unglued
Splinken
*
hands
out
invitations
to
her
pity
party
*
went
to
the
optometrist
today
.
he
said
: "
you
have
a
demon
in
your
cornea"
my
astigmatism
has
doubled
.
my
contact
lenses
will
cost
400
dollars
.
i
do
not
have
400
dollars
.
so
i
burst
into
tears
in
the
optometrist's
office
.
today
was
the
first
day
i
have
ever
wished
i
was
someone
else
.
000818
...
Brad
Don't
feel
bad
.
When
I
went
to
the
optometrist
not
only
has
my
astigmatism worsened
a
little
bit
,
but
the
doctor
got
this
grave
look
on
his
face
and
informed
me
that
i
have
something
abnormal
in
my
eye
and
he
wants
me
to
keep
checking
back
regularly
to
make
sure
i
don't
do
something
crazy
like
go
blind
.
My
mom
says
he
always
overreacts...
but
it
was
still
a
bit
unnerving
!
000818
...
klairchen
Oh
my
godness!
You
poor
childe(s).
000818
...
The Schleiffen Man
eye
doctors
, schmye
doctors
...
i
don't
wanna
hear
a
thing
until
you've
had
a
colonoscopy,
and
that's
the
bottom
line
cause
stone
cold
says
so
!
000818
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from