jane
Q Yeah, where would we be without jane? jane and dick, jane and john doe, jane, tom and harry, jane next door ... jane seems like the constant in human affairs. Maybe 'cuz everyone has her mitochondrial DNA? 000126
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jane oh they do, do they? 010618
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kinkazoid i have a yellow lab/golden retrever dog that is named jane 010618
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nocturnal I have a friend named jane, but my mom said she heard she was moving to canada. but I saw her last week at the alkaline trio show and she didn't mention it. you'd think if someone was moving to canada, they'd say something. 010618
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aaaaardy ...you ignorant slut. 011209
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girl_jane me? 020228
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jane no girl_jane it's a song 020615
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maiasus when i was younger, i pretended my name was jane... i thought the name made me plain, but at the same time somewhat mysterious. i really dont know if i feel like jane anymore.. funny, the things we do when we're young. 020615
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phil Jane, i want to fuck the shit out of you
I want to fuck you up down and sideways
until you can't breathe anymore
And the sheets have twisted around us
twisted around each other
hot and sweaty
so fuck me fuck me fuck me
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jane ?? 021014
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phil I just realized I'm not on acid, and it scared the shit out of me 021015
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jane did you really mean that 021015
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p2 phil, i think that's the most poignant thing i've ever heard. bravo! can i use it in my email signature? ;) 021016
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p2 i meant the first one, although the second one is pretty good too 021016
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phil lets people get away with speakin for him 021113
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silentbob Jane be jane
you're better that way
not when you're tryinimitating something you think you saw

jane be jane
and if sometimes that might
drive them away
let them stay there
you don't need them anyway

you're worried there might not be
anything at all inside
but that you're worried
should tell you that's not right
don't try to see yourself
the way that others do
it's no use

you're worried there might not be
anything at all inside
but that you're worried
should tell you that's not right
you've had it harder than anyone could know
so hard to let it go

but it's your life
and you can decorate it
as you like
beneath the paint and armour
in your eyes the truth still shines
jane be jane
jane be jane
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jane yay!

ben folds!
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nore jane has blathered a lot of my stuff. hello jane. 030218
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jane hello
what do you mean
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Eowithien My friend's middle name is Jane. Some people see it as a common or average ::shudder:: name. I've always liked it, it seems so... elegant.

Jane be Jane.
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girl_jane I will be Jane, thank you. 030220
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phil dream_otters@yahoo.com 030326
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jane is that your email address 030327
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yup 030327
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x where have you gone? 030327
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jane jane ran into a blather block
and decided to be a wallflower for a while
just reading
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eyedream I've found you too. 030509
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jane and now what.....? 030509
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no reason isnt called jane jane is always the first name i think of when someone asks me my name and i don't want to tell them my real one. i wonder why... it's not like it's a common name at all for my generation. 030509
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eyedream And now we have teacups. 030509
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jane eye see 030510
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god jane fonda is married to ted turner. ted turner colorizes films. jane fonda is troubled. jane fonda is trouble. 030616
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girl_jane not all jane's are troubled or trouble 030617
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jane maybe all except you girl_jane

i know i am
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Rowbes hugs you 030617
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jane i'm still trouble

watch out

don't get janed
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somebody you are friendly by nature. 030625
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jane hmm really fortune cookie person?
how do you know me?
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somebody i dont. see somebody for my answer to these questions 030625
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jane i just mean why that? why me, and why friendly? 030626
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crimson I like jane who blathes.
I used to have a friend named Jane.
I liked Jane on the show Daira.
I liked Jane on the show Dharma and Greg.
maryJANE
I always wished my name were Jane.

"Sweet Jane"- Cowboy Junkies
"Jane (be Jane)"- Ben Folds
"Jane Says"- Jane's Addiction
"Sweet Jane"- Velvet Underground

Jane is just a fucking cool name.
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jane thank you very much 030812
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silentbob you are a shiney star. 030909
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oldephebes exorbitant effulgence back in the days of saacherine and sugar
there used to be this caramel, peanut, toffee amalagate called mary jane
whenever i used to visit relatives in philly we'd go to the corner store and load of on these exasperatingly insoluble sugar distractions.

i tell ya, it took some really vigorous flossing to extricate those obdurate remnants of toffee lodged in the mandibuar crevice -

jane - bright gushes of the deep cadenses that call unto her..she is a joy to read, a screaming star shower of celestial light..

was that a little much? yeah probably
still though..i enjoy readling her blathes
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jane you guys know just when to cheer me up, don't you? 030910
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jane thanks oldephebe
[i'll never spell it wrong]
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p2 i read somewhere that
every queen named jane
has either been
murdered,
imprisoned,
gone mad,
died young,
or been dethroned
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jane all thats left for me is to die young 031226
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shroud is my name

jane, just plain ol' jane

a jane who wanted to be a janine
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randomly recent are you friendly by nature?

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jane apparently so. 040113
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Doar How was the trip Jane?

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jane which trip? 040114
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Death of a Rose the plane trip. 040115
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jane it was actually pretty short, because it was direct from san_francisco 040116
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Not ask jane blathe idiot did you get some peanuts? 040208
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jane actually, yes. i still have them in my bag. i'm thinking one day i'm going to be starving & need them. which will probably never happen, because there is no way i'll get hungry enough to eat those bad boys 040208
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girl_jane Just saying hello to my fellow blathering jane.

:)
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phil JANE!
... nevermind
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jane wow, phil, you read my mind 040221
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jane okay reading that sounds awful. just know that i was going to email you but i didn't know what to say 040221
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phil that email is dead, email and blather don't mix. 040225
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phil so that's why you called, I forgot I wrote that.
I can't remember the last time I even got a phone call, your voice was silk.
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kym says "no" sweet friend, i have no words for you this day. 040226
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Barenaked Ladies The girl works at the store sweet Jane St. Clair
Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there
it wasn't long before I lived with her
I sang her songs while she dyed her hair

Jane, divided, but I can't decide what side I'm on
Jane decided only cowards stay, while traitors run
Jane, Jane

I'd bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh
She thought that I was making fun of her
She made me feel I was fourteen again
That's why she thinks it's cooler if we'd just stay friends
Jane doesn't think a man could ever be faithful
Jane isn't giving me a chance to be shameful
Jane, Jane

I wrote a letter, she should have got it yesterday
That life could be better by being together
is what I cannot explain to Jane

The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair
Was dazzled by her smile while I shoplift there
No promises as vague as Heaven
No Juliana next to my Evan

Jane, desired by the people at the school and work
Jane is tired, 'cause every man becomes a lovesick jerk
Jane, Jane
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jane i live on jane street now. interesting coincidence 040716
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BonTon this is gonna seem wierd especailly after everyone elses commments, but i have never met a jane. odd? 040913
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u24 thanks for fixing everything :-) 041130
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smurfus rex yeah, props to you :) 041130
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stork daddy jane'll fix you good. 041130
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deathofarose Jane, defender of blather, smiter of wrong doers, da queen of the blather screen.

Thanks Jane.
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jane just call me the u24 apprentice 041130
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phil How about I fuck you in the ass and you call me a horny cock sucker, you spurting georgeous slut. 050212
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angry george hey, i thought i was the only georgeous one! 050212
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stork daddy the candle that burns in the worn room of the monastic.

that gives actual light to the brilliant and blundersome words and histories each book
unforgivably hoards, and shelters,

and only admits its own to.
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phil oh my god
I am moving in with two girls
one of whom owns the house I ma moving into
I am going to see tyhe place tomorrow
I can't believe I need 7 more hours at work
shit!
I need a better job!
I can't believe this, in truth I just met ehem at a bar.
But let's avoid that for the time being
too good too be true, fuck yes?!

Oh man, I am in way over my head but all I need to do is stand up.
Call me tuesday I might be a changed man.

Can we all just get along?
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peyton . 050825
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no reason someone at work calls me that now 'cause she can never remember my name
though it tends to be jean or jan more than jane,
but it's funny how after a day she remembers that but after a year she can't remember my real name
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ja they tend to call me jane
it is one letter short of my name
I don't believe it's mundane
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jane bitch! 070605
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pete jane, i blame orson scott card for this, but every time i read one of your blathes lately i picture a non-corpeal godlike figure spawned by the networks, and possessing complete access to all of them, lending us her wisdom. 070605
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REAListic optimIST i'm sorry i never sent that letter, jane. i got so distracted by craziness. you probably don't even remember what the hell i'm talking about, but one of these days, you will get my letter, and i hope it makes you smile. 070605
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jane hope is all i have left 070606
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jane & pete,


thanks.
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jane r.o.

i hope that you did not send it to new_york, as i have not lived there for about two years.
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jane i'm hiding. 070802
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jane i am dreaming about paint
and being covered in paint
and wishing i was made of paint
and painting paint
and paint
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jane when the truth is found to be lies
and all the joy within you dies
don't you want somebody to love?
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jane eh.....fuck it 071105
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phil Jane you are not still alone. He says like a lover, a lover so far gone into a cosmic voyage all his own that the mirror coincidence of their meeting has come full circle through the universe to seek the night when they were young, once again he asks. Jane, are you, alone?

No, she says, in a rant. Look around the stars at night are still far from us but they will see us within their brilliant light. Candles burning moths.

Looking from on top the hot button?

Oh yes, says Jane.

Marshmallow and hot chocolate on graham crackers, and Jane asks me a question. What has happened to you?

Metal petal. I must go Jane. Empty holes and bombers, flickering still.

Go on, phil.
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Your Secret Friend : Don't leave us! 071105
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jane well, you know me. 071106
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jane give_him_a_mask_and_he'll_tell_you_the_truth 080125
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REAListic optimIST Thank you for such a pretty card. It has a place of prominence in my room. 080126
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jane my pleasure. 080126
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anythingbutcryptic jane is lovely with her silky hair. jane called that girl an elephant for being fat so some people dont like jane. but i like jane. "jane says" by janes addiction is janes favourite song. 080127
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jane i called her a toad
but never an elephant
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epitome says hello -What's the difference between a blueberry and an elephant?

-They're both blue, except for the elephant.

Terrible joke, really. It was a device to break the metaphorical ice. It's nice to see your writing... may your blathering be ever blatherific.
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jane i like the lying jokes
nice
to
meet
you
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now_now is a belt ninja who understands that knowledge was their treasure.
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Knowledge... was their treasure
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f hmmm...

the treasure is hidden within, once one reveals their treasure they make themselves vulnerable, why, because their full truth is visible.

There is nothing to hide behind anymore, even being quiet seems to have become less effective, not that being quiet was a tool, rather a state of being, a certain contentedness one doesn't have to answer to.

People will always make some kind of dismissive remark behind ones back maybe because it makes a person feel better about themselves? Its a pity that a person can't just be who they are without all these shitty comments.

I know because I know.
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jane ROWR! i'm feisty today. 081103
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jane things_have_changed
again
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unhinged you have no idea how tempted i am to get on a plane tomorrow 090313
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j {turn that temptation into reality} 090313
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harglaglarglar harglaglarglar 101104
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Death of a Rose I don't know if I told you but I had your gift framed and it is a prized possession of mine.

It evokes something like a leaving, a relflective soul.
An exhalation of dreams.

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TY
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unhinged how's it going? how's dali? 110824
what's it to you?
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