police_experiences guitar_freak EVERYONE!!! write your experiences with the police here! I bet some are just as scary, as funny, and just plain as absurd as some of mine ~ I was riding in the backseat of a friends car. Three of us (all under 18) were at a wedding so we had on nice fancy dresses. My friend had his 15 year old sister driving and she didn't have her license. He (18 yrs old) was in the passenger seat because we were going to smoke some weed. So he and I got stoned as fuck, with his sister driving around town. She started swerving the car looking for her turn. As luck would have it a cop pulled us over. It just happened to be the state patrol. So the 18yr old shoved his pot in his sock and we all hoped for the best. The cop came up to the window and stuck his head in. The first words out of his mouth were, "Who has been smoking marajuana?" We all just sortof looked at him with a blank stare. He ordered all of us out of the car and proceeded to search it. He found a bunch of drug paraphenalia. So that sucked ass!! (The reason he acually pulled us over was because the tail lights weren't working) The driver lied and said that she didn't have her license because she had no pockets in her dress. The cop believed it. They checked the 18yr olds mouth and eyes and asked if he was the one smoking. He said he had a few cigarettes. They gave us two tickets. Drug paraphenalia and no brake lights. Then he said that he didn't care if we smoked pot at home, but that we shouldn't smoke it around town. He said that he was forced to give us a ticket although he really didn't have anything against stoners. How ironic is that? ~ I was skateboarding in the street. The very side of the road had a lot of gravel and rocks, so I skated closer to the cars. Cars had to slow and go around me but I didn't really give a fuck. They should give us a place to skate anyways. Well, there was an accident up ahead and so a cop who was on his way pulled me over. He said that I had to skate on the sidewalk because I could get hit by a car. Then he started lecturing me on skateboard safety. All of this made sense to me, until he got stupid. He said that he could give me a ticket if I went over 30mph on my skateboard. I laughed so hard right in his face. I mean, 30mph on a skateboard? I wasn't even on a hill or anything. The bad part was that he was serious. He got pissed and started lecturing even more on going over the speed limit on my skateboard. I could hardely contain my laughter. Soon after he let me off with a warning. I was just like, what a waste of money. damn 001110 ... sarpedon Hey, Makisupa policeman Policeman came to my house 001110 ... Barrett Too many, all far too long. But the one thing I've learned, "yes, sir," "no, sir" "thank you sir" 001110 ... guitar_freak what is makisupa? yes sir works wonders, yet I love saying no to cops 001111 ... sabbie i had an aquaintance who was a policeman and i didnt see him for a few years and the next time i did see him he was wearing this weird druids-robe thing and had an intense hard stare. and i asked him how he had been and he replied that he had had a big breakdown and a big messy divorce and some major surgery and he wasnt a cop anymore. and he glared at me, and it seemed like he was blaming me for at least some of it, and i felt like a animal in headlights, or at least a little girl who had been caught doing something very very bad. and i twisted my fingers behind my back and i tried really really hard to think of something to say. and couldnt come up with anything at all 001111 ... Tank i went to my bar last night and it just so happened that there was a cop party. i didn't know cop's had groupie ho's too... i guess every 'profession' has them... they were dancing and the bar doesn't have a dancing licence, so technically they could have arrested themseves... it was hilarious, but it wouldn't have been funny at all had they known... 001112 ... birdmad before the city outlawed it, everybody (and i mean damn near EVERYBODY) used to cruise Central Avenue here in Phoenix. On one of the last and busiest nights before the crackdown, We were just pulling out of Charlie's down on the southside and we had a big bag of weed in the car. Just before we got back onto Central, the blue lights flashed and we got pulled over. We saw his face and panicked because recognized his face...he was in the pocket of someone we (grudgingly) did business with. One of the guys in the back was damn near pissing himslf, afraid we might get done in, but this guy was easygoing enough, preferring to confiscate our stash for himself. four hours later (because it took that long to get from Broadway to Bethany through the throngs of family cars lowriders and hotrods that were out on the streets and the old drive-in diners along the Avenue) we found him passed out in his own driveway, his car reeking of the percentage of our stash he had smoked. Quietly, quickly we reached into the window and snatched back the remainder, leaving a mixed bag of oregano and the cheapest shittiest weed we could lay our hands on and a box of dunkin donuts to sign the offering. he never rousted us again, but did cause us a few minor headaches here and there 001112 ... startfires when i was in high school my best friend sold all kinds of drugs and i went to meet him in the parking lot before school for a half-gram of meth. (i dont do that anymore! i know its so stupid! i apologize for my stupidity!) so we were sitting in his car in the parking lot and he handed me the bag and i started cutting out a line. he started to light a cigarette and just then a cop walked up to the car. matt was like "Oh shit put that away!" and i crumpled the bag up in my hand. the cop took us inside the school and put us in the principal's office. we knew we were going to get searched since matt had got caught smoking. so, not wanting to waste my 40 dollar investment and also not wanting to get arrested, i ate it, bag and all. chewed it up and swallowed it. i didnt get caught and i didnt sleep for two days. 001113 ... *spoons* I WAS going to write my horrifying police experience but SOMEONE already did :P but thats ok i guess i still think I got us pulled over by the coolest state trooper's you'll ever meet. 001227 ... guitar_freak you got that DAMN right! 001227 ... *spoons* Once when i was watching Jay Leno why i dunno and he read this newspaper article of how like a lot marijuana was found growin on at an airport and so the cops burn't it to dispose of it and later there was reports made of the cops stumbling around the airport laughing uncontrollably no why would they wanna go and do that hehehe 001227 ... g isn't that cool as hell though? I mean you call the cops and report weed fields and they burn it all. I think there is some conspiracy here.. 010107 ... guitar_freak dude Guitar_freak!! not g man I'm such a burnout sometimes 010107 ... Thyartshallshant I was on the phone with the hotline counciler, and i was feeling soooo much better. She was soooo nice. Then I stood up and looked out my window, and there were two police cars there. I almost shit myself. I started freaking out and she told me that it was ok and everything was fine. So i grabbed the portable and walked outside. As i was walking down my walkway inside my fenced property, i looked over to see the two cops trying to jump my fence. My dogs were vicious and wouldnt let them. Im surprised they didnt shoot them. I directed them to where i was and when they walked up, they just stood there, not saying anything. So i said "So why are you here?" at a lack of better words. The cop said "Were just here to check upon your safty." I didn't really liked the way that sounded, but when they asked to come inside the house, i let them. They asked me what had happend that night, and i told them. They asked if i had left a note and i showed it to them. The whole time they acted very smug, i didnt like that either. They said I was a "potential threat to myself an others", and that i had to go with them sence my dad wasnt home and there was nobody to watch me and be with me that night. They told me to gather up some things, like my keys, my wallet, and a jacket. They put me in the back of that police car and drove me the 40 miles through the winding mountains to the hospital where they kept me while my dad drove from L.A to get there. I'll never forget any of that. I still wear the month old admittance wristband they put on me. I guess im a little afriad of cutting it off. 010107 ... kelli crane me and my girlfriend were drinking tequila in venice beach Ca since about 11:00 am. We took a cab from her house to mine in Sherman Oaks later on that day, wasted! We decided to go to my friends house in Hollywood and I decided to drive My 3000 GT, through the canyons. Well, neither one of us remember the canyon, but when we got on to Sunset, We both had open containers. I had a corona between my legs and so did she. Not only that but a few empties in the back seat and an open 12 pack in between her feet on the floorboard of the car. We had the windows down blasting "Cowboys from Hell" Pantera when all of the sudden two motorcycle cops come right up beside me. Close enough to see EVERYTHING that was going on in the car. He pulled me over I was standing on sunset with a bottle of Corona and platform heels on trying not to fall over. He asked me a bunch of questions, like "are you drunk."? I said "no sir, I am not" and just as I said that my girlfriend flips her head out of the car waving her corona bottle yelling "but I sure the fuck am!" I thought this is it just cuff me here. I flirted I was sweet I tried so hard to act sober. Then I told him I had an issue of Hustler in the car that I did. He looked at it, asked me to sign it, and told me "if you go to the right and throw that beer out in the trash can, I'll let you go" I said "okay, but that's to the left not the right" He said "Don't push it" and let me go. I was very lucky that night. Lucky I didn't go to jail and even more lucky I didn't kill someone in the process. I don't make it a habit to drink and drive. This was Three years ago. 020125 ... thedude racist cop all on top my darker friend I had the j he had to pay my skin is a sin 020303 ... Blather police Ok everybody, against the wall, Ill be taking that green tabaco of yours, thank you. 020303 ... Blatherpatient No, don't take that, it's for medicinal purposes! 110604 ... Blather patient No, don't take that, it's for medicinal purposes! 110604 ... ever dumbening popped in zenyatta, fired up a fatty, and kicked it. THAT is my police experience. 110604 what's it to you? who go blather from