barbie silentbob Let's settle all our problems with a big cone of low-fat diet sugar-free yogurt!! we don't want to get fat, now, do we girls? 001212 ... splinken true dat 001212 ... daanuh Saturday Night Holocoust DeadKennedys ... now i want your perfect barbie-doll lips and i want your perfect barbie-doll eyes slip my fingers down your barbie-doll dress up and down your spandex ass if i lit a match for you you'd melt before my eyes c'mere my pretty glow-worm you look so fine to dance with me the fly-eye lights are throbbin' i'm burning up the floor whirling twirling close my eyes no faces judging me ... Jello is a amazing 001217 ... psychobabe lithium barbiedoll i am 010922 ... Aimee my room mate has a sick obsession with barbie she thinks is cute... it's not.. it's fucking gay, and plus she fancies herself a witch and has all these wicca books.. but they all suck!! seriously.. i have 3 books back home that kick the ass of her 15. fucking poser 010923 ... psychobabe damn right aimee, let your anger out :) 010923 ... jestification why must i stand on my toes? perfect smile and skin-tight clothes cinched waist, no cunt to piss with a stamp on my ass little girls worship me, but that'll never come to pass but at last........ i'm turning over a new loaf i'm eating dry toast i'm wearing slippers on my fat feet, i have cellulite. bitterness barbie, she aint smillin' bitterness barbie, she ain't stylin' bitterness barbie, boobs are saggin' bitterness barbie, ass is draggin' what if i had a mastectomy? would they bu a one-titted barbie? with whiskers, clogged up pores you know they'd take me out of the stores kids don't like me, moms are mad. i'm going off the market 'cause i look so sad. female pattern baldness befell barbie wigs, so no one can tell a barbie with age spots, well i never. vericose veings would sure be clever 'pluck my eyebrows,' barbie today shave my toes and back today imagine if my eyes were crossed or if my hair was grey and coarse with a sneer on my face and a stain on my panties a hairy crotch, an extra nipple!............................ 'bitterness barbie' ----- Lunachicks 011207 ... ClairE No one likes the minority ones. Even less the brown_haired ones. The favorite was always the newest. 011207 ... Annie111 I loved Barbie and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I had five, three were blonde, one was Greek, and one was Black. I never had Kens until i was eight, (i was deprived) so i used to dress one of the barbies up like a guy. It was rather strange. I hated baby dolls, and playing mother, but I loved Barbie. She was pure sex. She was grownup, she could do stuff baby dolls couldn't. She could walk and talk and smile. It didn't matter that she was unproportioned and anorexic, none of those things meant anything to me when I was a kid. She just dressed up and had fun all the time, and punched people (at least, when I played). Barbie is what you make her. 011207 ... whoknows barbie and ken had sex when i played with them. you know you made them do it too! 011207 ... jon Barbie's I'd like to see: Poppin' Pills Barbie (comes with commode) Knocked-up Barbie (comes with pickle jar and cookie dough) White Trash Barbie (Double-wide Trailer sold separately) Pro-wrestling Barbie (Slimy Manager Ken sold separately) Suicide Barbie (with razor blade - Sawed-off shotgun sold separately, license required) Busy Barbie (comes with babies ages 1,2,3,4, and 5) Inflatable Barbie (not recommended for children) 011207 ... jon Hooker Barbie (Comes with cigarettes and condoms.) Slut Barbie (Comes with bedroom eyes and tight-fitting clothes.) Easy Barbie (Comes already drunk and half naked.) Multi-orgasmic Barbie (Comes with Ken, constantly.) Dead Barbie (Comes with gurney and bloody sheets.) Playboy Bunny Barbie (Comes with airbrush kit. Ken Hefner doll sold separately.) Overweight Barbie (Comes with razor blade and too many sleeping pills. Sawed-off shotgun sold separately.) 011208 ... jon Vulcan Barbie (Logical, yet sexy. And check out those cute ears!) 011208 ... ClairE I would like to see a drunk_Barbie. 011210 ... tonya axe weilding homicidal maniac barbie alien barbie (pops out of kens chest) porn-star barbie (comes with extra plastic up front) Ken "hedgehog" Jeremy sold separately Junkie barbie (comes with rubber tube needle and spoon) trackmarked ken and skipper sold separately crackhead barbie (comes with pipe and torch, babrie crackhouse playset sold separately) religious conservative republican barbie - so prissy she has no genitalia or anus - oh wait, art imitates life already, hey. taliban barbie - anyone caught trying to see whats under the sheet will be beaten or shot 011211 ... DiSpLaCeD Bi-Polar Barbie (comes with 1 months supply of prozac and Rx slips) 020621 ... god double_anal_double_vaginal_barbie 020621 ... Ken I have to get out of this nuthouse. I am going crazy. I'm going to go to Circus City to get the new plug for the toaster. 020925 ... devalis My mom always said that Barbie must be a drug dealer. She doesn't have a real job, I mean, it's just recently that she's been a nurse and an astronaut and who belives that, really? She's just got the clothes, it's all a big scam. I was never really big on Barbie. I had a little brother who liked to use my few Barbie dolls as action figures. He had one of those mini-wrestling rings and he would have Macho-Man Randy Savage in one hand and one of my Barbies in the other and then he's do the voices and be like "Oh, Barbie, you hit me, I'm gonna have to rip your head off!". In the end all of my Barbies were either head-less or neck-less. 020925 ... megan Retarded Barbie (comes with wheelchair, home nurse sold seperately). 021219 ... yep there already is a barbie in a wheel chair 021219 ... megan sarcastic barbie (bites ur head off no matter what u say....) 021220 ... reason Yeah, straight guys do like barbie. No girl has to look like this doll. I was naturally attracted to her and not GI Joe nor Ken you see. In truth, GI Joe is in reality also a doll. I don't judge any girl by any toy. It's only a thing of fantasy. I've never had any doubt of my masculinity since just when a very little boy. This toy is not suited for everyone. If you don't like her then that's okay. However, to some of us this doll has provided hours of fun. That's all for now that I have got to say. 030923 ... thespacebetween i am barbie i am scared of the masses maybe ill run... 031125 ... elsa my sister and i used to play with barbies, back when it was innocent and we got mad if our brother pulled their heads off. there would be a bunch of the girls, from pochahontess (sp?) to jasmin, and they would all be competing for the one ken that we had. Even though they were all exactly the same, we would deem one the prettiest and one the ugliest. The prettiest was a cocky bitch who assumed that ken would choose her, just cuz she knew that she looked the best. The ugliest was the nicest and ken always picked her. The prettiest would break them up and if we had thought of it she probably would have killed the ugly one. But we didn't think of that. So ken was always able to be with the nice, ugly one. too bad real life doesn't work the same way. the pretty one, no matter how bitchy will be chosen. and the ugly one will have to stand back and do dishes and run the country. i made a ducktape barbie and let the boys at school rape her. 031208 ... elegance Our Barbies were crackhead streetwhores who we took in to our "hospital" telling them they were going to have better lives and then chopped them up and performed various horrible, life-threatning surgeries on them, cross breeding them with animals and the like. It's amazing what interesting shapes crackhead street whores make when you hold a lighter to them. It's a pity you can't do this in real life. 040615 ... witchesrequiem I want to be her....the bitch has everything! 040615 ... AnnaVonKickass barbie can't pogo anymore 041109 ... oren Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. 060507 ... peyton Or Octavia. Or whatever the fuck you said. The illusion is perfect. You are the sweetest poison. I didn't drink, but the desire was there. This one is for you. You danced to it. You weren't hiding your fangs at all. My kind of killer. Rev 22:20 Puscifer Don't be aroused, by my confession Unless you don't give a good Goddamn about redemption I know Christ is comin', so am I And you would too if the sexy devil caught your eye She'll suck you dry But still you'll cry, to be back in her bosom To do it again She'll make you weak And mourn and cry, to be back in her bosom To do it again (Pray) Til I go blind (Pray) Cause nobody ever survives Prayin' to stay in your arms just until I can die a little longer Satyrs and saints, devils and heathens and lies She'll eat you alive Jesus is risen, it's no surprise Even he would martyr his mama to ride to hell between those thighs The pressure is building, at the base of my spine If I gotta sin to see her again then I'm gonna lie and lie and lie She'll make you cry I'll sell my soul, to be back in your bosom Gladly now please suck me dry And still you'll cry, to be back in her bosom To do it again (Pray) Til I go blind (Pray) Cause nobody ever survives Prayin' to stay in her arms just until I can die a little longer Satyrs and saints, devils and heathens and lies She'll eat you alive My pulse has been rising My temples are pounding The pressure is so overwhelming and building So steady they're fretting I'm ready to blow What is she what is she what is she waiting for? (Pray) Pray til I go blind (Pray) Pray cause no one ever survives Prayin' to stay in her arms just to die longer Satyrs and saints, devils and heathens and lies She'll eat you alive 101203 what's it to you? who go blather from