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Big Brother reserved so eagle doesn't make a perverted remark. 980827
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troy The freakishly-larger, the better..
Huge, Gigantic, Mammory-Glands.
Bouncing up and down on top of them because they are soooo enormous.
Hiding in-between them, so no one can find me.
Top-heavy with back-pain.
Maybe a reduction is in-order.
Make them smaller, when they are so big that they are causing you health-problems.
What a fickle-boy I am.
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lola This girl had'em, but now she's with christ and they're gone. That's a shame. 991229
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hak taste like chicken 000207
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BoofPixie they are breasts in the shower, or in the dark when one is re-hooking one's bra. they are boobs when 14 year olds snicker. 000313
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NICCI BOOBS SOUNDS GREAT IN A SCOTTISH ACCENT 000706
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Barrett More than a handful... 000726
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kitten on drugs he never calls them "boobs"...he tries to be mature, so he calls them "breasts" 001121
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j_blue i dont get it, or them, whatever

its one of the few hetero-isms that elude me
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nemo i would like to get mine pierced... 010604
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Persona boobs are strange creatures. What is the fixation with them?
They're goofy and jiggly and get in the way, but: my, oh, my they make great shelves and crumb-catchers
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black-dyed gel product I prefer the more refined word "breasteses" 010626
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burden Whatever you call them, they're still hours of fun. 010627
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oreal can give you black eyes or a bloody nose if your not careful and jump or run 010630
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baby satan they make odd noises when you bite them. or is it the owner that makes these noises? i must do some research. 010701
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dr milk 011120
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ClairE See: breasts. 011127
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Dis I think he calls them "boobies." I know I've heard him say it on more than one occasion, but I can't remember precisely when. I'm pretty sure I've subconsciously blocked that memory in a desperate attempt to preserve my sex life.

I mean, really, boobies!? That's just plain ridiculous. No man over the age of 17 should ever call 'em that certainly not to a woman he plans to sleep with. Tits, now there's a word I can handle. Breasts, tits, maybe even rack, but definitely not boobies.

My skin crawls just thinking about it.
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-.:.::eric::.:.- boobs is just slang...i mean, guys say dick and not penis. I hear girls say penis more often than guys.

but here's one for you: how come girls arn't as obsessed with penises and guys enjoy boobs?
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Syrope we're further evolved ;) hehe
no really uhh...well for one not all girls are *not* obsessed with penises and not all guys are obsessed with breasts (although i like the ones that are ;) hehe, hey! i gotta be good for somethin!)...
and umm...well the media plays up boobs a lot...you hardly ever see a guy naked in a movie, its always chicks. and maybe if guys got some sorta jock strap or cup that paralleled the pushup bra... penile_cleavage?
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Arwyn you know.... My best friend homer touched my breast once.... immediately after he started acting all weird about them and I looked at him and said.. "homer, they're only boobs.. they won't hurt you, and you know.. everyone has them" 020405
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Casey I don't understand why some men have such a fasination with them. They don't make a woman. 020504
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silentbob i have a love hate relationship with them 020505
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BrotherDB Boobs, Breasts, Ta Ta's, Melons, Cans, Rack, Tits, Fun Bags..........
The list goes on and on.
Why is it that men love breats, maybe it is because we never growup past the age of probably 12 or 13. Maybe it is because we were never breast fed enough. Maybe it is because they are so taboo and are suposed to be covered all the time. Maybe it is because women have such bigger areolas. Maybe it is because they can sustain life and feed a child and we are not able to do that. Either way it is simple, Men (most men) love breasts, the way they look, feel, taste, smell. This is the reason that strip clubs are so popular, men are obsessed with breasts. Big ones, small ones, square ones, round ones, pale ones, tan ones, lop sided ones, level ones, hairy ones, veiny ones, men love boobs. My final testment to the male obession with breasts would have to be simply evidence: Ladies think about "Girls Gone Wild" for just one second, we pay to see women flash their boobs for even the breifest of moments. Why? Because we just want to see what they look like? Thus endith the sermon.
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the observant acsetic dual association

nurturing/pleasure

the dual meanings of a woman allowing a mouth at her breast whether feeding a child or exchanging sensations with a lover

who among those who have been in love with a woman haven't, in the throes of fantasy, imagined the way she might react to the touch of your tongue or our lips or your teeth to her nipples


the same pleasure receptors in the nervous system that enhance the bond of mother to child are some of the same ones that respond to erotic stimulation
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the self-correcting ascetic your tongue Your lips, your teeth


you get my meaning, no?
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Daria nobody would want to toung & teeth my boobs, there to "perky"
they kinda point upward, i'm afraid guys think I'm deformed
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the reminiscent ascetic au contraire, count that a mixed blessing because then they draw that muchg more attention to themselves.

one of my ex's used to have that slight upturn with rather big perky nipples on rather medium/small breasts

there are times when i do believe she purposely forgot her bra just to keep me on edge until such time as we were naked again
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DD (_o__Y__o) 020507
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i am jack that looks like a lopsided implant job 020507
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Symetry ( o Y o ) 020520
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June love to show them 020619
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mr. mam sweater puppets 021012
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cRazyCat tomorrow i want to wake up to boobs in my face.i am sad because its not going to happen. one day it will... 030103
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blue star I swear mine get heavier every day.

Sometimes I want to cut them off.
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blue star Directly after I said that I immediately felt the pangs of regret... my boobs are beautimous. Still surprisingly perky for being as heavy as they are, too.

I'm glad you're all sufficiently interested in this... otherwise it could be somewhat awkward.
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Erin Are some men really so obsessed with boobs that thats all they care about? What about a woman's personality, her beauty within, or her face? Why a boob? Why not a chin, a leg, or a face? I don't want boobs to be what I'm about. I don't want to be having a conversation or doing anything for that matter and while doing so all all of the men are doing is staring at my chest. Sometimes it disgusts me how obsessed men can be...but, thats just me. 030410
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Alex I think we get mesmerized by all the vertical oscillation. What puts boobs above butts is that, at least for the sake of argument, they can never get too big. That's not exactly the case with butts. 030907
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Alex Oh, and as for personality, well you have to be ugly for people to care about that. ;-) 030907
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a girl with nothing to say ( o Y o )

( o Y o )

(oYo)

*mine would be the tiny ones*
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minnesota_chris v-v

pokey pokey
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. boobie's_curse ? 031124
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Lemon_Soda Because ever since I was a baby lying next to a women and sucking on her chest made me feel safe and loved.

Bless the boobies. Bless them straight to heaven.
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Doar madonna's boobies 031124
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misstree in naked_ape, it is posited that protruding breasts developed because of the change in our posture... we became upright apes, built for face to face copulation, and the sexual signal of buttocks presenting was no longer available... so breasts developed to trigger this signal in the upright, face-to-face interactions that developed... the other sexual signal that migrated was the labia, which turn a deeper red when the female is aroused... we're the only primate with protruding lips (the ones on our face), as well as the only one with a color variation... and lipstick enhances this effect... also noted in the book was that those of dark-skinned ancestry tend to have less color differentiation in the lips, but they are more protruding, perhaps as compensation...

so, boobies are pretty much just chest-butts.
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Falling Petal rofl.....oh shit...hehehe

now i'm going to have to run around blathing chest butts....chestbutts roasting on an open fire....

you slay me killer of roses
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oldephebe mtree is your e-mail working? i tried to e-mail you back several times this weekend. 031124
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misstree misstree@chaosmagic.com
my s/n is linked to an old one
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IM A BOOB SUCKER I LIKE TO SUCK THEM 031214
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IM A BOOB SUCKER I LIKE TO SUCK THEM 031214
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IM A BOOB SUCKER I LIKE TO SUCK THEM 031214
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heyheyhey hey 031229
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Me I like my little boobies the way they are. ;) 040208
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kassidy The Good List!

*Just to let you know, the good list is going to be MUCH shorter*

-Guys seem more interested in talking to you, when really...

-If you feel like being skanky and crazy for a night, they provide good amounts of cleavage in just the right places.



The Bad List!!

-...Guys seem more interested in talking to your boobs.

-If you cross your arms, you get unexpected and unwanted cleavage.

-When bikini shopping, and you have to buy the largest size top, you wonder what the hell is gonna happen when you outgrow that one.

-Not being able to run, go down stairs, or walk very fast without your boobs trying to punch you in the face.

-Going to Red Light, finding some nice vintage dress, it fitting perfectly, except when you try and zip it up, your chest makes it impossible.

-When you're cold, it sure fucking obvious.

-Two words: STRETCH MARKS!

-When teaching swimming lessons, the kids seem to grab for the "biggest" thing, and not let go.

-*Sad story*, When in the swimming dressing room, changing next to a
women, who's little boy looks at you, then loudly asks "Mom! why don't
you have those?" *she was pretty flat..lucky bitch*, and then having
female workers later laughing since they were in the same room.

-When getting ready to dive, never knowing if something will "pop" out.

-When forced to wear an ugly shirt,it stands out ten times more.

-Whenever you make out with a guy, hands down, it's the first thing
they go for. *This probably counts for any girl who has boobs*

-Having to try on a shirt your mom picks out, then her saying, Shit! You have big boobs!

-Making fun of your sister who developed first, by stuffing tennis
balls down your shirt, then having itcome back later in life to bite you in the ass.
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Smurf There's such a thing as too big 040424
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girl_jane See...My "bad list" would be much shorter.

The bit about running and such would still be there. Even smaller boobs hurt when moving to quickly. T

he other bit that would be on mine is the fact that they huuurrrtt so bad for about a week before my period....ouchy.

However, my good list would have many items listed.

Mainly the fact that they are mine.

They can be used as manipulation, and I take advantage of that.

They remind me that I am a woman instead of a little girl.

When I have children, they will provide nutrition for my babes.

Mine fit my body very well-a 34-B on a fairly thin 5'3" frame.

I enjoy it when the guy I'm seeing enjoys them.

They're pretty and soft.

I wouldn't change my boobs for anything or anyone.

loves her boobs.
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Smurf Too bad everyone doesnt share your views, seems every time i turn on the TV someone's getting Plastic Surgery. 040427
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danielle tv girl I want some, pleeeeeaaaase! 040820
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blashyvasish titties, tatas, oranges, coconuts, racks, watermelons, mounds of creamy flesh..wow that sounds like a chocolate bar...ok...boobies, boobs, breasts, rack, tits, knockers, doorbells, squeezers....wow...women must feel special..... 041201
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youngerthanyou about boobs, i dont care wat size they are, I look for the womans personality, and the other important things 060620
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Roaul Duke a handful is enough a little bigger is good. not big on anything larger than a D and sometimes that is too much 060620
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chapter3 wish mine were bigger. not anything outrageous, but just enough to be able to fit into swimming suits and dresses properly. nothing fits because of them. 081206
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tail-devouring snake like a science experiment gone wrong
every time i look down they've increased width.

puberty part II: absurd, grotesque in how life creates life.
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Tail-devouring Snake all i am these days 160304
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