platypus Mr. Wonderful Like the movie dogma states. "God has a sense of humor, just look at the platypus." I feel that is an understatement, little do people know the platypus wields the most painful venom known to man, the only way to ease the pain, is to sever the nerves above the pain. 010310 ... nocturnal that's kind of the point, I think. that's all true I'm sure, but look at how funny-lookin it is. that's the humour. 010310 ... florescent light Sometimes we pretend that my cat is a platypus. 010310 ... johnny west How about this? A duet between Tom Waits and Yoko Ono. "Snakeskin Platypuss". That would be...something. 010310 ... florescent light I've been in Yoko Ono's house. 010310 ... johnny west And I didn't even spell platypus right! heduipdwdwudhiwd! 010310 ... johnny west You've been in Yoko Ono's house? What happened? 010310 ... florescent light She has bright colorful pictures of platypus's hung on her pale tiled bathroom walls. 010310 ... Mr. Wonderful Does it smell of sweet ambrosia mist, sent directly from the gods themselves? or does it smell like old dirty....Cabbages. 010310 ... florescent light it smells the sweet scent of Windex. 010310 ... Mr. Wonderful Windex and CABBAGES? IT HAS TO SMELL LIKE CABBAGES, WHY ELSE WOULD SHE BE FAMOUS!!! NO ONE WOULD EXPECT THE COMBINATION OF THOSE TWO!!! 010310 ... Doar . 050816 ... thieums Here I was thinking "I'll blather randomly until I stumble upon the platypus." By stating this, I inherently gave a purpose to the weirdest of God's creations: the platypus is here to stop me blathering. Will it succeed? Dun dun dun! 090730 what's it to you? who go blather from