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Barrett a Barn swallow, to skim so close to the surface of the water. To soar above the meadow catching bugs. To fly past the next Barrett standing in a Jesus Christ pose.

Or maybe a turtle, so I could swim and sun myself, rent free.
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god in mexico you got it! 001112
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startfires a sweet black kitten. then everyone would pet me and tell me how pretty i was. 001113
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Barrett heh heh heh rrrrrrrrr 001113
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startfires a sidewalk 001115
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startfires or a word in blather 001115
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silentbob that feeling you get just when you realize the person you love loves you back. that tender warm feeling of shared affection, no one else can tarnish for thatmoment.

or a really pretty acoustic guitar song

or
a really pretty piano song.
yes yes. silent bob is a touching guy.
touching himself.
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Rhin the keys on jazz man's piano...
Mmmmmmmmm!
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misstree a fat, pampered housecat
in a home with lots of mice
to keep me from being bored
when i got tired of being lazy.
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Glory Box a ghost, a fairy, an airy beam of light. Something weightless and insubstantial. To shed the encumbrance of this flesh that sags and falls and sweats and expells and demands. To sit behind the wall of sight and watch the visible go about their business. That would be paradise. 001118
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god no sweat. 001118
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god i got ya ALL covered. 001118
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birdmad a conspiracy of ravens, lurking about the trees and telephone lines, making mischief and inspiring a mix of curiousity, awe and dread

i am already shattered into a plural state, so it would not do to simply come back as one single bird, but the whole damn flock
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god O YEH THAT'S A GOOD ONE. I GOTTA DO THAT. consider it done 001118
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jesus christ he is our saviour lets take him into obession 001129
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silentbob Religion 001129
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Rhin a mink blanket,
or black satin sheets...
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god no sweat 010124
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chanaka a river 010124
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Tank silence 010124
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unhinged the tingly feeling that touches the true musician's heart everytime they hear something inherently beautiful. 010124
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Thyartshallshant Lots of things, but none appropriate for these prudes of blathe. We're talkin sex toys here people. 010124
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MollyCule . . . that little piece of jeremy's heart that thinks i'm loveable 010128
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sabbie a buddist monk, with a shaved head and a monestary up a mountian somewhere.

or a ladybug

or a giraffe so i can keep a really good look out above the trees for any models taking topless helicopter lessons (ok, so thats a direct 'Bottom' quote, but eddie was asked this exact question)

or the black sheep of a royal family, so i can be me but with pantloads of cash. now that i think about it, i would prolly prefer the english royals, simply because i can't speak any other language, and the acqusition of cash would be much easier if i could speak to them.
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florescent light I want to come back as a snow day (as in school being shut down). 010305
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sweetheart of the song tra bong One of those intense mind-shaking skin-trembling songs. The kind people fall in love to, the kind people kill themselves to, me softly playing in the background of an empty room.

Or a priest, with an ocean of a voice, so powerful and black it makes people want to jump up on crosses, shove nails into their hands.
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Glory Box your fingertips, so that I could touch you face, your body, no restrictions. 010510
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monadh this moment
again and again in
countless waves
of reunion
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carden a panda...they're one of my favourite animals and there needs to be more of them. 010510
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el fagtastico The words fall out of his mouth like coins.

Secretly I'm a dog and a ghost and this is what Gigi and I talk about. Not love.

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joey santiago cow_skull_filled_with_lead_and_bloody_potato_chip 010630
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ass facely http://www.goats.com/archive/index.html?980313 010630
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baby satan a demoness. to experience evil from the other side of the gender fence. 010701
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Casey A cute woman's bicycle seat.

Or on a less sexual note, an idea that will change the course of human history.
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Casey I used to have this dog named Freckles, I loved that dog. Then my dad put him to sleep. I think that dog was reincarnated as my little brother. He acts exactly like the dog did, and he has freckles, no one else in my family has freckles. 010701
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yummyC a filthy pigeon. ah the stuff dreams are made of. 010709
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Moe the button on the pants of Blather. You guys tickle my funny spot. 010709
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Moe ...but the point of that drastically understated analogy...
the source for true understanding of the intricacies of humanity.
You all hang your dirties out to dry...isnt it amazing what you can tell of a person from their undies?
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Dafremen "THE TWANGER"
see also: baby_satan's_snack_tips
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Aimee a cloud... mmmmm i would love to be a cloud.. they're so pretty 010724
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TalviFatin a golden eagle. No, wait, a wolf. No, wait, an elk. No, wait, ...nothing. 010724
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Glory Box someone who's allowed to love you.

i am unsure and alone, but hand in hand we could walk into the sunset together.
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DannyH Me again. 010907
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Teenage Jesus Me to. 010908
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Norm a baby. 010908
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Toxic_Kisses Id have to say a Black Panther
So why would I wish to be a Black Panther askith ye?
Take for instance when they go after their pray, witch such patients an cunning, its like a game to them, one they know their almost certain to win, - you know your being watched, being sized up, but from where? From who? You stand their almost afraid to move, knowing attack is inevitable than SuDDeNlY w/ out warning ur pounced upon an your flesh iz ripped to shreds from your body an devoured w/ such a cold ruthlessness. Or, you feel ur self being eyed, you can feel their hungry gaze on you, an than they reveal their selves w/ such pose, and gracefully walk away like ur not worth it, an while ur glad youve not been eaten, you also feel totally rejected these beast, these amazing animals in their salvage ways, so powerful an intelligent, always so calm and in such complete an total control you dont f*ck around w/ a Black Panther less you hold a death wish.
When I come back, I want to be a Black Panther, s*rew the boring easy life of a house cat. I want to know what it is to LiVe! I want to know what it iz to be FeaReD an ReSpeCteD!
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distorted tendencies A black kitten. With God-Like eyes the colour of sparkling fire. 011012
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Sonya A siamese cat, sleek and svelte. That way I could at least have an excuse when I'm walking around at 2 am in the morning.

My second choice would probably be a hummingbird because then I could fly but I could also fly backwards.
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petit potiron This is a crumpling of my priceless life
In my angry, punching hands,
I am aiming carefully over my
Shoulder all that I am, wanting
To throw it behind me, wanting
Desperately to change it all
Like a pair of worn pants,
To shrug it off like a faded coat,
To step out naked of expectation
In the small, hairless body of a child,
Unscarred by joy and innocent of pain
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ClairE me.

I wouldn't mind starting over.
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whoknows a great white shark 011205
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celestias shadow a light dusting of freckles on the face of a four-year-old girl. or the light behind her eyes. 030924
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whitechocolatewalrus nothing 031227
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orangine everything 040202
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seventeen a filthy, filthy pigeon. 040203
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bethany it is said that buddhist monks return as lhasa apsos

yes the dog

does that mean that doggie heaven is really nirvana

well i would like to be reborn as a

dewdrop

then somehow i would make it all around the world and into the atmosphere
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mytwohands an airplane window. that's what i want 050605
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Death of a Rose i'm with claire....i'd like a redo please. 051006
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Snook I don't even think I'm myself yet 051006
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no reason my sister 051211
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chloeNtheSun a blade of grass

so green, sublime

oh the rain

i would capture a drop of rain
and let it roll across my stem

to my roots
and i would suck it in
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