Happy Mr. McMonkey all i have left. tire swing break! tire swing break! AHHHHHHH! vodka never leave. 991122
elimeny my redeemer....
was also my murderer.
"you don't just drink a whole bottle straight jessica..."
fuck you.
YOU don't.
I do.
so there.
kari 100 proof monarch plastic bottles in storage boxes under old video tapes (of what? probably of me in fifth grade singing at concerts or graduating or some such). travel bottles mixed into plastic bottles of 7up. i give you travel tips or if you end up drinking in public parks. i don't like the bar scene. 991209
MollyGoLightly The boy under the tree at a long-ago graduation party (those particular graduates have just gotten their bachelor's degrees) handed me a bottle.

he said, "brooke shields is pretty."

i said, "yeah, she sure is tall."

he said, "yeah."
birdmad A night i would rather forget.
4 AM on a late february a long time ago
I turned up the TV to drown out the sounds of the noises from the bedroom at the end of the hall.

A bottle of Finlandia Pineapple taken down in three horrifying gulps and chased with a 2-liter of Sunkist Orange soda (so if i tossed it would taste like a screwdriver on the way out)
syn Ohhhh, Vodka.. you were my only friend. For a year striaght I was drunk. One time.. I even poured Vodka into my Cereal. I'd drink at family get togethers, around the house, while I was going shopping. Too bad I was 15 and had to pay a friend extra to go buy it for me. Wonder what my liver looks like... 001216
misstree vodka, clear and sharp to dull the senses... i developed a sentimental attachment to screwdrivers, then moved to the most alcoholic city in the us. vodka, my giggling escape, the only hard alcohol i *like* to drink straight. something to do while i waited for the next great adventure. accepted as coin for street performance or barfly flirtation. a constant presence in a life full of chaos. warm in the tummy, loosening in the senses. yum. 001217
unhinged i'm used to the cheap stuff from kmart that cuts your throat up and tastes like lighter fluid. i remember spilling it all over frank's cat and drinking shots out of coffe cups waiting for the sun to come up and leaving wendy there....she looked really upset when she came back too. she left before i woke up cause i don't think she wanted to look me in the eye. leave my wendy alone. my parents keep all the alcohol in our house in the lazy susan. we had a party last night for my sister because she moved to columbus today and my mom made punch. with high class vodka. that stuff slides right down your throat and kinda reminds me of the way really strong mint gum tastes when you chew it for the first 30 seconds. i so want to take the rest of the bottle to school with me. 010106
stark after last night
no more vodka
for me
Morelen I drank a gallon of it once.... 010227
florescent light it's all about the vodka, baby!

straight up, straight up
firehunden "GREY GOOSE"

There is no better vodka.

.....unless of course it's free....
Mushroomman And redbull.... yum yum yum... ;o) 010807
Norm This was my original hard alcohol. Ya, its the softest hard alcohol I've ever drank. Not into it so much anymore though, whisky's my thing now, for hard stuff, it's beer if im not in a rush. Good freind liquor cabinet where it all came from. I had a problem at the begining of highschool. Its not a problem anymore though... I like it now. 010826
unhinged i gotta watch for the proof on that shit. 010826
Alexander Beetle MAYBE drinking a beer or two every now and then, but drinking to get shitfaced ON PURPOSE??? Fook!

"S-L: Smirnoff? I never figured you for a vodka man, Zip!
ZtP: I need it... for my allergies.
S-L: Uh-huh. What could you be allergic to that you'd need vodka to cure?
ZtP: Smirns."
Emily Vanila Stoli and Coke. That's all I gotta say. 020110
sylvia plath

"i'll have a vodka," i said.

the man looked at me more closely. "with anything?"

"just plain," i said. "i always have it plain."

i thought i might make a fool of myself by saying i'd have it with ice or soda or gin or anything. i'd seen a vodka ad once, just a glass full of vodka standing in the middle of a snowdrift in a blue light, and the vodka looked clear and pure as water, so i thought having a vodka plain must be all right. my dream was someday ordering a drink and finging out it tasted wonderful.
the corrector *finding out 020903
cape cod it makes people out of retards 020903
sirflaccid Please god just give me a pint and let me free! 020903
Freak an escape 020904
myplasticmind nail polish remover that makes you feel good. 020904
lost mmmmmm.... 3/4 vodka 1/4 red bull*drools* 020904
*nat* i know someone who only drinks milk and vodka - but not together 020904
GirlNamedLover comma
I wish I had
bethany dubra...miss those plastics
annie asshole...miss that game
Re Vo vodka on your sleeve.

and i flick off the tv and rub a quiet foot against the wall.
i am seeing twice what you can hear.
this is soft and careful, orange.
camel lights on grey docked oblivion to point up and look at you.[toobadyou'renothere] and whisper like your sockfeet and say,

taojones i really did love her, it's no just some construction of my mind, an affectation; everything glowed, and everything shined. the cracks beneath my feet even seemed beautiful, and i was full of everything.

the kind that makes you jaywalk without looking both ways...
je5icafletcher 1 GALLON vodka
bananas, strawberries, apples (green and red), cherries, pears, pineapples.
all in a bowl with a straw and a spoon.
for me this is heaven.
Reverend Lough Martini, anyone? 021214
no reason so now i think i'm just going to go on and whenever i don't know what i'm going to say i start with so, don't i? so yeah and then i contiunes actually continue but i left it there cuz it looketh funny. looketh tooketh smooketh. i mentioned a club to a friend on msn but my typo said blub. so heeee now we're gonna go blubbling except no. ilikethat. delightful insightful yeah i wish nonsense. actually i don't really wish. nonsense should be allowed to be whatever it feels like it should be, as i think it is. i feel just the perfect amount of anti-sobriety in me. i feel very responsible and in control at the moment or at least more than usual and i like it, maybe anti-sobriety is the answer. tell it to the what the fuck? hah. drunken birds...they'd crash into glass even more than usual, and fly all funny. my special jet is all pink and sparkly and it took us home, just like any loyal sparkly jet, or even any special kind of jet, hopefully would. in any case, in any case c a s e CaSe it should be brief. in any brief it should be case...hmm ok smoo.
silly sillily silllililily how many l's could your tongue say before getting tired and confused? i don't think i'm gonna test it out right now because it would cause more than a little confusion among people and i don't think i'd be willing to explain. plethoras of meanings when a chimera is involved or when one is involved in one and i really think that's all it is, just a ChImeRa

c h i m e r a
no reason ugh i'm so sorry this has nothing to do with vodka. i totally meant to put it under sensical_nonsense, which i did too, but i thought i stopped this in time. oh well. i could always pretend i was drinking vodka. 021214
*silent screams nothing like a throbbing headachy hangover from good ol vodka...ha
new years 2003...dun ever forget...or dun even try to remember..whatever works
one last time -sry ; )
marjorie on my 19th birthday
i drank too many dew drivers
and got lost on a floor of the ISU dorm
while coming out of a bathroom
where I was heaving
but not throwing up.
i like rubik's cubes.
i also like square ones.
and i like yankee sunflower scented candles.
jessicafletcher tequila makes me forget the night
rum is too sweet
vodka is rubbing alcohol
what am i doing?
stopping. soon.
cube Vodka and tomato juice, please. No Tabasco Sauce, no celery, and no salt - just the vodka and tomato thanks...
niska ...& coke, with a lime.

or a paralyser... either way, I'm off to get drunk tonight. see you at 4 a.m. kids...
unhinged pre-made blender drinks, orange creamsicle push-up tasting....

vodka, i should have known better. i'm glad i left it in their refrigerator.
User24 vodki sounds cooler than vodka.

And it implies more than one vodka, which is always good.
ter three days ago i found out absolut was spelled without an e 030924
constance it took me a while too 031207
crimson When she was young and obscure (14), Cat attended a party at a girl named Jessica's house.
In her basement Jessica maintained a carbonated eruption of lava in a pseudo-glass bowl.
The liquid transformed from a blinding crimson mess to a junkie's water tinged with the blood- punch so dilluted with vodka it was a very tentative shade of pink.
Everyone ended piled in Jessica's bedroom, musically vomiting and vibrating in heaps to the music they played.
This was a pointless tale.
misstree is not drunk again for once its purity and i have been having an extended love affair. martinis and tonics are all i can bear to do to alter it. pirates drink whiskey (yes, whiskey, not rum). _____s drink vodka. i'll never admit i'm a _____, but if you call me on it when drunk, my eyes might just flash the truth at you. 040104
iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl vodka
the drink of life
april n security. 040207
shine yum (sip sip sip) . . . oh god let me go puke now 040207
Jenna Oh damn...

how much do I just want to come home, make a strong vodka and cranberry in a water bottle and walk around the city getting drunk in the hot afternoon?

Aw, who am I kidding? I wanted a drink at 9 this morning.

Goddamn end of semester and all the work that needs to be done.
The one who knew Vodka


z z 040923
z that was not me 040929
smurfus rex my first was a label called "Dovgan" was brought over in suitcases by the Russian wrestling coaches for the team Oklahoma State was hosting for the World Cup. Peer pressure's a bitch, but hey, my Russian skills improved that night. :)

my favorite potion involves a pint glass to start, four shots of Absolut Citron, lemonade 3/4 of the way up, and Blue Curacao to top it off. My buddy William calls it a "blue whale".
stork daddy i'll tell you what. it's smoother than most other hard liqours. whiskey is still the devil, but vodka is at least a high-ranking demon 040930
falling_alone i will have you in my belly one day, and then i won't the moment next. 041001
Mandida mmm mmmmmmmm good... 041125
emmi i am from russia, please to bring me some vodka. 041126
amber vodka
made from potatoes in russia
made from grapes in europe
made from rice in asia
made from mash in the south
made from ? in mexico
JdAwG Makes the problems go away. 050504
kimbo jones tequila...agave? 050504
kimbo jones and saki is made from rice in japan
soju is made from rice(i think) in korea
kimbo jones and wine is made from grapes from around the world 050504
*Amy* makes me forget some moments of the night, scary when I don`t remember what I said 050504
palm The disappating hurt.. pain... problems. The vodka cure. Lasts long enough for you buy the next bottle.

Never quite lasts long enough though.

(Would you hate to know that I'm still in love with you?)
whatever just in case 050816
falling_alone oh i had you finally and didn't lose you, only you made me forget, you let me get some feelings out, and apparently you made me obnoxious, and then you gave gave me my very first hangover. so i've got some mixed feelings about you. 050817
dnr Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

There are 10 commandments, not 12.

There are 12 disciples, not 10.

Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.

When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me".

The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry".

The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
devilbunny Any type of vodka is gross to me. I feel sort of ghetto when I drink, because I can't tolerate most mixed drinks. I always have to drink and chase. 061110
*Amy* Yesterday it was a good idea to drink it to forget that you don`t call me, but today my hung over increases my anguish and remembers me a lot more about you. no way out... 061111
siann ;;an experimented drink at a party of three
;;cousins, siblings, and neighbours sitting around a bottle of clear liquid
planning to blame it for the sins
;;a smooth escape to those willing to never return
;;..& a warm addition to orange juice
BelledeJour Please sir, may I have some more? 110629
lostgirl goose_and_juice 110629
n o m it's been a while 121114
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