why_i_hate_avril the godfather trilogy is out on dvd okay, im sure theres people here who like her. but still. okay, her music, even though it pains me to admit this - its not really that bad. i wont deny that her songs seem to get stuck in my head alot. no - what really annoys me, is the fact that she says she is rock. ''i make straight up rock music'' - avril that has got to be the biggest piece of bullshit i have heard so far. avril has no fucking clue what rock music is. and im not even gonna claim to be the biggest lover of rock music, but i do know what it is. and it is NOT what avril makes.and on a lesser note, her whole 'im so punk' image is kinda annoying. and the whole tie thing just seems really contrived to me. its like, she sat down and thought "what do all the little teenage girls of today think is cool?" and she saw, yeah - being a 'rebel' is cool. and its like, shes trying really, realy hard to be something that just isnt her. and yeah. that bugs me. 021216 ... clueless as fuck who the hell is avril? 021216 ... no reason avril lavigne, the 18-year-old canadian pop/punk/rock/whatever singer... i agree, she's not "straight up rock" at all, and it wouldn't matter so much that she claimed to be if she didn't make fun of all the other people that aren't. 021216 ... jane i hate avril because he likes her lips 021216 ... lost i think her music is horrible but she's hot. 021216 ... ~gez~ like the music, hair is nice. like someone i know quite alot. her eyes are slightly sunken... maybe its the makeup i dont know. the tie image has been taken up by all my friends in town, she is pretty popular around her and i think her music is decent anyone ever noticed how her voice is has slightly the same accent as sean connery's? 021216 ... silentbob maybe when she isn't speaking... i don't hate her. i try not to hate anyone. i felt the same way about andrew wk but really letting stupid things like stupid musicians annoy you its really a waste of your time because like... people like her have always been around and will continue to always be around. i try not to let her get to me 021216 ... girlnamedlover I agree. I dont hate anyone. but I dont LIKE her or anything. Ive never even heard any of her music. but I read in an interview that she calls herself a vegetarian even though she eats hamburgers and hunts deer. I just think thats stupid. 021217 ... krimilda look at really carefully at the close up in her video... she's got fangs, like a vampire 021217 ... bethany coz jake was diluted to be all about her "avril's my girl" comethefuckon arent you an adult who isnt blinded by the mumbojumbo of the modern pop world apparently not oh yah, and i could write that shit too, so could you, but i guess we werent punky brewster either 021217 ...   deluded 021217 ... bethany coz alanis was better 021217 ... SuicidalAngel her ryming kinda sucks but she has potentential. If she makes a few more Cd's ..which I doubt, then I think she could be good. Her music really isn't even punk ... she dresses punk and her lyrics are punk but she's sounds like a pop singer. I like her fangs, whithout them she'd be another pretty girl 021217 ... silentbob the lyrics i have heard of her's aren't really "punk" i mean i guess i haven't heard about her dissing society, or giving insights into her critiques of western civilization or challenging the government or capitalism... her lyrics are exaclty what they are the poetry you'd read on the online diary of a 17 year old girl 021217 ... phil avril fucking sucks 021217 ... p2 they always drop on the poor coyote who's only trying to get some food damn that roadrunner! 021218 ... MollyCule get the fuck over yourself and just admit that your actual name is April Levine. Thank you. 021219 ... p2 http://www.metalhammer.co.uk/article.asp?ID=6795&type=NWS 021220 ... Nathan88 can u say... lipsink 021220 ...   lipsync 021220 ... Nathan88 thx for the correction...my bad 021220 ... lost she has fangs like a vampire? sweet... that makes her even more hot. vampire chicks are soooooo hot. 021225 ... krimilda her fangs are not really a reason i hate her... i'd really like to have fangs like hers, i just wanted to point them out 021226 ... silentbob Biography for Avril Lavigne Birth Name Avril R. Lavigne Nickname Avie Height 5' 3" Trade mark Always wears loose ties. Trivia 1 of her songs, "Losing Grip", is about an ex-boyfriend won the 'New Artist in a Video' award for her song 'Complicated' at the 2002 VMA dropped out of high school to pursue her music career Parents are Judy & John Lavigne, French-Canadians. Her first video, "Complicated", cost over $1 million. Avril's younger sister appeared in her 'SK8R BOI' Video. Debut album 'Let Go' has gone double platinum has a younger sister, Michelle and an older brother, Matthew Orginally was pursuing a career in country and folk music, but transitioned into "punk-rock" because of its more lucrative possbilities. Personal quotes "I liked being a minor because you can't get into trouble. Now I just have to try and behave myself." 021226 ... Freak Im sick of being made feel like im not supposed to like her and her music. 021228 ... angie I like her... *evil laugh* *muahahaha* 021230 ... megan she's interesting. she makes everyone on here negative, but as always, i have a quite different approach. her lyrics are nice. they're real, they're what people go through. her music has an edge to it, although not a deadly edge, a nice edge. it makes you want to listen to it, simply because it's a little bit different, you can blare it through your car and not be ashamed. her style is different, she stands out in this world of sameness. i like it. it's all nice. 021230 ... youre so holly wood she said whoa whoa you like her lyrics? laaaame. Its not that I'm big on bashing avril...in fact, i'm more apathetic than anything else. well, maybe I wonder why she's such a big deal and why so many people are so consumed with hating her... but I have to admit...her lyrics are fairly simplistic and nothing to lke her music over. I always thought her voice was the more enjoyable factor in the music. er. 021230 ... magdalena She isn't 'punk' , she is really just a poser for one... two, she's practicaly a britney spears ( ever notice her intials spell BS ? )except not a slut and not really a britney... basicaly, she is like one, but she isn't in other ways. Besides, punkers don't sing about their boyfriends n shit. (or whatver that skater boy song was about...i've heard it *once* ) The one thing I hate is, the whole "look at me , i'm being a rebel/punker !!!!!" just because it's becoming trendy... noooooooooooooo! *not happy* all posers!! shit , I can't even talk! I guess i would technicaly be one. But , the thing is , i've been this anti-corporate etc since I was in 6th grade... I'm now in my junior year at MSU... ...graaa.... 030108 ... megan lame is when people have nothing else to do but sit around and call each other lame because they have a different opinion. :) 030108 ... sirflaccid I definately bitch about things that aren't within my taste, but instead will attempt to be a bit objective. I think that as an artist she has a talent but not an incredible one. I think it was quite a risk and a VERY stupid move to drop out of school to pursue a career on that level of talent. I think it is disgusting though to switch one's personality for the purpose of making money. If you have a love for your style and/or are passionate about your art then it is your duty to yourself to go for it. Selling out to a pop version of a specific genre to make a quick, huge buck is very opposite of the others within her supposed genre. As an art I do not mind the music at all it is something i could listen to and not become annoyed. As a fact i bought it for my girlfriend and she loves it. But i find it hard to support someone who obviously has some personal issues such as hers. 030108 ... lost people... no no no blatherskites... you must realize the mute button was invented for people like her. let me explain... well her music sucks, but she is hot. just like britney spears, and christina ( i have no clue how to spell her last name). it's a simple fact you dont have to listen to her to look at her. 030120 ... phil initials don't technically spell anything, do they? see blatherspellcheck 030120 ... silentbob her lyrics have all the edge of a seventeen year old girls crappy poetry because that is what she is not different. but the same. and i thought punk got old and died like four years ago? whats with the come back? and i wouldn't use the word "hot" to describe avril lavigne. she's too....seventeen-year-old-girl-thing for me. seventeen year olds are only hot when they look like twenty two year olds, but then it ceases to be hot and just goes into SCARY! 030121 ... birdmad i don't really care one way or the other, i avoid the sight of her because of a very pronounced (though not exact) resemblance between her and somebody i used to know but would rather not think about 030121 ... lost silentbob you also have to consider i am only 18. and i didnt know she was only 17. what ever i still think she is pretty attractive. 030121 ... avril rant | from a canadian perspective Actually, when I first heard 'Complicated' I thought it was Shanaia Twain, and I was wondering, 'what is Shania Twain doing on my rock radio?' *face screws up - frantically hitting buttons on car-stereo* Honestly, I think Avril has they same presence as Lisa Loeb, she's just less submissive and more angst-ridden, with a bit of a 'twang'. She'll have a hit album, it won't last and there'll be some other schizoid-jaded wanna-betty wailing into the mic next year in her place. It's nothing really specific, (well, yeah it is; she represents every poseur-muff hanging out in the mall parking lot, whose "interests are: boys who ride skateboards, any music skateboarders like, parites and watching boys ride their skateboards..." Lord, get your own life!PFSH!) she just bugs me. SK8ER BOI?! what the FUCK is that SHIAZ!? :P Plus, I don't appreciate her airplay being used as an indication of her popularity in Canada. There are CRTC laws that determine Canadaian-Content on the radio, so yeah, she's gonna get more airplay than say... Celine Dionne, cause no one can rock out to Cleline Dionne, nevermind the fact that Celine Dionne SUCKS, (sorry to all you die-hards, who didn't know who she was before Titanic - and thanks for buying the album so she's no longer our problem, since she's no longer Can-Con) but it's my opinion. Also, the Barenaked Ladies haven't done anything prolific enough in the past while to play out, so it's fortunate Avril's rec. co. can be decent enough to allow every song on the album to play in rotation during my drive at five - that way I don't have to go unreasonably insane, like in a POW camp, where they would undoubtedly torture you with musch less offending serenades, like, "We can dance... We can Dance... Everyone give it a chance..." and it still would drive your mind into oblivion. Now I'm gonna go and get started on The 'Hip too - they get airplay for the same reason,and it's like a birth-responsibility to be a fan. Tragically, It just looks better on the log, that's all. Avril will never be celebrated in that way, hopefully. I doubt she'll become a national beer muppet. It's bad enough to have a national beer, sponsoring a celtic croning band, recycling the same song with different lyrics again and again - we don't need a female PMS version... YEESH! And if she does end up being the next Molson Canadian Cabin/Beach/In-Flight/BackyardBBQ/Hot Tub/Spring Break party prize, I only hope it woud fail to tarnish beer sales - I like that Molson is on top. (though I'm a Bud drinker...) It's a stunt I can see being reserved for Labatt, Kokanee, Big Rock or any lower-profile beer co. And nothing matters to Canadians more than beer, right? Not even Hockey, so don't fuck with it. I know you're all thinking, 'why can't you just change the station? Well yeah, I could do that, but then my opinion would mean nothing because it would be very poorly reserached, wouldn't it? I'll admit, I heard the album heard the album. I think some of it's catchy, but I'm not half as astounded as I was upon hearing Wide Mouth Mason, Big Sugar, Big Wreck, Our Lady Peace, and Yes, even The Tragically Hip cause, cause whiny-Canadian-college pop rock sucks ASS and has certainly done it's time. She fits in the category - I listened to it, it's WHINY. It's OK if you like her, but at least buy the record then, instead of downloading it - she's trying to make a living, and music videos ain't cheap. If album sales aren't going well, you can forget about seeing her on MMUSA (*snicker*) - there'll be nothing to play... 030301 ... avril rant | from a canadian perspective Oh yes, I wanted to mention, I ALSO think that tie really contrived (saw that up there, somewhere...) as a punk-rock flair-option. I don't think we have to worry about comparing her to Briney Spears though. She's not that talented, which really isn't saying much. But look girls, now there's one for every niche we could poossibly fit into, so when boys talk about us they can have a broader scope of reference. ie: BOY 1: I met this great girl... BOY 2: Oh yeah? What's she look like? BOY 1: Kinda like... well, she has hair like J-Lo, and she has teeth like Britney, but she has eyes like Gwen Stefani, wears a tie like avril, and hopefully likes to fuck a lot, like Christina! BOY 2: Hook me up with her best friend! Other than these 5 basic groups, it's all you'll need to know to impress your friends and wow your neighbors: Renegade Avril - representin' all the angry GRRRLZ; Bubble-gum, pop-princess, Britney; dirty-whore-siren, Christina Agul... (I don't fucking know how to spell that shit - gimme a break); Ska Queen, Gwen Stefani - who rocks btw; AND let's not leave out the hip-hop scene with our down girl on the west side, J-LO! *barf* And where have all the Spice Girls gone in times like these, when we need them? Hey, weren't there five of them too? Spooky.. 030301 ... eyedream She sings pop. And I believe her Matrix, who write her songs, should get a lot of credit for her success. She is not a songwriter. 030828 ... nomatter let me count the ways 030914 ... endless desire her cd gets old fast, i must say. i saw this picture of her in a bathing suit in some tabloidish magazine like people who's obsessed with jazz like that. anyways, she has a hot body, to be honest. but she doesn't choose to flaunt it at all. i respect that. she doesn't wear tight/provacitive jazz. and she talks about wanting to be a role model and not just sell her body. people still think she's hot but they don't call her a piece of trash. and the whole punk/pop/rock thing. she can be whatever heck she wants. who really cares? 030914 ... btw 'People' the magazine i meant 030914 ... doyouwantme does she even know how profound and beautiful she really is? shes right on time 030914 ... crimson i used to wear ties. everyone called me a dyke. those same people started wearing ties when avril lavigne came out. she is not origional. she is making to amazing statement. she is a bitch. "anarchy on MTV" "pop punk" contradictions in terms 030920 ... crimson *she is making no amazing statement 030920 ... kinkazoid i dont know if anyone mentioned this yet but i read an article in some mag. about avril and she used to be a gospel church banger singer... record producers or whoever those big dawgs are turned her into this "punk rock celeb". she started dressing like that because they knew it would carry on a trend that only few people followed. Avril is a faker.. i say we find her and hang her by one of her stupid fucking ties.. Avril didnt make ties cool, she made ties gay. and just for the record, i would like to see one fucking picture where she doesnt have her mouth wide open and her fist in the air.. if you wanna be a rock muscian learn how to play a fucking instrument better then everyone else cuz i know a lot of fucking people that can play and sing AND write songs.. now thats fucking talent 030921 ... crimson "A punk and rebel all the way At least that's what she's told to say" --MAD Magazine 030926 ... silentbob How did she make wearing ties gay? 030927 ... crimson strap ons, maybe? 031004 ... ferret yeah, i hear she hates cats 031005 ... Kim I think Avril rocks, but i HATE that she HUNTS!!! maybe she has stopped hunting now though and knows that it's wrong and thats why she is vegetarian after all she was only 14 when she went hunting and it was her brother and dad who she went with-bad influences.?????STOP HUNTING AVRIL - if you still do! 040618 ... dosquatch Wrong. Yup. Absolutely. A complete violation of the natural order, hunting is. Sinful. There's not a single creature on the planet that hunts except for us sick, depraved humans. Right. I mean, our ancestors knew better. Never hunted a thing. Lived in cuddly harmony with all the furry critters. The cave paintings were just their version of horror movies. 040618 ... U24 Test Search for American hostage intensifies 72 hour deadline presumably ends Friday evening http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5196406/ 040618 ... Blink why: is a sound that turns combinations of sounds into a question, a grave for reflection. I: are we all I? Hate: very heavy word. Avril: a name and also can be a month, it's a feminine sound. A lot of words create a lot of questions and new words. This blather site turns into a massive chat site. Who cares about hating or hating not avril if we don't really know what the words in the sentence mean? I'm starting to hate the question, it makes me angry, that's why I hate why i hate avril! 040618 ... u24 that wasn't me. 040618 ... . oh. 040618 ... witchesrequiem b/c she is cute..and tiny.. 040619 ... Blink sorry, got carried away by thoughts about words...This also can be a chat site... 040621 ... E1 I don't know any of her songs, or what what she sounds like because I hate corperate owned media that pushes these apathetic rock stars to keep you in control. underground and DIY for life! 110122 what's it to you? who go blather from