ask_mollycule silentbob Howd ya get to be so brave? 001127 ... MollyCule poor little Bobby, if only you knew how un-brave I am 001129 ... lovers lament mollycule: what do you do when your friend has a man(sortof) and you have a man, but you love this girl more than you've ever loved another girl in your entire life. (even your ex-girlfriend)? 001129 ... MollyCule well, lovers lament, I think the two of you go to Krap 'N Tea and estro-bond over cigarettes and hatred of others. kisses 001129 ... Horny Little Brat and then you go home and get all freaky deaky with the mad passionate monkey love. 001129 ... silentbob Mollycule When will i find myself some monkey love? What kinda time frame we lookin at here? Cuz hey, i got time 001129 ... MollyCule Dearest dearest silent_bob: How long does it take to get from Iowa to Northeastern Ohio? That is how long it will take you to get monkey love. No, seriously, I asked the Magic 8 Nipple "will silent bob get monkey love before the end of the week?" It replied "most definitely" So, there ya go. The Oracle has spoken. 001129 ... silentbob woohoo! this weekend, here i come! 001130 ... startfires molecular MollyCule do you think you are special? i think you're pretty special;) also, which is better - a brand new pair of shoes or an old pair of shoes freshly cleaned with new shoelaces? 001130 ... MollyCule starry eyed starfires - most of the time, I can't even stand myself. I do, however, have a particular liking for those who think I'm special. Especially people who are special themselves ;) The better pair would be the old pair. Old shoes are always more comfortable and comforting than new ones. On the other hand, I bought a pair of new shoes yesterday myself, although those were for practical reasons (it's rilly not a good thing to walk through 7 inches of snow wearing All-Stars.) So yes, in some cases, new shoes are better. Just not usually. 001130 ... erin the psycho popsicle sub do you think god likes pink floyd? 001204 ... MollyCule Erin - I don't know how he/she/it couldn't. All the smart people do. Except for the timko. 001204 ... silentbob MollyGator what are your thoughts on bobby as a whole he likes to be selfish and go read the blathe under dennys by miss COLDandBLUEkitty shes my friend tell me what you think of her story. 001204 ... MollyCule bobby my thoughts on you are as follows - you will always be the boy in the corner. And the more you try to leave the corner the more people there will be standing right behind you and forcing you back in. Do you see what I'm saying? But I like you, rilly I do, and I wish that you lived here so lovers_lament, unhinged and I could take you to denny's and get you free pie and coffee. You'd like it. We'd talk on and on of things of no consequence and things that will change you life in an instant. We could show you the timko. We would carve your name into the table that already has my name and neverending carved into it. We'd take you to Kinko's and introduce you to Joe and steal you stuff. We'd take you to Five Points and show you the ghosts. Why don't you come here, oh silentbob, Ohio might even be better than Iowa. 001205 ... MollyCule and I liked the story. 001205 ... startfires moli kyewl what/who is the timko? 001209 ... MollyCule the timko is a creature that defies rational explanation. (starfires - if you email me, i'll tell you and only you. AND show you a pic of the timko. shhhhhh.) i'm sorry, did someone say something? huh? what? hehe 001210 ... Thanatos Do you find Schleiffen_Man as boring as I do? 001210 ... unhinged yes yes yes we could show you fun times in ohio silent bob. it would be wonderful. cause ya see the thing about our dennys is it is just that. ours. all the night shift waitresses are our friends and know our drink orders by heart and sit and bullshit with us on their breaks. it's such a great escape place. i miss it. i miss you molly and lovers lament and tom and noah and michelle and randee...tell them i said hi would ya? i might be in tuesday or wednesday night...don't know...killer finals coming up. love ya honey buns...must run so i can go sleep only to wake up to more studying...ugh 001210 ... MpllyCule thanatos - nice name, by the way. I don't find the scheifflin man boring in any sense of the word. In fact, i find the people who make fake names and ask questions about thier regular personalities the most interesting people alive. I am assuming, of course, that you are the scheifflin man in disguise. If I am wrong, oops. 001214 ... MollyCule . . . who can't even spell her own name 001214 ... unhinged where were you last night? i was there and no molly or amber...i was sad. *sigh* 010115 ... MollyCule when were you there, sweetcheeks? we were there. just not very very late. 010115 ... silentbob molly wanna do it? 010115 ... unhinged i think we got there after 1 because we went to a movie...are you guys going to be there anytime this week? i have something for you...and i got more jeff_buckley. yay 010116 ... MollyCule silentbob - do what? cook a good meal? finish a screenplay? smoke? kill a vulture with your bare hands? eat pineapple? dye my hair? die? blather some more? or do you maybe just mean have scortching hot wild monkey love? you gotta be a little more specific here, bob. 010226 ... Zola Nola? hang from trees? 010521 ... NinNy Nu nu or make leaf underwear? hi MollyGoNicely. 010521 ... yummychuckle molly why does everyone else seem to know eachother? i think I'm being left out here. and how old is everyone and what is up with this??? and...I've been meaning to talk to you because....you seem...cool..... 010602 ... unhinged yummy dear, molly doesn't love us anymore. she's disappeared to i don't know where. maybe she stayed in toronto this time. i don't know. it has to be months since the last time i sat in dennys with her. 010605 ... MollyCule baby face, there is nothing i'd like more than to sit around with you at the den and discuss things of much import. However, we cannot do this, as you are very very far away from me now. You are about where Cassiopia is to me tonight. maybe someday you'll float your way back down and come see me in my lowely earthbound little world again. 010719 ... witchbaby moe-lly- it is i, the staci! i have a question of great importance. how do you feel about the producers not using Macauly Caulkin (i know i spelled that wrong) in Home Alone 3? i asked Billy Beans but he just kept yelling about Bambi and Sean Connery. 010725 ... unhinged i won't be far away from you for much longer. are you going to school in columbus this fall or not? cause that would be a very sad thing. 010725 ... Dafremen Ok this is entirely too warm and fuzzy for me to disregard any longer. First off Molly, you are certainly cool and special in a Care-Bears-meet-Cindy-Lauper-on-acid-and-angel-dust sort of way, but are you TRULY this sugary-to-the-bone sweet? Or is it all a ruse? A clever hoax elaborated for the purpose of getting all of our guards down before your skin splits wide open and some bug-eyed, Tasmanian Tiger toothed creature from the planet Xanado0kie jumps out and eats us all? Is THAT your little scheme?!!! Well is it LADY?! Cmon, ANSWER THE QUESTION DAMMIT! P.S. Do you own fuzzy slippers or footies? 010725 ... unhinged molly is not always fuzzy but when she bites it kinda tickles. it's also fun to lick her nose when your mouth is full of chocolate pie and you're stoned but i guess that's another matter entirely. 010725 ... MollyCule Staci - As I have never actually seen Home Alone 3, or even most of Home Alone 2, I'm not sure if I'm the best person to answer this question. However, I do have some completely unfounded theories as to why they passed over this obviously talented young man. 1. Mac (as he is known to his friends) was far too old to reprise the role of cheeky kid in the third movie. 2. Due mostly to the ongoing war he had with his parents, his star had fallen quite a bit by that time. Don't despair, I am confident that one day he will be ressurected, career-wise, al a John Travolta. 3. He got married at 17, something that tends to make it hard to play the same role you did at age ten. Plus, I saw him on Leno not too long ago, and I have the sneaking suspicion he's actually gay now. And do your best to ignore Billy_Beans, he's had a rough time lately, after the whole Bambi/Sean Connery incident. 010726 ... MollyCule dafreman - I am very much not sweet, if you don't believe me just go take a gander at my website http://www.angelfire.com/zine/mollyculeandatom where I trash a whole bunch of people and actually try to ruin my ex boyfriend's life. Although he deserves it, that psycho stalker bastard. I certainly do appreciate the Cyndi LauperCare Bears compliment. When I was 5 (in 1985) I had both a Care Bear and a dool named Cyndi, for Miss Lauper. And to answer your last question, I own slippers shaped like tiger heads, which I use to scare the hell out of my cat Jubi. Unhinged - Nope, love, looks like I'm gonna be stuck at good old YSU like the rest of the tri-county area. Although at least this way I'll be able to see you guys all the time. Which is most definitely a plus. 010726 ... Dafremen (What Molly doesn't know is that the question that I ALMOST asked was: "Doesn't it REALLY annoy you when people assume you're nice just because you choose to be when you want to be? That's like assuming that a tiger won't eat you because it's chosen NOT to so far. That's the way I see it anyhow. How about you?" That's what I ALMOST asked. But then I really got this fuzzy slipper Cindi Lauper CareBears vibe and so I went with that instead.) So my next question is this: If I would have asked you the question that I didn't ask you because I asked you a different question that I used to replace the question that I want you to answer this time because after replacing it with the question that I've already asked you I was left without the answer to the question that I'd like you to answer which is the question I didn't ask you that was replaced by the question I asked you (if you see what I mean), what would you have answered to that question if you were answering IT instead of the question that you answered that I asked instead of the question that you didn't answer because I didn't ask it? 010726 ... unhinged YAY i'm so happy. even though ysu can be a total bummer at least we can all be bummed out together. so let me get this straight, me, you, noah, my exboyfriend (the last i heard) and bobbi jean. should make for an interesting year.... 010726 ... black-dyed gel product Who would win in a fight, Screech from Saved by the Bell or Urkel from Family Matters? 010726 ... MollyCule Yes, Dafreman, it does rather annoy me. Thank you oh so much for contributing rather hugely to my annoyance. You dirty bloody ass-fucking bastard, you. hehe. Unhinged - Oh god, not bobbi jean. Please, anything but that. Gel - If the fight was between Urkel and Screech, Screech would most definitely win, just because he would have AC Slater come in and rescue him at the last moment. However, if it was a fight between Samuel "Screech" Powers and Stefan Urkelle, Stefan is the obvious winner. Personally, I would like to see a three way brawl to the death between Screech, Urkel, and Mikey (or maybe it was Jerry, anyway, the one with the amazing trench coat full of neat stuff) from Parker Lewis Can't Lose. Even I don't dare speculate on that fight. 010727 ... Dafremen I'd throw the spoiled rich kid from the Little Rascals into the mix just to see what happened. What was that kid's name? Waldo! 010727 ... unhinged you mad at me? you seemed a little annoyed with me on the phone yesterday. sorry that i'm a stupid asshole. sorry about sunday. you will always be my molly. 011012 ... MollyCule Was I annoyed with you? Nope. I was annoyed with Hollee who was sitting on the ground at my feet biting my leg as I was talking to you. I was sad that you'd already left the den by the time I got there, though. 011012 ... Dafremen I´m annoyed with you all for not helping me stir up some fun around this joint. There´s just so many creative writing exercises one can engage in before one needs REH-PAR-TAY. Molly, Will you help me get some fun out of this place again? 020510 ... MollyCule daffy - I'll do anything i possibly can to stir up some mischeif. What's the blather equivilent of tacks on the chair seat? 020510 ... maxell he was hesitant and so he became my prey 040712 what's it to you? who go blather from