questions_for_daffy Aimee 1) If train a is 2 miles long and going 60 miles per hour in a SSW direction at 5:16pm on a Tuesday and train b is 1.359miles long and traveling at about 98 miles per hour going in a NNW direction at 5:18pm on a Rainy Thursday in July.... will this increase my chances of getting a blue beetle with a flower vase and a moonroof? 2)What have you been up to lately? 3)What's changed in your life since last we talked? 4.)You doing okay? 5.)Why don't you have AIM or MSN messenger? 6.)ummmm yeah... so who have you picked for the world series? 7.)If you could change one thing in your life, what would it be? 8.)ummmm... wanna come see me git hitched? lol then again that's a question open to all blatherers... 020419 ... Dafremen 1. No. Unless one of the passengers on train b is delayed due to rain and also happens to be on his way to pick up the last blue beetle with a flower vase and a moonroof. Then you may be in luck. Especially since said gentlemen would need to travel due East to get to the Volkswagen dealer from his house not North by Northwest. 2. I have been learning how to fish for dollars as a vendor. It's a LOT like fishing for bass. Cept it's people and the shiny stuff they like to take doesn't smell like catfish guts and new playdoh. 3. The last time we talked was when? Does the Daffy blather count? If not, I have found my new career path, I've been reintroduced to my family and surprise surprise...they sort of like me...some of the time. I found God, but not Christianity surprisingly. God says hi and he's all around you but just doesn't feel like talking. And no, he's not gunna stop us from screwing up and being miserable because it's YOUR life and what fun would THAT be if he did all the driving? I've now had Negra Modelo fresh from the brewery and my left toenail has a bruise in it that looks like a silhouette of the Olsen twins. (One from the side, the other from 3/4 view.) 4. YES! Life gets better everyday chicklette. Really it does. Yea, being 5 bucks from broke everday is scary as hell, but scary and secure go hand in hand and damn if it doesn't feel good when I have a mere 20 bucks in my pocket after being dead broke. I wake up every morning early as hell (don't hafta...wanta) admire the sunrise for a half a moment and my family for the next 23+ hours. I'm free and no longer a wage or salary slave. Oh and guess what? I'm doing great! 5. I have msn Messenger but I am not signed up. I have AIM but I'm only able to get on the internet via cyber cafe. So I'm pretty much SOL when it comes to custom software that they don't have. Fortunately they DO have Quake2 and I remind them who's the top Q2 dog in town every few days or so. 6. I'm sorry Aimee. I don't really follow sports unless its boxing or hockey and I don't really follow, I just watch. I love to play. Played football in high school, but it's just boring to watch. (My opinion of course, some folks are fascinated.) Wait I take that back...Junkyard Wars was a sport last time I checked and I was addicted as hell to that. Anyhow, competition for its own sakes makes me yawn. 7. If I could change one thing in my life...right now...it would be to have started the business that I am starting now...back when I was making $2200 every two weeks. The capital would have made this much easier to do. As it is...we're just following my plan and watching everything grow. Like I said...it's scary and fascinating all at the same time. And did I mention.. I'm doing great! : ) 8. Congratulations blatherina, who's the lucky schmuck? I'd love to see you get hitched. I'm in Mexico...where's the nuptials gunna be? 020419 ... Aimee Iron Mountain, MI... either september 1st, or sometime a year from june... September would be me and Logan eloping... 020419 ... Aimee 9) 'nother question: is your e-mail address that which is attached to your name, correct? 020419 ... Dafremen 9. Yes it is. I rarely check it anymore. But I´ll start. 020420 ... Aimee i just totally e-mailed you... 020420 ... Dafremen Wow...like...totally co0l. : ) 020420 ... Dafremen I can´t get to my emailaccount? : ( 020422 ... Dafremen My email is broken Aimee. Sorry.: ( 020425 ... Aimee it's okay daffy.... i just thought you were ignoring me.. :) any other e-mail accounts i can send to? 020425 ... Daria Here i am, back to the sick questions. 1)What's your opinion of futons? (ok, that sucks, my perverted mind has gone for a little rest, thank god)(I just saved you from major embarrasment) 020426 ... R will you do 'insights into pisces'? 020426 ... Dafremen Aimee - try dafremen@gnarf.net Daria- 1. Ok now THAT was f*cking offensive..Lady/Do0d/whatever you are. In case you hadn´t stopped to ponder the possibility, there ARE kids on this site whose parents almost CERTAINLY don´t want them being exposed to your SICK TWISTED idea of humor.. Futons indeed...Ewwww! Yes I do. I think they´re cool looking and comfortable. (Course I´ve slept on the floor for the last 12 years, that might explain why.) R - 1. Yes, it´s in the works and will in fact be next along with Insight_Into_Leo and Insight_Into_Taurus. P.S. Cheer up, you rock!: ) 020426 ... Daria i feel so much better to know that I've offended somebody. I am comfotable on futons too, but my last matteress was ancient(meaning it was gold and avacado) 020430 ... Dafremen With the big Daisy and Black Eyed Susan prints? Ewww...niiiice. 020430 ... Dafremen So...anything else folx? 020430 ... Arwyn do you enjoy the fact that Microsoft metaphorically fucks it's customers up the proverbial ass on a daily basis? 020430 ... Daria Just metaphoricaly? Dont mess with my spelling. 020520 ... Dafremen Microsoft is an interesting subject. On the one hand, I am deeply indebted to Bill Gates for putting a PC on my desk at work. How else would I get so much free Internet time? On the other hand, he´s a flim flam man with a hand full of duckets and let´s face it, he does like to doink his customers in the po0per to the cha-ching sound of the cash register. 020607 ... Aimee Daffy, I'm just starting a job that's got me freaking out majorly. I'm working for this "vacuum cleaner" company that requires me to go into people's homes in order to demonstrate said "vacuum". It's actually a really cool product, it's just the having to go into other people's homes. I'm terrified about it. I don't want to invade people's privacy and I DON'T want to go into their houses in the first place. I'm terrified of people. I've had too many bad experiences (1 rape, 3 sexual assaults (1 just a week ago), 3 abusive boyfriends and countless numbers of friends who have screwed me over), and I've been spending the last few days just crying about what I need to do. I spent an hour crying today alone! All these past experiences have seriously just fucked me up psychologically, and I'm terrified of strangers I'm sure by now you're wondering, why the hell did you apply for this job? Well that's simple, I didn't know what the job required when I applied, all the ad said was, "would you like to make $2,000 a month or more?" under the heading of customer service so I figured it was answering phones, filing and crap like that. But now that it's me going into their homes alone, I'm scared out of my mind. During the training I had so many doubts about myself, but I just told myself it'll go away, and it's only increased. I figured I could get through it just by acting, but I don't think I can. My fiance keeps telling me that I don't have to do it, but how can i quit now that he's going back to school so soon? We need the money to make rent every month and I just don't know what to do. I saw an ad for a musician's position and I've applied, cause lord knows that's what I really want to do with my life, but how could I just quit like this, and leave the company high and dry? I'm terrified daffy, and i need some serious advice, not just the sarcastic and lighthearted stuff I normally ask for. So Please please please daffy (or anyone else) help me out!!! 020727 ... phil today 020729 ... Aimee okay, never mind... I quit 020730 ... Dafremen If you've been sexually assaulted, a door-to-door sales job is not a good idea. I'd say for females and effeminate men in general it's a bad idea. You wanna know what I'd like to see you try Aimee? I'd like you to try your hand in the kitchen (this is NOT a sexist remark in any way shape or form.) I have a sneaking hunch that if you really gave it a shot, you'd make an excellent chef. By the way, don't be afraid of people dear. They are, for the most part, harmless. I have this look I can give most people that preempts violent action and it turns out, most of them are just as afraid of rejection and violence as you are. The vast majority of them also harbor feelings of inadequacy regardless of how well they hide them. They are weak, you be strong and you will have nothing to fear from them. Even the predators prefer easy prey. 020927 ... Aimee daffy, this isn't so much a question, but I just wanted to tell you that I'm gonna have a baby next august.... I don't know gender or anything (way too early to tell), but I thought that might cheer up any bad part of a day you might be having... :) e-mail me sometime.. 030102 ... minnesota_chris hey congratulations! I know you've been wanting one for awhile. 030102 ... dafremen I got your email, and again...congratulations. Treat this like what it is, your only shot to raise him/her right. Be firm (I'm sure you will) when appropriate and coddle when necessary(no doubt there will be plenty of that too.) Remember what you're doing lady...you're not having YOUR baby...you're adding a life to this society that you will have to live in when you're old and gray. Remember that aand raise your kid(s) to be the kind of people that you would want society to be made of...k? I'm very happy for you. I'm sure you'll make a fine mother. 030214 what's it to you? who go blather from