wendy unhinged in seventh grade we were standpartners serious as a heartattack every saturday at the conservatory and i ate dick's bakery things were as serious as a heartattack back then and when i moved the first morning of the first day in a strange place she came up to me and i couldn't believe it i forgot where she lived; we lived in the same place and then a year later we did the bach double for solo and ensemble contest and she graduated and she came back to go to europe and we were standpartners again touring all over central europe like it was our jobs and in vienna she got me contraband the first person i got drunk with in budapest we sat in the dark stairwell ashing in window boxes the first person i got smoked a cigarette with standing on the balcony in brno smoking cigarettes toliet papering doc's house in blue and pink sitting on the curb in front of tif's house smoking cigarettes and then nothing and a year later she walked into my backyard with a halo around her head it could have been the humidity and she lived an hour up the road and came to visit me almost every weekend and we started the tradition of fuckedupedness kent with full moons on friday the 13th ivet mike dennys 'are you a pothead fokker?' it was like that every guy i know is in love with wendy or at least finds her irrestistbly attractive there is one word that describes her better than anything else trust we go for months without speaking but we both know when we are forty we will be driving down some highway somewhere smoking pot telling stories talking about mike roberts cause it's always crazy when you're with wendy 020401 ... blueberry Wendy Helga O'Neill Who? 020402 ... god wendy helga o'neill. she's cool. bill the asshole says "just o'neill, helga... please kneel, o wendy... please stop the raging yellow mustard from spewing out of my ass... oh helga, helga, just kneel." 020403 ... littel_elf Wendy Darling... she should have never left never_never land. 020912 ... nomatte wendy's chicken nuggets are the only fast food I eat. 030916 ... unhinged i want to call you but it's been two years since i last bothered i wonder if you still have the same phone number 110223 ... . . 111025 ... unhinged one of those situations where amends weren't appropriate people grow apart some roads never cross i hope you are well 111025 what's it to you? who go blather from