everyone_loves_doar karl the weed its almost scary, i dont think ANYONE here hates death of a rose 031205 ... blah-ze we should start a hate DOAR club, just to watch the nonexistant people turn up 031205 ... magicforest does anyone hate me? is there a certain ratio of who hates who? 031205 ... oldephebe how could someone hate your beautiful gift?...not unless they were steeped in incompetance and envy..I don't think you have anything to worry about magicforest - hey see? 'spelled it right this time.. 031205 ... oldephebe yeah..doar..nice guy..redoubtable rhetoric regent..or in the parlance of jazz musician..the man can blow..wich means "he sho' cain rite" yep.. 031205 ... rose i hate doar 031205 ... Jaguar [He's a fucking idiot!] 031205 ... speculum guy (...) 031205 ... pipedream i love doar, personally. i'd marry him. he's a jigar type. *grins* 031205 ... smurfus rex what's a jigar type? :) 031205 ... pipedream pronounced 'jigger', the term literally means 'liver' in urdu, but it's used as a term of affection (why? im assuming beacuase a)a liver being essential for life and b) in the olden times the liver, not the heart was the universal symbol of the love centre)....also as a term for a true-blue buddy-pal heart brother kind of thing. hence jigar type. :D 031207 ... smurfus rex "the more you know..." *chime* :) 031207 ... Doar only the best and worst blatherskites love and hate me. i'm impressed beyond belief. better watch it pipers, i'm shopping for a wedding ring and am booking a nearby forest for the ceremonies. Smurfus gets to be a best man as well as lemon, RO, karl, DAFREMEN (as long as we don't let him scare the guests away...hehehe)....i tried to get oE but he was hiding behind the unabridged dictionary in the library. U24 was ordained and will be helping us rig the ropes (tie the knot). plus i'm working on my wedding vow (yes, i'm writing my own) or i'll convert to islam and become your teetotaler hubby and give you roses every morning. personally, i'm not very sure whether i love me or hate me. 031207 ... smurfus rex Is anything off-limits for the bachelor party? I mean, how far is TOO far? 031207 ... Death of a Rose lets just have plenty of scantily clad women, open bar, and scads of cads. 031207 ... mRe do i get to come to the bachelor party? 031207 ... Death of a Rose i could sneak you in if you dress as a male (suit, tie, fake moustache). hoist some bloody brains, matey's. shake it baby, shake it. 031207 ... mRe as long as i get lapdances and booze. 031207 ... Death of a Rose plenty of both to be had, dear fury_feeder. 031207 ... oE gender dysphasia (sp)can be kind of provocative..if it's pulled off right.. could i bring some liver and onions with cheese grits and home made gravy, some fatback and cornmeal cakes? my godmother is from georgia and she is a culinary virtuoso of the southern agrarian peasant cuisine.. i'd even write an oratorio..some helter skelter chimera of hard rock, jazz, alternative new deco..and anything else that comes to me while i munch on hallucinogenic fungi.. 031207 ... pipedream running off with her Visa card well then, if there are georgian grandmother's culinary delights up for grabs then i'm stealing oE for my bachelorette party, mbwahahaha and celestias will be me maid of honour and i'll get to wear a swishy dress in a forest, hooray! and i'm sure we could have wedding vows even if you did convert..*rubs her chin* *drags oE out from behind the dictionary and bribes him with the complete works of sylvia plath to be best person (since i want him as a something-of-honour too)* *dusts her hands off* there, now to plan me party ;D 031207 ... smurfus rex heya doar, I found this um, "entertainer", who can do this trick with um, ping pong balls and nickels...you got any problems with that? :D there's also this limo company with a "bachelor party special"...you want I should look into that more? 031207 ... u24 it'll be an honour :) 031208 ... Death of a Rose nickels? i would've expected....no...i'm not going to go there (ping pong balls i've heard of, but nickels?). smurfus, i'm seriously thinking about ducking out of the bachelor party and sneaking into a bachelorette festivity. nothing nasty, seductive and sensual yes! but i have to save myself for my pvcpillow because i would honour her in my thoughts and skin. . 031208 ... Death of a Rose the limo company sounds good. (u24 gets the honour of bouncing with the ladies! not all priests take vows of purity.) . dammit... think cold showers.... 031208 ... u24 in the words of Mr Smithers; "flattered, but spoken for" :) 031208 ... lemon_Soda Best something or toher, huh? Kewl. I like cake, icecream and wine(*prefferabley a robust towny port) As for a bachelor party...I guess I'll be the designated driver and just hide behind the bar...don't have much respect for strippers(no offense)...But I certainly look forward to you having a significant other... If only I was seen as such material... keep me posted you stud you... 031208 ... Thorny Man i have a lovely young lady that might be just right for you Mr. Sour Pop. you would have to lavish attention upon her. . 031208 ... Death of a Rose i'm not really a stud. usually they wind up running in the opposite direction. although it seems i've attracted a few with my lines of prose and whimsey. . i will ship a newsletter out to you on a regular basis. 031208 ... pipedream pssht, of course you're a stud! my boys are always studly! *smiles complacently* a faun rang me up yesterday about a squirrel choir that sings queen; d'you think we could use them during the interval between oE's jazz? *grins* 031208 ... smurfus rex if you want, we can crash the bachelorette party, mission impossible-style...:) or... OOO!! We could have a joust! 031208 ... Death of a Rose i thought this was about the 'love for me (with side dishes of hate)'. er....joisting...k blather_joust... have at yee craven coward... come on binky...we've been challenged...death always wins in the end you know. 031209 ... Doar poop....joust....joust.... 031209 ... Death of a Rose squirrel chorus....but of course. as long as they leave their nuts at home.....heheh (dammit, bad puns) 031209 ... pipedream OOOOO! a JOUST! can i joust too? *dons swanki outfit* hehehe 031209 ... karl the weed a best man, i am honored. i like all these ideas... oh have i mentioned how much i HATE DEATH OF A ROSE recently??? 031209 ... Death of a Rose are you hinting that you in all actually are the preson "anyone" at the top of the page? oh well, another hater! 031210 ... pipedream lets joust, karl! *drags a kicking, screaming karl off to the jousting field* 031210 ... Doar pound him into pulp, pipers. (damn i love a woman that can kick ass) . 031211 ... pipedream *stops bashing up those wood rapier things on karl's armour long enough to wave energetically at DOAR, cheering in the bleachers* oi, lovie! 031211 ... karl the weed i love jousting what are you talking about??? (thats the thing with the horses and the poles.. right?) *jousts* *gets the crap beaten out of him* *scrapes his remains off the ground and jousts some more* 031212 ... pipedream hey karl, wanta try these neat rubber poles? maybe we'd kinda bounce off and go flying into the stands! whee! 031213 ... Death of a Rose okay...lets get back to the lovin of doar. oh and have i mentioned how much i loathe karl. no i haven't because i don't. 031219 ... misstree *saunters up and starts casually humping your leg* oops! er.... no sleep makes misstree something something... 031219 ... Fatal Flower that is strangely pleasant, would you like some money? . 031219 ... mRe *gasp* *bounce?* *bouncebouncebounce!* (my exact reaction here at work) boy would i! the only thing better than finding things i've never done is crossing them off the list! (does it count as whoring if you are gifted the change that fell out of someone's pockets?) 031219 ... Death of a Rose no it doesn't. so is this like a lapdance....looky...no touchy.... hehe... not everyone is going to like me after this... i'd actually prefer carols to the top 40 shite my underling plays constantly on her computer. hmmm...no scratch that, c4 time. 031219 ... oldephebe heh heh..I'm hyperventilating from all the hilarity..I am I am. 031219 ... pipers the mighty jousteress challenges anyone here to a joust! what ho, me laddies and lassies! *waves jousting pole thing around and falls off hoss* eh he *rubs bruised...ego...and gets back on binky* yeah, so i was sayin'! 031219 ... Doar watch yourself luv....what will they say when you show up battered and bruised for our nuptials....i don't want to have to explain it wasn't moi that gave you the bumps and hurts. *basks in the fire of love* . 031220 ... pipedream i rarely bruise visibly...which means i get bruises, but i only seldom go black and blue, so it's all good *grins* but once i DO, its like a rainbow on my skin, once i got a bruise that went blue, purple, green and yellow...a really bright yellow, like sulphur...lol giddyap, binky! 031221 ... Death of a Rose pipers, you distilled sunshine. 031222 ... pipedream babe you sublime (slightly modified, can't call ya 'momma', now can i *grin*) you a turkey dinner oh, you the time of a derby winner i'm a chartaloon that's faded soon to pop (?) buddy baby i'm the bottom you the top dooby dooby da da dayyy *bows* 031222 ... Death of a Rose smiles and more smiles for ya luv. 031224 ... smurfus rex has anyone secured a karaoke machine, or does pd prefer to go acappella? I can make arrangements... 031224 ... Death of a Rose acapella sounds great, but you'll have to ask the little lady bout what her preferences are when she gets back. 031231 ... karl the weed we should get a skite band for the wedding! i'll play drums! who can sing? guitar? any musicians here? 031231 ... Death of a Rose well, daf plays the geetar. you play the drums karl? cool. oE plays some piano (i think) .and way too cool is that this blathe appeared on the home page of blather. yay! 040103 ... pipers hehe yay indeedy :D:D one of mine did too once, i was like *gasp* *hand to heart* *does beauty queen smile-wave-armful of flowers on one arm thing* type of scene, ya know? ;)) acapella sounds good, but a skite band is even better. woo hoo for the jazz quartet and the suchlike! i can do a tambourine, my guitar's in the process of being purchased :D 040224 ... Doar cool! as soon as i get up the gumption (and do you know how hard it is to catch gumption, let alone hoist it in the air?), i'm going to take up voilin lessons. another goal. i've been missing all the lovin of me. (feed my ego, it needs it). . 040224 ... pipers oh yeahhh, gump-shun, it likes t'go off on some shrimp boat with a feller with steel legs like, and go fishin'...yeah, gump-shun do dat when he ain't runnin' clear 'cross america.. 040224 ... dOAR :-) 040225 ... pipOARs GOOD one *chuckles* 040226 ... Doar *steals paddle from pvcpillow and runs away laughing maniacally* . 040226 ... pipers unhAAAAnd my paddle, SIR! *runs after DOAR shaking remaining paddle with a vengeance* 040227 ... Death of a Rose *climbs nearest tree and waggles paddle at the infuriated pillow lady with the blinding eyes* thhhpppttttt..........aaaaaaaacccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk. hehe me and pipey sitting in a tree... hehe 040227 ... pipers grinning hahahaha right now pipey is shakin' the bottom of the tree so either you or the paddle falls out hehehehehe 040227 ... Death of a Rose h...e...y.... s t o p t h a t n o f a i r *lets the paddle drop, becomes a tree hugger, wink wink* . 040227 ... pipey i got it! i got it! *face up, backs away from tree to catch paddle and gets smacked in face* yowwww! *rubs nose and fumbles around for glasses* aw, never mind! *flops down in grass and watches DOAR go 'round hugging trees* heheheh 040228 ... Doar seems the love has faded where once it was bright as the freshest blood drop and now is browning and flakey. . 050909 ... neesh we all still love you, just it doesn't surprise us any more 050909 ... z z 050909 ... Doar :) ah gee....shucks...thanks you two for reaffirming the love for doar. hugs anyone? 050909 ... icy long-distance hugs to ya, doar :) 050909 ... misstree i'm not quite comforable with this whole climbing into trees thing... i mean, ya, i may be a little roomy, but there are limits... and my first thought when i saw the title of this was the same as my response when a drunken/hungover breakfast shift at old faithful caused a coworker to start singing, "jesus loves the little children..." to which i responded, before i could catch it, "yeah! right up the butt!" i'd do you up the butt, doar babe. ;) *lick!* 050912 ... Death checks over his shoulder jeez.....i'm unsure of what an appropriate response would be to that misstree..hmmm.... ;) hugs right back atcha icy. 050913 ... Doar still looking over his shoulder :) and i swear that i had a permit from the city to climb in those trees...i just seem to have misplaced it at the moment. i was checking for dutch_elm_disease....honestly!!! 050913 what's it to you? who go blather from