wendy
unhinged
in
seventh
grade
we
were
standpartners
serious
as
a
heartattack
every
saturday
at
the
conservatory
and
i
ate
dick's bakery
things
were
as
serious
as
a
heartattack
back
then
and
when
i
moved
the
first
morning
of
the
first
day
in
a
strange
place
she
came
up
to
me
and
i
couldn't
believe
it
i
forgot
where
she
lived
;
we
lived
in
the
same
place
and
then
a
year
later
we
did
the
bach
double
for
solo
and
ensemble
contest
and
she
graduated
and
she
came
back
to
go
to
europe
and
we
were
standpartners
again
touring
all
over
central
europe
like
it
was
our
jobs
and
in
vienna
she
got
me
contraband
the
first
person
i
got
drunk
with
in
budapest
we
sat
in
the
dark
stairwell
ashing
in
window
boxes
the
first
person
i
got
smoked
a
cigarette
with
standing
on
the
balcony
in
brno
smoking
cigarettes
toliet papering doc's
house
in
blue
and
pink
sitting
on
the
curb
in
front
of
tif's
house
smoking
cigarettes
and
then
nothing
and
a
year
later
she
walked
into
my
backyard
with
a
halo
around
her
head
it
could
have
been
the
humidity
and
she
lived
an
hour
up
the
road
and
came
to
visit
me
almost
every
weekend
and
we
started
the
tradition
of
fuckedupedness
kent
with
full
moons
on
friday
the
13th
ivet
mike
dennys
'
are
you
a
pothead
fokker?'
it
was
like
that
every
guy
i
know
is
in
love
with
wendy
or
at
least
finds
her
irrestistbly
attractive
there
is
one
word
that
describes
her
better
than
anything
else
trust
we
go
for
months
without
speaking
but
we
both
know
when
we
are
forty
we
will
be
driving
down
some
highway
somewhere
smoking
pot
telling
stories
talking
about
mike
roberts
cause
it's
always
crazy
when
you're
with
wendy
020401
...
blueberry
Wendy Helga O'Neill
Who
?
020402
...
god
wendy helga o'neill.
she's
cool
.
bill
the
asshole
says
"
just
o'neill, helga...
please
kneel
,
o
wendy...
please
stop
the
raging
yellow
mustard
from
spewing
out
of
my
ass
...
oh
helga, helga,
just
kneel
."
020403
...
littel_elf
Wendy
Darling
...
she
should
have
never
left
never_never
land
.
020912
...
nomatte
wendy's
chicken
nuggets
are
the
only
fast
food
I
eat
.
030916
...
unhinged
i
want
to
call
you
but
it's
been
two
years
since
i
last
bothered
i
wonder
if
you
still
have
the
same
phone
number
110223
...
.
.
111025
...
unhinged
one
of
those
situations
where
amends
weren't
appropriate
people
grow
apart
some
roads
never
cross
i
hope
you
are
well
111025
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from