timko lovers lament a timko is most definitely mammalian. maybe. slightly simian in appearance. perhaps. a timko is big (tall big, not very round at all). beady eyes. i don't think it eats anything as i haven't seen it eat anything before. so, for sake of argument, it eats nothing. it has a very sharp mouth. intelligent, but slow (physically and mentally) makes a sound comparable to a hyena. stands about even with a redwood. when provoked it often marks the ground with a black line. when in mating season, does NOT mate. rather, a timko will hang around on the sidelines, more concerned about the work it must do in order to survive. a timko is a tricky thing. one moment it will seem docile. . . the next moment it will seem. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . docile. that is all for now. check in later for more updates about the timko. 001130 ... MollyCule you forgot the mysterious attractiveness of the timko. 001130 ... lovers lament ah, yes, the mysterious attractiveness of the timko. the timko is what most would consider an ugly creature, but after a short time observing this fine creature i was transfixed by its miraculous appeal. unexplainable, really. a timko is just appealing. for no good damn reason 001130 ... unhinged a timko can be explained inside it's humor. the humor makes it attractive. women equal poor/whore frank was right when he said that all women are whores but i don't think he knew exactly what he meant...i whore out my emotions to anyone that will pick them up. 001201 ... lovers lament a timko is a distrusting creature. it may seem amiable at first, but after awhile, a timko will reveal its true nature. it is always thinking about survival. never putting anything before survival. a timko has a one-track mind. . . more later 001204 ... lovers lament IMPORTANT NEWS UPDATE: .. .. . .. a timko likes cheese 001207 ... black hole the timko is timid around cameras 001210 ... MollyCule IMPORTANT UPDATE - you cannot fuck a timko's hipbone. 010115 ... MollyCule IMPORTANT NEWS UPDATE - the timko is no longer a virgin. Julian is still up for grabs, however. so get out there and buy_julians_virginity while you still can! 010807 ... paste! you cannot fuck a timko's hipbone?! you must not be trying hard enough. tip #1: use gasoline. 010808 ... unhinged i'm so disappointed in the timko 010808 ... Weed Eater Is it a parrot? or winged creature? Or perhaps an iguana? 010823 ... scratchacid there used to be a timko in charge of the place where i work, but that was before i ever got here, and it must have been an evil one because everyone is glad it's gone it ruled with an iron fist and had a penchant for sexual harassment it had friends in high places who kept it from the consequences of its actions it was large and unweildy and liked to brag about its expensive suits, i worked with it once briefly on a related project and wanted to strangle it yes, we are glad it is gone 010823 ... scratchy oh, and ours was most definitely reptilian 010823 ... Mit Setonper is dexterous in thought, yet languorous in movement and at once inebriated at the sight of a bar. He is quick to a fight or to light up a smoke, just so long as there's value in mind. 020425 ... unhinged married...the timko is getting married i shudder at the thought 050111 what's it to you? who go blather from