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eagle
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you know, those things that swim around in the water?
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kristin@newdream.net
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found one in my bathing suit once. Yuck.
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sage
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they're pretty scaley. if you get all the bones and yucky stuff out and cook 'em up they taste pretty good though.
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margo
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i killed elise's fish. it had no name, but i liked him anyways.
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Caine
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There are a lot of fish in the sea. Very few cute ones, though.
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Pacia
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and guests stink after three days.-anon.?
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angela
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f i s h are the lucky ones. to live in the ocean and blow bubbles all day. i envy you fishie.
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leese
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my fish is a cannibal and the murderer of another goldfish
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SSSTRESSS
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I would catch them from the pond then stuff and lite a firecracker in their mouth releasing them back to nature.
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bren
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thy fish i not phish nor is it fist of fisk, tis the fish who screams louder than all off you. and you all know about the re- complex redo this and that, reasign/replace. whos replaced? who replaces the wonderful writhing fish with the back bone of a placid creature? i found myself in this place and have grown to like it. i do. it.
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ursula - the sea witch
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this plumbs the depths rather than scales the heights. Wherefore art thou roe - eo
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eve
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one time i had a dream that there were these fish swimming around wearing saddles
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Bluefish
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Fish are much like birds except for the fact that fish have fins and birds have wings and fish breathe water and birds breathe air.
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Mishie
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i had three gold-fish--Singapore, Ciceilly, and Vineice ,they commited group suicide I need a support group right now. . .
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valis
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the pet for people who really would rather just have a painting
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alicia
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i used to be a jesus freak and i'd make those, you know, little jesus fishys like this after everything i wrote. [i hope the html gods dont swallow that fish as a bracket sacrifice..]
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alicia
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oh no!!! they ate it! but you know what i meant, right..?
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troy
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alicia: yeah, i know that symbol well ;) The early Christians could trace it in the sand. Now people have it as a bumper-sticker on their car..
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old hick
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Fish are not smart creatures. While fishing once, I fell asleep and was startled awake when one jumped into the boat. I'll say it again. Fish are not smart.
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000125
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typhoid
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how do you know? maybe he(she?) was just trying to be friendly...
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000125
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marjorie
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the smell like ocean water and seaweed that i use a scarf circling my neck in blue and green the way your eyes used to until you tore them away leaving sharp stains
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000221
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emily
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mine always die
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000519
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gregg
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"i have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall, it sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka...."
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000519
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moonshine
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I had bulimic fish once. His name was Orlando.
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forlorad
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see: exotic
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piece of dirt
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i got a big black fish made of glass. he has jaws as wide as outer space and teeth like slaughtering razors. his name is vince. he tells me i should just go home. i will kill him tomorrow. i got a goldfish too.
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DarklingDuck
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I won a fish in a plastic bag at a carnival, from throwing quarters into these little fishbowls filled with water. Really, I was trolling for single guys at the carnival, but most of them were more scaly than the fish was. While the fish swam in circles in the plastic bag, I circled the midway, but neither of us found anything worthwhile. So we went home together.
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James
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Once I had a fish without one eye, an he was from respect for all the others,he died long time agó I called it "Risk", anyways, fish have it´s own heros.
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010323
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florescent light
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a goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds...
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twiggie
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i had a fish. he was red and blue and pretty. i named him fetisha. he died when i went on vacation.
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fanta
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Peaceful little things they are. I was at the pet store this weekend, and saw some that were completely transparent. I could see the other side of the aquarium through them. Then there were the tiny flourescent blue ones . . .
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LoLa
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SSsshhhhh..... wishy washy.
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tnelis
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fs
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nocturnal
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did anyone else find it weird that the first entry on this page has no date by it?
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black-dyed gel product
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ooooooooooooh. It's like a crazy ghost story but in text form.
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dB
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writes good lyrics.
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Sol
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I wish i hadnt given the Jazzfish to Cat, id ask for it back but it'd be rude i gues and i think she likes it
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Byrnes
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fish are pretty cool. i don't eat fish. i work weekends at the local pet fish shop. i just started an aqurium. It has four neon tetras, a "fancy" guppy, a betta, and a snail. I'm thinking about buying a female betta and trying to breed them. If you get two male bettas in the same tank they'll attack eachother. i'm leaving for a week (on a mission trip to maine), so the neighbor kid is going to take care of my fish (hopefully). I trust him, but i'm still worried about my fishies.
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gil
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like to yodel and what's it to you, anyway? maybe they do and maybe they don't, I say. I, however, don't yodel. I don't know yodel from doughnut. I don't know doughnut from overalls. I don't know a misanthrope from mistletoe. And I don't want to know mistletoe. My mistake. *climbing inside a fish* I just want to make a sound other than yo-yo.
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bloody potato chip
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fish were just MADE for running marathons!
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surrealchereal
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fish were just MADE for running marathons and that's what they're gonna do onea these days these fish are gonna run all over you..... budah boom budah bang all for now and all for zen..
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paste!
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the second fishing trip that i went on was the one where i went deep sea fishing. my memory of the experience is still a bit fuzzy so bear with my lack of details. after being out in the water for 2 hours, the boat got stuck in a warp, like the bermuda triange, and we all got taken to a foreign purple sea that only had hairless ox in the water. needless to say, fishing for hairless ox is very difficult. things weren't looking positive because the captain was hammered and didn't have a map. luckily, tae_kwon_dolphin came and shot us through a porthole to Iceland, where we hung out for a few days with bjork before catching a flight back home. that my second fishing trip and, as you can probably imagine, i'm hooked!
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marjorie
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I was over at beback's house last night. and he has these fishies and one is black with buggery eyes. and ryan said it was a live fishy that swam. because he didn't know what kind it was. and they had funny names. and they were bigger than any fish i had ever had. i was kind of amazed and i stared at them quite a while.
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peter
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indeed fish fish are very fishy indeed fish
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Damned
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There are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish......
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transatlantic
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Still clutching at straws at this time of the night?
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rrr
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i dissected a fish in zoology a couple weeks ago. it wasnt as bad as the pigion , or the fucking fish but it was kewl
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twiggie
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pook pook pook
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lady lunchbox
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i'm a bad fish mommy. i had two fish, cheech and chong. poor old chong jumped out of the tank and got crusty. i cried. he got flushed. i went out and bought another little fishy named roofi. i woke up the next day, and cheech was gone. he was in my roomie's drawer under her deodorant. he had been out of the water for 4 hours. i put him in a cup of water, and he came back to life. i later noticed that roofi was missing...i couldn't find him anywhere, so i unplugged the filter and he came out, bent in half. i cried again. i flushed him, too. last nite, poor cheech died, after two months of having no tail or fins. i'm a bad fish mommy.
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P.J. Harvey
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Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water Come back here and give me my daughter
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Tiffa
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I love PJ Harvey!!!!! I need to find the lyrics to the song, "Thw Wind" so i can read it at a poetry function. ooohhh. Paul says "fish- it's good food."
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silentbob
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pook pook pook pook pook
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020213
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farmfish the squidgyboy
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out of water
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Casey
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Mommy said mine always ran away
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ear_parcel
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i have a fish named Ghengis. he's rather old for a Beta fish. he thinks he's a rock.
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yummychuckle
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i HATE FISH. I HATE FISH. I HATE FISH. (and since you can't see me typing, I'll have you know I am pressing each key with almost too much pressure and I'm grinding my teeth, too.)
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girl_jane
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fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy *makes fish lips*
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girl_jane
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also see mike_and_ikes
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Sisterlister
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}}}* You will never be a fisherman.
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lizard
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Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a night. Give a man a religion, and he'll die praying for a fish.
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020409
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birdfish
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won't somebody get me off of this reef?
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020409
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Syrope
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i think i want one when i go to college. seems i remember having a goldfish when i was little, but it must notta lived long. my mom would never let me get one, cuz she said the cat would try to eat it...thats why i wanted a covered aquarium, not a bowl, but mom still said no. *shrug* the "student body" president at governor's school's name was Fish. OK, so it was Jonathan, but he went by Fish. he had cool dreds for a white guy. you would see him walking around after supper, and his hair would be wet, and you'd be like "oh, were you swimming?" and he'd be like "no, it just hasn't dried from the shower this morning...i was in a hurry and didnt tie it back" hehe...
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youinquired
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I got thistattoo of a fish on my back. you gotta go against the flow. it's the only to get to where you are going and you where that is, right back into Fantasia's golden pond.
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Mitch Clark
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I used to have two fish. The big one ate the little one. Now I have one fish.
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alora
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boop boop diddum daddum waddum choo.
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sara
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there are so many more fish in the sea..they tell me. why does it matter if there are more when all i want is you. the other fish dont matter to me. i want you.
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ferret
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if there are any more fish in the sea then my fce tastes like poo and i'm not really paying attention to what i'm typing and i feel like a fish beefup the pockmark, like the diddlewagum suck the mujjjjlepug. pooppooppo umpleppoo! comungli! pofonoboplo! munubo
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bubbles
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I got a rock in my bowl that I like to hide under. It makes my person think I'm missing, and makes her go nuts trying to find |