you_may_be_human_garbage_if dafremen DISCLAIMER: Having been raised feral from the age of 2 until the age of 7..I know a thing or two about animal behavior. Without toys, we played with sticks, rocks and rubbish...so I also consider myself something of an expert on garbage. Finally, during that time, I was fortunate enough to NOT have been raised by adult members of (shamefully) my own Homo Sapiens species for the early formative years of my childhood. That made me REALLY good at distinguishing human beings [like my brother and sister who, like myself were also innocent and only VERY slightly tainted by the human insanity infection..at first] from human monsters infected with the insanity that is passed on from parent to child generation after generation. That said, you're ALL a bunch of fucking aliens as far as I'm concerned and always have been. EVERY SO ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE, I meet a person who has either VISITED my beautiful home planet of Earth, or...even MORE rarely..I meet someone who was actually raised there. These people greet me with open hearts and minds. These people are my brothers and sisters...and although they have their wounds and scars (don't we all?) from walking through this emotional meatgrinder, still they control their automated defense responses, smile and give me the best that they have in their hearts. You should find them if you haven't already. They could teach you a thing or two. Me? I'm just as likely to knock your head off with a baseball bat these days. Stay away from me..as much as it disgusts me, I have become you...concentrated. Thanks. If you'll watch somebody fumble for 3 pennies at the register because inconveniencing others is a hobby of yours..then you just might be H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE. If you see someone signaling a lane change and speed up so that they can't get in (in front of YOU), rather than maintaining speed or slowing down a touch..then you MAY be H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE. If you'll take your time coming out of the parking space because you know someone is waiting for it..then you just might be H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE. If you'll find every opportunity to sneak off and slack while everyone else is working their asses off trying to get things done...then you just might be H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE. If you'll randomly insult some person's clothing, body shape, skin color, hair type, food tastes, music preference...etc etc..to their face just to make your friends laugh at their expense..then YOU ARE H-U-M-A-N GARBAGE. If you're the kind of asshole that goes from nice person to nice person taking advantage and scooping favors..even though you could give a flying fuck about the people you get these things and favors from...you are DEFINITELY a STEAMING PILE OF HUMAN GARBAGE. If you think it's ok to use boys for their money or girls for their bodies...helping them believe they might be able to have a relationship with you, just long enough to get what you want..then it wasn't that they were stupid enough to let you...it's that YOU ARE A PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE who doesn't mind making the world a shittier more miserable place to live in for EVERYBODY including your own friends, family and children. You SHOULD be INCINERATED. If you think that having a couple of bucks in your pocket entitles you to talk down to store employees as though you were Joan Crawford bitching out her butler..then YOU ARE H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE. Kill yourself. When you were a child, if you insulted littler kids for making mistakes, instead of helping them get it right..then YOU DIRECTLY CONTRIBUTED TO THE PRODUCTION OF H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE. You DESERVE to wallow in the retarded flailings of these fucked up, ignorant people. If you think that correcting every little grammatical error, spelling mistake or factual discrepency that comes out of another person's piehole makes you a genius..then you are WRONG. In reality, you're a clueless, predatory, preemptive strike with no idea that you you sound like an ASSHOLE (and not the cool kind)..mostly because you surround yourself with likewise clueless, coccooned dipshits who support your misanthropic behavior. Content yourself with being a shit-headed bored, chihuahua, barking in an empty yard at everything that walks by and you won't be disappointed. Mental tailchasing incarnate AND H?U?M?A?N? GARBAGE to boot..you're a real piece of work. If you think that listing all of the ways that people are H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE is going to help this mess...then you've probably been drowning in it for so long that YOU have become...A CLUELESS PIECE OF H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE. So shut up...hypocrite. to be continued...and fuck you.. 110706 ... . you occasionally smell bad. 110706 ... Lemon_Soda We must be on the same wavelength recently Daf. 110707 ... already knew i was the lowest form of trash hmm... well now, this is the landfill calling the corpse "maggot-infested" 110707 ... dafremen ook ook monkey. stfu. 110708 ... dafremen If all you can think to do with your intellect is defend your poor prima donna ego and attack others egos that try to exist in the same space..then you MAY be H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE. I dunno...try to save yourself from your self and see. 110708 ... ha ha (charade you are) "If all you can think to do with your intellect is defend your poor prima donna ego and attack others egos that try to exist in the same space..then you MAY be H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE. I dunno" holy fucking dogshit, man. That right there is some restaurant-quality irony you are dishing up. If we delve into the strata of past blathes, wouldn't that pretty well describe your the majority of your oeuvre? and who are you calling "monkey," when the amount of poo-flinging you've done around here leaves most primate exhibits looking to you for strategy guides, fucker? 110708 ... dafremen No. Ook. :D Seethe with it shitbag. See you on the other side. Love, daf 110708 ... fuck you d00d ah, i forget, your insistence that somehow you are separate from the shit you go throwing around somehow magically makes it true again, this whole diatribe of yours is yet another example of the whole "pot vs kettle dynamic" 110708 ... dafremen Blah blah primate. Talk to and about yourself much? Write an autobiography, it'll last longer. (P.S. Scroll back dumbass, you've been preaching to the choir..but you're too much of a douchebag wannabe-human ego toy for a brother to pass up the netertainment value you represent..especially when I'm in a pissy mood. Fuck yourself in the ear often do you oh clueless one?) 110709 ... vagina mood FUCK YOU BOTH PIECES OF SHIT. 110709 ... copyright 2012 City Paper Zeke's coffee 110710 ... dafremen That said.. If you'll not only take advantage of someone, but then BRAG to others about the clever job you did of being a douchebag...then you are DEFINITELY H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE. If you have and do ARGUE for your RIGHT to be human garbage..you're probably H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE. If despite your gargantuan I.Q. you still spend 85% of your time engaged in frivolous, time-wasting, ego-defending arguments(ie.debates) over: whose fault it was how smart you are/were how stupid the other person is/was how right you are/were how wrong they were/are misunderstandings et. etc. et-fucking-cetera.. then you're a confused piece of H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE..join the club, go directly past denial and DO NOT collect $200. 110718 ... perfectly_chaotic garbage can be turned into art. 110718 ... dafremen Bring it on. 110718 ... perfectly_chaotic http://www.noupe.com/inspiration/40-terrific-works-of-art-made-from-common-trash.html 110718 ... dafremen Well fellow human crap, it is time for us to sit down and have a little talk. Now of course, you're welcome to go wherever you like if you don't care to hear this. Frankly, you won't be missed. "Gee daffy man. We already feel like shit about ourselves. What an asshole you are to make this long list that describes at least one thing that every single one of us has done or does do. What possible purpose could this serve?" The answer to your impossibly long question, Mr.Strauman, is that this is not for you and never was. Welcome to my attachment disorder asshole. If you don't like it, fuck off. Here's how it works, for the uninitiated. If I love you, I hate you because eventually you'll hurt me. Either you will hurt me now, or you will leave and I will hurt. Well you're all about to go BYE BYE, see? And as much as it's going to be a huge relief to watch this twisted way of living going swirling down the toilet bowl of time, it was going to hurt to see you go. Not anymore. Now you can fuck off and I could give a shit. Because instead of looking for your positive qualities, I've been obsessing over your ugliness. And instead of seeing you in the best light..I've been putting everything you do in the most logical, but ugly light I can find..because true...is believable. And when you get into my face with your attitudes, I scream you the fuck out of my face..no matter WHO you are, because fuck fear and fuck you. And if screaming doesnt work, I WILL hurt you..don't test that statement and you won't regret it. And soooon you will hate me. And it will be good. Because when I am being hurt..it will be by those that despise me..and those I despise. And when I hurt you back, I'm just chucking rocks at a pile of H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE. You MAY be H?U?M?A?N GARBAGE if you are incapable of fucking off as directed because your swollen, pulsating ego got offended. 110721 ... perfectly_chaotic you_are_loved 110721 ... dafremen Honestly. I'm trying to accomplish SOMETHING with what little time, health, memory and creativity I have left. You people don't REALLY expect me to remember every word that comes out of your mouths so as to avoid wasting hours in debate about who said what about what to who and who was right and who was wrong, do you? And you don't really expect me to remember every tiny little nuance of the way that a pant leg fits or a fat roll bounces, which condiments a burger was missing or the chances your ex had that you gave him/her do you? Just so we don't have to have a long explanation of it, or a debate about whether the pants were sloppy or neat, the leg was fat or portly, the pickles were soggy, crisp or nor present..whether you are a sucker or an enabler. I've done that for you my entire life. I'd like to think about other things right now. Love, laughter and freedom. Homemade helicopters and revolutions. I really don't want to spend another 5 minutes tracking down the EVIL CRETIN who forgot to empty the waste baskets before they left last night. Let it go. Let karma take care of them. 111020 ... dafremen see also: the_most_brilliant_species_on_the_planet 111020 ... KONY 2012 IF YOU'RE JOSEPH_KONY KONY_2012 120308 what's it to you? who go blather from