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silentbob I'm sorry I caused all that cancer. I didn't realize it was such a hideous disiese.
i suppose u think it makes it ok.
Fine david....im sorry i caused all that throat cancer and bowel cancer. i was just on a roll.
And?
AND i wont do it again.
Thank you bruce.
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i am forever shelly the world has cancer.
but we all laugh. because that is what kind of people we are.
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dB FACT: one in three people will have to deal with cancer at some stage. Either they will get it, or a spouse or family member. 010606
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birdmad dad-1990
mom-1995
aunt-1998
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The Truth Open your eyes to the truth!
The cancer industry is filthy rich, all at the expense of consumers.

What? Did you think that those companies were unaware of the toxic health risks they were selling in mass quantities?

Think again.

Phillip-Morris obviously knew that Marbs had caused terrible health defects. Otherwise the courts wouldn't have imposed a $3 billion settlement.

Do you think the "cure" is designed to help us?

Think again.

The pharmaceutical companies are going to become the BIGGEST member of the cancer industry. I know of people who take 50-60 pills A DAY! Those pills, every one of them, add dollars to the pockets of some executive board.

But do you think we as consumers do the intelligent thing to try to stop this?

Think again!

We do NOT exercise our powers of control. We need to organize massive boycotts of all cancer companies. We need to boycott television programs that advertise these products. We need to write letters, make phone calls, send email.

But if just one or ten of us do this...will it make a difference?


YES! We can change the world...


Please help me! We can no longer just sit back and watch our loved ones be poisoned by the products they buy.
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The Truth Ok...I just came up with an Idea!

Let's start right here! (actually...not right here)...go to

WORLD_CANCER_PROTEST

I will make an email that you can copy and paste into the body of your email messages. You can edit the text to add email addresses of senators, lawmakers, congress, and anyone else you can think of that people who receive this message can forward it to!!

All you have to do is forward it to everyone you know! Most email software has a simple function that allows you to send the same message to everyone in your address book in one shot!

Everyone who recieves the email will forward it on to everyone they know... and so on!

Let's put blather on the map! It will be known that this protest started here!

COME ON! LETS CHANGE THE WORLD...
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Dafremen You have to admire his idealism. 010607
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The Truth Come on! tell me that didn't motivate you. 010607
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Dafremen see also: world_cancer_protest_rough_draft 010607
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nocturnal at work damn hippies think they can change the world with phone calls and emails. what you really need is some heavy explosives. go blow up their buildings and factories. 010607
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Sol or capture the chief executives of said companies and in secret subject them to the 'substances' they so callously inflict upon ourselves. Perhaps even in amplified quantities so as to equal the dose an 'average' person wouild recieve in a lifetime? It is not only cancers that are problems though, almost any product carries a weight of guilt with it, jeans are produced from slave labour, the byproducts of tghe processes of refining the hemp (because this is the cheapest way) are dumped into south american rivers, such as the amazon, there they poison wildlife, plantlife and the indigenous population, the gold industry used mercury to clease and extract the gold for rock (again in south america) the mercury is then pumped into the waterways, producing huge areas of dead land, because this is cheaper than reusing it. I could go on, but im bored 010607
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nocturnal at work I just love those big business guys. so clever with their disposals in countries that no one obviously cares about. one day I hope to be that great. 010607
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florescent light it's all this technology that's keeping me from _really_ succeeding in life- the irreversible brain damage it causes inhibits my intellectual creativity. As soon as I can afford a lawyer I will sue for the millions I _could_ be making. 010607
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The Truth LOL florescent light, that's funny. ...


Now, now, now everyone! We are going to be little Ghandi's and not little Osama Bin Ladens.

This is a nonviolent protest! No explosions, no fist fights. Passive resistance! ok?

It must be peaceful. Otherwise, there will be no winners.
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nocturnal at work no explosions you say? well then, count me out. I'll go explode something on my own. 010607
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florescent light then when you're caught and sentenced to death, nocturnal, I will make bootleg copies of your execution and I will sell them over the internet.
why, I can make billions, zillions!
I won't have to sue the government afterall.
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florescent light the truth, look at how your peace movement is already benefiting my life...the results are practically instantaneous! 010607
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Dafremen I'm with florescent, nocturnal and Sol on this one. I want some REAL revenge. None of this namby pamby sending letters and emails and handing out pamphlets. I like Sol's idea muuuch better. Give em a taste of their own medicine...or poison as it were. 010607
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nocturnal at work fair enough. we can do sol's thing first, but THEN can we blow up some office buildings? please?! 010607
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The Truth Ok...one bomb...but it must be packed with confetti instead of gunpowder. 010607
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The Truth Perhaps my campaign recruitment techniques are a bit too strong...I only sought out to motivate people to get off there fat asses and do something GOOD for a change...But you people want to blow stuff up! this is GREAT! 010607
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Dafremen Oh I'm sure we've all been contemplating blowing SOMETHING up for awhile now. You just provided a target of convenience.

Yes noc, I think blowing the buildings up while the cancer-ridden executives watch is an EXCELLENT followup activity to the initial wave of kidnappings and carcinogen exposure sessions that we're planning.

As for the confetti thing, sure Truth, but only if it's propelled through the air with C-4 shape charges and strapped to a building, bridge or CEO at the time.
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Dafremen Rerun from: Cancer (blather red)

These folx are some of the most CONSERVATIVE folx I know and yet they can be so creative and imaginative too.

They would rather stick with what they KNOW works than try something new that MIGHT work.

They are the hardest working folx you'll ever meet and they ALWAYS have to be doing something. More often than not they tend to overwork themselves.

The women tend to be moody and emotional, the men less emotional and more inclined to optimism than the women. In fact the men and women are more dissimilar than any other sun sign.

The women tend to change their hair styles more often than most folx (close to monthly...and you can BET they are thinking about it almost every day)and they are CONSTANTLY rearranging the furniture, like once every couple of days at LEAST.

They are really good with plants, although some of them haven't discovered this gift yet. Any plant they set to caring for inevitably will do well once they discover their empathy for plant life.

Cancer people are imaginative, funny, warm-hearted people who are often misunderstood because of their emotional natures. They should learn to control their imaginations and their emotions whenever making important decisions.

They are excellent judges of character and often form their likes and dislikes on the first impression. They are rarely mistaken.

Like the crab, these people can be HARD on the outside, but are invariably sweet and soft on the inside. Once coaxed out of this shell, they are quick to retreat back into it at the slightest hint of insult or treachery, even a completely imagined one.
In fact any criticism, even well meant advice is almost invariably taken in the worst possibly light and as a result these people are easily offended.

Once they start on a task, if they imagine that anyone is viewing the project negatively, they will usually abandon it.

These women change their minds ALOT. In fact USUALLY. They will tell you about the greatest idea in the world, start to work on making that idea happen and then, before you know it, they've changed their minds.

My wife and daughter are both Cancers. They are IDENTICAL in every way. It's scary. MY grandpa is a Cancer too. MY favorite person in the world.

HE coincidentally has had skin cancer since he was in his mid twenties. He's 82 now.
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The Truth I am a cancer...born on July 5th...
I like cancers, they are mostly good people, but the bad ones are VERY bad.
I just found out that President George W. Bush's b-day is July 6th! Proving that astrology may be a slight indicator of one's personality, but not always quite accurate.
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freakizh i was born on june the 30th.

few people share my date.

everybody's worrying about cancer dying but nobody has said happy bday.

evil.
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no fuck sir walter raliegh
he was such a stupid SHIT!
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SuicidalAngel I am cancer in your womb
~Staind

and Happy Birthday
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no use for a name i'm a cancer....my b-day is june 28 030103
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Liz might have it... 030128
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minnesota_chris felt a lump? how old are you? 030128
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Liz 20, went to the doc, he found a lump... now I'm waiting for the test results... 030301
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minnesota_chris women have cysts all the time, it's probably nothing. Don't worry unless there's something to worry about. Practically NOBODY gets breast cancer at your age. 030301
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Dafremen Looking back on this and reading Truth's comments is cracking me up right now. He says astrology is mistaken about Bush, and yet here we are, clamoring for security, security and more security in a most Cancerian manner (This country WAS born on the 4th of July after all) with Bush leading the way. 030301
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Liz it's not breast cancer, it's a lump in my thyriod... there are warm, hot and cold lumps, and only the cold ones are the ones to worry about... and now guess of what sort mine is... 030302
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irthesteve funny how everything causes cancer these days. microwaves, cell phones, yello 5 or whatever, green m&ms, sweet & low, the whole world is gonna get cancer accoprding to the media, thats too bad isnt it. i was hoping to die in my sleep instead of cancer. thats no fun. i guess ill go unplug my microwave and smash my cell phone, its not worth it anymore 030619
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dudeinanigloo Deaths

Grandma: 2000
Dad's friend's wife: 2002
Aunt's dad: 2004

Survivals

- Mom's friend: 1995
- Aunt: 1999
- Uncle: 2004

Day by day, I am never sure when, or if we will recieve another phone call like one of those. *sob*
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djStar half cancer, half gemini, all mixed up into a world of personalities and contradictions.. Born on June 23rd. watch out =) 040813
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misstree scaring the piss out of me. already lost one friend to it, and now me mum has a second bout. don't know yet how bad, hopefully they got it all.
phuck.
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39 minutes ago Coffee May Help Prevent Liver Cancer 050215
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m21k A study of more than 90,000 Japanese found

that people who drank coffee daily or nearly every day had half the liver cancer risk of those who never drank coffee.
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Here's a question for Daf.

What are the implications of compatibility and or deep cellular animus on behalf of the mother who has a birthday of June 19th and a son who has a birthday of June 29th?
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dafremen A lot depends upon the Moons of the two people involved. A perfect example would be the missus and I. I'm a Libran Sun, she's a Cancer Sun. These two signs are square one another. This is a symbolic representation of the manner in which they tend to get in one another's way. They tend to bump heads. (And we do...less and less as the years go on..)

To ease this tension, there is the fact that my Moon is in Cancer. This makes me more empathetic to the subtleties of inflection and emotional content than your average Libran (who are normally more logically/mentally inclined than emotionally, being an Air sign), able to avert disaster, and avoid saying the wrong thing or forgetting to do the right thing at the right time. (Well some of the time.) I admire her loyalty and am loyal myself. It's my nature to be so, Cancer means loyalty.

Depending upon the Moon of the two involved, all sorts of variation on what I'm about to describe are possible.

Cancer children adore their Mothers or at worst, wish that things had worked out differently with their Mother when they don't. So I would imagine this June 29th baby is no exception. Gemini (Mama) likes to talk, doesn't like to be tied down, walks fast, talks fast and is never quite satisfied with what they dearly desired the day before.

Gems can be forgetful, inconstant and unreliable. They are also usually quite charming, have a way with words and can get out of most situations with a clever word or a convincing argument.

Give me the years of birth and I can guesstimate the Moons.
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Gemini - trienta y nuevo

Cancer - seiseta y tres
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1 hour ago Aspirin, Vitamin E no Help in prevention

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12142005 2 hours ago: Fibre diet 'doesn't prevent cancer' 051213
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mp21k Study finds no link between fibre and cancer rate
CTV.ca, Canada - 2 hours ago
A new study appears to debunk a longstanding notion that a diet high in fibre shields against colorectal cancer.
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mcdougall july 13, i was born on a friday and i think a full moon.

growing up i knew 4 other people in my town with the same birthday and year.
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twenty Disturbed that lately, my stomach gives a little lurch when I hear this word. 070421
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pete a friend has been recently diagnosed. we haven't talked as friends in a few months, at times i fear she was trying to become a nemesis. i sent my good wishes on another's voice tonight, not providing any excuses. hopefully the rift will be bridged, and her body restored. 070423
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jane everthing_is_bad_for_you 070424
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fuffle me no like smoking .. i need to stop it.
its kuffing me.
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jane i'm sorry that i didn't call. i will tomorrow. 080331
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Syrope i can't stop thinking about it. on one hand, it was always going to happen. it's in my genes. what if it's nothing? it's just that i've never been afraid to go to a doctor about "nothing" 080602
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hsssssssssssss if you have got cancer, i hope you die from it. 100822
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haha billionaires can get cancer too you know
ahhhhh... i'm so sorry you can't pay to keep your lovely wholesome life.
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plip plop DON'T TRUST DOCTORS. 100822
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f for friend everyone has it
don't feel sad that someone dies from it
it's a natural cause
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no reason apparently the radiation from abdominal CT scans have between 1/1000th to 1/10 000th of a chance of causing fatal cancer

that is pretty low, ish, but is still not good for my naturally worrying self
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