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eagle you know, those things that swim around in the water?
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kristin@newdream.net found one in my bathing suit once. Yuck. 980819
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sage they're pretty scaley. if you get all the bones and yucky stuff out and cook 'em up they taste pretty good though. 980821
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margo i killed elise's fish. it had no name, but i liked him anyways. 980902
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Caine There are a lot of fish in the sea. Very few cute ones, though. 981012
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Pacia and guests stink after three days.-anon.? 981108
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angela f i s h are the lucky ones. to live in the ocean and blow bubbles all day. i envy you fishie. 990208
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leese my fish is a cannibal and the murderer of another goldfish 990515
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SSSTRESSS I would catch them from the pond then stuff and lite a firecracker in their mouth releasing them back to nature. 990528
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bren thy fish i not phish nor is it fist of fisk, tis the fish who screams louder than all off you. and you all know about the re- complex redo this and that, reasign/replace. whos replaced? who replaces the wonderful writhing fish with the back bone of a placid creature?
i found myself in this place and have grown to like it.

i do.

it.
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ursula - the sea witch this plumbs the depths rather than scales the heights.
Wherefore art thou roe - eo
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eve one time i had a dream that there were these fish swimming around wearing saddles 991116
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Bluefish Fish are much like birds except for the fact that fish have fins and birds have wings and fish breathe water and birds breathe air. 991116
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Mishie i had three gold-fish--Singapore, Ciceilly, and Vineice ,they commited group suicide I need a support group right now. . . 991130
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valis the pet for people who really would rather just have a painting 991216
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alicia i used to be a jesus freak and i'd make those, you know, little jesus fishys like this after everything i wrote. [i hope the html gods dont swallow that fish as a bracket sacrifice..] 991230
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alicia oh no!!! they ate it! but you know what i meant, right..? 991230
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troy alicia:
yeah, i know that symbol well ;)
The early Christians could trace it in the sand.
Now people have it as a bumper-sticker on their car..
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old hick Fish are not smart creatures. While fishing once, I fell asleep and was startled awake when one jumped into the boat. I'll say it again. Fish are not smart. 000125
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typhoid how do you know? maybe he(she?) was just trying to be friendly... 000125
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marjorie the smell like ocean water
and seaweed
that i use a scarf
circling my neck in blue and green
the way your eyes used to
until you tore them away
leaving sharp stains
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emily mine always die 000519
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gregg

"i have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall, it sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka...."
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moonshine I had bulimic fish once. His name was Orlando. 000520
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forlorad see: exotic 000706
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piece of dirt i got a big black fish made of glass. he has jaws as wide as outer space and teeth like slaughtering razors. his name is vince. he tells me i should just go home. i will kill him tomorrow.

i got a goldfish too.
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DarklingDuck I won a fish in a plastic bag at a carnival, from throwing quarters into these little fishbowls filled with water.
Really, I was trolling for single guys
at the carnival, but most of them were
more scaly than the fish was.
While the fish swam in circles in the plastic bag, I circled the midway, but neither of us found anything worthwhile.
So we went home together.
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James
Once I had a fish without one eye, an he was from respect for all the others,he died long time ag I called it "Risk", anyways, fish have its own heros.
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florescent light a goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds... 010323
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twiggie i had a fish. he was red and blue and pretty. i named him fetisha. he died when i went on vacation. 010323
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fanta Peaceful little things they are. I was at the pet store this weekend, and saw some that were completely transparent. I could see the other side of the aquarium through them. Then there were the tiny flourescent blue ones . . . 010520
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LoLa SSsshhhhh.....
wishy washy.
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tnelis fs
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nocturnal did anyone else find it weird that the first entry on this page has no date by it? 010620
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black-dyed gel product ooooooooooooh.
It's like a crazy ghost story but in text form.
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dB writes good lyrics. 010620
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Sol I wish i hadnt given the Jazzfish to Cat, id ask for it back but it'd be rude i gues and i think she likes it 010621
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gil like to yodel and what's it to you, anyway? maybe they do and maybe they don't, I say. I, however, don't yodel. I don't know yodel from doughnut. I don't know doughnut from overalls. I don't know a misanthrope from mistletoe. And I don't want to know mistletoe. My mistake. *climbing inside a fish* I just want to make a sound other than yo-yo. 010622
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bloody potato chip fish were just MADE for running marathons! 010622
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surrealchereal fish were just MADE for running marathons
and that's what they're gonna do
onea these days these fish are
gonna run all over you.....
budah boom budah bang
all for now and all for zen..
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paste! the second fishing trip that i went on was the one where i went deep sea fishing. my memory of the experience is still a bit fuzzy so bear with my lack of details. after being out in the water for 2 hours, the boat got stuck in a warp, like the bermuda triange, and we all got taken to a foreign purple sea that only had hairless ox in the water. needless to say, fishing for hairless ox is very difficult. things weren't looking positive because the captain was hammered and didn't have a map. luckily, tae_kwon_dolphin came and shot us through a porthole to Iceland, where we hung out for a few days with bjork before catching a flight back home. that my second fishing trip and, as you can probably imagine, i'm hooked! 010806
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marjorie I was over at beback's house last night.
and he has these fishies
and one is black with buggery eyes.
and ryan said it was a live fishy that swam.
because he didn't know what kind it was.
and they had funny names.
and they were bigger than any fish i had ever had.
i was kind of amazed
and i stared at them quite a while.
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peter indeed fish
fish are very fishy
indeed fish
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Damned There are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish...... 010823
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transatlantic Still clutching at straws at this time of the night? 010826
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rrr i dissected a fish in zoology a couple weeks ago. it wasnt as bad as the pigion , or the fucking fish but it was kewl 011026
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twiggie pook pook pook 011120
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lady lunchbox i'm a bad fish mommy.

i had two fish, cheech and chong. poor old chong jumped out of the tank and got crusty. i cried. he got flushed. i went out and bought another little fishy named roofi. i woke up the next day, and cheech was gone. he was in my roomie's drawer under her deodorant. he had been out of the water for 4 hours. i put him in a cup of water, and he came back to life. i later noticed that roofi was missing...i couldn't find him anywhere, so i unplugged the filter and he came out, bent in half. i cried again. i flushed him, too. last nite, poor cheech died, after two months of having no tail or fins.

i'm a bad fish mommy.
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P.J. Harvey Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here and give me my daughter
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Tiffa I love PJ Harvey!!!!! I need to find the lyrics to the song, "Thw Wind" so i can read it at a poetry function. ooohhh.


Paul says "fish- it's good food."
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silentbob pook pook pook pook pook 020213
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farmfish the squidgyboy out of water 020213
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Casey Mommy said mine always ran away 020213
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ear_parcel i have a fish named Ghengis. he's rather old for a Beta fish. he thinks he's a rock. 020219
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yummychuckle i HATE FISH. I HATE FISH. I HATE FISH.
(and since you can't see me typing, I'll have you know I am pressing each key with almost too much pressure and I'm grinding my teeth, too.)
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girl_jane fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy

*makes fish lips*
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girl_jane also see mike_and_ikes 020302
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Sisterlister }}}* You will never be a fisherman. 020303
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lizard Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a night. Give a man a religion, and he'll die praying for a fish. 020409
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birdfish won't somebody get me off of this reef? 020409
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Syrope i think i want one when i go to college. seems i remember having a goldfish when i was little, but it must notta lived long. my mom would never let me get one, cuz she said the cat would try to eat it...thats why i wanted a covered aquarium, not a bowl, but mom still said no. *shrug* the "student body" president at governor's school's name was Fish. OK, so it was Jonathan, but he went by Fish. he had cool dreds for a white guy. you would see him walking around after supper, and his hair would be wet, and you'd be like "oh, were you swimming?" and he'd be like "no, it just hasn't dried from the shower this morning...i was in a hurry and didnt tie it back" hehe... 020611
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youinquired I got thistattoo of a fish on my back. you gotta go against the flow. it's the only to get to where you are going and you where that is, right back into Fantasia's golden pond. 020912
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Mitch Clark I used to have two fish. The big one ate the little one. Now I have one fish. 020915
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alora boop boop diddum daddum waddum choo. 021003
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sara there are so many more fish in the sea..they tell me. why does it matter if there are more when all i want is you. the other fish dont matter to me. i want you. 021226
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ferret if there are any more fish in the sea then my fce tastes like poo and i'm not really paying attention to what i'm typing and i feel like a fish beefup the pockmark, like the diddlewagum suck the mujjjjlepug. pooppooppo umpleppoo! comungli! pofonoboplo! munubo 021231
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bubbles I got a rock in my bowl that I like to hide under. It makes my person think I'm missing, and makes her go nuts trying to find me. Then I pop out and scare her! Fishy fishy fishy fishy 030101
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myname fish say blub. but sometimes it sounds like bob. which is not so good, because i do not trust bobs. (no offence if your name is bob. i am sure you are not evil) 030329
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Jayme Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish
Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt
Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish
Gonna take a moa-moa and swim it up your butt
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god mudshark at the edgewater inn 030620
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mad do not blend this fish 031024
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Jess21 my friend Andrei has a phobia of fish
We are at lunch and I'm staring at the ceiling and he goes I hate fish. I hope they all die and burn...in hell.
Randomness
I like Nemo though.
Just keep swimming
His son Fabio is lost
hehehe
I laugh
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caroline i had a beta fish for two years; he died after i pawned him off for my boyfriend to take care of while i was at college. strangely, he died after i'd moved back and was refusing to take care of my fish anymore. lame of me. poor fishie. i've been given a second chance, because my boss just bought one and knows nothing about them so i'm taking care of the bugger. he had him in this tiny miserable bowl with dirty water and so i put him in a nice big clean bowl and he's soooo happy. 040225
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ping pong fish are goofy, but i imagine fish in lakes aren't as gifted as the ones you bring home

i have two siamese fighting fish, males, together but seperate

they thrive on pissing each other off but dracula always has the upper hand

i would have to save blood red from dracula's bite
so i extended the divider

these fish will communicate with behavioral patterns that are not difficult to decipher if you pay attention to what they're trying to relay
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sameolme I_have_worms 040320
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Jess The thing about fish is they don't forget every 3 seconds!
It's a common misconception!
I really want to right that wrong but somehow I always... erm....
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Terrana It's all in your mind, you know. Very nasty, those trout, very nasty indeed. Only through regular payments made to my swiss bank account can you escape your fishy demise 050120
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ninecat don't eat sea urchin. 050712
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Friend what are your feelings on fish?
They can be made into various objects.
Such as food!
I don't agree. I think that fish shouldn't be used as food since they have brains.
What are your feelings on Mr. Fish?
He is very charismatic.
I like charismatic leaders. Fish can provide just that need.
Indeed they can, despite the fact that they cannot speak. Or perhaps they CAN. Will we ever know?
Perhaps not! It is like the question of the fish afterlife! What is your opinion on this subject?
I opine that the afterlife is impossible for fish, since there must be pain there and fish should not have to feel pain if they were eaten, and so should just be cold as death, and I cry sometimes when I am cold.
I cry sometimes, too. *Cry*. Sometimes I wonder if fish souls are wandering around this very moment. Sometimes I always feel cold as death. Mr. Fish does that.
It is because he is cold. As a knife. Through my heart. My heart cold as death. *cry* Yes.
I shed "emotional" tears over dead fish everywhere. They gave up their lives so omnivores can have a better day.
It is true that their sacrifice means a lot to us since we will someday die too and become grass and feed herbivores and keep up the cycle of life! I wonder if we will meet up with fish souls later.
*Sigh*. I bow my head to you, Fish. Did you know the fish god's name is fIsh? There is no "we" in fIsh. It is I!
I am very excited about someday meeting fIsh, since he is my role model and I look to him daily for guidance and confession.
Daily?
yES.
fIsh accepts many human sacrifices. Did you know?
Yes, I did, and I hope someday he will accept me as a sacrifice so that I can live with him forever in solitude and peace and wonderment.
It is all anyone can hope for in this lifetime.
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Friend Yes. Charismatic. 060124
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me yummiiee 060430
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krea fish smell horrible! 070207
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satan can somebody please tell me what a fish would do with a bicycle? 070223
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dipsy buy a skateboard ! 070223
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xevex There was this little fish that everything thought was so delicious he was forced to swim far away into the deepest of darks to hide from hunters. So away he went not to be seen or heard or felt or known about, no touch, no taste, so silent, and unknown for such a long time that he became almost forgotten, nearly erased, those few who did recall would say he was lost long ago to the deep blue sea until that fateful day he returned full grown and full of teeth-a starved shark hungrily looking for something to eat. 070924
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xevex There was this little fish that everything thought was so delicious he was forced to swim far away into the deep to hide in the dark from hunters. So away he went not to be seen or heard or felt or known about, no touch, no taste, so silent, and unknown for such a long time that he became almost forgotten, nearly erased, those few who did recall would say he was lost long ago to the deep blue sea until that fateful day he returned full grown and full of teetha starved shark, hungrily looking for something to eat. 070924
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xevex I'm a dork will I ever learn how to post right?

There was this little fish that everything thought was so delicious he was forced to swim far away into the deep to hide in the dark from hunters. So away he went not to be seen or heard or felt or known about, no touch, no taste, so silent, and unknown for such a long time that he became almost forgotten, nearly erased, those few who did recall would say he was lost long ago to the deep blue sea until that fateful day he returned full grown and full of teetha starved shark, hungrily looking for something to eat.
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