why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road kx21 A lovely string of Q_As... 010722 ... kx21 Fun & jokey TOE / Stuff around the Black_Holes of U... Tell_me_a_joke about that which is somehow and somewhat new to the web:- Searched the web for Why did the chicken Cross the Road?. Results 11 - 20 of about 102,000. Search took 0.24 seconds. And I will Tell you How wonder you are... 010722 ... baby satan i had a toe. then i ate it. 010722 ... Sol was there a chicken? if it had crossed the road had it? is time a singular moment or a cojoined line of neverending seconds? If time single separate moments must chicken cross back and repeat again to allow for truth to be understood? the willow by the river knows, he knows everything, and he wispers his secrets to the wind 010723 ... kx21 Why did so many people, especially you manage to read the Chicken's Mind? 010723 ... Gollum it was stapled to the monkey 010723 ... DannyH Predestination 010723 ... Casey It's not about whether the chicken crossed. It's if he was successful in stealing the cigarettes from the Ampride across the road. 010723 ... kx21 Given that chicken's Nature/ flavors / body / heart / Mind / soul are not as mysterious, complex than Man... the answers to why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road, is thus a subset of the following answers to why_did_the_Man_cross_the_line / broader:- Habits, Investment, Speculation, Gamble and vaious types of needs such as Physiological Needs, Safety/Order needs, Social (Belongingness and Love) needs, Esteem needs and Self-actualization or supreme_enlightenment... 010724 ... yummychuckle quit searching for deeper meaning. she merely wanted to get to the other side. its always better over there. 010724 ... kx21 ...Only when All Man stopped eating any Chicken... Is that possible? 010724 ... kx21 Year- 2030's answer:- to do blue-sky / basic research or R&D, probably using MS Office 2030 with Chicken's Chip, interface, terminal etc.. 010725 ... Dafremen In the year 2030 the chicken chip has yet to be fully debugged. A random, isolated incident will change the course of it's development forever. In that year a small band of cyborg chicken riot control units equipped with the chicken chip go berserk killing 28 protesters and wounding 5 fellow officers in full riot gear. A follow-up investigation reveals the flaw to be an underlying layer of human thought processes and logic which were subconsciously designed in by the human engineers and programmers. Several years and failures later, they will conclude that human engineers and programmers CANNOT design a purely non-human perception based chicken chip. It is at this time that Corps C is formed. Corps C is a group of th world's most brilliant chicken minds that will be formed in the year 2037 in order to finally perfect the elusive chicken chip, first proposed by physcists some 20 years earlier. It is Corps C's covert efforts on behalf of their fellow chickens that lead to the eventual subjugation of all humans under chicken rule. Ahhh the chicken chip...good stuff Maynard. 010725 ... kx21 Corps C:- A very sensational ploy... Year 2100- S1): Why did the Man leave the Earth? The chicken not only crossed the road, it crossed the lines to capture the men as its slaves... 010725 ... Dafremen Indeed. Hey we're worthless to them as fo0d... what would we be good for? Slaves I guess huh? No way, you think you'd enslave a bunch of cannibals that were 8 times your size? Hell no. Take em out while you got the chance that's what I'd do if I were the chickens, hell that's what WE'D do if we saw this future coming. Oh geezus the humanity...(sob choke horkle chuff) :( (Never been a better time to be a chicken though, wow. 2042 or so is when the plots really started to hatch fast and furious and it was a matter of months before the government's authority was mere puppetry for the human masses. I guess we know why they call them fowl now huh? Sneaky bandy-legged bastages.) 010725 ... mmmBEEFY! they'll have to get past me first 010725 ... mmmmBEEFY! if_the_world_was_ruled_by_cows 010725 ... kx21 why-did_the_chicken_cross_the_road and if_the_world_was_ruled_by_cows are interconnected to form a new and distinct string with Man's Genes, Chicken's flavors; and Cow's MU, a reflection on shamanism and synthesis or a state of enlightenment... A message to Man:- Please watch out the potential Threats and Competitions from Chicken & Cow!!! 010725 ... Dafremen Could this open the way for some sort of Chicken Kow? Do humans stand a chance against an onslaught of such mighty Cantonese dishes if it does?! These and many other questions will be answered in: The Theory_Of_Everything (Coming soon to a value system near you.) 010726 ... kx21 good points... A new & unbelievable String of better Value System or M_religion with Man's Genes, Chicken's flavors, Cow's MU, everything else, and last but not least, your Wisdom and Ignorance... 010726 ... Dafremen I see the Whole Hole holes are all starting to come together. Excellent work my industrious friend! Excellent! 010726 ... kx21 Last sentence should be read as and last but not least, our (i.e. blatherers') Wisdom and Ignorance... 010727 ... kx21 Eureka!!! Chicken Rights given Chicken... Terrorist_Acts given Chicken & worm... 010917 ... Aimee perhaps the chicken didn't exist because the road didn't... 010917 ... birdmad to escape from terrorist_acts in search of its own human_rights 010917 ... baby satan you wanna know why the chicken really crossed the road? alright. i'll tell you. because i told him to. i said, "listen, you little cocksucker. if you don't cross that fucking road right now, i'm gonna rip your nuts off and wash your face with them." his subsequent sprinting was amusing. 011013 ... psychobabe silly 011118 ... gutterbrains to score him some game from the chick peckin at some seed across the street. well he figured, hey i've got some seeds i could put in her pretty little twaddled beak. i'll make her chicken_sweat i'll pack her egghole good, so good. i'll pack it until she doesn't walk funny. 020515 ... stork daddy right...cuz someone was choking it...cuz it was tired of walking on eggshells...cuz it wasn't....umm...cowardly...cuz it was missing gonzo...cuz you can't look both ways without a head...cuz it was following its pecker...cuz the sky is never falling across the street. 020516 ... Ariadani why did the monkey fall out of the tree? 020516 ... tonya had something to do with chicken_sweat i do suppose 020516 ... chickenshit is this supposed to be a classic joke and how did it become this way. before all those creative answers i just read had been thought up, is "to get to the other side" supposed to be funny? you're all laughing at a joke someone thought was sincerely funny with the answer the original person who told it thought up. you should all be ashamed at yourselfs. 020516 ... lobsterman look...the original joke is funny, it's based on the premise of other jokes where there is some clever twist to the road crossing that has to do with the chicken being a chicken, and yet the answer is a simplified response thus surprising people. There is a reason it is the most well known joke in the english language. Newcomers include why did the monkey fall out of the tree. 020516 ... lobsterman like we all think we're clever, but we can't improve on the original which was already an answer to the type of humor we're proposing 020516 ... kx21 Chicken Rights vs Chicken Rices? 020825 ... joke written before bush was president WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? VICE PRESIDENT GORE I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them. GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government needs to let go of strangling the chickens so they can get across the road. SENATOR LIEBERMAN I believe that every chicken has the right to worship their God in their own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in their own way. SECRETARY CHENEY Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself. RALPH NADER Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tire makers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tiremakers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens. PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it - the "other side." Yes, my friends, That chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that. DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. MARL MARX It was an historical inevitability. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping nerve gas on it. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please? LOUIS FARRAKHAN The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. COLONEL SANDERS I missed one? 040408 ... dudeinanigloo Why did the chicken cross the road? To eat deep-fried cat at the chinese restaurant across the street. 040430 ... dudeinanigloo Another question people could ask is why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Just a thought... 040501 ... kx21 * Parallel_sayings * Why did the US / UK Troops _____ the Iraqi prisoners? Given US / UK Troops = Chicken & Road = Iraqi prisoners M_Test:- ____ = ? Hint:- * Scary_parallels * 040501 ... ??? * Nake * Unimaginable_ferocity !!! 040501 ... thieums dudeinanigloo: some chicken are anticonformists, and even if the chicken society as a whole crosses the road, they will not cross it and die as free, lonely, anticonformist chicken. 040501 ... ....... Why_NOT? Given * Sadistic_abuses * 040501 ... kx21 *** * Why Chicken, but NOT hedgehog...? *** M Hint:- Let Chicken = hedgehog 040502 ... ??? * why_did_the_hedgehog_cross_the_road * 040502 ... ... *** The taste of 'Surprises' *** http://www.superstringtheory.com/forum/dualboard/messages12/249.html 040511 ... e.g. Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability. 040511 ... :) Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature. 041013 ... e_o_i The chicken did not really cross the road. It was too chicken. 050806 ... oren There was a shiny object over_there. 060305 ... Bricks because penis 060305 ... Cat H5N1... 060306 ... *Amy* what`s with the zeppeling song? 060306 ... three words why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road needed tradgedy 060721 what's it to you? who go blather from