two_thoughts_today stork daddy a.) never give your aliases away. b.) blather red is gonna be the same soon. what does this prove? 021015 ... ass facely 1. did i turn the oven off? b. did i turn the oven off? 021015 ... ~gez~ 1. let me out 2. actualy, don't. it is quite comfortable 021016 ... diesel 1) I must get my paws on the screen 2) I have to remember to stare into the bathroom for a few hours later 021016 ... jane 1. i'm okay, i guess. 2. no i'm not. i'm so fuckin depressed. 021016 ... a grape 1. my life is a mess. 2. i wonder why jane is depressed. 021016 ... a cookie 1. i am tired of being so sweet 2. they call me a biscuit in the uk 021016 ... a tractor 1) this is one big fucking field 2) who the hell was john deere? 021016 ... craig kilborn 1. i am very funny 2. i am also very hot 021016 ... a torta 1) roentgen_carnitas 2) subsonic_guacamole 021016 ... jay leno 1. i am very annoying 2. i am not funny enough 021016 ... david letterman 1. i am funny 2. i am not a letter man. i'm letterman, man. 021016 ... conan obrien 1. what is with my hair? 2. REALLY, what is with my hair? 021016 ... a piece of toast 1. that toaster felt very hot 2. that jam felt very cold 021016 ... thoughtless 1. What is it about being in here? 2. I'm I thinking right? 021016 ... _ _ 1. _ 2. __ 021016 ... chex party mix 1. i am so many flavors 2. you are so many fingers 021016 ... possessed angel 1. FUCK!!! 2. No, wait! I didn't mean that. 021016 ... hey now! 1. chex party mix sounds naughty 2. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy 021017 ... lou dumbening 1. i didn't take enough mushrooms 2. "the electric yellow has got me by the brain banana" 021017 ... pralines&cream x. i need a haircut. y. my boobs are naturally small. 021017 ... i am one pathetic fuckhead 1. candy_corn is my life 2. i can balance candy_corn on the table 021017 ... bethany 1. am i really this crazy 2. he writes cute poems that make me glow 021017 ... p2 1. if 2 is the daily limit, i should save one in case i need it later 021018 ... feck 1). There's my leg 2). I wonder if there's any beer in that can? 021018 ... stapler 1). Stop fucking hitting me so hard! 2). I wish I was Scotch Tape. 021018 ... a blanket 1. i keep you warm. 2. you love me even in the summertime. 021018 ... qqqqqqqqq 1. you make me very sad 2. you make me very frustrated 3. i am breaking the rules of this blathe to spite you (and life in general) 021018 ... past thoughts resurfacing 1. how the fuck can you live with yourself? 2. how the fuck can they live with you? 021018 ... blue star 1) I hate myself today. 2) What happened to yesterday? 021018 ... gay gizmo 1) I want to go home 2) I want to stay here 021019 ... cactus 1. fuck i'm bored 2. they all assume i LIKE standing up like this 021019 ... Kate 1) What if we don't make it to States today (Regional race, 1:45pm)? 2) It would be really nice to go see Breakfast at Tiffany's together. (8:18am) 021019 ... stryper 1) yellow nd black, yellow and black 2) get that cactus the hell away from us 021019 ... Kate 1) We made it to States! We beat Beaumont! We're Regional champions! Ahh! 2) How was last night? (5:08pm) 021019 ... somebody 1.¢À 2. ¢À ¢À 021019 ... somebody 1. ¢À 2. ¢À ¢À 021019 ... damn blather 1. shit. 2. hell. 021019 ... Rhin naked. freezing. 021019 ... Mahayana thoughts_today] why did they make the message at the end of the calling card sound like a bus terminal announcement? thoughts_today] i wish she was sitting in my lap 021019 ... unhinged 1) you are stupid 2) there goes my friend 021019 ... devalis 1) God 2) Sean 021019 ... squint 1)why does he never let me talk? 2) mmm....chili cheese dogs? 021020 ... Wish I Were Floating 1 I am exhausted as hell. 27 Your_skin_makes_me_cry. 021020 ... silentbob 1) where am i going? 2) what is to become of me 021020 ... possessed angel 1) She'll probobly never talk to me again. 2) I wished I deserved her, but I really don't. 021020 ... GirlNamedLover 1. we need to have a serious talk 2. fuck talking... 021020 ... i am going to die 1 my_body_hurts 2 my_ice_hurts 021020 ... nuthinbut the thing perhaps is: 1) to eat flowers; and 2) not to be afraid. butternut 021021 ... angie 1 I will never do something so stupid to hurt you again. 2 I like cookie dough. 021022 ... kss 1) I wish I was happy 2) hey, I *am* happy! 021022 ... phil what am I gonna do today? how old am I? 021022 ... bethany 1. wish i had pictures to prove i was there 2. numb and more numb after that 021022 ... devalis 1. is that a bloody feeling? 2. why didn't it come sooner? 021023 ... Mahayana + cant believe i wasted those two secs. + will they even talk to me or ignore me and pretend that i am not there 021023 ... bad case of "that time of the month" 1. DID I forget class on monday? my homework's still here... 2. why is my cereal box opened upside down? 021023 ... hey now! 1 damn kids 2 i never get to talk to her and the little bit of time i do have with her they have to ruin it 3 shit 021024 ... Freak ~Im here physically. ~but I won't be here mentally until you give me a reason to want to be. 021025 ... p2 1) can i use the surplus from the many days i don't have any thoughts? 2) i'll come up with another thought later (doh!) 021025 ... Mahayana +] it is but to emphasize the solitude ++] receive me entirely for i have before now been completely taken by the all of you 021025 ... kss 1) green lollipop. 2) yummers 021101 ... Jeca 1)Use of "yummers" in a sentence. kudos to kss. 2)I need to be sleeping right now. 021102 ... kss 1) sleep is for panzies 2) zzzzzzzz... this blath sponsored by System Of A Down, Headphones, Expensive Bourbon, and A Burning Desire To Forget Everything Painful About Being Alive 021102 ... Jeca 1)aw... what's wrong kss? 2)sleep is my friend. 021102 ... devalis 1. I need lovin' 2. had too much already 021102 ... birdmad 1) burning from the inside 2)night_and_day 021102 ... kss 1)jecca asked what is wrong 2)I want more than what I have 021104 ... Jeca 1)why does everybody write my name with two c's? 2)"it's not getting what you waaaant... it's wanting what you goooot..." 021104 ... angie 1. why cant you just be honest dammit 2. buddhism schmuddhism (not really...i just dont like having a 10 page paper on you) 021112 ... Torch 1. how long has that open mt. dew been sitting in my cup holder 2. I spend alot of time in the bars 021112 ... jane * i wish i had taken a picture of those bruises on my arm * could i make it to pacifica by 9? 021112 ... ---- 3-you havent changed 325- people dont change 021201 ... devalis 1. sean is coming 2. am I getting fat? 021201 ... no reason ugh...no more science... "everywhere i look i see your eyes." 021201 ... Mahayana 1] how am i gonna utilize all that empty space 2] i wonder what shes looking at right now, what shes thinking, what shes hearing right now 030112 ... sonic 1.) i wonder if he ever thinks of me as much as i think of him? 2.) i wonder if he ever thinks of me at all? 030112 ... thewholeworldisstartingtobelieveyou 1 this will work out 2 this will never work out 030128 ... angie 1. I am very comfortable in my own skin today... 2. I like free samples of stuff! I got a travel size little bag wtih a toothbrush and some soap and um i dont know what else is in it because i didnt look in it yet because i am treating it like a present that i get to open after lunchtime haha its true... 030221 ... Mahayana 1] Im -finally_ gonna do what i wanna do 2] yeay! NY [things are looking up] -[im looking towards majorly spoiling you] 030221 ... minnesota_chris what what what? tell us. What are you doing that you want to do? 030221 ... Aimee 1.) fruit roll-ups are the shit... followed very closely by fruit by the foot.... 2.) Planning a wedding is almost a complete waste of time... and will be the reason for my therapy later in life... 030221 ... TheVoiceOfRecentExperienceGoneWrong Aimee, planning a wedding is NOT a complete waste of time as long as you are planning it first and foremost for you and him. Keep your faith and focus. 030221 ... Syrope 1) it hurts, i don't want to do *anything* all day long. someone kill me, please 2) i have so much to do, i don't even care if it hurts, i *have* to get this stuff done. someone kill me, please repeat cycle 030222 ... :-* 1) so close and yet so far... as always. 2) fuck, I still have that paper to write. 030222 ... cat 1. should i get up off my furry butt and go chase a mouse or something? 2. naw 030222 ... butterfly 1. I found this thing trying to find the jell-o website...weird. 2. It's pretty cool though. 030222 ... girl_jane *Noah *food 030222 ... screwing for virginity 1. i should quit my job soon. 2. i need to hurry up and apply for collage 030222 ... angie 1. i wanna live the rest of my life in a beautiful place that has everything...ocean, beach, forest, sunshine and i want to have no obligations to do anything no homework or money just happiness 2. i want you to come with me there 030225 ... Freak I want to forget I want to move on 030225 ... mo what should i eat for dinner? cheese pizza and oreo cookies! 030225 ... Aimee please please please make 2pm come quicker!!!!!! goddamn... did I eat all those fruit rollups yesterday? 030226 ... breathless 1)am I being selfish? 2)am I being punished? i shouldn't capitalize my i's 030302 ... stork daddy first of all...i want my writing to surprise myself, not just other people. second of all, i think i'm not as good at making a girl cum when i'm drunk. either that or she's not as good at faking it when she's drunk. 030317 ... niska 1. where are my keys? 2. did i lock the door? 030520 ... joda One: I don't want to go to work today. Two: I don't want to go to work tomorrow. 030520 ... /anon 1. I'm no good 2. why am i still here 030521 ... Mahayana 1] i unintentionally found out where she works-she moved to Michigan- and here i thought it was still in upper Wisconsin somewhere 2] sort of odd to see your ex's photo online when you are not expecting it especially while searching for volunteering opportunities [but thats life i 'pose... filled with unexpecting people discovering unexpectants] 030521 ... celestias shadow i should really start my homework i can't BELIEVE they postponed the california election! that was the only news in the paper that made me laugh anymore! *growls* bastards.... 030915 ... d.m. 1] I hate you! 2] No not you, him! 040526 ... dries&hardens i don't want to be resented it shouldn't take convincing for you to spend time with me 060527 ... md ...one...God please tell me I am not pregnant.. ...two... ugh.. is my period here yet?!?! 060719 ... RoaulDuke damn tweekers mmmmmm... Sage (see strainsihavesmoked) 060720 ... twentyone 1) don't think about the past or future, just be happy right now. 2) I need to finish one of these 5 books. 081010 ... unhinged 1) should have went home 2) should have said no 081010 ... In_Bloom I'm going to miss my Jimmy Toofus this weekend I need another box of books to read 081011 what's it to you? who go blather from