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CheapVodka
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What 15 things/people/animals/etc would you bring?
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020117
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Arwyn
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Logan a piano 4 voice books well that's about it...i can't think of 15 things...
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Toxic_Kisses
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1) An abundant supply of water 2) A big tent 3-6) 3 HuGe lighters 7) The highest level of sun block I could find in the biggest bottle I could find 8) My CD player 9) My CD collection 10-11) 2 different changes of clothing besides what I’m already wearing, one for warm weather and one for cold weather 12-15) Flares
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020117
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bloodshotglass
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a boat. you people make me laugh. :)
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ClairE
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If the conditions are that you are stranded, wouldn't bringing something that made you effective not stranded be impossible?
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ClairE
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effectively not stranded, even?
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020118
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carne de metal
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1)expensive vodka 2)heroin 3)cocaine 4)acid 5)cofee 6)tobacco 7)the bible 8)a gun 9)a shotgun 10)paper 11)a knife 12)a guitar 13) guitar strings (plenty) 14)a hat 15)a pen that would get me started.
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020207
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phil
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1)bazooka 2)vodka 3)dictionary 4)boomerang 5)silly puddy 6)umbrella 7)marijuana 8)lazy boy 9)police car 10)eye glasses 11)pick axe 12)telescope 13)deluxe photograph 14)true love 15)a goat
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020214
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Teenage Jesus
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1. A solar powered generator 2. A big fridge 3. Desalinization tablets 4. mayonaise 5. tuna 6. bread maker 7. stuff to make bread 8. plastic containers to put my desalinized water and tuna salad in (in the fridge) 9. a mandolin with plenty of strings 10. a guitar with plenty of strings (sometimes I get tired of playing mandolin) 11. Robert Anton Wilson's Cosmic Trigger series 12. Golf bag (which has clubs, balls, and tees. I wouldn't be the divit fixer though as there would be no point. Fixing divits is a courtesy to other golfers, of which on the island there would be none.) 13. Notebooks (for jotting down any tunes I may come up with, doodling, and keeping meticulous records of my golf game.) 14. Hydrocodone 15. Rope
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020214
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Teenage Jesus
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that should be ...BRING the divit fixer...
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020214
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phil
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you could probably take away my boomerang and give me a 4 iron instead. Seems cool.
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020214
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Teenage Jesus
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Works for me. I rarely use the four.
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020214
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Mateo
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1)Money 2)A Tennis raket 3)paper clips 4)Sand 5)ink cariges for my printer 6)Paper cups for a possible party 7)a guitar (no strings, I dont want to throw away two of my choices) 8)socks 9)another pair 10)a spoon 11)half a deck of cards 12)one ski 13)My president 14)a rubber duck 15)Im going to leave this one, I dont think I need anything else. But the next one who writes can use it if you want.
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020214
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Jol
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plenty o rock shoes plenty of chalk and of course my crash pad assuming theres rock. wouldn't need anthing else anything I did, Id make on my own. on my own primitive little island. a sanctuary from civilization.
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020215
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Jenna
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JJ Maggie Ellis the band Jump_Little_Children the band Will_Hoge my_random_crush_for_today tent matches marijuana liquor spekers for laptop my laptop satellite uplink solar energy panel unlimited funds Then we could just order stuff we needed or wanted off the Internet and stay on the island and party.
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020216
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Mateo
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Nobody took a toothbrush, you dirty people!!
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020301
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yummyC
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1. a toothbrush 2. toothpaste 3. paste! 4. water 5. a kazoo 6. blather 7. reesesticks (mmm) 8. coconuts (heh) 9. a coconut bra 10. string 11. a pillow 12. my bird 13. bird food 14. toys for my birdee 15. a journal
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020302
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reitoei
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1.anna 2.a computer 3 a solar cell 4. a cat or two 5. one of those nifty things from sci-fi novels that can make anything from any matter 6.a knife 7.a hydrophonics tank 8.a prefab house 9. a satellite phone 10. iodine tablets and that should cover it. is unrealistic?what about gilligans island? that was a tv show?!1 it wasnt real?!! where there goes my whole conception of reality.
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020303
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FNP90
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1.chisel 2.hammer 3.stone 4.shovel 5.vase 6.bible 7.superglue 8.tuxedo 9.cigarette 10.phermaldahide 11.clown wig 12.red nose attachment 13.funny makeup 14.M1911A1 15.silent bob
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020305
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g h o s t
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it wouldn't feel any different than it does now except there would not be all these tall buildings around me
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020305
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nocturnal
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anyone who does not say a functioning boat and drinkable water should be wiped off the planet on the grounds that they lack the mental capacity to be of any use to anyone ever.
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021124
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Suicide Snowman
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I'd fuckin' kill myself....
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021125
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IKC 56-80
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prick my fingers and let the drops fall into the water below just to piss off the sharks
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021125
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~gez~
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i would bury myself and lie there in a semi conscience state, waiting to be rescued. it would not be too bad really. i suppose if i had one thing with me it would be the abilty to jump as far as i wanted
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021125
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Novice
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I would bring 1. Huge yacht with a driver (to get home of course) 2. one years supply of food 3. Three years supply of water 4. Chris 5.T.J. 6.Thurmeka 7. My dog 8. And a lot of music
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030527
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mar
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a ship a backup ship a smaller boat some food a book on how to make a ship out of leaves an inflatable boat more food water more water another boat i guess 5 other food and water
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030527
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Death of a Rose
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24 days of christmas 8 angels my senses breathable air chapstick (cherry or strawberry) loincloth time pogo stick (you never know) satelitte hunger cardboard box pool table a real nifty superman costume canadian flag (I claim this island) pain
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031016
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endless desire
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in_n_out bathing suit umbrella island hut water floaties books of poetry blanket blatherskites cell phone id enjoy the beach for a few days with my blather_friends (assuming they'd be willing to come. . .i mean, common! it's like a free vacation). we'd have unlimited in_n_out (including terrific shakes) and there'd be no scales. and then, when we were tired of beach fun, we'd call up the resue team and go home. sounds like fun. who's up for it?
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031016
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Death of a Rose
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sure...but I'm still bringing the superman costume and pogo stick
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031016
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endless desire
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niice but no speedos
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031016
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Death of a Rose
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damn....(hangs head and goes to unpack his speedos, 5 different patterns too....) BOOBIES! i think misstree gave me an infection. what would it be called when you must convulsively scream out 'BOOBIES' whenever you felt joyful and enthusiastic? I know about tierrettes syndrom (fuck off blather spell checker), but what about bbobettes syndrome or boobieitess or bad case of the boobies or papilla aegrus.
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031022
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stork daddy
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i don't know, but i'm pretty sure even that far from the rest of the world, bob dylan songs would still seem relevant
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031022
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lalagirl19
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my friends 1 erika 2 monica 3 matt 4 katie 5 photo album 6 lighter 7 beach umbrella 8 toothpaste 9 big knife 10 rope 11 flare gun 12 hammock 13 binoculars 14 a boat 15 and..........
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031022
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Freak
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1. an airplane 2. compass 3. map 4-8. food 9-15. fuel
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031022
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celestias shadow
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1- foodstuffs 2- my cd player 3- cds 4- lots n lotsa batteries 5- a notebook 6- sharpies 7- water purifier 8- blatherskites 9- flares 10- lighter 11- a REALLY BIG knife 12- an itty bitty knife to keep it company 13- my friend Jeff 14- all the books ever written by Chuck Palahniuk 15- spare contact lenses
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031026
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breygris
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FIFTEEN things? doesnt that sorta take the fun out of it? you're supposed to say "what [insert annoyingly small number here] things would you take" so that people REALLY think about it (if they're bored) -- "what the hell would I bring if could only bring TWO things?" y'know? oh well. i'm gonna list four things. 1. a bag of all my CD's (yes, this counts as one item. heh. sneaky) 2. a portable CD player 3. spare batteries for the CD player 4. gun to shoot myself with when the spare batteries ran down
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031027
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breygris
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or, a little bag of peanuts.
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031027
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pipedream laughing her bs off LOL
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boobieitis? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BOOBIES! BOOBIES! you're a big booby (i.e dumbhead, not chest-person) hahahahahhahahah DOAR yore killin' me *wipes eyes* i can just imagine you convulsively yellling BOOBIES!, you and misstree and the lot hahahahahhahaha
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031027
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Death of a Rose
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yes.....I do seem to have a bad case of the "BOOBIES!" lately.... misstree is one joyous soul when she feels like it and this is one of her infectious smiles. I'm integrating this spastic happiness into my being.
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031027
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misstree
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dangit, there you go, ruining a perfectly good mope... i hadn't realized there were boobies! over here, but you reinfected me with my own grin. such a horrible life when you can't even sulk properly.
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031027
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Doar trying to be clever
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(*) (*)'s hmmm....taking it to the visual keyboard medium doesn't have the same feeling about it. I'm glad I ruined your mope and I'm not saying sorry or anyfin....because I dont wanna.
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031027
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somebody
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( o Y o ) I'd take my boobs and ues em as a flotation device!
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031027
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shutter-
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1. money(for the irony) 2. rope 3. my boy scout handbook 4. a knife 5. a shovel 6. a puppy 7. an eye patch(so I could act like a pirate) 8. one of those things that can change ocean water into clean water(the kind that floats in the water) 9. a blanket 10. a bowl 11. film 12. a camera 13. one of those Swiss Army type devices with a spoon and fork 14. a tooth brush 15. toothpaste
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031027
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Death of a Rose
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oooh.....cleavage from somebody.... flotation devices for yourself or others.
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031027
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maharey
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jack sparro, my mates, and lots of RUM
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040201
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whitechocolatewalrus
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um, sorry to ruin the fun, but why the hell would you strand yourself on an island? i mean seriously, if you are stranded on an island, it probably wasn't because of your own choice and you wouldn't have gotten the choice to take what you wanted with you. but what the hell, i would take my cd player and my cds lots of books and a raspberry bush
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040201
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u24
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1 Linds (if she didn't mind) 2 Charged MP3 player 3 CD of assorted wmas (not mp3 as you can fit more wma's on a CD) 4 CD of assorted wmas 5 Ream of A1 paper 6 ink 7 toothbrush 8 entire encyclopeadia britanica 9 batteries 10 batteries 11 knife 12 pentagram necklace 13 silver ring 14 silver ring 15 silver ring I'd limit myself to listening to at most one song a day I'd like to take more jewellery, but I suppose I could make some out of island materials. I would only need ink, as with a knife I could make feather pens.
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040201
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u24
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and to the more practical people, I was assuming that I was wearing my clothes, and that food was readily availiable. Otherwise everyone's lists would surely consist of water*7, shelter, food*5 and clothing*2.
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040201
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u24
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and if Linds did mind, I'd take a photo of her. sickening but true.
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040201
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whitechocolatewalrus
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not necessarily. water can be readily available as long as you know how to make a fire and can fashion a pot, maybe it would be better to take a pot. clothes aren't really necessary, if you are on an island by yourself, why be clothed? and as for shelter, i would just make sure the island i was stranded on had a ready available supply of trees, such as a forest or something so that you could make a tent or a treehouse or i don't know. also for food, as long as there are animals on your island, you'll be good. and even if there isn't theres always the water food like fish and lobster and crab or things like that. hopefully there is a nice beache too. and of course, in my list of things, my cd player would be solar powered.
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040201
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u24
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oh good idea.
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040201
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Special K
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although you all have very good ideas of things to bring... aside from the one with all the drugs... i agree with the kid that said to bring a boat... WHO THINKS OF THINGS LIKE THAT!?!?!?
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040625
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seventeen is impractical
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in 2002, my list was 1. a toothbrush 2. toothpaste 3. paste! 4. water 5. a kazoo 6. blather 7. reesesticks (mmm) 8. coconuts (heh) 9. a coconut bra 10. string 11. a pillow 12. my bird 13. bird food 14. toys for my birdee 15. a journal and now 1. Paste! 2. journals 3. writing implements 4. any book I could manage to read over and over and not be too bored. youth in revolt, mayhaps? 5. some textbook on something worthwhile. 6. music 7. my bird 8. all of my bird's necessities. 9. impossibly imperishable Inari. 10. a whistle 11. a truckload of cigarettes 12. lighters 13. a samurai sword 14. a water gun 15. a net.
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040625
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Fire & Roses
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1. My fish knife 2. a whetstone 3. paper 4. a box of bic pens 5. a spare pair of jeans 6. a sweat shirt 7. rubber shoes 8. a trunk of books 9. hotdogs 10. marshmellows 11. grahm crakers 12. a large box of water proof matches 13. wax paper 14. candles 15. a friend
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040625
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dudeinanigloo
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What 15 things/people/animals/etc would you bring? Let's see... 1. A city; 2. A mansion; 3. A personal helicopter w/ helipad; 4. A neon green Lamborghini Murcielago; 5. A bright red Enzo Ferrari; 6. A dark blue Porche Carrera GT; 7. A silver Nissan RX-8; 8. A black Chevrolet Corvette; 9. A Nissan Altima (gotta have a sedan); 10. A garage for all those cars; 11. A pool/hot tub in the backyard; 12. Killer home theatre system (Plasma TV, DVD player, digital cable, CD player, surround sound speakers, PVR); 13. Game systems (PS2, XBOX, and ample supplies of games for them); 15. Robots to do all the work for me; 14. Enough money to pay for all of this shit. Let's see someone beat this list!
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040625
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spiffy
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if i were stranded on a deserted island, chances are that i wasn't PLANNING on becoming stranded, so i wouldn't really get to choose what i had with me, now would i? i guess the purpose in that question is to really find out what things are really important to you. anyways... a computer that somehow had internet connection my dogs my cats some device for turning salt water drinkable a lifetime supply of muffins and cheetos my bed my blanket some sort of shelter a cell phone a horse a digital camera i can't think of anymore and then what a peaceful life i would live...
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040625
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dudeinanigloo
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Well if that was the underlying question, and my list was things that were important to me, then I would just be a greedy capitalist bastard, wouldn't I?
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040625
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birdmad
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a deserted island would be an improvement over just being in the desert
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040626
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dudeinanigloo
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Oh, and I forgot to mention that the Altima is silver too.
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040708
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nonlucid
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can I bring blather?
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040708
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sahba
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that work into many things first of all it depends if i was stranded alone or with somone and which island in what ocean and how much time id have to spend there but then again you never know when your going to get stranded on a deserted island so i guess id go swimming everyday catch fish make a hut do the fire dance every night and have all the coconut juice in the world and pray that someone finds me before i start liking it all by myself oh yes and it would be really helpful if i had a bomb proof mountain bike a specialized demo 9 pro maybe it would help pass the time
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050304
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sahba
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oh yes and a boat to leave if my stay gets unbeareably uncomfortable
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050304
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p2
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1) a cloaking device to keep others from finding me and my island 2) a book on how to survive on a deserted island 3-15) machetes it's good to have backups
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050304
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skinny
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i don't know
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050304
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mon uow
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sometimes_i_feel i am stranded_on_a_deserted_island
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050304
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kelc
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1. cd player 2. london drugs (just because of that survivor immitation commertial) 3. generator 4.cds 5. my pumpkin flashlight 6. batteries 7. stitchy 8. crazy doll 9. lighters 10. tv 11. movies 12. books! 13. tofu 14. frying pan 15. speedboat
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050305
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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