ask_mr_limp sirflaccid Come friends, come one and all to the new and latest advice/quiz forum. Ask Mr. Limp any question and recieve an answer 030114 ... minnesota_chris my question: what subjects do you feel expert in? 030114 ... sirflaccid I have no field of expertise. I am just a fellow human being offering everday insights and arguements for whatever is put out in the air. 030115 ... Lilac I knew it was you as soon as I saw this on the recent list. Bored? 030115 ... Lilac are you coming to see me today and if so will I be calling you Mr. Limp?! 030115 ... Lilac Do you really think that blather needs another ask page? 030115 ... Lilac Is it hard being addicted to sex and being Mr. Limp? 030115 ... Lilac What would someone have to do for you not to be Mr. Stiffy? 030115 ... Lilac is he your alter ego? 030115 ... Lilac Will you help me fix supper tonight? 030115 ... Lilac Is there anything in particular you want to eat? 030115 ... sirflaccid 1) No as a matter of fact I am not bored cause right now i am in class. 2) Yes i came and saw you today, and no I don't think i would ever want you to call me Mr. Limp. 3) It depends on your point of view, I think as long as people are interested in asking questions and there are those willing to answer I think it is a good way to communicate. 4) Sometimes, it is especially when you are still really in the mood and the damn thing won't respond. 5) Develop a large patch of masculine arm pit hair, or do something really disgusting like eat their own shit in front of me. That would put me out of the mood really quickly. Plus, I would have to want to be with them. 6) Sure why not everyone needs to have that little bit of an alter-ego every once in a while. He is me when I am online. 7) I would help you fix supper anytime I like doing that together. 8) I'll eat anything 030116 ... Lilac #5 So your saying that anyone would turn you on as long as they didn't have manly pit hair or performed something gross? #6 So are you saying Mr. Stiffy is you alter ego when your online? If that is true how could yu do a mr. limp page? What are you doing that woul make you mr. stiffy while on the computer? Do you like your class that much? Or maybe the teacher or a class mate? 030116 ... sirflaccid Reply to #5 No I am not saying that anything without armpit hair would turn me on. I have a few more requirements than that to turn me on. I did make the note that I would have to want that person. Reply to #6 No the question was mis-read I thought you meant that "sirflaccid" meaning Mr. Limp would be my alter-ego not Mr. Stiffy. Sorry for the mix-up the answer to your intended question would be no. I am myself as much and as often as I can be. 030116 ... Lilac #8 please specify question about reply to #6 You said that you try to be yourself as much as possible. Which one of you would be him? 030116 ... sirflaccid I think number eight is pretty self explanitory. I was talking only about food in that "I'll try anything once" way. But if you are infering a perverted sense than that rule does not apply. And the answer to number 6 is quite simple. I am me and that is all that I am. No more no less just me. The whole idea of "Mr. Limp" is for comic relief, and possibly a sense of sarcasm. 030116 ... sirflaccid The "I'll eat anything" rule not the "I'll try anything once" rule. 030116 ... Lilac You having fun at school right now? 030116 ... sirflaccid yeah sure, it isn't that bad today. 030116 ... Lilac In the perverted sense what would you eat? (im a good girl and I don't understand naughty things like that) 030116 ... Lilac You have an IM on your computer right now? 030116 ... minnesota_chris hah... so you have ALL the IMs on your computer, Lilac? You sound hilarious. 030116 ... Lilac I don't think I properly understand your question. If your asking if I have one of each then maybe. I don't know how many there are. I have yahoo, msn, and aol. All are jessicaking3. Oh, and I AM hilarious 030116 ... sirflaccid No i do not havve AIM on my computer at school but i do have MSN 030116 ... Lilac you didn't answer my last questions. My msn is on. Where are you? 030116 ... guess who did I give you my cold? 030120 ... minnesota_chris all right you two, break it up. 030120 ... Lilac hey, we can't be causing to much trouble. He is Mr. Limp after all. 030120 ... sirflaccid To answer your question that I never addressed. Things I would eat ing the perverted sense. I think it would be easier to answer what I would not eat. I would not eat excrement or the orphous from which it came. I would not eat bodily discharge of the waste nature. Ex: Urine, Vaginal Discharge, Uteran Lining, etc. This also includes the organ that produces the items when the said items are present. I would not eat any body part (namely genitalia) of the male sex or any fluids there of. I would not "sexually" eat anything from any other species than humans. If anything else can be thought of please bring to the table and I will let it be known whether I would "eat it" or not. 030121 ... sirflaccid YES! You gave me your cold but not as bad as you had it. Just to let everyone know I was in the shower and spit up a brown wad of infection. So, I am feeling much better. 030121 ... Lilac About the what you would eat issue. I still don't think I fully understand. I think I need a more personal explanation. Do you think you could demonstrate sometime? 030121 ... Lilac brown wad of infection.....yum 030121 ... Lilac I think you should take your vitamins. Even though I still have a cold I think they helped greatly. 030121 ... Lilac I made you a page sirflaccid 030121 ... minnesota_chris ... because no one wants to talk to Prince Stiffy. 030202 ... Lilac Can I have your baby? Oh wait, I guess its a little late to ask that question. Were in for a wild ride! 030203 ... Lilac What are your feelings on me being pregnant with your child and all? Anything that you haven't told me already? You go off into these dazes. It worries me sometimes. 030203 ... sirflaccid Although this may not seem to be the right timing or the way things were planned out, I think this is something we should look forward to. I could not have hand-picked a better person to be the mother of my child. If you can show our child an ounce of love and strength that I have seen inside of you it will all be OK in the end. Jess you are smart, you are beautiful and most of all you are genuine. I don't think any man could ask for more. I have said this many times before and I will say it again you are the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. Things will be wonderful but things will be hard BUT look at where we have been and look at us now. We always come out shining. If not always showing on the outside I have been smiling non-stop. The "dazes" are me worrying and trying to figure this out nothing more, nothing less. I have to do this, it keeps me focused. I look at it this way. I don't have nine months, I have today. I want to do my job because I know that you will be the best at yours. I just want to live up to that. I love you Jess more than you could possibly imagine. And thank you for sticking with me, even when I wasn't worth it. 030203 ... Lilac I do believe nothing would have came our way if we couldn't handle it. It will be hard but it will be fun and we will have our "little bundle of joy" to prove that we can and will make it through anything and come out shining. I love you andrew 030205 ... sirflaccid I guess everyone is done with me. I'll go crawl into a corner now. 030211 ... cube I just wanted to add that I enjoy your style - succinct, with humility, and wit... ³ 030211 ... minnesota_chris I have a question for you two. Especially Lilac/Freak actually. You were going to have Mr. Limp's baby (I'm going to call him Andrew now, I can't stand this!) but you miscarried. You're a senior in high school. And you were happy about this, and Andrew, you were apprehensive? Are you guys married? Are you so sure of your future that you want a kid? Li... Jessica, you really wanted to become a mommy? Now? Why? I don't want to step on feelings that are only now starting to heal, but I'd really like to know what you two are thinking. 030409 ... Freak/Lilac/Jessica Andrew and I were going to have a kid. It wasn't planned, it was something that just happened. I wasn't happy that I got pregnant in high school and no I don't want a kid now or anytime soon. It was just difficult to deal with losing it after excepting how life was going to be with it. Now it just seems to have been a big life lesson of sorts or more like a big slap in the face showing us what our actions were going to bring to us. A blessing in disguise. 030410 ... sirflaccid/Andrew I don't think it could have been put any better than that. We both felt the same way. It wasn't so much as wishing for it, it was knowing NO MATTER WHAT we could deal with it if we had to. 030410 ... minnesota_chris you both have more courage than I will ever have, and I think they will serve you well. 030410 ... clara peller where's the beef? 030410 ... sirflaccid The beef you fiend is in the field. The greater question is, why do you want to know? Is it because your sick and twisted mind wants to kill the beef. Maybe mutilate it body it to some charred lump of flesh. All of this foul inhumanity just to satisfy you palette. 030416 ... minnesota_chris mmm, charred lumps of flesh... you're making me hungry 030416 ... -Jessica- Will you spend the night with me tonight? 030416 ... sirflaccid Why yes! I will spend the night with you. As long as...... well everything comes with a......nah I'll stay for free. 030417 ... sirflaccid I am always here for questions I am always here for advice I am here as a shoulder to cry on All you have to do is ask 030908 ... Freak when do i get the money you owe me? ;-) 030929 ... bitter Why is it that I always blamed the NH whore when she couldn't have done anything or affected anyone unless YOU let her...maybe you were the whore all along I feel sorry for her. You have want to see her but cover it to everyone else by calling her the bad person. You were the one that kept her around, you are the one that made the whole relationship unsteady from the get go 041214 ... sirflaccid I don't know why you would blame her for the beginning. That was my doing, my responsibility and I always owned up to it. The latter parts are what I blame her for. The random calls, the conspiracies with people that were supposed to be close to me, and the general knowing it was a twisted get back game. I was honest and straight forward about wanting to see and talk to certain people with you because I has hoped that we were close enough that I could share those things with you. It wasn't just her I wanted to talk to. You also know that talking to these people was out of shear curiousity. The hope that people have grown up and moved on. The wanting to know what ever happened to so and so. I had a general distaste for her because of the relationship we had together, and the things that happened within it. To this day I would take the person she was then and apply the labels justly. 050130 ... iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl mmmm........... flaaaaaacccccccid...... pray tell; why are you flaccid? 050131 ... sirflaccid Well that is an interesting story. It was a long time ago in a land not far away at all. A young man had just purchased his first computer, and he was eager to get join those that had unearthed the illusive INTERNET. At that time it was the new thing, the big fad. Being a part of it was something special. This was not something to be taken lightly. In an attempt to find the perfect identity he consulted his trusty dictionary. Using precise scientific method, he opened up the book and randomly selected a word. That word, as we know today, was "flaccid." The young man was amused. The word in itself was comical. But the definition gave it substance. He felt as if he had discovered a buried treasure. So after playing with many designations he decided the "Sir" would be the only title that would fit such an honorable expression. And thus after searching high and low, to and fro it was decided. From this day forward the young man's digital identity would be............ SirFlaccid. (That and the fact that I am not getting any right now.) 050131 ... Lilac years later and world apart 100212 what's it to you? who go blather from