if_you_were_stranded_on_a_deserted_island
CheapVodka What 15 things/people/animals/etc would you bring? 020117
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Arwyn Logan
a piano
4 voice books
well that's about it...i can't think of 15 things...
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Toxic_Kisses 1) An abundant supply of water
2) A big tent
3-6) 3 HuGe lighters
7) The highest level of sun block I could find in the biggest bottle I could find
8) My CD player
9) My CD collection
10-11) 2 different changes of clothing besides what I’m already wearing, one for warm weather and one for cold weather
12-15) Flares
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bloodshotglass a boat. you people make me laugh. :) 020117
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ClairE If the conditions are that you are stranded, wouldn't bringing something that made you effective not stranded be impossible? 020118
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ClairE effectively not stranded, even? 020118
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carne de metal 1)expensive vodka
2)heroin
3)cocaine
4)acid
5)cofee
6)tobacco
7)the bible
8)a gun
9)a shotgun
10)paper
11)a knife
12)a guitar
13) guitar strings (plenty)
14)a hat
15)a pen

that would get me started.
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phil 1)bazooka
2)vodka
3)dictionary
4)boomerang
5)silly puddy
6)umbrella
7)marijuana
8)lazy boy
9)police car
10)eye glasses
11)pick axe
12)telescope
13)deluxe photograph
14)true love
15)a goat
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Teenage Jesus 1. A solar powered generator
2. A big fridge
3. Desalinization tablets
4. mayonaise
5. tuna
6. bread maker
7. stuff to make bread
8. plastic containers to put my desalinized water and tuna salad in (in the fridge)
9. a mandolin with plenty of strings
10. a guitar with plenty of strings (sometimes I get tired of playing mandolin)
11. Robert Anton Wilson's Cosmic Trigger series
12. Golf bag (which has clubs, balls, and tees. I wouldn't be the divit fixer though as there would be no point. Fixing divits is a courtesy to other golfers, of which on the island there would be none.)
13. Notebooks (for jotting down any tunes I may come up with, doodling, and keeping meticulous records of my golf game.)
14. Hydrocodone
15. Rope
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Teenage Jesus that should be ...BRING the divit fixer... 020214
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phil you could probably take away my boomerang and give me a 4 iron instead.
Seems cool.
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Teenage Jesus Works for me. I rarely use the four. 020214
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Mateo 1)Money
2)A Tennis raket
3)paper clips
4)Sand
5)ink cariges for my printer
6)Paper cups for a possible party
7)a guitar (no strings, I dont want to throw away two of my choices)
8)socks
9)another pair
10)a spoon
11)half a deck of cards
12)one ski
13)My president
14)a rubber duck
15)Im going to leave this one, I dont think I need anything else. But the next one who writes can use it if you want.
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Jol plenty o rock shoes
plenty of chalk
and of course my crash pad
assuming theres rock.

wouldn't need anthing else
anything I did, Id make on my own. on my own primitive little island.
a sanctuary from civilization.
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Jenna JJ
Maggie
Ellis
the band Jump_Little_Children
the band Will_Hoge
my_random_crush_for_today
tent
matches
marijuana
liquor
spekers for laptop
my laptop
satellite uplink
solar energy panel
unlimited funds

Then we could just order stuff we needed or wanted off the Internet and stay on the island and party.
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Mateo Nobody took a toothbrush, you dirty people!! 020301
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yummyC 1. a toothbrush
2. toothpaste
3. paste!
4. water
5. a kazoo
6. blather
7. reesesticks (mmm)
8. coconuts (heh)
9. a coconut bra
10. string
11. a pillow
12. my bird
13. bird food
14. toys for my birdee
15. a journal
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reitoei 1.anna
2.a computer
3 a solar cell
4. a cat or two
5. one of those nifty things from sci-fi novels that can make anything from any matter
6.a knife
7.a hydrophonics tank
8.a prefab house
9. a satellite phone
10. iodine tablets

and that should cover it. is unrealistic?what about gilligans island? that was a tv show?!1 it wasnt real?!! where there goes my whole conception of reality.
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FNP90 1.chisel
2.hammer
3.stone
4.shovel
5.vase
6.bible
7.superglue
8.tuxedo
9.cigarette
10.phermaldahide
11.clown wig
12.red nose attachment
13.funny makeup
14.M1911A1
15.silent bob
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g h o s t it wouldn't feel any different than it does now except there would not be all these tall buildings around me 020305
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nocturnal anyone who does not say a functioning boat and drinkable water should be wiped off the planet on the grounds that they lack the mental capacity to be of any use to anyone ever. 021124
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Suicide Snowman I'd fuckin' kill myself.... 021125
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IKC 56-80 prick my fingers and let the drops fall into the water below just to piss off the sharks 021125
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~gez~ i would bury myself and lie there in a semi conscience state, waiting to be rescued. it would not be too bad really. i suppose if i had one thing with me it would be the abilty to jump as far as i wanted 021125
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Novice I would bring
1. Huge yacht with a driver (to get home of course)
2. one years supply of food
3. Three years supply of water
4. Chris
5.T.J.
6.Thurmeka
7. My dog
8. And a lot of music
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mar a ship
a backup ship
a smaller boat
some food
a book on how to make a ship out of leaves
an inflatable boat
more food
water
more water
another boat
i guess 5 other food and water
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Death of a Rose 24 days of christmas
8 angels
my senses
breathable air
chapstick (cherry or strawberry)
loincloth
time
pogo stick (you never know)
satelitte
hunger
cardboard box
pool table
a real nifty superman costume
canadian flag (I claim this island)
pain
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endless desire in_n_out
bathing suit
umbrella
island hut
water floaties
books of poetry
blanket
blatherskites
cell phone

id enjoy the beach for a few days with my blather_friends (assuming they'd be willing to come. . .i mean, common! it's like a free vacation). we'd have unlimited in_n_out (including terrific shakes) and there'd be no scales. and then, when we were tired of beach fun, we'd call up the resue team and go home. sounds like fun. who's up for it?
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Death of a Rose sure...but I'm still bringing the superman costume and pogo stick 031016
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endless desire niice but no speedos 031016
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Death of a Rose damn....(hangs head and goes to unpack his speedos, 5 different patterns too....)


BOOBIES!

i think misstree gave me an infection.

what would it be called when you must convulsively scream out 'BOOBIES' whenever you felt joyful and enthusiastic?

I know about tierrettes syndrom (fuck off blather spell checker), but what about bbobettes syndrome or boobieitess or bad case of the boobies or papilla aegrus.
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stork daddy i don't know, but i'm pretty sure even that far from the rest of the world, bob dylan songs would still seem relevant 031022
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lalagirl19 my friends
1 erika
2 monica
3 matt
4 katie
5 photo album
6 lighter
7 beach umbrella
8 toothpaste
9 big knife
10 rope
11 flare gun
12 hammock
13 binoculars
14 a boat
15 and..........
031022
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Freak 1. an airplane
2. compass
3. map
4-8. food
9-15. fuel
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celestias shadow 1- foodstuffs
2- my cd player
3- cds
4- lots n lotsa batteries
5- a notebook
6- sharpies
7- water purifier
8- blatherskites
9- flares
10- lighter
11- a REALLY BIG knife
12- an itty bitty knife to keep it company
13- my friend Jeff
14- all the books ever written by Chuck Palahniuk
15- spare contact lenses
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breygris FIFTEEN things? doesnt that sorta take the fun out of it? you're supposed to say "what [insert annoyingly small number here] things would you take" so that people REALLY think about it (if they're bored) -- "what the hell would I bring if could only bring TWO things?" y'know? oh well.
i'm gonna list four things.

1. a bag of all my CD's (yes, this counts as one item. heh. sneaky)
2. a portable CD player
3. spare batteries for the CD player
4. gun to shoot myself with when the spare batteries ran down
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breygris or, a little bag of peanuts. 031027
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pipedream laughing her bs off LOL boobieitis? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


BOOBIES! BOOBIES!

you're a big booby (i.e dumbhead, not chest-person)

hahahahahhahahah DOAR yore killin' me
*wipes eyes*
i can just imagine you convulsively yellling BOOBIES!, you and misstree and the lot hahahahahhahaha
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Death of a Rose yes.....I do seem to have a bad case of the "BOOBIES!" lately....

misstree is one joyous soul when she feels like it and this is one of her infectious smiles.

I'm integrating this spastic happiness into my being.
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misstree dangit, there you go, ruining a perfectly good mope... i hadn't realized there were boobies! over here, but you reinfected me with my own grin.

such a horrible life when you can't even sulk properly.
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Doar trying to be clever (*) (*)'s

hmmm....taking it to the visual keyboard medium doesn't have the same feeling about it.

I'm glad I ruined your mope and I'm not saying sorry or anyfin....because I dont wanna.
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somebody
( o Y o )

I'd take my boobs and ues em as a flotation device!
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shutter- 1. money(for the irony)
2. rope
3. my boy scout handbook
4. a knife
5. a shovel
6. a puppy
7. an eye patch(so I could act like a pirate)
8. one of those things that can change ocean water into clean water(the kind that floats in the water)
9. a blanket
10. a bowl
11. film
12. a camera
13. one of those Swiss Army type devices with a spoon and fork
14. a tooth brush
15. toothpaste
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Death of a Rose oooh.....cleavage from somebody....

flotation devices for yourself or others.
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maharey jack sparro, my mates, and lots of RUM 040201
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whitechocolatewalrus um, sorry to ruin the fun, but why the hell would you strand yourself on an island? i mean seriously, if you are stranded on an island, it probably wasn't because of your own choice and you wouldn't have gotten the choice to take what you wanted with you.
but what the hell, i would take

my cd player and my cds
lots of books
and a raspberry bush
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u24 1 Linds (if she didn't mind)
2 Charged MP3 player
3 CD of assorted wmas (not mp3 as you can fit more wma's on a CD)
4 CD of assorted wmas
5 Ream of A1 paper
6 ink
7 toothbrush
8 entire encyclopeadia britanica
9 batteries
10 batteries
11 knife
12 pentagram necklace
13 silver ring
14 silver ring
15 silver ring

I'd limit myself to listening to at most one song a day

I'd like to take more jewellery, but I suppose I could make some out of island materials.

I would only need ink, as with a knife I could make feather pens.
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u24 and to the more practical people, I was assuming that I was wearing my clothes, and that food was readily availiable. Otherwise everyone's lists would surely consist of water*7, shelter, food*5 and clothing*2. 040201
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u24 and if Linds did mind, I'd take a photo of her. sickening but true. 040201
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whitechocolatewalrus not necessarily. water can be readily available as long as you know how to make a fire and can fashion a pot, maybe it would be better to take a pot. clothes aren't really necessary, if you are on an island by yourself, why be clothed? and as for shelter, i would just make sure the island i was stranded on had a ready available supply of trees, such as a forest or something so that you could make a tent or a treehouse or i don't know. also for food, as long as there are animals on your island, you'll be good. and even if there isn't theres always the water food like fish and lobster and crab or things like that. hopefully there is a nice beache too. and of course, in my list of things, my cd player would be solar powered. 040201
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u24 oh good idea. 040201
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Special K although you all have very good ideas of things to bring... aside from the one with all the drugs... i agree with the kid that said to bring a boat... WHO THINKS OF THINGS LIKE THAT!?!?!? 040625
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seventeen is impractical in 2002, my list was
1. a toothbrush
2. toothpaste
3. paste!
4. water
5. a kazoo
6. blather
7. reesesticks (mmm)
8. coconuts (heh)
9. a coconut bra
10. string
11. a pillow
12. my bird
13. bird food
14. toys for my birdee
15. a journal

and now
1. Paste!
2. journals
3. writing implements
4. any book I could manage to read over and over and not be too bored. youth in revolt, mayhaps?
5. some textbook on something worthwhile.
6. music
7. my bird
8. all of my bird's necessities.
9. impossibly imperishable Inari.
10. a whistle
11. a truckload of cigarettes
12. lighters
13. a samurai sword
14. a water gun
15. a net.
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Fire & Roses 1. My fish knife
2. a whetstone
3. paper
4. a box of bic pens
5. a spare pair of jeans
6. a sweat shirt
7. rubber shoes
8. a trunk of books
9. hotdogs
10. marshmellows
11. grahm crakers
12. a large box of water proof matches
13. wax paper
14. candles
15. a friend
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dudeinanigloo What 15 things/people/animals/etc would you bring?

Let's see...

1. A city;
2. A mansion;
3. A personal helicopter w/ helipad;
4. A neon green Lamborghini Murcielago;
5. A bright red Enzo Ferrari;
6. A dark blue Porche Carrera GT;
7. A silver Nissan RX-8;
8. A black Chevrolet Corvette;
9. A Nissan Altima (gotta have a sedan);
10. A garage for all those cars;
11. A pool/hot tub in the backyard;
12. Killer home theatre system (Plasma TV, DVD player, digital cable, CD player, surround sound speakers, PVR);
13. Game systems (PS2, XBOX, and ample supplies of games for them);
15. Robots to do all the work for me;
14. Enough money to pay for all of this shit.

Let's see someone beat this list!
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spiffy if i were stranded on a deserted island, chances are that i wasn't PLANNING on becoming stranded, so i wouldn't really get to choose what i had with me, now would i? i guess the purpose in that question is to really find out what things are really important to you. anyways...

a computer that somehow had internet connection
my dogs
my cats
some device for turning salt water drinkable
a lifetime supply of muffins and cheetos
my bed
my blanket
some sort of shelter
a cell phone
a horse
a digital camera
i can't think of anymore

and then what a peaceful life i would live...
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dudeinanigloo Well if that was the underlying question, and my list was things that were important to me, then I would just be a greedy capitalist bastard, wouldn't I? 040625
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birdmad a deserted island would be an improvement over just being in the desert 040626
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dudeinanigloo Oh, and I forgot to mention that the Altima is silver too. 040708
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nonlucid can I bring blather? 040708
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sahba that work into many things
first of all it depends if i was stranded alone or with somone and which island in what ocean and how much time id have to spend there but then again you never know when your going to get stranded on a deserted island
so i guess id go swimming everyday catch fish make a hut
do the fire dance every night and have all the coconut juice in the world
and pray that someone finds me before i start liking it all by myself
oh yes and it would be really helpful if i had a bomb proof mountain bike
a specialized demo 9 pro maybe
it would help pass the time
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sahba oh yes and a boat to leave if my stay gets unbeareably uncomfortable 050304
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p2 1) a cloaking device
to keep others from finding me
and my island

2) a book on how to survive
on a deserted island

3-15) machetes
it's good to have backups
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skinny i don't know 050304
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mon uow sometimes_i_feel i am stranded_on_a_deserted_island 050304
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kelc 1. cd player
2. london drugs (just because of that survivor immitation commertial)
3. generator
4.cds
5. my pumpkin flashlight
6. batteries
7. stitchy
8. crazy doll
9. lighters
10. tv
11. movies
12. books!
13. tofu
14. frying pan
15. speedboat
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