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but im covered in zits -5'6"-
-115 lbs-
-34b-
light brown hair
blue eyes
tan legs
i like to wear thongs
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silentbob can i see a picture of that?


174lbs
18yrs
5'8 (ish)
belly
zits
teeth
eyebrows
i like to do it with the lights on
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casey 5'11"
400lbs.
blue eyes
black hair
big feet(you know what that means)
I like to wear thongs too


-this isn't true, but it is fun isn't it
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yoink 5'6" male 18 years old

that says enough.
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slut 5'7"
130 lbs
34c
brown hair
green eyes
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Guess WHO!!!! 5'11"
Male
150 lbs
Wirey
if i try really hard i have a 6 pack
i stress really hard
i have a face
2 legs
2 kidneys
no sense of humor
and i know silentbob
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baby satan nicholas cage? 010708
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ass facely 2 feet tall
703 pounds
753 trillion years old
many zits
greasy hair
foot odor
face like an ass
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nocturnal sexy! can I get your number? 010708
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nemo i dunno if i should make something up thats silly and goofy or just say my personal ad to the world, cuz that would be just as fun. i think thats what i'll do.


5'5"
105lbs
36a
blue eyes
blue hair
baggy pants
i'm a thong gurlie
15 y/o
small wrists
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User24 Looks:
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5'/8"
Male
18
almost shoulder length black hair
quite thin (if you saw me, you'd describe me as thin)

typically wears:
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black t-shirt with or without design (usually alien or 'goth' ish)
combats or jeans
Combat boots

does:
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web designer

eats:
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anything that doesnt move or smell funny. And that has a natural looking colour (ie not bright blue)

lives:
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In the uk (northampton, england)
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yummyC I am:



me.
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DannyH I used to live in Northampton, user24. Have you managed to find anything at all to fucking do there cause I couldn't. The place nearly killed me. 010712
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burden Transparent. 010715
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m_e like tony hill, only shorter, with longer hair, painted fingernails, better facial hair, darker eyes, smoother legs, paler ears, cleaner toes, and a more. . . curvaceous (?) figure. 010806
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GrayWolf 4 legs
Shiny gray coat
keen sense of smell

a date with me would consist of:
chasing elk
munching on dead carcasas
howling at moon
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Gollum 4'3"
male
400 y.o.(give or take a few)

Seeking: tasty small breasted highschool girls to sit on my face. Yes precious, slippery school girls.
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kinkazoid about 5'2 or so
110 lbs
brown hair w/ blonde highlights
green eyes
34d
i can have a six pack to if i squeeze hard
i also like to wear thongs
sometimes i sleep in the nude(only when im naked)
im 16, 17 in november
i wear sorta preppy clothes but dont think im stuck up or anything cuz im really not
peircings: ears, bellybutton, did have tounge had to take it out due to loss of feeling in one side of my face, im ok now though
im mostly attracted to guys with weird hair like coloured or spiked weird, i like freakish or punkish guys, yet those arent really the kind i date i just like to look and flirt.
cant think of anything else, if you want think i might be able to manage a pic or to sometime, let me know if your interested i like long walks on the beach and nuts in my ice cream.
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kingsupernuts can I be in your ice cream? 010806
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Gollum i'll buy you a six pack precious. mmmm, tasty school girl. or perhaps a Zima? yes my precious, get her drunk and she will sit on our face. 010806
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baby satan my breasts, they hang
seductively so
don't vomit on them!
jesus

my hair, it falls
look at it fall!
catch it, damn you!

i could explain what i actually look like, but that wouldn't be any fun. instead, picture me as a cross between richard gere, dave thomas and a puddle of dijon mustard. sexy? you bet your ass it is.
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User24 oh by the way is D.O.B. is 16/12/82

forgot to mention that.
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Timmy 19m
6'3"
190 lb

everything's brown
You'd want me if you saw me.
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Norm 6'3"
250 Lbs I'm not fat though I play football and work out alot... I've got a bit of a beer belly though it's ripley and solid, like a six pack, but it looks like a keg when I'm wearing a shirt
Light brown hair doesn't stay at a consistant length for more than a week, after about 2 weeks its long and I can't spike it anymore. I like to spike it up though
Blue eyes
I dress a little like a prep when I'm going to a party or something, I dont like to be called a prep though do it and I'll hold you down and pull every hair off your body... one by one. I like to wear sweat pants and stuff, I like to be comfortable I fucking hate jeans, I hate socks, I hate underwear, I hate sweaters.


I'm shaved... If you get my meaning.
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Norm I'm a dude, too, by the way. You might end up thinking I'm some 250 pound butch football playing lesbian. That'd be weird 010907
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DannyH Norm is a prep.
I'm ready for my depilation now Mr Huge Football Playing Man
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Norm Forget about it. It doesn't bother me as much as I thought it would. 010908
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pinkish jocks have great bodies 010909
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Norm ya 010909
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nanny not my own personal, but the person that's i've come to be.

beautiful, (not too bad)
tall, (is 5'8" good enough?)
black hair to my shoulders (it's dyed but that doesn't matter)
fair skin (i don't get out much anymore)
nice teeth (i never sucked my thumb)
pierced tongue (by the way, it does hurt... a lot)
nice body (a bit of a ghetto booty, 38-DD, so it kinda evens out)
21 years old (i act and look older)
works as a nanny (very motherly)
sweet sounding voice (or so i've been told)
talented (i can sing, play piano, write, read.. lol..)
kick ass personality (i'm not concieted, i'm convinced)
single (i have no idea why)
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Fire&Roses They tell me I'm short... 5'2" They call me clueless they say it's my hair ( blonde ). People give me piggy back rides... I'm their 120 lb. cargo. I've been told my boobs are nice... I don't notice them. I geuss I'm pretty average... No one has ever said that to me... mostly they say "You're phsyco!" 010928
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distorted tendencies 5'5''
135 lbs.
Slender.
I run a lot.
very dark eyes, might as well be black not brown.
Nice lips.
Loosely curled reddish brown hair.
Olive complexion.
Live in Colorado.
Hate pop, gospel, rap music.
Love ambient, hardcore, electronica, progressive.
I don't eat very much, take me to the Coffee Shoppe and buy me a beverage.
Dresses like Weezer.
Speaks Russian.
Computer and video game nerd...

I think I got it all..
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translucent you forgot dead sexy 011006
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distorted tendencies hush hush now. You know that's not true.. 011006
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kitten on drugs -19/girlie-girl
-5' 6"
-115 lbs.
-pretty blue eyes
-reddish-brown hair (yeah, it's dyed)
-a few zits that can be covered up
-doesn't wear too much make-up
-wears prep clothes, skater clothes, skirts w/ fuck-me boots...and thongs, baby!! ;-)
-likes all kinds of music 'cept country and religious shit
-bakes great cookies
-sings all the time (very well, so i've been told)
-also does it with the light on
(but only when i'm on top)

yeah, i'm on top alot ;-)
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ClairE Forget tit_size. The question_of_the_day seems to be: do_you_wear_thong_underwear. 020103
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Artemis I enjoy hunting, killing.

I hate men.

I like to be nude. I am tall, beautiful, with long flowing hair and piercing eyes.

I have large breasts, but do not wear a thong.

I am an expert with the bow.
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kerry 15 yr. old girl
5'3",
114 pounds
sort of fair skin
strawberry blond hair, currently fading out of my last orange dye-job
very large hazel eyes
long lashes
people say i look russian, irish, people say i have sad eyes, i dunno what they are talking about

i play soccer...
i have kind of an obscure punk/indie rocker style but also very eclectic, lots of band tshirts and overshirts and stuff but also some celestial sort of jewelry, seashells, hemp, skater shoes, old-school vans.

obsessed w/ the computer, wears presciption glasses for driving, [emo style] dates losers
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kerry 15 yr. old girl
5'3",
114 pounds
sort of fair skin
strawberry blond hair, currently fading out of my last orange dye-job
very large hazel eyes
long lashes
people say i look russian, irish, people say i have sad eyes, i dunno what they are talking about

i play soccer...
i have kind of an obscure punk/indie rocker style but also very eclectic, lots of band tshirts and overshirts and stuff but also some celestial sort of jewelry, seashells, hemp, skater shoes, old-school vans.

obsessed w/ the computer, wears presciption glasses for driving, [emo style] dates losers but i am trying to get out of that cycle
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kerry dammit, how did that happen 020706
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kerry oh ya, and i don't wear thongs 020706
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daxle jesus fucking christ
we have some lightweights in here
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misstree 5'7"
145 and likely to be able to whup the shite out of any of the aforementioned lightweights. (the only question would be if i let you enjoy it...)
indeterminate colored hair.
assorted tats and piercings.
hazel eyes that shift with mood.
36c, decent waist, "birthin'" hips.
older than damn near anyone around here except daffy and birdmad (that's okay, though... i like dirty old men ;)

and if you can't tell the rest from what i've blathed previously, i think you can still get a ticket on the clue train if you hurry.
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misstree oh yes, the thong issue... only when i bother wearing underwear in the first place. 020707
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once again 5'3"
120 lbs.
I can lift 260 lbs.
(about three inches off the floor)
Strawberry Blonde hair
bluish green eyes
34b

and now in the words of a male friend,
(they are not all flattering)

"you've got a fine ass body, heads fine, very shapely. hair lines funny though, I always thought you looked hotter with your hair down. maybe bangs would work for you. you've got a luscious ass, but you can make a face that would make a retarded kid not want to fuck you."

my apologies for his lack of PC or anything resembling tact.
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Death of a Rose well, i don't consider myself a 'goddess', not even godlike,

but since I was thinking about doing something similar to this on here, I'll just be lazy and add my impersonal info here.

225lbs
5'11"
34yrs old


wants to be unalone.
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Doar i think the idea of a thong on me would create a nuclear blast zone. 031030
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. i'm barely there...... but i always wear a thong 061020
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Lemon_Soda 26
6'4
185
Athletic
Brown hair
Brown eyes

My friends tell me I have a strong fem side so I figured I can post here.
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