tell_silentbob silentbob What's the matter? 001121 ... amy Silentbob, I think I trust you. I'm going to take a deep breath. I feel like the world is shrinking too rapidly. Like I've been able to logically deduce too much about the whole darn world. Like maybe it would have been better had I not walked the streets of China and Turkey and followed my nose to Seattle, where I always knew I'd end up anyway. And like maybe I shouldn't have told any jokes or cooed inanity or tried to be meaningful to the people living inside my computer. But also like I asked for a lot, and I got it. Mostly, though, I guess I haven't felt like I've been able to talk a whole lot about it. 001121 ... kendra Bobby, It seems to me that you have become the leader of blather for the past little while. You have become the one everyone types to. And I'm so proud. 001121 ... Barrett I really like peanutbutter! 001121 ... god of forgetfulness bob- i forgot my mom's birthday a couple years ago. i see her MAYBE once a year so it's not like i had the benefit of a reminder. she says she doesn't care, but i know she holds a grudge. i try to tell her how i feel, but she just stares at me. what could i do to get her to ease up? 001122 ... misstree *curls up close* I wanna make a confession. Love fucking stinks. *sigh* *smile* 001122 ... j_blue whatever everything stinks 001122 ... silentbob Amy Maybe its ok for the world to be simplified. Maybe it's ok to be contained. if the world is too small, look into mind and into your heart. you'll find they are endless and can never be contained. Kendera i always thought Schlieffy or Birdmad or jennifer or MollyGoLightly or you was more leader than me. perhaps i write a bunch because i have more chance to, or less to say, or something...but i by no means feel like a leader. im flattered you feel that way :) 001122 ... silentbob god tell your mom you love her and you'll never forget her again. tell her not to just stare at you, tell her to be compassionate. She'll ease up i hope. 001122 ... silentbob Misstree and J Blue You guys are right on. right fuckin on. 001122 ... lovers lament bob, can i have, like 10,000 of your babies? 001127 ... silentbob Yes and we shall name them all Pubert 001127 ... Glory Box Bob, all of the good girls are engaged lesbians because God only appreciates a select few of us. Apparently God does not love you. I'm sorry. BUT I DO!!!! 001127 ... silentbob personally, id rather have you love me. 001127 ... daxle (ok I'm going to violate things by asking instead of telling...) what does it take to be the leader of something where people post their thoughts whenever they feel like it? 001127 ... silentbob Yeah, i was wondering that too i lead nothing 001127 ... deleriouschanaka what kind of love do i want bobby? of the thousands of kinds.....in my mind, it is better to have loved or be loved in any way, rather than no love at all. tell me...hmmmm....yes.......maybe..... 001127 ... Rhin Silentbob, I want to hide myself in a huge Eagle's nest, nestled high atop a rocky cliff, somewhat remote, but close enough to a lively city, so that I can spend my evenings, keeping my soul in tune, at some great underground jazz/blues clubs. Actually, as long as the music is great, any kind of club will do. My tastes in music are very eclectic. I must have music in my life. I can't seem to function without it. Access to some great Chinese or Mongolian restaurants would be a plus, and to be living in the vicinity of an NHL team, would make it almost perfect. Forget shopping. Unless it's a store that is out-of-the-norm (bookstores not included), I would rather spend my time laying inside the confines of my observatory.....wrapped in the arms of my man, and wondering if that warm sensation radiating throughout me, is his breath on my body, or just the activity of our souls intertwining. That was a little personal, but it is a part of my dreams, so it counts. 001128 ... Rhin Silentbob, You are an amazing gift to life! 001129 ... SCOTT ok mr silence tell me this if you've two trains traveling at 25 mph towards one another starting at a dixtance equal to that of say the earth to the sun, how much time do i have to go to the bathroom? and hey, is my poetry any good? should i submit it? thaks w/out an n 001129 ... silentbob yes, what i read i enjoyed island of our relief and yes submit, and keep writing until you feel self-actualized in yoru writing thats right i'll be a guidance counselor when im old 001129 ... SCOTT thanks bob-psycho babe said you were cool, i am thinking she is right 001130 ... Rhin Bobby, I'm quickly becoming obsessed with this search of ours. If I have, or if I do venture from the path, please let me know...I'm yours to channel! 001205 ... Rhin Bobby, Check out this one, if for nothing else, than it's navigational system. www.nothing-infinity.com 001205 ... startfires bobby my room-mate drives me crazy. he never listens to me he just runs around like a goddamn animal and he shits in my closet and every where else and chews up the garbage. my other roomate says it's because he's only ten months old but i think it's because he hates me personally. 001205 ... silentbob hmmm i'd hate for him to feel unloved, or for you to put him to sleep what's his name again? 001205 ... daxle all that and you never talk to me anymore... :( 001205 ... startfires bob i like chocolate milk. the kind you buy at the store that's already made. but not the kind that they have in the lunchroom at school. i like the kind with the bunnyrabbit on the front. 010226 ... chanaka i am always around for you to talk to because you said so c'est si bon 010226 ... florescent light Silentbob.. I'm not wearing a bra today. (This is Confidential, right?) 010227 ... silentbob oh, chocolate milk is good Talking is wonderful and going braless is a turn on yes, very very confidential 010228 ... casey I love him 010706 ... black-dyed gel product I like rice. 010706 ... yummychuckle i, too, like rice 010709 ... Moe ...that I am going to eventually show up in Algona, and still appolagize profusly.Being an asshole is no excuse for being an asshole. 010709 ... silentbob better be soon, cuz soon i'll be gone 010709 ... ClairE I already did, silly! 020103 ... CelticMistress so mr. bobby, i think i've got too much running through my head at one time that it just shut down and i can't think of anything to tell you. well, you've got everyone else's probs to deal with so you don't need mine anyways. 020103 ... CelticMistress haha! i thought of something. i have this friend (Wes) and he's been in love with me for four years. i have dated him for about 4 days one time. it was a mistake and i knew it, that's why i felt bad and broke up with him. but that was about 3 and a half years ago. but okay, here's my prob: i just recently was dumped by this perfectly awesome guy, we actually have decided to stay fuckbuddies. but from the beginning wes has had major difficulties dealing with me and george being together. actually he had a problem with me and george even being intimate. and i know since wes is just a friend it shouldn't really matter if he has a problem with it or not because george makes me happy and there isn't much that does. but anyways, lately wes has been telling me all these sweet things i actually cried a few times because he was so sweet. wes is almost perfect even and for some reason i don't see why i don't date him. something is holding me back and i'm trying to figure out what it is. he's got the perfect personality and he doesn't look too bad either. him and george have lots of issues and wes calls him a "moronic dumbfuck" although he's only that when he'e been smoking. and it's causing me copius amounts of stress here and i don't even know what to do. 020103 ... psychobabe hey bobby hows it going? eh not feeling to good here. Just one of those days where you want to scream out and then fall down crying by yourself. Its like all i've done all day is make people feel so horrible, and i dont mean to. Everything i've said has come out completely wrong and i just want to crawl under the sheets and suffocate slowly until i pass out and become numb..sounds depressing and suicidal but thats not what i'm getting at. Such a long tireing day and all i'm left with is pure exhaustion from everything. *sigh* i just need to go my bed now, i'll write later, thankz bobby 020103 ... ClairE I think you're beautiful, Bobby. 020107 ... Persona So anyway, silentbob.... I checked into it, and apparently you're the only one jesus doesn't love... but he likes you as a friend! heh heh yeah 020108 ... silentbob :) 020108 ... Jenna I got your diaryland address from blather, darling. I hope you don't mind. You don't seem to update it that much anyway. But I read all your profile stuff and some of your back entries. As if any of you didn't realize already, Bobby is really neat-o. :) 020108 ... pralines&cream I like your tell thing instead of the typical ask thing. That's what i have to say. 020108 ... Jacer good morning bobby god dammit, i can't sleep see you saturday 020529 ... silentbob saturday? what time? 020529 ... Jacer between 2-4 at my open house 020529 ... dB the days fly by faster and faster. Life gets shorter and shorter. like the song says. and you have time to kill today and then one day you find ten years have got behind you no one told you when to run you missed the starting gun. You noticed that bob? the older you get, the faster a week, even a month goes by? 020529 ... girl I just thought I'd tell you I love you, Bobby. 020529 ... girl_jane damn my fingers...that 'girl' was me... 020529 ... silentbob db:i have noticed that. jace: i work that day. maybe i can come after if i can find a ride sondra: love. 020529 ... "Ancient Pagan" O Silentbob, from whence comes your fame on Blather? 020529 ... silentbob hearts of pretty people 020529 ... CheapVodka Oi Oi! how do ya like that!? did you miss me? 020530 ... Betwixt First: Why does it take you so long to answer? Second: Do you still love me now that I have changed my name? Third: How do you get a key out of your vertical smile(not that i would need to) 020530 ... girl_jane I do believe this is tell_silentbob. I think you are looking for ask_silentbob. :) 020530 ... ClairE A) I_love_him. B) I seem to be back. I'm not sure which is more important. 020530 ... phil I'm available 020530 ... CheapVodka you hear that...he's available you're one lucky guy bob 020531 ... jane you're beautiful all of you and you need to know that 020607 ... CrAzYpInKmOnKeY i love everyone here but i do beleive i love bob more cuz hes the most awesome person i know bob....will you marry me? or we could just "get 2gether" a few times a day. 020608 ... CrAzYpInKmOnKeY janes cool 2!! 020608 ... jane thanks! okay bobby i finally saw vanilla sky. just for you. and yeah, i liked it, but it seemed to be missing something... 020628 ... silentbob i was wondering about that. can you explain more? ask_jane 020630 ... Casey Tell Silentbob that I love him...and the cookies are in the cupboard above the fridge. 021029 ... kss s'bob, when I put my finger in my ear, and then smell it, it seems to smell like pooh. that's not right. 021029 ... p2 i'd like to tell bob that i think kss just called himself a sh*thead 021029 ... cowboy-child that he'd better watch his back...cuz we're coming back mob deep stacked with pillows for a PILLOW FIGHT with lesbian referees. 021029 ... silentbob those cold unrelenting lesbian refs 021029 ... Daria I miss you. I feel that if I dont sleep with you soon i will kill myself. 021029 ... Destination? Tell me this....do you write, create, compose, elaborate, explain, complain, or exclaim for yourself or for the silent praise of "he." When you are pounding away out your worn out computer keys do you hope "he" will read it. Do you wonder if maybe "he" will read this beautiful master piece which is being molded by your mind and transcended by your hands, and you think maybe just maybe "he" will enjoy this, "he" might even respond to me, I hope "he" thinks it's good, what if "he" thinks its bad? Does your once recent master piece loose any value any strength any emotion if "he" does not see it or is your art only art if "he" is admiring it. Do you do it for you or do you do it for the response of "he." Does "he" make you feel better about yourself about your talent, about your writings, your ideas? Understand that this is not a condemnation of "he" rather an exaltation of what is being feared within ourselves. Let you art form shape and take beauty because of YOUR opinion of it, not "his." 021030 ... squint my head hurts. It will take me ten million years to get it all together so you can have the shirt, but it WILL happen. 021030 ... silentbob daria- and_i_you sleeping together will commence soon destination - whaaaa? squint - thats ok, pet. just dont die. 021030 ... squint why arent you on AIM or msn? 021030 ... cowboy-child lesbian referees can be so impartial. it's such a hard sport, no one knows like we do how hard it is. sometimes i just want to hang up the pillow. but then i watch a late night movie on cinemax about a college sorority and i remember why i started pillow fighting in the first place. what do they call it? the beautiful game. 021030 ... silentbob i often avoid the instant messengers to avoid people i don't want to have superficial conversations with 021030 ... falling_alone silent bob, i see u everywhere... they love you... i think might too. you could be god... 031102 ... anon bob- i have a lil dilema i want to bring to you. how do you deal with something that you want but you know is wrong. im not talking about sex but i could be. i am being extremely broad. i want to know how am i sopposed to deal with things of this sort. on another note. i think its very strange for all these ppl to come here and ask you advice. i even think you are a prick for it but here i am doin the same thing 031103 ... silentbob I am a prick because people ask my advice? i don't really see the connection... but... in my prickish wisdom, i suggest you either give into temptation or just try harder at forcing yourself to avoid what you want, if you know its wrong. but be careful. 031103 ... anon sry pompus would be a better work than prick 031106 ... Little Silent Riding Hood Ok 'Oh Silent One' of many words, he who speaks a thousand times yet names himself in irony...I like ur style. I will tell you something - as per the title. Silence is a virtue of the soul... in times of chaos that plague our times, no words can say so much greater than all the reconstructed, re-spewed bullshit that seems to flow in and out of every one of us like a contaminated tidal wave of nothingness... Clogging my cerebral pathways with inane and pointless spoutings and postulations.... I wish I could bottle up some of the golden stuff and pour it into peoples mouths. Make them relish this space between words, sounds...anything. Silence, bob, is beautiful. Do you agree?? 031107 ... silentbob silence is beautiful, but for mostly the wrong reasons 031107 ... misstree if i weren't me, you would be exceedingly lickable. that's a good thing. as it is, you just cause this little glow of fondness in me. that's a good thing too. 031108 ... silentbob loves you *sigh* 031108 ... olive this is probably the coolest website. and if silentbob is somewhat of a blather idol.. he is probably the coolest person. tell me bob; are you just a weird 50 year old guy, who sits in his basement all day, pulling wisdom out of your ass, that would only be appropriate for blather? or are you in fact a god? 070917 ... daxle that I miss him 070917 ... minnesota_chris and here I was getting all excited, thinking he was here 070917 what's it to you? who go blather from