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poop
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Jose Mesona
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It has got to be one of the greatest words. Try and say it out loud without smiling.
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meggie
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mesosally
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eeeep
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a pallindrome
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poop backwards
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bobbyevers
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no try and say PENIS without smiling. but say it in a little kid voice. PPEEENIIIIITHHHH
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Foxfire
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its brown. sometimes it wont flush down
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Barrett
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"Poop" he he he "Toilet" he he he "Butt" he he he (self-amusment for my 6 year old cousin)
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hehehehehehe
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dammit beavis
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sally
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smelly
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Erin
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Wow poop is green
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BitchRich
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makes Beth think of corn
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beavisaurus rex
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drinks laden with blue dye plus plus a can of corn plus a handful of peanuts plus 12 hours or so = amusing trip to the toilet
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beth
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(child-like innocent voice) POOP BUBBLES! UH OH! I GO POO POO IN DA' POTTY! poop bubbles = gas! Or farts!
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Poopsie in the Plopsie
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Is there a proper way to wipe~Jason
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recovering addict
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feces shit dung excrement don't ask.....
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distorted tendencies
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what does it mean when your poop is green?
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translucent
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Look mom, I pooped a turtle!
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Aimee
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if your poop is green, you've probably had something with too much blue food colouring...`
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magnus
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One time I crapped out a duck. I like to put the entire word in CAPS. POOP is funny to me.
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Frank
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ummmm yeah it is pretty sick, but likeably funny in a sense...a conversation starter..
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lost
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POOPEE!!!
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moooo
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smell cry dipers another diper fresh smell smile
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jrg
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ì pooped
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lilac_air
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Poop if only my son would do it in the pottie.It is a hour sitting with him on the pottie he knows what it is and when he does it. He just wants to poop any where else but the pottie. He even tells when he has to poop, a royal anouncement of poop in the diaper.
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knp
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Poop on my face! Shit in my pants! The end!
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phil
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ok this is a horrible joke...in fact it's not even fair to call it that, and well I made it up myself so balme me for any emotional scars, but it's not that creative either, it just has the word poop in it that's all, by answering the question you begin the second phase of the joke, and any further answering will continue the joke. You have been warned... What color is poop?
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Freak
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um........brown
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stork daddy
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it depends if you're looking at the poop with your rose colored glasses on.
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"Ancient Pagan"
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Ancient_Pagan says that: "Ordure is the basis of all good plant nutrition!" Dig that chlorophyll, yeah!!!
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phil
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you look at poop?
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stork daddy
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of course i do. does an artist look at their finished painting? do bears poop in the woods?
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phil
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people are made from poop
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Ancient_Pagan says: "People who are afraid of looking at their poop cannot connect with the basic, earthy things of life...As above, so below...we need an emotional foundation in the basic physical to elevate to the spiritual." Ancient_Pagan also says: "I have a friend who, just to philosophically break social boundries, reached into the toilet and touched his own ordure! By the way, he's a philosopher."
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stacey
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"pooping is great, its like 1/6 of an orgasim"
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Tester
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this is a test
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wakinglife
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cooper the super dooper pooper scooper
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art choke
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everything about that day, was oh-so-clear. every memory and sound and thought. i was waiting for my hopeless mother to pick me up from school. a simple task she likes to makes difficult. late, as usual. i knew you, somewhat, we've exchanged a few meaningless words. you drove right up to me, offered me a ride home. i smiled, replied,'no thanks, someone'll be here soon.' you questioned. i denied. then you drove away. i wanted you to know, that your niceness almost made me cry. m.s., thank you...
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sylphide
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i acquired a cat today, and you knwo the first thing it did? it pooped in the backseat of the car. All i could do was smell it and laugh! :)
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Rotten77
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this has to b one of the funniest words out there. i don't care if it's immature, it's fucking hilarious!
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mo
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smells nice
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poopstain
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POOPSTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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roscoe
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scooby-scooby-poo!
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animal
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I wanted to tell everybody that I am taking a crap right now as I'm typing this! It feels great!!!
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THIS GUYS FR#%&ING NUTS
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FART!!!!! oops, wrong place. I mean, POOP!!!! YEAH, POOP!!!! POOP-STAIN!!!! POOPSTAIN!!!!! FART!!!! SMELLY, SMELLY FARTS!!!!! BIG TURRRRDS!!!!!! DIARREAH!!!! YEAH!!! DIARREAH!!!! POOP!!!! MORE POOP!!!!!!!!!! POOP!!!!! DINGLE BERRIES!!!! POOPlplplpllllpppplplplplppttt fart fart fart I LIKE POOPING ON THE SIDEWALK I LIKE TO POOP IN A SCOOP I LIKE TO POOP BY A STOOP I LIKE TO CRAP IN A CAN I LIKE TO CRAP BY A STAND I LIKE TO LEAVE MY TURD ON THE CURB AND TAKE A SHIT IN THE FAN somebody take it from here... I GOTTA TAKE A DUMP!!! ever eat nothing but hot chile for like 3 days straight??? It's sooooo stinky!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!! GROADIE!!!!! YOU STINK!!!
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misstree
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i can't swear at work, so when things frustrating half the claim department hears me yelling things like "poop sticks! go suck a carrot, you stinky monky flinger! i hope you stand on your head and get scabies!" but poop stick is my favorite uncurseword ever right now.
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oldephebe
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huhuhuhuhuh she said...p p poop stick huhhuhuhuh yeah poop stick funny - can i appropriate that? poop - I always think of puppies or my sisters indefagitable cats and thier asphyxiating redolence, you know because of the unemptied litter box poopstick - nice
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nodata
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i pooped
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Death of a Poop
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poopsicles
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oo
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repeat after me!," boob bood boop booq doob dood doop dooq poob pood poop pooq qoob qood qoop qooq "
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suddenblue
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"he called the shit poop!"
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and what if your job description was professional pooper scooper? i've heard of some folks that scoop dog poop for a living.
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nanny and annie
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it's smelly and green and yellow.. GROSSS!!!!!!!
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lilac_air
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At 4 my son decided to compleatly stop hanging onto his pamper and now i do not worrie about poop :-)~ However there is now a wonder and a hidden giggle as to why he went pee pee in a paper bag earlier.
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you
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my friend said that when he moved here (the U.S.) from the philipines for 3 days his poop was green. so was his brothers. it was something about having too much iron or something.
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god
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everybody poops. presidents, pretty girls, wiford brimley, camels, rabbits everybody except nobody
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god
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wilford. damn typos. how's anybody supposed to understand what i'm typing about?
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poopstaina
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i live for poop. except there are unis in my life too but poopstains come second. u should be thankful for ur poop otherwise u would be really reallly fat. next time kiss ur poop.
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poopy luva7675
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i live for poop. except there are unis in my life too but poopstains come second. u should be thankful for ur poop otherwise u would be really reallly fat. next time kiss ur poop.
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poopy activist
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poopy is second in my life besides unis. thank ur poop otherwise ud be really really fat. next time kiss ur poop.
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hi
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Pooper Scooper Man
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I gotta take a POOP! From the catsand BOX! I'm gonna break it up into little PIECES! An' carve em'into PEOPLE!
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the scatman
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Skeedybopadoodoobongdiggitybongdiggitybong. I'm the scatman! Skeedybeedybee pot potta poop, pot potta poop. Skeedybeedybee pot potta poop, pot potta poop, skeedybeedybee pot potta poop, pot potta poop, skeedybeedybee pot potta poop, pot potta poop, skeedybeedy pee pot pot pota poop, pot pot potta poop, pee pot pot potta poop, pot pot potta poop, pee pot pot potta poop, pot pot potta poop, pee pot pot potta poop, pot pot potta poop. I'm the scatman! I'm the shitman! I'm the scatman! I'm the shitman!
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poopeater
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I eat poop (for real). It's clayee and tastes exactly what you eat, (sort of). If you show me you're not like 40. I may go on cam later, eat some poop.
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mos
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canada's government. all alike: liberals, fucken conservatives and those pussies..yeah the ndp. i hate them all. cutting taxes for the rich and cutting back on social services. may you catch tuberculosis and have a most horrifying, slow, nasty, painful death.
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Oprah Gerbilhead
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when is poopeater.com the movie coming out already. I've been waiting forever for it!
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buttcluster
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I think it got shelved. I dunno, check netflix or somethin, maybe u can rent it.
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poopmaker
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make poop, all the party people in the house make poop, everybody goin on a date make poop, everybody sittin in the car make poop, make poop. If you're gettin nervous cuz you gotta take a dump, well you'll get there sooner or later, you better hope to god you got toilet paper. If you gotta shit and you're caught in traffic, squeeze your cheeks together and (poop) aint that a bitch. Pinchy pinchy pinchy pinchy pinchy poop poop. Have you ever had to take a shit at the zoo? Maybe at school, maybe in the pool, one time I had to take a shit in the drive through. All the girls do it like Britney Spears. Pinchin out a nutty buddy with their face fulla tears. Mr. T has problems with his colon, cuz when he takes a shit, it looks like Gary Coleman. If people piss you off, tell em they make poop. And that's what I do, when I take a shit!
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sir snacks a lot
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poop is the nuttiest, crunchiest, tastiest snack you can ever have. I have panpers on so I can eat whatever comes out.
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Oprah Gerbilhead
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The reason why I want to know when Poopeater.com the movie is coming out is because I'm supposed to be in it. I keep going to the site every day and it isn't working.
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professor poopypants
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Well that should tell you something. They probably either pulled the plug on it or locked it up. If it wasn't for that idiot who had the same exact name as one of the characters complaining he wanted his name taken off, it probably would be on dvd by now.
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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poo
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thats what the children want
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