argue_with_god god argue with me. 010518 ... baby satan How's the weather up there? 010518 ... god it's real windy. lot's o' clounds n' lightnin' n' stuff like that. pretty mild and pleasant. is it still warmish down there? 010518 ... baby satan Oh yeah. I walk around naked most days to stay cool. None of the others seem to mind much, though. 010518 ... recovering addict so when are you going to stop 15 year old morons from starting prayer circles around the flagpole at their high school so that they can provoke a school shooting? 010518 ... god you askin' me or him? 010518 ... god lil' b. s. is pretty much runnin' things these days. not that i don't feel partially responsible... 010518 ... extra large satan with fries dammit, i knew my inner child had gooten loose again hey! lil' b.s., get back in here 010519 ... fat bastard behemoth satan get in my belly! 010519 ... unhinged i'm asking you god...you...so what's the answer? 010520 ... god i'm not stopping anybody from doing anything. 010520 ... unhinged aaaahhhh i get it too bad she probably doesn't 010521 ... god not many do, but it doesn't matter. 010521 ... kingsuperspecial god, I wanted to tell you that I don't think it was the pope that stopped up the toilet. better check your information sources, it was the arch bishop of hollywood that launched that one. 010721 ... god in milwaukee i know now that the pope only shits in the woods. thanx and pass the ketchup. 010721 ... paste! not really an argument, but do you remember the first person to shove an entire basketball up their ass? i think it happened in the 70's, but i forgot where and who. 010721 ... La Migra I was just sitting here at the computer working, and I looked out this 29th floor window, and saw the mexicans washing windows on the building just next to us nearly fall to their deaths when their platform decided to fall. But then it caught on the safety line, and neither of them fell off. God, why did you save those filthy wetbacks? 010814 ... meara I argue with God all the time. I don't think He minds, though. Someone told me that God can handle my anger. I'm glad He can, becuse I can't. So there. 010814 ... a question: is this timmy person a racist? 010814 ... god harry belafonte was he first to shove a basketball up his ass. i am half mexican and half mohawk. timmy is someone who likes to crope. 010815 ... kx21 Don't argue... Q_As... about the_Teaching_of_all_Beings is a better way to live harmonious with God... 010815 ... tonya how come you won't let me eat that bird over there? that'd teach those birds not to park in front of the house. 010815 ... squillo by the way, where did the pudding go, and where did these tiny_apes come from 010815 ... god i just couldn't let that happen. i will bang with gail's shoe instead. they came from somewhere in my mind..... 010816 ... kx21 Given that God is the limitless Power of Creativity... Tell me how can you argue with him / her... And_I_will_tell_you_how_wonder_you_are... 010817 ... god tell me that i'm not god, that's a good start. 010901 ... kingsuperspecial is that my cell phone, or yours? hold on a sec... 011001 ... god it's not mine 011001 ... Norm ya, well... your stupid! 011001 ... god no, your stupid. (besides that, you're stupid). 011001 ... kx21 PCA:- Stupid is a product or byproduct from God? 011001 ... kx21 or more precisely, a property ( i.e. Chicken_Flavor ) inherited from God? 011001 ... Norm no. your stupid, as i "your stupid is ugly." Ha! 011001 ... god Whoever we are Wherever we're from We shoulda noticed by now Our behavior is dumb And if our chances Expect to improve It's gonna take a lot more Than tryin' to remove The other race Or the other whatever From the face Of the planet altogether They call it THE EARTH Which is a dumb kinda name But they named it right 'Cause we behave the same... We are dumb all over Dumb all over, Yes we are Dumb all over, Near 'n far Dumb all over, Black 'n white People, we is not wrapped tight Nurds on the left Nurds on the right Religious fanatics On the air every night Sayin' the Bible Tells the story 'N makes the details Sound real gory 'Bout what to do If the geeks over there Don't believe in the book We got over here You can't run a race Without no feet 'N pretty soon There won't be no street For dummies to jog on Or doggies to dog on Religious fanatics Can make it be all gone (It won't blow up 'N disappear It'll just look ugly For a thousand years...) You can't run a country By a book of religion Not by a heap Or a lump or a smidgeon Of foolish rules Of ancient date Designed to make You all feel great While you fold, spindle And mutilate Those unbelievers From a neighboring state TO ARMS! TO ARMS! Hooray! That's great Two legs ain't bad Unless there's a crate They ship the parts To mama in For souvenirs: two ears (Get Down!) Not his, not hers (but what the hey?) The Good Book says: "It gotta be that way!" But their book says: "REVENGE THE CRUSADES... With whips 'n chains 'N hand grenades..." TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS? Have another and another Our God says: "There ain't no other!" Our God says "It's all okay!" Our God says "This is the way!" It says in the book: "Burn 'n destroy... Repent, 'n redeem 'N revenge, 'n deploy 'N rumble thee forth To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side 'Cause they don't go for what's in the book 'N that makes 'em BAD So verily we must choppeth them up Or stompeth them down Or rent a nice French bomb To poof them out of existance While leaving their real estate Just where we need it To use again For temples in which to praise OUR GOD ("Cause he can really take care of business!") And when his humble TV servant With white hair And a brown suit And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls Tells us it's okay to do this stuff Then we're supposed to do it, 'Cause if we don't do it, We ain't gwine up to hebbin! (Depending on which book you're using at the time... Can't use theirs... it's all lies... Gotta use mine...) Ain't that right? That's what they say Every night... Every day... Listen, we can't really be dumb If we're just following God's Orders After all he wrote this book here An' in the book it says: "He made us all to be just like Him," so... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (An' maybe even a little bit ugly on the side) DUMB ALL OVER A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE DUMB ALL OVER A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE DUMB ALL OVER A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE DUMB ALL OVER A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE 011001 ... kx21 What is the line which can be used to determine the SIDE? What is the shape of the SIDE? 011002 ... Norm you are a sissy you say we have to follow your rules or we'd be punished for all of eternity, bullshit. I'll steal and break your laws and repent on my death bed and be rewarded. I appreciate the justice god. God please forgive me for all I've done through out my life. Satan has lead me astray, gave me blinders and made selfish. Forgive me God. Show me mercy. Sissy 011003 ... god do whatever you want. i don't give a shit. 011003 ... kx21 How do you prevent sombody to politicising your name (i.e. God)? 011003 ... kx21 How do you prevent somebody to politicising your name (i.e. God)? 011003 ... kx21 How do you prevent or stop somebody to politicising your name (i.e. God) or shit on you? 011003 ... kingsuperspecial your head is a trumpet 011004 ... god who are you that is so wise in the ways of science? 011004 ... kingsuperspecial I'm the divine blather head redeemer, and I've come to certify your head type. your's is trumpet, no arguing about that. It's as plain as the bell in your mouth. 011004 ... kx21 How do you prevent or stop somebody from beautifying , specifically harming Your (i.e. God's) Reputation? 011004 ... baby satan hire a ridiculously large entourage. have lots of orgies. exchange saliva often and everywhere. i think that's a pretty good start. 011004 ... god orgy! (walks away playin' some satchmo) 011005 ... old blue eyes fly me to the moon.... 011008 ... kx21 It seemed that the Net Present Value (NPV) of God is somehow like Money, depreciated over time... Do you agree? 011008 ... boerg47 you fuck!! you fuckin' fuck!!! you wanna fuck with me, you fuck?? i'll fuck you up! i don't wear pinky rings for nothing. i got guys named bob and harry and little moe and the blowtorch gang. so next time you think i'm depreciating, say it to my face, you spineless slab of skin-covered lard. i use you for cooking bacon, and i got baseball bats. sincerely, you stupid fuck 011008 ... mister mourning are not! 011009 ... god jeez. i give up. 011009 ... mister mourning aww okay, here's a new one: Yes it is! 011009 ... god how dare you! i can't believe it! 011009 ... god goat_pussy, nonetheless 011009 ... mister mourning no! Pudding! 011010 ... mister mourning and furthermore, pok! 011010 ... kx21 How do you prevent or stop somebody from the satanisation of your holy Image? 011011 ... kingsuperspecial you're both being quite pedlaminatic 011011 ... kx21 How do you prevent or stop someone from creating shit in your Heaven? 011011 ... kx21 How do you prevent or stop someone from satanization of your Holy Book? 011011 ... god i don't prevent anything 011011 ... G. Houva So, what fucking good are you, anyway, you pathetic imitaion of a pathetic personization of an impossible-yet-there being, you? 011028 ... kx21 How do you prevent or stop someone from adding more spices in the Hell? 011028 ... kx21 How do you prevent or stop someone from adding more spices in the Hell? 011028 ... god like linda ronstadt said, "i'm no good, i'm no good, i'm no good. baby, i'm no good. i like things spicy! my favorite group is HELEN REDDY!!! everything is my fault. 011028 ... G. Houva Ok, then. Just so long as you don't go playing the blame game, "the devil made me do it", and all that happy horseshit, it's cool. While I'm here, what's up with that three-toed sloth, anyway? Or the platypus? Were you smoking, or what? 011029 ... satan satan satan flanagan (get to know me) hey, i did make him do it...haven't any of you figured that out yet? Hey wait, no, i didn't make anybody do anything i was vacationing in the caribbean with my wife....morgan fairchild....yeah, that's the ticket. 011029 ... god hey, what can i say other that "what the fuck?".... know what i mean? 011029 ... kx21 How do you prevent or stop someone, specifically labelled as ' god ' from fucking around? 011030 ... kx21 How do you prevent or stop someone, specifically labelled as ' god ' from fucking around? 011030 ... god like van morrison said- "it's too late to stop now". 011030 ... kx21 Given the_memory_of_the_Universe... Time is not relevant to God and God never ever stopped someone from doing any good or evil deeds... If you still insist on 'fucking' around God, it is good for you to create your holy image on 'Fuck'? 011031 ... kx21 ... for the sake of benefits of yourself... 011031 ... not god everything's everything 011101 ... god i insist on fucking around. 011116 ... sabbie listen here you... what have you done with baby satan? and all the baby spinach? and the new potatoes? and where did you put all them other gods? and eris? and where do the paintballs go when it rains? and who looks after all the forgotten toys? and what did you do with gem, who was truly outragous? truly, truly, truly outragous? do you mean to tell me you never even married that young girl you knocked up? 011117 ... god baby satan is in the kitchen like always. everything is cool. gem was NOT outrageous. i felt cheated by her. 011118 ... god mary wanted too much on the pre-nup. it was for her own good that she stay with joseph. they all had a good life and did right by me. 011118 ... unhinged why do you have to be such a stupid fucker? 011118 ... god that's it! give it to me good! 011118 ... god it's just my nature. if i was a snake, i'd bite ya. i'm a stupid fucker, so the worst i could do is... uhh.......never mind. 011118 ... kingsuperspecial hey, I'm a stupid. can I be next? _ferchrissakes 011118 ... god sock it to me, hot stuff 011128 ... ClairE What are you talking about?! You couldn't be more wrong! I have the evidence right here. You're going to hear from my lawyers! 011203 ... god just remember, law rhymes with slaw. 011203 ... roomite... megalomania: a delusional mental disorder that is marked by infantile feelings of personal omnipotence and grandeur (Websters). = anybody calling themselves god. there, i'd say that's the start of a good argument - both barrels worth, in fact. i still like reading your stuff however... 011203 ... god hell yeh! go for the throat. i can't deny any of that. jeez. what can i say to that? satan? tonya? anyone? 011203 ... kx21 Cow_mu: The more you argue_with_god , the more you angry with God? 011204 ... kx21 Cow_mu: The more you argue_with_god , the more you angry with God? 011204 ... god yeh! what he said! take that! cow_mu! 011204 ... kx21 The more you argue with God, The more you angry with God... 011205 ... kx21 The more you argue with God, The more you angry with God... 011205 ... satan satan satan concurring with kx21 here. just_say_mu 011205 ... god if you want to argue with me, listen to the beach boys for 2 months straight first. 011206 ... Logan Well...if I have to listen to The Beach Boys, it's going to be Pet Sounds, and I'm going to enjoy it...but if I have to hear one fucking SECOND of Surfin' Safari, I'll KILL someone!!!! 011206 ... ass facely let's go surfin' now, everybody's learnin' how, come on a safari with me! 011209 ... kx21 It's a waste of Time... Given that if you win, what would you get? 011209 ... kx21 Nothing... 011209 ... pjork give that entity a prize! 011210 ... kx21 What is your chance for winning or more precisely getting your points into God's Memory? Zero... 011210 ... kx21 What is your chance for winning or more precisely getting your points into God's Memory? Zero... 011210 ... pjork the hits just keep on comin' 011210 ... kx21 What is your reward if you Won? Hell... 011211 ... kx21 When can you win? Death... 011211 ... kx21 Where can you win? Heaven... 011211 ... kx21 Where can you win? Heaven... 011211 ... kx21 Where can you win? Heaven... 011211 ... kx21 Where can you win? Heaven... 011211 ... kx21 At where? Heaven... 011211 ... kx21 Who is your witness? Satan... 011211 ... kx21 Argue about what? Shit... 011212 ... Teenage Jesus Elvis: "Jerry, do you think we're playing the music of the devil?" Jerry Lee Lewis: "Hell son, you are the devil." 011212 ... god i_shit_my_pants_with_love for you. 011223 ... endless desire have you ever been to vancouver? 030608 ... god yes and no. 030609 ... endless desire wait. . .what? 030609 ... satan satan satan throwin in his 2 cents Uhh, ... "left turn" (obfuscate, scurry) 030609 ... god yes, all this weirdness is just a pathetic ruse. 030609 ... god it don't mean we can't share a pepsi in hell, though, does it? 040928 ... Arwyn is what's happened in my life been done TO me, or FOR me? 050724 ... andru235 probably both, as annoying as that is 050724 ... stork daddy you don't exist! 050725 ... Doar you're a pooopy head! . 050725 ... jane "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God "for proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing". "But," says Man, "the Babel Fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own argument you don't. QED" "Oh, dear", says God, "I hadn't thought of that", and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. 050725 ... lunatic jesus OK, Dad, we've gotta talk. I know you said I was grounded indefinitely, but Mesus_Christ, it's only been 2000 years! They're having a 2 year end_of_the_world bonfire party "next door", and all the cool kids are gonna be there. Hel- uh, I mean, "heck", they almost have the entire cast of Woodstock together again. I can't believe *you're* not going. 100109 what's it to you? who go blather from