setsuna meiou I have a secret crush
but she doesn't know
and I am too afraid to say anything
afraid of the awkwardness
and what if she doens't like me back

I feel I am like king kai
who writes with purpose
and knows his is read by the one
and so I write
with purpose
hoping mine is read by

the one who is new to blather
and is more talented and insightful
that I could ever be

so I write
tynnkrbel i, just as the man above
have a secret crush.
i batt my eyes
smile and giggle;
all for a minute chance
of striking gold,
finding the end
of the neverending rainbow
of wishes and dreams.
will these dreams soon immerse me
into true love?
only time will tell;
till then
i have only dreams
black-dyed gel product An Indian woman can legally wed a goat. 010625
nocturnal those lucky indian chicks. they get all the breaks. 010625
Casey That squirrels and rats scare me 010625
paste! in sterling, CO: cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.

in baltimore, MD: it's illegal to take a lion to the movies.

in the state of MA: taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

in marlboro, MA: one may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.

...all taken from dumblaws.com
nemo i plead temporary insanity. 010626
Dafremen That the words facetious and abstemious both are words that contain each vowel ONCE in alhpabetical order. Facetiously contains the vowel case for Y as well. 010626
yummychuckle that my favorite animal is the chicken 010626
nocturnal not the penguin? but I thought you loved penguins. 010626
Dafremen I bet she's sympathetic to flightless birds in general. REally sucks to have wings and not be able to fly huh yummy? 010626
nocturnal you're so wrong (big surprise)! she thinks penguins are evil. don't you pay attention to anyone?! 010626
baby satan all of these things i did not know. wow. it is painful to know them now. i die and am born again. no, wait--that was jesus. did you know that? 010626
nocturnal of course I did. I know all. hence, I am always right. 010626
*Ziima* "..that you're my hero.." -"Wind Beneath my Wings" (sp.) Just kidding.
Did you know that I really dont know if you know that I know that you know I love you...?
yummychuckle well chickens...
they are the funniest creatures. one was real pissed at me the other day and started chasing me until I stopped and shook my foot at it. then I was the one chasing IT! the tables have turned!!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! and then later on in the day I was trying to search for tasty bugs with them, and they were all gathered around me and it was like I was one of them. a chicken. **tears fill yummychuckle's eyes** it was like a dream come true. ME--existing in harmony with chickens. Making the jerky scratching movements in the dirt with my sneakered shoe. mimicking their graceful movements.

chickens. ahhhhhhh.
yummychuckle sneakered FOOT!! DAMMIT, I MEANT SNEAKERED FOOT!!!!!!

not sneakered shoe.
silly me.
yummychuckle oh, and in your face dafremen!!!! it seems now we know who knows more about me. shows how much you care *sniffle*. penguins are damn evil beasts.

be brave, soldiers and ward off the penguins with old men and chewing gum. its the only way.
Dafremen I think your reaction to penguins stems from your deep empathy with flightless birds. To your subconscious mind the chickens represent pleasant memmories...the darker colored penguins are the less pleasant memories...your DARK secrets if you will. It's all VERY scientific. Oh yea....you...flightless birds...only natural.

P.S. Noc...I have at least 6 emails sitting in my inbox...each and every one with SOME phrase about evil penguins at the bottom. Not this time I'm afraid dear...maybe next time. : )
baby satan my balls ache. 010627
The Truth Did you know...

That in France they don't have separate words for brain and mind.

I mean, your brain is just the organ, but your mind is "you", your inner dialogue.


and they don't have two different words for house and home either!

Don't they see that a house is just a building, but **ahem** home is where the heart is.
Isn't that weird?
god Nyahbinghi

One of several Rastafarian sects in Jamaica. The Nyabinghi believe in a global theocracy to be headed by Emperor Haile Selassie I, whom they proclaim to be the promised Messiah and incarnation of the Supreme Deity
freakizh ..that kylie minogue played the role of camie in the street fighter movie? 020630
Teenage Jesus ...that there is no proper name for the back of the knees. 020701
squint i sure as hell wish there was, TJ... many a time I have found myself struggling to find the proper term for the back of the knee and it has resulted in many vicious brutal fights and the loss of all my fingers. on my right hand.

but not really.

did you know that melophobia is the fear of music?
Logan I miss Jamie... call me 1(613) 395-5090 020701
Syrope that i have enough self-esteem issues without you, that i dont appreciate being belittled, that i'm not going to whore myself out for you ...do you care? 020823
jane ...the human head weighs an average of eight pounds, while the human brain weighs an average of three pounds? 020823
devalis ...that Albert Einstien didn't wear socks because he thought it muddled his thinking?

...that only 1% of teenage girls don't use deoderant?

...that the single most ordered item in American restaurants is french fries?

...that the first email was sent over the Internet in 1972?

...that the longest recorded sneezing fit was 978 consecutive days?

...that the average American eats 5 gallons of frozen desserts a year?

...that queen termites that lay an egg every second? That's 86,00 eggs a day.

...that your brain uses 40% of the oxygen that enters your bloodstream?

...that fetuses can hiccup?

...that I have absolutely no life and just collect useless facts to pass the time?
~gez~ homework is pointless, mearly a way for the government to stop teenagers being out all the time, wrecking the streets. but it does not work on me, since i .. do not do it 021013
paste! that for a hippopotamus, YAWNING is the standard threat display, exposing the spear-shaped incisors and enlarged tusks.


hippo 1: *yawn* get away from my female *yawn*
hippo 2: oh yeah? *yawn*
hippo 1: no really, i'm gonna kick your ass *yawn*
hippo 2: *yawn*
hippo 1: *yawn*
hippo 2: *yawn*

hippo 1 & 2 skirmish in pond
phil fuck_you? 021215
Rhin The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!

When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!

A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!

Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!

Almost half the newspapers in the world are published in the United States and Canada!

Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing!

No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!

27,000 Americans are injured each year, trying out new sexual positions!

Porcupines float in water!

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!

The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches!

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!

Cat urine glows under a black-light!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist!

Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland!

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times!

A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove!

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!

Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!

Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool! He changed it every 2 innings!

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

The average ice berg weighs 20,000,000 tons!

The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people!

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
monadh i love you all


monee the_fire hurt 041228
kyree that I love you very, very much. 050618
kyree That you're really very hostile. 050618
a chaotic gift to idealism really? 050618
kyree Well that's how you come off. 050618
a chaotic gift to idealism if hostile is the sum of being one of many things and sometimes many of different things all at once, all because of the events that i am being confronted with in my life, then yes. i suppose hostile is a good word to describe.... anger, frustration, fear, sorrow, happiness, longing, angst, etc, etc, etc...
feeling. something i had so well hidden for many years now erupting into a firey mass.

stop making me feel. stop making me think. i dont want to type about these things anymore. i cant handle it.
captain_subtext as we were watching a movie ! said:
- did you know that the devil makes believe that he does not exist, and this is how he becomes, while angels have to make believe that they exist.
three words did_you_know you're_like_the_devil boyfriend 051104
ungreat Did you know i hate you right now?
Did you know when Corey rang the doorbell i thought it was you and for a second i thought you were psychic and knew exactly what to do?
Did you know i think it's a sign that when i feel like this that he's at the door and not you?
Did you know that i stood there trying to figure out how to hop the fence so i could knock on your door?
Did you know that when you called me i wasn't just infuriated that you forgot i was coming over but incredibly hurt?
Did you know that i feel like i don't matter like i'm not worth anything like you dont care like i'm not attractive or important like i'm completely taken for granted?
Did you know that when you called me and sounded pissed off it made me hate you even more because you made me feel like i was lying?
Did you know that some how even my parents are on your side?
Did you know that i dont think this is supposed to be this hard?
Did you know that you could make this all better if you actually acted like you fucking cared?
Did you know that every one thinks i can do better than you, that i deserve better?
Did you know that this is so much harder because the whole time i'm upset i'm thinking oh god this is what they meant when they said bi polar?
Did you know that nothing scares me more than that diagnosis? makes me feel more hopeless and worthless, and then you forgot me. which answers everything.
And its kinda funny and its kinda sad because i think that this is what i deserve and this is what i get for being who i am and being selfish, and impulsive, and not good enough, and afraid of everything.
Did you know i've been crying for two hours?
Did you know that i dont think you even care?
Serious Lee ... that the original name for macaroni_and_cheese was "Quella Perra Fastidiosa Heather Pu Baciare il Mio Asino", which is Italian for "That Annoying Bitch Heather Can Kiss My Ass"? 081119
see also: http://www.mentalfloss.com/amazingfactgenerator/ 100107
hsg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL9Wu2kWwSY&feature=youtube_gdata 100601
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