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bijou 1989 mazda 323. the front is wrecked, the windshield is cracked from when our pit bull's head hit it in the wreck (he's fine. he's always been a little slow. put your animals in the back seat when they're riding.) it's missing a window on the passenger side, to accompany the missing cd player and speakers. the radiator leaks green stuff and smoke, the engine leaks black stuff and smoke, it has a misfits sticker on the back window. $100. it runs good. no title. 011116
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erin the luftwaffe popsicle. swf seeking swm that likes white lillies and rough sex. will travel. 011116
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paste! i live in arizona 011116
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niki cool band stickers for my new car

she (the car) needs a little something
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TalviFatin Good breeding material. Will travel within 200 miles. Must keep good hygiene.
Respond to RiotPoof27@hotmail.com
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SuicidalAngel Let me tell you 'bout my car Nikki and maybe give you some ideas for yours.. I have glow stars all over, although most of them have fallen off the ceiling, they stick the the windows nice. I have one of those little guyz that bob thier head on the dash, it's an iguana named G. I have a Spongebob Squarpants air freshener that smells like fire balls. I have a frog and a kitty hanging stuffed animals that hang from the back of the front seats. I also have buttons on the ceiling, like bad kitty, blink 182, powerpuff girls, monkeys, and other various sayins. I bought them from Hot Topic. I have pictures of my friends on the ceiling, like on the sides cuz they slide into the side.. whatever, and stickers on the back window ..they are Linkin Park, Staind, Blink 182, It's 4:19 got a minut?, Tool, and System of a down, I plan to get more. I have a black steering wheel cover that has little monkeys on it and various other objects I can't think of right now. I dont know if that helps you any, but therez some ideas. 011118
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niki i really like the pictures on the ceiling idea!!!! i also like the stars idea!
i have a hawaiian theme in my car...seat covers, a lei and a hula guy that sways
I got some flag stickers the other day to show my patriotism...go me
thanks for the ideas!!!
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her for sale:
girl who's so fickle that she will love you one minute and hate you the next
goes to college just for her mom
obsessed with music
short blue hair
glasses optional (but only traded for contacts)
skinny, full of fading scars
sighs a lot
giggles at things that don't make sense
diagnosed manic depressive (fun at parties!)
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SuicidalAngel Hey Niki sorry for spellin your name wrong! Hawaiian theme sounds cute! I've seen those lil men before too, but if I get any more bobbing head things, I'll look too freakish. My car is so fluffy and girly now, it's funny. I'm really am not a girly girl at all, but I dont care, it's fun that way! 011120
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niki no sweat on the name...everyone spells it wrong
yeah...i'm not a girlie girl either...but everyone needs a hawaiian bobbing doll...no exceptions
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ClairE Known way to escape the clutches of blather. 011128
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the eye for sale:
(scratched and dented)
guy who might flinch when girl changes her mind from love to hate and (hopefully) back again but won't run away

goes to work to avoid reverting to a life of crime

obsessed with music

short red/black hair
glasses optional

not particularly skinny, full of fading scars

sighs and says "hmm" a lot, occasionally growls.
makes jokes out from obscure references and hides in corners to avoid being seen (fun at parties!)
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not god found:
in the guyandotte area, near the abandoned train trestle, one spooked pomeranian, see-through with a red dot on its forehead, with name tag on collar
that says "mornckton".
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bijou EVERYTHING MUST GO!

Garage Sale. Saturday. I need to pay my heart's outstanding bills.
A cracked up compass and a pocket watch, some plastic daffodils,
the cutlery and coffee cups i stole from all night restaurants

a sense of wonder (only slightly used)
a year or two to haunt you in the dark

a wage-slave forty-hour work week (weighs a thousand kilograms,
so bend your knees) comes with a free fake smile
for all your dumb demands

the cordless razor that my father bought
when i turned seventeen
a puke green sofa, the outline to
a complicated dream
of dignity, and a laugh (too loud and too long)
for a place where awkward belongs

or a phone call from far away
with a hi how are you today

and a sign that recovery come to broken ones. Or Best Offer.

(ahem. the Weakerthans)
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eric with a k free to a good home:

WOOT!
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ClairE All blathes are want_ads. 011211
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Grievance how sorrowfully true.

:: Wanted ::
One never ceasing soul. Nicks and scars are acceptable. Intensity {is the} (to) catch.
Trade in for one fallen, but once beautiful. (only allowed recourse is rebuiding, it's a classic)
If you happen to fall, love your hope.
call:
(#^7)199-tear
::
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ever dumbening Wanted:

A non-Oprah-Winfrey-based system of spirituality and motivation that doesn't blow cotton candy up my ass but puts it in my mouth.

blang blang, and that is whack
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shiva sex please. 011211
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ClairE I'll second that. 011212
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ClairE I_want_to_be_found. 011216
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ClairE I think I lost my soul in here. Dignity?

*calls down dark corridor*

Sanity?
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Katy Sanity is highly overrated, as is sleep, food and fresh air. 021004
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squint wanted:

good earphones that last, can endure the rough handling, can get loud enough that it turns into silence and pain, goes into ears like earbuds but have a head thingamajig, don't make ears sore, block out background noise.

I will find these some day.

another:
wanted:

a reason to wake up smiling.
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kingsuperspecial I want hope back

it's somewhere around the bar I was at last night, or maybe where I asked out the girl that never called back, or near the place I gave up on the idea of love, or maybe I lost it when my parents gave up taking care of me in favor of making themselves happy, or where my innocense met it's cold, mechanical ending?

I wonder when life, for all it's jumping on me with both feet, is going finally break my spirit?
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kingsuperspecial or maybe it's where my ability to spell words correctly met it's cold, mechanical ending ... ? 021004
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Ter hey kingsuperspecial you sound a lot like a future me. In annother five years i prolly could've written that, 040328
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megan wanted:
a promise that lasts.
040329
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meg WANTED
~~~~~~~

One Rain Man.

If found please deliver him to believe_in_miracles2000@hotmail.com

Thanks.

Reward, umm? Me? And umm chocolate?
040329
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Death of a Rose a purpose, a goal.

new or used

oh and some ladies as well.
040330
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nemo rainbow brite shoelaces
a 1978 toaster
two scoops of banana pecan icecream
mcdonnalds hotweels toy
040330
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Syrope stickers :)

oh and then the easy stuff...
new knees & ankles (new back, too!)
artistic or musical talent
someone to hold hands with
more hours per day
motivation & depth
040331
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kipper One retarded savant, full of love for all things mathematical, turns of a card a speciality. Must go to good home, not house broken but faithful and is willing to be hemetically sealed. 040401
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dudeinanigloo Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets is a plus, as is having an open-minded twin sister. 040430
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kookaburra i want:
you to go away...it doesnt matter how ugly you are, for you will be absent...
pleas dont call, it will ruin the moment
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??? * TOE21k:) * 040430
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Jess Well then, here you are:
Come to Gerrard's Monkey's gig!
Wednesday at what time at don't know!
But it's at the boot and shoe in Ackworth!
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Jess Well thanks for turning up!
All those none of you!
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spiffy freedom. 040805
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... wanted:
a hit man.
target: kx21.
040806
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falling_alone WANTED:

more time
040807
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anne-girl WANTED (no, change that to required (add an absolutely too)) :
Nothing.
Large quantities needed
Preferable in original packaging with manufacturer's warranty
New or used
Will pay in kind

040807
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r3v0lut10n wanted:
to push the big red button to explode everything
at least inside my head...
041010
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god for sale:
1980 amc spirit,82,000 mi. silver w/ red cloth interior. backs of both fron seats broken off, no exhaust system, needs brakes, tires, side window. both leaf springs broken. runs good. make offer.
041011
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Deomis WANTED: Shotgun targets; free sweatshirts! Great medical plan. pays $10 an hour

WANTED: Someone to feed my sharks
call 531-2468 for details
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junkmail Wanted:

U N I V E R S I T Y D I P L O M A S
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X S baggage im wanted :-) by someone, i just dont know it yet 041206
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Farool WANTED:

An ear far away. Some nice person to listen to all of the things that happened to me. Don't be afraid to interrupt and speak your mind.

FOR SALE:

An ear far away. I like to think I'm a fairly nice person and I have been known to soak up sorrows like a sponge. Afraid of denial and big dogs.

One young emo kid, free to a good home. Responds to 'Teddy', 'Yeti', and 'F'rooohl!'

Cracked up compass and a pocket watch. Some plastic daffodils.
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Farool For the above send inquires to farool1337@gmail.com 051114
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zeke WANTED: steinberger L2 bass original arced leg post. NOTE: not the Y shaped folding post. 051114
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(_) f'roolh, am not motivated enough to send an inquiry, but will listen. live in CA. is that far enough away? am broody, geeky, and self-deprecating girl, although not emo. afraid of old age, falling, and an absence of oatmeal/secrets/humor.

as payment for service would like fake daffodils and/or lessons in any branch of geekery in which you possess considerable skill.
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(_) f'roolh, am not motivated enough to send an inquiry, but will listen. live in CA. is that far enough away? am broody, geeky, and self-deprecating girl, although not emo. afraid of old age, falling, and an absence of oatmeal/secrets/humor.

as payment for service would like fake daffodils and/or lessons in any branch of geekery in which you possess considerable skill.
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nom blather wants ads

blather demands it

you must obey blather
051114
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falling_alone season tickets to the opera.
and perhaps someone to go with.
jeez. they aren't that bad.
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Farool (_), where do I send my inquiries? 051114
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(_) estarocks@yahoo.com 051115
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