACAhuatt just wasn't their cup of tea..er CACA. Eventually, though, someone tried it and liked it. Only thing they couldn't stomach was the name, so they renamed it: chocolatt. Anyhow, it's delicious with cinnaminamon. 031121 ... stork daddy look at you letting that light shine. 031121 ... stork daddy and daf...either way i know it wasn't me...so you're gonna be a liar. what kind of liar is still up for debate. 031121 ... misstree daf, will you bring mexican hot chocolate to balthercon for me? my aunt used to make it, and i found it in one coffeehouse in chicago, and it makes me bounce and twitch and craaaaaave... it's not the sicky sweet stuff ya find around here, i like to taste things other than refined sugars when i'm being decadent.. the stuff where the blend of spices is sublime but unidentifiable... that makes you really contemplate the taste, rather than mindlessly consuming while your brain goes "sweet + fat = yum." over and over. 031121 ... p2 i don't think it's u24 it's probably an inside job someone with physical access to zartan or someone with admin privileges though if anyone could do it without those privileges i have no doubt that u24 could but i believe daf & kss also have binary in their blood 031121 ... oldephebe if i do make it (and i'm not saying that i will..there's some logistic and other quirky things that must be resolved)i'd like to bring some honeybutter glazed chicken. Baked of course but with the skin. It's a provacative melange of complimentary flavors, extracts..cooked to a piping hot succulance. Biscuits, and faux butter or margarine and a brocolli side dish. Maybe..I can only cook a few things well..so...Hmm though dragging that across the breadth of this great continent..probably not a doable thing..maybe i'll just bring my guitar or keyboards and sing until the sandman drags me off stage.. heh heh.. 031121 ... u24 can't be bothered to read the whole debate above, but was just checking http://blather.newdream.net/cgi-bin/blather?refs;word=u24 and noticed this page, and would like to say a) I don't have access to the blather IP log b) Beleive or nay, I don't have the skill to hack zartan c) If I did have any more knowledge than another skite over blather's inner workings, I would have shared, and would not divulge personal/trackable info to anyone. :) 031231 ... smurfus rex I thought I read somewhere that "vanilla" got its name when Spanish explorers found the vanilla bean and named it based on what it looked like... "little vagina" is this true? I don't speak Spanish. 040101 ... u24 according to google, it's paco vagina, but auto translation thingummie aren't that good... 040101 what's it to you? who go blather from