pliiiiiiiiing brrr * * * . * * * /// * (bluishpurpley snow?) 031028 ... nom * * **(blurple snow angels)** * * ** *** **** ***** * * pring! 031028 ... pipedream running around wearing bright yellow mit snow angels! i've never made a snow angel! *makes a snow angel and lobs a snowball at nom* tag, you're it! 031028 ... merry nomme wearing warm woolen mittens *gigggggglllllliiiiing* snowballs and snowfights and making snow angels these are a few of my_favourite_things i'm *preparing to facewash anyone who pelts me with a snowball* (wondering if pipedream has ever been facewashed before) (wondering if facewash is a word in blather yet) (wondering how many blatherskites have ever been facewashed) 031028 ... pipedream a.k.a colonel custer or whatever it was (what's facewash other than stuff that makes your skin glow?) *puts together a massive snowball, patting it tightly together with her yellow mittens* there's only one way to find out, then *pulls her bobbled green and red hat down lower on her head* *eye glints* CHAAARRRRGGEEE! 031028 ... Strideo yea!! collect em all! ... 031029 ... Doar brought pink friends into the valley of snowballs rode the blatherites. Baaaaaarrrrrrrrruuuuuummmmmmppppppphhhhhhh! Elephants artillery, open fire..... 031029 ... mon is hiding behind a snowman honestly,..you don't want to do this please put down the weapons and no one will get hurt 031029 ... Doar brough pink friends you....there....behind the tree....come out with your snowballs up. And if you don't have any, I'll supply you with some. pachyderms.......fire...... 031030 ... pipedream running off in a blur of yellowgreen and *grabs mon ands shoves snowball down neck* GOTCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *does victory dance and looks rather like a yellow, green and red chicken jumping about because really, victory dances are always goofy* wait, what's that pink thing on the horizon? *squints at horizon and sees a pink elephant charging up* *looks at mon who is hopping around shaking jacket* umm.. *looks at elephant and sees DOAR on the back doing that doctor evil pinky-finger thing* RUUUUUNNNNN! *grabs mon and runs as fast as she can to the snow fortress* 031030 ... Road it's really not that big of a pink war oliphaunt......and I left mini-me back at the Dr. Evil's snowball fortress, to wreak some evil while I'm gone.... Mwahahahahah oh....and your puny little fortress will not be left standing because.... frozen drum roll please.... I have with me the latest and greatest in snowball fighting technology... The snowballer 3000, can scoop, form, and launch snowballs at a rate of 12 per minute (i was going to say a second but hey, I'm a nice guy, I'll give ya a chance)...... Onward pinkie! (pinkie and the brain...pinkie and the brain....one is a genius...the others insane....... brain burp). 031031 ... Road it's really not that big of a pink war oliphaunt......and I left mini-me back at the Dr. Evil's snowball fortress, to wreak some evil while I'm gone.... Mwahahahahah oh....and your puny little fortress will not be left standing because.... frozen drum roll please.... I have with me the latest and greatest in snowball fighting technology... The snowballer 3000, can scoop, form, and launch snowballs at a rate of 12 per minute (i was going to say a second but hey, I'm a nice guy, I'll give ya a chance)...... Onward pinkie! (pinkie and the brain...pinkie and the brain....one is a genius...the others insane....... brain burp). 031031 ... pipedream pinkie and the brain....aargh! *throws mon into the fortress and jumps in after...and hauls out HER snowballer 4000, designed to kick the butt of ANY puny little 3000 model* mwahaahahah! *waves her yellow mittens around in evil triumph* 031031 ... monadh oh my this fortress is so very trippy! reminds me of an igloo i made once how'd i get here anyway? i feel dizzy, the snow is so sparkly sparkly hmmm oh yes.. i remember now! you are such a rascal pipedream.. *brushing snow off* pipedream..?..where'd you go? (turning around she spies doar and pipedream facing_off with the snowballing contraption thingamahoovers) oh my mogs! i mean frogs! it's war! where's my hat? 031031 ... notme . . * oh here it is! . . 031031 ... pipedream duck, mon! *hits the ground as the fortress shakes from a massive volley of snowballs* got your hat? good! *rubs glitter war paint on her cheeks and mon's* let's go get him, girl...rrrarrr! 031101 ... Doar holding pinkie up to mouth)hmmmm....the puny mortals think they have me do they? MWAHHAHAHAHAHAH....didn't you hear that they recalled the 4000 model, serious jamming problems.... oh.....i see you got the 4001 upgraded model that has the kinks worked out.... quick pinkie behind that vacated snowman.......yep.....I knew mon was doing snow angels behind it...... 031101 ... pipedream lol bad mon! BAD! 031102 ... Doar widefunnelcloud.....i just got what you were thinking when you posted this (i think).......get outta the gutter so the rest of us can wallow sheesh...... (hehehehe) 031112 ... pervert pvcpillow guarding the gutter hahahha NO! gutter is MINE! rrrarr! 031112 ... Death of a Rose omg.....you slay me..... (pinkie can't take much more laughing at the moment....retreat quietly pinkie.....pvcpillow has a feverous gleam in her eyes, doesn't look like she is going to give up that gutter....aha....but it looks like the fortress is mine) 031113 ... Sick Scrooge What the hell is this nonsensical bullshit? Please, how old are you? Wasting space with imaginary snow-fights. Can you get any more sickly? 031113 ... schadenfreude as long as they take place on pages of their own, heck, it's part of the principle of Play. why_do_you_swanki_doo is a good example of a "fluff" page. unless the answers to life, the universe, and everything start showing up there (as i don't ever read it), or unless the recent_population becomes too clogged with such things, no harm, no foul. and as long as such things are kept separate from the real meaty pages, like hate_sex or ask_use24, where they would just kill the mood, and possibly some damn good conversation. live and let live. live over there if living here displeases you. there's room enough for everyone in blue. and, yeah, i think it's damn gross too, but i live over_there. 031113 ... Sick Scrooge See your point - just it seems to make the rest of the stuff on blather seem somehow not as important. And no, I don't have to read it, but I love this place because it is full of expressive, eloquent, inspirational people. All of whom normally offer extremely interesting points of view. Coming on to this page and seeing this 'fluffy' shite makes me want to puke. I detest that crap, and it saddens me that people who I admire for their articulate language can spout such vomit-inducing, little-girlie, SHIT. But yes, live and let live. I will not venture onto these sugar coated realms again.... 031113 ... schadenfreude i ranted quite a bit on schadenfreude, and for a while on pipedream, with precisely those sentiments. i've calmed down to the point of being able to ignore most of it. but what happened on roses_are_red_and_so_is_blood made me want to break things all over again. 031113 ... Sick Scrooge Yes, i just read it and I see your point. Why would you want to turn something with so much promise into some rambling babbling with no more seriousness or weight than a pink sparkly feather?? Witheringly I turn a blind eye yet inside me the angels of wisdom are pounding on my heart in despair... 031113 ... p2 all_the_angry_people make_me_smile 031113 ... schadenfreude because it's easy. because it takes no real thought. because random babblings fulfill the need for human interaction. because to some, words are cheap, because they do not realize how or what they defile. because some are of the opinoin that empty expression is worth the price of stepping on communication with Value. it slips in like prejudice, preventable but oh so subtle, and in this do_as_thou_wilt kind of place, everyone has the ability and therefore the "right" to babble about transitory bullshit. only thing that can be done is live and let live, and try to balance it with insights. or stomp and roar about it and make people realize what they do, which doesn't seem to have too great of an affect, though it seems more contained as late, and really that's all i can ask for. there are a great many things around here that shouldn't have sparklies spread on them, and when i see them there, i wipe them off with a bloody rag, though traces will always remain. in the end, what_can_be_done is really very little. 031113 ... Death of a Rose i see....you can slap my back and tell me what i wrote was beautific, meanwhile holding a cleaver in your other hand ready to cut my lips off so i can't smile at others.... p2 is right angry little people make me smile 031113 ... misstree sometimes what you write is beatific. sometimes what you write is happy sparkly crap. either way, it's me own personal opinoin, and you're going to hold and act upon your own opinoin. show me where i have complimented fluff, and i will gladly hang my head in shame for harming someone with hypocrisy. i'm not trying to stifle your right to smile at people, i've realised that that would not be proper. i have simply commented on the way that some places would be more appropriate for it than others. this page, for example, is a wonderful place to smile at people. pipedream and why_do_you_swanki_doo as well. but if you start spreading that sparkle shit on the places that i really do consider to be chock full of meaty communication, damn straight i'll cut your lips off, for improper and heretical usage. don't overestimate my anger, darling. i'm wearing my patented grin meself, and i'm glad to share a smile, especially if it helps you remember not to take *anything* too seriously. 031113 ... Death of a Rose i acknowledge this.... so if i take it as a personal *asshole* mission in life, to hunt down every *meaningful* conversation here and write smiley/downcast/angry faces incesantly on each and every one..... then i would be you. but like you once said "just being pissy is all, don't mind me" oh...and you haven't complimented fluff...i believe you were the one that started the pipedream page after all...then did your transformation into the "lets be thought provoking" phase of schudenfreude.... or how about "bouncing while you do it helps. trust me, it becomes a hobby." from amuck, or "halloween... we had just spread the stink of our play inside a gas station, and were recollecting the troops when a being in a black trenchcoat and a mask identical to mine but silver "boo!"d my lemon_fresh_goddess... (my mask is a full-face domino mask kinda thing, gold designs making it look very dio_de_los_muertos) i was stunned, my brain locked up, while she kept telling me, "put your mask on! tree, put your mask on!"... i snapped out of it, tossed it on, and skulked out... my twin being gave me a small kit kat bar, we wished eachother blessings, and went on our way... it was just a small piece of the magic of that night, but it will always be carried in my brain_basket..." from break_me_off_a_piece_of_that_kit_kat_bar if that isn't a fluff page, i'm totally fucked up in the fluff recognition department, or..enough....because my point is if you feel it is worth leaving a mark on a page then (in my thinking at least) you are paying a compliment to that page just by the very virtue of typing something out and leaving it behind for others to "wade through the muck you just left behind". ignore the pages you don't like....and if you find something that makes you vomit....do it on your own little "meaningful" rant page....and then i'll come along and paste some more fluff....just to piss you off.... so maybe this is a battle ground of sorts....you stomp on my garden...i'll be out spray painting your artwork. Have a wonderful day. 031113 ... schadenfreude and misstree are both getting sick o oh, darlin' doar, it almost sounds like you want a pissing contest... that in itself makes me want to ignore words and leap upon it, i haven't been in a dogfight in far too long... but stronger is my need to say my piece... you still want to piss on picassos after that, then you *will* piss me off. my point is that pages like amuck and break_me_off_a_piece_of_that_kit_kat_bar *are* fluff pages... fluff is at home there... and yes, i started the pipedream page, well before the sparkly shitbombs started breeding like tribbles, because at that point seeing some sparkle here and there did make me smile... now it's the fucking army of cute, and notsomuch smiling anymore... and i'm defending not only the right but the necessity of the swanki_doo... if you're saying i'm a shithead for pissing on this page, i'll direct your gaze a little further up, where sick_scrooge was getting disgusted and angry, and expressed the same fucking opinoin i've been screaming all along--yes, it makes me want to vomit. but live and let live. yeah, i should have taken it to another page, but just to be a shit, i didn't. so that there's maybe even a taste of empathy when i say that there is a time and a place for every type of discussion. pissed that i'm spewing anger on what was once a funlovey page? remember that when you're about to piss on something else. and if making conversation is complimenting something, then fine, yes, i announce my hypocrisy publicly and loudly on a regular basis. but making conversation, sending little farts through the ether on fart-filled pages, darling if you think that's a compliment then you need to be smacked in the face with the difference between "i like corn too!" and "that sent shivers up my spine that are still tingling on my tongue." are we done yet? because i just can't keep my yap shut when people blatantly ignore the point that i'm trying to make, and i was done with this whole shit a long time ago. you want a pissing match, fine, you start. smear shit all over the walls of my temple, and do a good job, because i've been trying real hard to be respectful in these arguments, and you've definitely got a slice of my respect and i'd like that to carry over into hatred if you're able to inspire it in me. 031113 ... Death of a Rose hahahaha..... who says i ignored your point? you... and apparently reactionaries are delightful..... oh and somebody_has_probably_already_done_this_before just in case you want a fluff read. smiling broadly with spraycan in hand respectfully and most sincerely, . 031113 ... Death of a Rose never takes things cereasly. 031113 ... LittleLostSickScrooge Oh my, my.... First time I have been in the comfort of my own home to blathe...normally stuck in the confines of my office. As I read what has transpired since I left the 'rat-race' of my job, I catch my breath in excitement, always one who thrives on raw emotion and real feeling...I see this has turned into something wholly different from whenst I left. I post under another name normally, tho on this particular occasion chose to use a pseudonym...wonder why? Me too. I whole-heartidly stick to my guns, you can slate me till my bones disintigrate into a cloud of ugly, choking dust. But I am a human, and I don't hate *you* Doar, Pipedream or any of the others who spew pretty lambkins and such sparling oddities.... I just hate to see words used in such a seemingly useless way. But smile on, I leave you be, I have had my rant, and who am I to dictate the bearing of literary meaning on myself or others. Misstree ..... mystery.....hmmmmmm 031113 ... pipedream i am going to lapse into the english-vernacular blend of language i normally use, and since i'm not fasting today i will let 'er rip. MASLA kya hai, chay-piece? kissney kaha hai yahan aakey parho? itney high and mighty hain to maaro apni pretentious crap kahien aur, saala *jissko* dekho aajta hai bullshit karney, dafa ho! ajeeb BC hain jahan dekho, 'sparkly crap, sparkly crap' litany laga rakhi hai take your oh-im-such-a-wonderful-blatherer bakwas aur bay maaro agar samajhtey ho keh sirf angst hi duniya main rakhi hai to talk about, bhenchod jissko dekho aajta hai; apna high horse le ke jao marro parro jo karna hai karo but stop pissing me off on every second page with your high and mighty bullshit; who told you *you* were worth much? oh no, i'm sorry, i suppose pages like 'snafu' are so much more meaningful than anything else on blather, but no- look, its pipedream, lets go bash her today! my apologies for trying not to be like every second oh-my-heart-is-broken-and-there-is-only-grey person in here. personally, all this western crap about teenage angst is pure bakwas, you all just want attention. *kissi* ki zindagi itni terrible nahien hoti keh jab dekho whine karney ke ilawa kuch hai hi nahien warna everyone would just jump off the nearest roof, maaf karo meri maa aur MEREY sarr pe se utar jao...ajeeb haath dho kar peechay par gayi ho- and to think, i actually thought you were different. soowariya nikli, mainey to kabhi nahien kaha how stupid you sound so many times lekin nahien, convenient target mil gaya to chaaalo jee, lets have at it. acha mazak bana rakha hai tumney bhi, well done. isskey baad mainey kuch nahien kehna, people like you make me glad i've grown armour. 031113 ... Little Lost Riding Hood Pipedream. Firstly, I have not run you down on 'every second page'. In fact you will find that I have never done so in the whole time I have been here. Nobody told me i was 'worth much' either. I never said that I was better or above you in any way. Before you start loosing your mind, take a second to read back and you will see that what I said was: 'People I admire for their articulate language' (i.e YOU and DOAR) Not that you care what I think, but there you go.... I never directed any of it specifically at you, I pointedly said 'I don't hate you Pipedream, or Doar'... So maybe you should get off your high horse! I couldnt understand all of your post, but I did make out enough to see you call me stupid, and yes I lay myself open as I was one person critising a bunch, whereas you are throwing your venemous barbs at me alone... I stand by my words, and yes I too have armour. Welcome to fucking life. You get shat apon, you get critised...yes I am one of them, yes I make my own shit, I write bullshit myself, I never denied that. Build the armour and strengthen your fortresses. I am not playing a game of 'King of The castle', I am not viewing this as a competition, I expressed an opinion and now so have you. Peace. 031114 ... Little Lost Riding Hood Sorry - one more thing having just read the end of the 'Swanki Doo'page, 1) I do get lonely. Who doesnt. But that is certainly NOT the predominant content of my postings. 2) I do have friends, many of them. Maybe 2 I could call best friends. 3) My parents never screwed me over. They are liberal, supportive and the best I could ask for. 4) Of course I get drunk but I tend not to bore anyone here of the details... If I am going to be hated on by you, I want it to be for the right reasons!! Thats all I wanted to get across, I am opinionated and I voice my opinion. I am sorry this caused me to have made an enemy, but with openess comes aloness. 031114 ... pipedream i'm not your enemy, nor do i hate you. i don't believe in that kind of negative emotion. what i *will* say, however, is that you didn't just voice an opinion- you hurt people. i'm all for being opinionated; you don't have to be vicious in the process of expressing those opinons. it isn't fair to have a good go at me or DOAR or anyone, spoil whatever fun we might be having and then when you're feeling better say 'i don't hate you, you just might be all right'. i guess i reacted more when i found out it was you, not some anonymous jerk i could brush off as an ignorant git. and i'm sorry i called you stupid. i don't know you well enough to call you anything, but i suppose i have just as much right to be pissed off as anyone else then. and i've never been on a high horse; i've never tried to be anything else but me. didn't get me much, but i'd like to think i'm trying to stay real to myself. and as for the swanki doo thing- i wasn't talking about you in specific. can we end this now? it's endless and pointless, so lets just shake *proffers hand in very non-cute manner* and end this here. 031114 ... p2 that's right you two kiss and make out i mean kiss and make up or just kiss up to you just send me a pic of the joyous event 031114 ... andru235 flaaaaaaang 051021 what's it to you? who go blather from