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ask_silentbob_more
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nah....!
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hey bobby - can you tell me *when*? that's all i really need to know.
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unhinged
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hey bobby you still wanna make out? cause i'm about ready to steal a car and teach myself how to drive all in one night and drive til i get all the way to iowa or where ever you are....cloudy brain
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TalviFatin
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Why do I hate being home? I had the perfect chance to get out n party tonight, but for some reason I stayed home, didnt call anyone, slept, and now I'm kicking myself in the ass for it because now I have to listen to my mother bitch, complain, and scream about my younger dumbass sisters. I should have just left. Why didnt I? Mybae because I said Matt could call at midnight...but still...I could have gone out...and done stuff with Cory...damnit. I'm fuckin stupid. How the hell do I get out of here??
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pralines&cream
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my question: can be found on ask_silentbob
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silentbob
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nah....! When you are ready. Maybe tomorrow. ... unhinged come any time. as long as yer here before tuesday at 4:pm or here After sunday at 7pm. ... TalviFatin you questino was why do you hate being home. the answer is... because your home life is unsatisfying. from now on go out and dont stay home at all. do.
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Jenna
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How are you so brilliant? Why don't you go to my school? We would have so much fun. Why can't I make friends? Is there something wrong with me? How do I get with the in-crowd here on blather? Have you seen Hedwig and the Angry Inch? It's a strange movie but very good. Excellent music. Um, that is all. is kinda annoying lately
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pralines&cream
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I have nothing else to ask you at the moment, but you know i think you're awesome. (however, my boyfriend is wonderful; i'm the one that doesn't deserve his love, but he is an angel for giving it to me.) What college do you go to?
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Norm
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yo bob-o why can't I make my self clean? I scrub and I scrub but I always feel dirty.
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011118
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nah....!
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bobby, bobby, bobby, what time? i'm talking about having a conversation.......with, um, someone interesting.
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silentbob
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... Jenna i am brilliant because i eat lucky charms every morning for breakfast. how do you knwo i dont go to your school? mayeb you're just too far away it isnt YOU thats the problem. its Them. they are just stupid. you dont need them. You just blather for a while and maybe email people and compliment them on their blathers and chat with them and then start saying things on blather and i dunno, maybe then you'll be accepted by the blather in crowd, which i personally believe is imaginary. i mean, i dont know who the in crowd is anymore. it used to be like schliffen and mollygolightly. after that i dont know who it was. i never really felt obligated to get in with them. id just blather what i wanted and read whati wanted. i have not seen that movie. ... pralines&cream Kirkwood in cedar rapids ... Norm You need to apologize to all those you have done wrong. plus you need the new Zest Rain forest soap. The smell of bob! ... nah....! 2pm central standard time.
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silentbob
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Nah. I wont be on til way later tonight, im going home. sorry. we'll talk maybe later tonight tho
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Casey
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If you had a money, what would you name it? If I had a monkey, what would you name it? If our monkeys had babies and they looked like friz, would you be surpsised?
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Jenna
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Dear Bobby, So I need to start eating Lucky Charms again. You don't go to University of Georgia do you? *That* would be a freaky coincidence. Here's a question: Why am I so damn needy? I crave attention from everybody, even complete strangers? I'm always, "look at me! look at me!" What's that about? That question in itself is essentially a big whiny cry for attention, see? Craziness.
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nah....!
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hey bobby, new question: why?
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011120
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silentbob
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Casey Bosco Davlifan and No. ... Jenna i dont go to to U of G but i know a girl who does. her name is Kristi tanner and she always refused to go to blather and it offended me. Your craving for attention is normal. you want to make new friends. it is what amuses you. ... nah....! Because sometimes i just have to cry.
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Norm
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What are you afraid of, Bob? and why are you so?
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Norm
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P.S. this Zest Rain Forest soap, amazing. I also bought some baptism in a bottle, I feel like a new man.
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silentbob
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Norm. I am afraid of clowns. they are monsters that are trying to network our society from the underground. from tender bozo, to loving ronald, they are kidnapping children and devouring their carcasses and taking america by storm. Also afraid of living majority of my life with a heart to share. thatd kinda suck.
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nah....!
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bobby, why must i be so_lonely? : (
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silentbob
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i dont know! people are assholes. don't pay attention to them. But be extra nice to people, and when they are mean they can just go fuck off. im a lonely boy too, so there.
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ClairE
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Why does nah....! have to be so sad? It isn't fair--I think she is becoming the love_of_my_life. How are you doing, dude? And finally, can_I_bear_your_children? I'm sure Kate_Bush won't mind.
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bijou
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bobby... is there anything better than cheescake with strawberries on it?
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silentbob
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bijou phillips: No. ClairE: Nah...! is sad bceause she hates me and thinks i'm weird. i wish she would say more in her emails. You can bear my children, but i get them on the weekends ok?
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nah....!
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bobby, i don't hate you at *all*. stop that crazy talkin'..... ; ) actually, i have mucho adoration for ya, cutie pie. oh, and i wish you'd say more in your emails, too. ha!
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silentbob
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Le sigh
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ClairE
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How about every other weekend? I'll get nah....! to talk to you more. You never said how you were doing. Chin up.
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twiggie
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bobby, why is it that in the past few hours i have gone from being perfectly happy and sane to needing some prozac and a bottle of whiskey?
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silentbob
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hmmmm dear twiggie maybe you are a sad and lonely sort. i am sadand lonely usually. however, i don't go for whiskey and prozac. hmm. maybe i should. You're still cool withme no matter what happens.
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pushpins
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you are such a blather whore, cutie. ...so bobby... how do you get so much love and adoration? ...and still feel so lonely... I heart you. Once I graduate and get all settled in college, I will visit you. nother question... do you like pistachios?
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Mahayana: Zakah:
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¿]more[?
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Jenna
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Dear bobby, do you think the greatness of blather_red in contrast to blather_blue is overrated at all? Aren't they just different, neither better than the other? Also, why am I so sad all the time? (That may be too tough. Sorry.)
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silentbob
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i get love and adoration by not being an asshole unless absolutely necessary. unless i'm wrong about this. other people will have to tell me. and ive never had pistachios i think people just like blather red cuz its new, and hasnt been AS corrupted as blather blue has. blather red is like a sequel, or something simliar. blather blue seems pretty and sad, blather red seems betrayed and fucked up. i like blather red. you are sad all the time beacuse i am not in you rlife
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CelticMistress
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mr. bobby! omnipotent mr. bobby as it seems..... here we go, if i must ask a question it will be the question i am asked everyday. why do i date moronic dumbfucks? i am told i am smart and beautiful and "special" (whatever that means), so why can't i find someone that i deserve (yet again, as i am told)? so please give me an answer....
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hey now!
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hey bobby! are you hot? just curious. :)
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Miffey
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HEY!!!! who asked you, anyway? oh... these people... ok
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020108
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silentbob
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Celtic Mistress You date moronic dumbfucks (or is it demonic morefucks?) because they seem nice at first, and then once you get to know them and their faults you cant stand them. Most people are like this. You find you cant put up with their faults as well as you thought you could. What you have to do is find someone whose faults you can get used to. This isn't a "Settling" kind of thing, thats honestly what you have to do. You cant let EVERY little thing get to you. And unless you're saying the people really are moronic dumbfucks and you actually regret going out with them, then you must have that prediliction towards pain, much like lots of girls. you only like guys that will either reject you or hurt you or make the relationship impossible to be in in some way shape or form. what you need to do is get past the notion that "the bad ass" type guy is your "Type." Date someone outside of what you consider to be your "type." to get a taste of something different. Sure sugar can taste sweet, but it can also give you a toothache. Sometimes apples are just as sweet and leave you feeling better afterwards.
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silentbob
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"hey now" Yes. I look just like brad pitt. to see pictures of me go here: www.angelfire.com/ia/silentbob/pics.html if im not what you consider hot then i lose all respect for you as a human being for asking and it mattering.
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hey now!
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bobby, youre hot babe. =)
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020110
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silentbob
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thankyou.
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pralines&cream
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I typed in "pralines&cream" at the yahoo search engine, and a link to this page was at the top of the list. Weirdness.
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020128
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silentbob
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pralines and scream
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020201
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spider from mars
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bobby, why can't i smile right now?
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020207
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Toxic_Kisses
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Dear SilentBob, I don't want you to feel like you’re over whelmed w/ questions so feel free to answer this one whenever you want. Why do I have such a hard time talking/holding conversations w/ my guy? Will I ever get over this aquword feeling? Also What can I do to change this?
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silentbob
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dear blatherskites sorry for my lateness in answering, i have no excuse except that i am a slacker. plus sometimes i miss it when this is in the recent thingie, so it just occurred to me to check it. Spider From Mars: You can't smile right now, i imagine because you are a spider so you dont have a mouth. but if you did i reckon the gravity on mars would pull the corners of your mouth down so far it makes a frown. sorry baby cheeks. maybe some day your smile will be big and toothy and we'll take pictures together and smile. toxic kisses i think maybe you're just going thru a funk with your guy. the awkwardness should leave eventually, if it hasnt already, and it will porbably come back and leave and the cycle will continue forever and ever. Unless of course, it is signals for time for a change. change the way your relationship is, put it back, bring it forward. something. maybe you're sick of each other. out.
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020401
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-{::EphemeralArcs::}-
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Dear silentbob, What is Charisma?(truly?)
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020401
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silentbob
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YOU are charisma
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020401
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god
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more?
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020401
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unhinged
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could you give me a hug bobby?
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020401
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-{::EphemeralArcs::}-
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me? Well, if I was, I don't know whether that would be an insult or a compliment, or niether. I don't really understand charisma, so I don't know how I could embody it. But, charisma can be a facade that leads people on, manipulates them. A mask, a chimera, an illusion. Or, it can be a real trait that motivates people to follow, or delve, or go outward. To instill inspiration towards some goal. It disturbs order by creating chaos, and then reorders it with new breathe. That's the real charisma, as I understand it. But, I don't understand how charisma works. So, if I am charisma, which type am I?
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020401
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silentbob
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you are the analytical kind, and beautiful at that god: Yes. Nikole: Yes
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020402
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Arwyn
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Where's bobby? *grins*
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020402
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silentbob
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Come find me, Gilburt!
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020402
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-{::EphemeralArcs::}-
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I found it silentbob, I found out what charisma is! And all it took was a smile from a pretty girl, geez. But, you know why I originally asked you that question? Because I thought you were endowed with it. *bows* thankyou for the compliments.
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silentbob loves you
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well you answered your own question just then, but i still love you
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020508
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-{::EphemeralArcs::}-
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*is flustered and flabberghasted* i... uh*can't respond coherently*
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020508
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silentbob
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OUR FATHERS ARE OUR MODELS FOR GOD! IF OUR FATHERS WALK OUT..WHAT..DOES..THAT..SAY..ABOUT..GOD!
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020509
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blown cherry
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Where are you moving to?
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020513
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silentbob
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Algona for the summer then in august i move to iowa_city
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020514
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spider from mars
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bobby, why do great things always seem to break?
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021101
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da spider is tired
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bobby i meant to ask it this way: why do great things always break?
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021101
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Freak
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Did you put my webpage on the blather addicts site?! I don't mind that its there, Im just curious about who put it on there sense it wasn't me!
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021102
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silentbob
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spider- somethings you lose some things you give away freak- i don't think i did, no.
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021103
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Freak
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Who was it then?!
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021103
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
from
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