kick_ass_movie_quotes Arwyn "dad it's just a party." "yeah, and hell is just a sauna" 020219 ... Mateo poems everybody, the lad fancies himself a poet. 020219 ... grendel "Why? ...Why? Let me tell you something...I sang the first hymn when the stars were born, it wasn't too long ago that i told a certain young woman...Mary...exactly who it was she was expecting, On the other hand, i've turned kings into cripples, cities into salt, and rivers into blood, so i really don't think i need to explain myself to you now, do i?" -- christopher_walken 020219 ... lulie "there is no spoon." 020219 ... silentbob "and i hope it feels good" "You hope what feels good?" "I hope it feels so good to be right. theres nothing more exhillerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there." +++++++++++ I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen +++++++++++++ it's not about me and my dream of doing nothing... +++++++++++++ Tell me, Senator: did you nurse Catherine yourself? What? Did you breast-feed her? Now wait a minute ... Yes, I did. Toughened your nipples, didn't it? Sen. Martin's Aide: You son of a bitch! Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you? Take this... *thing* back to Baltimore! Five foot ten, strongly built, about a hundred and eighty pounds; hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He'd be about thirty-five now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, mum, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit! 020219 ... phil "It's alright, it's okay...there's reason to live....Jesus told me so... " Coven "In a row?" -cLeRKS 020219 ... ilovepatsajak sid, when was the last time we fucked? i can't remember we can do it if you want just give me a kiss 020219 ... Mateo Silence of the lambs. 020219 ... good people fuck. pulp fiction, about ten thounsand times. hooray! 020219 ... reitoei "you can't have everything" --security guard to lola, second run, Run lola Run 020219 ... sim Slow ahead. I can go slow ahead, c'mon down here and chum some 'a this shit. 020220 ... pat sajak i got a thin dick 020220 ... Casey The Chasing Amy speech from of couse, Chasing Amy...it hits me like a fucking brick everytime. _______________________________________ Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. _______________________________________ Louis:Why did you come to Casablanca? Rick: For my health, I came for the water. Louis: But this is a desert. Rick: Apparently I was misinformed. _______________________________________ "Just follow the bird on your quest." "Look, the bird is heading back toward the village!" "Um, forget the bird, just follow the river." _______________________________________ 020220 ... bethany the question if she's your type or not is not likely one you'll have to answer in this world 020517 ... freakizh i'm jack's cold sweat. 020517 ... tabris metallium i am joe's smirking revenge. 020517 ... lycanthrope death death leering clown in the guise of nothing's sound 020518 ... werewolf the way you walk is thorny my son, through no fault of your own. But even as the rain falls to the earth and the rivers flow to the sea, so too do tears have a predestined end, find peace in a moment my son 020518 ... werewolf friend...GOOD 020518 ... lycanthrope listen to them, the children of the night, what beautiful music they make 020518 ... Sailor Jupiter Alison: When you grow up your heart dies. Bender: Who cares? Alison: I care. --The Breakfast Club We've got to protect our phoney-baloney jobs gentlemen! We must do something immediately! Immediately! --Blazing Saddles Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for Sega. --Mallrats Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ! I have seen the light!! --The Blues Brothers 020519 ... poetic_onslaught "we are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world" "its not until you've lost everything, that your free to do anything.....just let go" "with insomnia your never really asleep and your never really awake. everything is a copy of a copy of a copy" ok, really there is just too many words said in that movie that i love. its a fuckin masterpiece, my favorite movie. all of it, its just perfect. i honestly dont understand why that movie didnt win some kind of an award or something. 020520 ... freakizh *SLIDE..* hollywood can't let its big ego to be cracked by a very surrealist director. its similar to what steven spielberg did to kubrick's a.i.. if kubrick was still alive, he certainly would have filmed a bomb that would kill humanity's hope. :) yesterday seven (se7en) was on (fincher's). it has some 'fight club' similarities (tracy's face shot at the end among other stuff). and brad pitt is there also. and the names of the detectives in fight club, andrew, kevin and walker.. are a pun of se7en's writing credits guy Andrew Kevin Walker. 020520 ... CRO "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS" 020520 ... Tildan apparently. 020520 ... CRO meh. Star trek thing. forget it. 020520 ... CRO ask blown cherry about it 020520 ... blown cherry I'm pretty sure he knows what it is. Only it's not from a movie anyways. And furthermore, it's ripped straight out of 1984. 020520 ... Arwyn "hey boys! Look what I found!" "hey where the white women at?" ~Blazing Saddles 020520 ... Sailor Jupiter tee-hee the white women line is my fav! Oh Lord, will we really be able to acomplish this grand task all in 1 night? Or are we just jerking off? --Blazing Saddles 020520 ... Tildan it suuure is 020521 ... birdmad (w/ 1 wing dipped in blood) "Thomas, nice catholic boy like you , you oughtta be workin' for me, upstairs, i could get you in...nobody tells you when to go to bed, you can have ice cream whenever you like...you get to KILL all day and all night, just like an angel." chrisopher_walken as The angel Gabriel, again "Prophecy" or one from Lucifer (same movie): "...how i loved listening to your sweet prayers at night, how you'd turn out the lights and JUMP! into bed, so afraid that i was under there...and i was! 020521 ... jessicafletcher "but i don't want to go among mad people!"--alice, alice in wonderland "what? like boo-boo-kitty-f**k?"--jay, jay and silent bob strike back "quick like a bunny!"--hunter, fear and loathing in las vegas 020521 ... somedaysam he stands up we'll all stand up it'll be anarchy 020522 ... Freak "My mom and dad are going to be so mad at me." -Scream- when the guy is on the phone with Sidney and he is bleeding from being stabbed. 020522 ... poetic_onslaught all of these are from 'Tombstone' Doc Holiday: (he pulls out a gun) and your next Billy: (chuckles) its the drunk piano player. your so drunk, you can't aim nothin. in fact, your probably seeing double Doc Holiday: (pulls out another gun) i got 2 guns, one for each of ya Some Guy: Doc, you oughta be in bed. what the hell you doin this for anyway Doc Holiday: Wyatt Earp is my friend Some Guy: hell i got lots of friends Doc Holiday:....i dont Wyat Earp: ive spent my whole life not knowin what i want out of life, just chasin my tail. now i know what i want, and thats the damnable misery of it (cause he cant have it now). what makes a man like Ringo the way he is? Doc Holiday: a man like Ringo, got a big hole right through the middle of em. he can never steal, kill, or inflict enought pain to ever fill it Wyatt Earp: what does he need? Doc Holiday: revenge Wyatt Earp: for what? Doc Holiday:....bein born 020523 ... Rowdy Roddy Piper "I am here to kick ass and to chew bubble gum." *pumps shotgun* "And I'm all outta gum." 020524 ... Human Behavior "Sitting here with you, I don't even think about the Slime people." ~~~THE SLIME PEOPLE "This is my boomstick." ~~~ARMY OF DARKNESS "You haven't stopped talking since I got here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle." ~~~DUCK SOUP 020711 ... thugstylez once upon a time a woman was picking up firewood. she came upon a poisionous snake frozen in the snow. she took the snake home and nursed it back to health. one day the snake bit her on the cheek. as she lay dying, she asked the snake, "why have you done this to me"? the snake answered, "look bitch, you knew i was a snake". 020827 ... bandersnatch It’s survival of the fittest, Max, and we’ve got the fucking gun Pi, the movie and almost anything from either fightclub or wakinglife 020827 ... devalis "I'm a woman. I'm not going to tell you what I want, but I reserve the right to be pissed off if I don't get it." -Lydia, Sliding Doors "Life is pain! Anyone who says any different is selling something." -Westley, The Princess Bride "Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' but only slightly less well known is 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line' " -Vizzini, The Princess Bride "For The first time, I was in love and I knew it would last forever. Boy, was I a dumbass." -Burke Landers, Get Over It Roy: "Dumb bitch!" Abby: "Did you just call me?" Roy: "What?" Noelle: "What?" Abby: "I just heard 'dumb bitch', I assumed you were talking to me." Roy: "No, I was talking to her" Abby: "You're name's Dumb Bitch too? I think I've been getting your mail cuz there seem to be a lot of us dumb bitches running around L.A" -The Truth About Cats and Dogs Lefty, bereft of an arm, thus his title: "We're immortal Buffy, we can do anything!" Buffy: "Oh yeh? Clap!" -Buffy the Vampire Slayer that's all I can think of off the top of my head, but I can guarantee more after I do a little homework. 020827 ... devalis "I am going to circumnavigate his sould until he is anchored on all sides by my love." -Frankie, Dream for An Insomniac "Anything less than mad, passionate, extraordinary love isn't worth your time." -David, Dream for an Insomniac 020827 ... samuel l jackson now, get my wallet out of the bag. - which wallet is yours? it's the one that says "bad-motherfucker" pulp fiction 021007 ... millers crossing verna: That's not why you came either. tom: Tell me why I came. verna: (seductive) The oldest reason there is. tom: There are friendlier places to drink. ........................ tony (bartener): Wake up, Tommy. tom: (lying on bench with eyes shut) I am awake. tony: Your eyes are shut. tom: Who're you gonna believe? ................................ verna (who is sleeping with Leo): Leo's got the right idea. I like him, he's honest and he's got a heart. tom: then it's true what they say. Opposites attract. verna: Do me a favor and mind your own business. tom: This is my business. Intimidating helpless women is part of what I do. verna: than find one and intimidate her. ........................ dane: Where's Leo? (threatens with gun) man: If I tell you, how do I know you won't kill me? bane: Because if you told me and I killed you and you were lying, I wouldn't get to kill you then. ..................................... dane: How'd you get the fat lip? tom: Old war wound. Acts up around morons. .................................. tom (as Tic Tack tried to force him into the car): you can't hijack me, Tick Tac. We're on the same side now. Or didn't you get that far in school? ......................... I love this movie. 021007 ... more millers crossing ( verna slaps tom. tom slaps her back. she throws a glass at him, breaking a mirror. they pause, and glare at each other. ) verna: I suppose you think you've raised hell. tom: sister, when I've raised hell you'll know it. 021007 ... screwing for virginity Bond: "do you expect me to talk?" Bad guy: "no Mr. Bond, i expect you to die 021125 ... sweetheart of the song tra bong On really romantic nights with myself, I go salsa dancing with my confusion waking_life 030417 ... /anon "If ya beat the guy enough... he'll tell ya he started the fu*king Chicago fire but that doesn't nessicarily make it so!" "Now I'm not gonna bullsh*t ya. I don't really know what you know or don't know and I really don't really care. But I'm gonna torture you anyway. Not to get information but because torturing a cop amuses me. Theres nothing you can say nothing you can do except pray for death. Lets see whats on K-Billys 'super sounds of the seventies' weekend" -Mr. Blonde Resovior_Dogs 030418 ... cube "I'll be back." ³ 030418 ... megan "I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends." Almost_Famous 030604 ... thestoryteller Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn! 031201 ... reue 'what you see now is but a dim image in a mirror... then we shall see face to face' okay okay, so its a biblical reference but i first heard it in a movie 031201 ... smurfus rex "You wanna see a miracle, son? Be the miracle." vs. "Oha, it is my 21st birthday. Don't you think just once I might use the bathroom by myself?" "Most amusing sire...WIPERS!" vs. "SHHHHHHHHUT YER FAT ASS RAVEY! I CAN'T GO BUY A PACK O'SMOKES WITHOUT RUNNIN' INTO NINE GUYS YOU FUCKED!" 031201 ... walter fuck it, dude. Let's go bowling. 031201 ... seventeen likes the big lebowski that rug really tied the room together. fuckin A, man... 031202 ... back to sleep going back to the boondock saints... "there's nine bodies, genius! what the fuck were you gonna do? LAUGH the last three to death? HUH, FUNNY MAN???" and "fucking WHAT the fucking fuck.. who the fuck fucked this fucking...how did you two fucking fucks ..FUCK!?!?" ("certainly illustrates the diversity of the word") 031202 ... dudeinanigloo "I'm kicking my ass! You mind?!" - Jim Carrey, "Liar Liar" "I superglued myself to, myself." - Jason Biggs, "American Pie 2" 040705 ... laced yippity ki-a mother fucker 040706 ... Jess "Tempting but no!" If you don't know when and where that was said you won't appreciate where it's from! 040712 ... oldephebe "I say from your first breaths you were free!" Arturius from King Arthur 040712 ... iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl Andrew: Speak for yourself! Bender: Did you really think i would speak for you?? I don't even know your language!! -The Breakfast Club 040712 ... oldephebe anything by Mamet, but he can get a little lofty and (gasp look at me hurling stones from my glass sty at icons!) - and waaay too many syllables for a parenthtical aside, i reached for the whimsy and wound up with word confetti - 041006 ... megan why are you wearing that stupid man suit? 050712 ... akuma aoi "First of all, I'm not your 'Pal'... second of all, if you touch me again, i'm gonna twist your head into a fuckin' balloon animal" -- shakes_the_clown 050713 ... aaaaa "Fuck you and die" 050714 ... niggerpenis "penis" -Martin Luther King Jr. 060405 ... Casey He looks like something that fell of my dick during the war. -Old man when referring to the mutant slug man in Slither 060405 ... poet "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. " - pulp fiction 060405 what's it to you? who go blather from