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cat
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angelea
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neko is cat in japanese
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sharon
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cats bathe in sunlight's glory absorbing perfect peace.
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leslie
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is Jackson, super action kitty.
is better than dog.
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Jeff @ Newdream
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What any dog would be like, if they weren't so used to having their testicles altered.
Can you tell I'm a cat fan?
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990528
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nameless
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the cheshire cat
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hahaha
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the cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again.
the cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again.
the cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again.
the cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again.
the cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again.
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Brad
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I am going to use a sentence with Cat in it. I just did
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000310
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BoofPixie
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two separate boys on two separate occasions said i remind them of a cat. "the lazy opening of the eyes."
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000310
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Brad
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A term of endearment used by jazz musicians and cool people the world over.
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000310
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MollyGoLightly
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A boy once told me that I look like a cat.
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000330
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MollyBoofedLightly(?)
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Hee hee...its fun to forget what you wrote weeks ago and unintentionally repeat yourself..*giggles*
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000330
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ElPresidente
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Cats are great, but which pervert came up with "pussy"?
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000506
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Brad
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My friend's cat came up to me tonight. It sat by me and gave me a little lick on the hand. "How nice" i thought. then it proceeded to lick, and lick, and lick until my whole arm was soaking wet. I was mildly disturbed by this and disliked it. I think the cat was a paranoid schizophrenic, and thought that if it stopped licking me I would kill it. Who can ever get inside a cat's head anyway. Maybe I just tasted good.
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Brad
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P.S. for above post: I think that particular cat was once caught in a car motor. It also used to have a drooling problem that mysteriously went away.
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retrograde
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The Dog says: she feeds me, she takes care of me, she loves me... she must be god.
The Cat says: she feeds me, she takes care of me, she loves me.... I must be god.
DOG spelled backwards is GOD... As for cat, it needs not for the definition is GOD.
**
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grendel
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Ubastet, cat-headed egyptian goddess of pleasure.
Sekhmet, her darker half, goddess of pain and vengeance...became Hathor, lion headed mother-goddess, nurturer.
O, the irony.
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typhoid
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we called her bast
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whirligirl
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o supreme, seems natural to me.
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Santos
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I knew someone once who named a male cat "Bast"
the thing knew to shit everywhere BUT the litterbox...
not unlike his masters
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Zoe
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cats and god are one and the same. cats are so damn cool. they are so independant and calm. i think that if i could come back to life agian i would be a cat.
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Meg
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Pavalovs cat results
Day one: Rang bell cat went out for walk
Day two: Rang bell cat looked at me as if I was nothing
Day three: Went to ring bell but found that cat had removed batteries from beel and taken them outside.
Day four: Found none battery powered bell. Cat put paw on the bell to stop it from ringing.
Day five: Cat rang own bell. I ate food
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Frankenfistkitten
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fist_kitten
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001122
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*CatMeow*
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meow
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001207
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Stephen
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My last cat, named "Madam", whom I gave to my girlfriend when I left her, thereby leaving both the woman and the cat, was a little tortie, a tad bit bitchy, ancient in cat years but youthful and attractive, due in no small part because the owner was a vet. This cat wreaked havoc on my entire life, despite that I think I still love the cat more than the woman. Now go figure.
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jo
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In cat life, I'd figure the woman aged more than she, therefore the man being young sought another...namely ME.
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My cat is called zoe.
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010211
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rats
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tonya
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010212
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vida
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a sticky yellow ring has formed on my brand new bed
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florescent light
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He lays his head on my forehead.
And I can't see
cause his whiskers
are in my eye.
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bret
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When I was eight years old, I found a cat. I had no siblings, but from then on, I had a cat to play with.
Fifteen years later, I got a call from my mother. "We thought we should tell you that we put the cat to sleep today..."
That was yesterday.
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010324
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Bryan
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As opossed to being a Dog
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010401
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Cat
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it's me
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010402
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velvet spasm
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lucifer_sam, siam cat
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010402
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do_it_again
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my cat is horny and meowing like crazy. man, i wish i had $75 to get the damned thing spayed. . .
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muahaha
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purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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silentbob
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dun dun dunnnnnnnnn
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010428
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silentbob
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You're an imposter
i didn't write that.
Someone used my name.
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Sol
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Cat what are you doing now? I want to call you but you are busy. hurry up. Its funny really, you are allergic to your Namesake, chuckle. Pip has to be kicked out when you come over, which is a bit mean.
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florescent light
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My cat brought home a gerbil today.
He can't be a normal cat and bring home mice, nope, he's gotta do things His way.
It is a baby-
I took it from him and fed him some wheat bread crumbs and some water.
He's real tiny
Sometimes he squeaks .
I named him Squeaker.
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stiv
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sometimes i like to talk to cats. they seem to understand when people don't. they also ooze the best kind of 'i don't give a fuck what you think' known to mankind. respect.
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cali j
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There also good dance partners
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satan satan satan
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i've_got_a_cat_named_tonya
she's a big_electric_cat
i wasn't gonna let her zap that bird
i couldn't let that happen
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satan satan satan
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oops, hahahahaha
i_got_a_cat_named_tonya , she's a big_electric_cat
you know how this story goes
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Tank
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mine looks like someone and then someone else and then someone else again...
i know he has meaning for me, but i am too stupid to understand...
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010529
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burden
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Sniff.
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Per
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sniff sniff,
oh don't let the cat out the bag will you! mmmmmmm M M M
Yo!
I'm gunna rip Batman to pieces.
I've got claws and a shiny rubber suit.
Meow
Lick Lick.
Hissssssss
you'll never catch me
BATMAN I'm Nola and Poison in your life.
Oh sorry darlin' did you prefer films?
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NinNy
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oh yes and
if you have an exam the next day,
and theres a wierdo stalker out side your house,
all you have to do is hide in the dark for 12 hours,
and eat the cat food that he posted through your door.
oh and by the way.
the Cambells soup can is under the bed.
shhhh...
it could get boring.
why not throw a turnip at the car.
afterall he can drive so well,
and sing like a king.
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tonya
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i_am_god's_cat
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010615
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god
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tonya.
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emo
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Okay here is my theroy of the Cat and the Mouse Game:
You see, in a relationship, well more exactly in the begining of a relationship, when one person is the dominant one who is the cat and the other is the mouse. They play the mind games with each other, to see who can out flirt the other, or act less interested in the other, or just do stupid things like that. There is always the cat and always the mouse.
Does anyone else see what i am saying:?
see also we, are, and fear
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emo
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JO.JO.sleeps.beside.me.
bounces.to.the.balchony.
follows.by.my.feet.
has.short.legs.fat.and.furry.
He.looks.like.a.hen.roosting.
warm.and.tight.in.a.curled.ball.
fur.bits.on.tips.of.pointed.ears.
big.eyes.golden.green.stare.up.at.you.
meow.mew.
short.legs.and.long.fluffy.tail.you.
can.not.put.him.down.for.long.
cuddly.cute.and.an.instegator.
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sphinxradio
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hello kittycat.
why won't you stay and talk to me?
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011123
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tanya
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god
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011123
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reitoei
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my cat is laying on the bed twitching his tail at me wondering why i'm typing instead of playing with him, or feeding him or petting him or maybe the click of the keyboard woke him up.
staring in his gleaming green eyes i am entranced. a cat has so much in it's eyes, intelligence, arrogance, playfulness, watchfulness, annoyance. and something else. there's something magic in a cat's eyes, something mysterious that we can never really know. something that makes me say 'yes master' to a king that meows.
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Casey
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What if CAT, really spelled dog?
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020220
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simon
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Dogs are better!!
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020311
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Effingham Fish
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Old school for dude.
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020511
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blown cherry
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how_to_own_me
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020513
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Syrope
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i love my Weeby! even when she walks across the space in front of my monitor to block my blathering and demand food or attention. i've always loved cats. they just seem more intelligent and sincere than dogs. dog's are *too* loyal, ya know? there's something wrong with an animal that can be tricked into thinking you like it. cats KNOW. :-D i wish i were more like a cat...although i've had several people (from a best friend to complete strangers) exclaim at some point that my eyes "looked just like cat eyes just then." and i love it. it makes me want to purr...
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bethany
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mine is orange and named cat
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020513
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da sol man
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long-haired cats tend to be dumb, short-haired cats tend to be clever. we have one of each, both grey. the short-haired cat is kaya, quick as a whip and the cutest thing ever to breathe. the long-haired cat is rasil, thick as a plank and suffers from anxiety attacks. i think he's really a dog in disguise...
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020822
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kalista
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Cats possess knowledge otherworldly..
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030106
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xle
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he sits there at my feet looking the kind of cute that makes me melt
i cup my hands around his cheeks and line up our eyes
"could you please just leave the toilet paper alone?"
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030106
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me
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oh cat, i like.
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030202
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tas
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Cats are nothing more than furry little alarm clocks with legs. Or, well, that's how I regarded them at 8:00 this morning, going to bed at 3:30.
I'm going back to bed. Alarm clock be damned.
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030202
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xavier
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the fat cat sat on a hat,
and now that hat is flat as a mat,
and that's that.
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030202
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shishi
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my cat is sleeping with her paw over her face all curled up into a big ball of idiocy. I love her so much.
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030202
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ditzy_goth_gurl
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my cat died friday. i cry more when a cat dies than a do when a human does. is there something wrong with that? hmmm... i suppose not. i assume i'm perfectly normal.
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030225
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ditzy_goth_gurl
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my cat died friday. i cry more when a cat dies than i do when a human does. is there something wrong with that? hmmm... i suppose not. i assume i'm perfectly normal.
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030225
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sad
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maybe i'll liberate her cat as a form of revenge.
or maybe, just because that is too cool of a cat to live with such a jerk.
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030312
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scottobear
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is my buddy Newton. Soft, striped and orange, he helps me to get to sleep at night, cheers me when I'm down, and poops in a box of sand in my closet.
I love that little guy.
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030326
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yoko
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i love my cat
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030402
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baby
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im so confused
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030402
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jolie
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my cat is named baby. Very aptly
is that how you spell aptly?
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030514
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rubydee
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the slink
stalking
the squeek
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030517
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you got me on my knees
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Laila's name is Laila because that |
