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jane you didn't ever check
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did you?
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stork daddy are you in the right dark woods?
what was i supposed to check? do forgive me, but i am dreadfully busy during this time of year.

so i guess the answer is i'm not sure if you've failed yet, or if it's a bad thing.
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stork daddy oh...it was a link. forgive my density. it keeps me at the bottom so often. so for you to courageously bring me to the surface was just ducky. 020906
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. your HOT 020923
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stork daddy yes...my hot indeed. are pictures of me being circulated for free or did you go to my pay site like all the other honest hard working people who want to oggle my...HOT? body?

and trust me...i can be so cold.
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jane well, as long as this is on the recent list, i might as well tell you that you forgot to check again

but it doesn't matter
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Lilac Dearest SD,
I just wanted to write you about the comment on the hot_coffee page. Actually all I wanted to say was thank you for making me smile when I needed it. You brightened my day.
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stork daddy good. i'm a smile collector. no better source of instant long term gratification. just like two drunks leaning on each other so they can walk in a straight line...we brightened each others day. yay. 030108
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cube Wins our Hunter S. Thompson Fear_And_Loathing_In_Las_Vegas award.

(Don't light a match to close to this guy)
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stork daddy awww...come on...just wating on one spark so i can a-bomb up the world lighting it brighter than is necessary, breaking veins in all those eyes grown complacent on the sun. bringing more of the world than is recommended in one serving since at least last wednesday. who is Hunter S. Thompson? was he on kids in the hall? 030406
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not david foley that's scott thomas 030618
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stork daddy thank you. since you seem an expert, what was my real name again? 030618
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not scott thompson how am i supposed to know? 030619
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User24 stork_daddy, do you mind if I copy our free_will conversation and put it on project2501?
If you don't want me to put your words on there, that's fine, I'll just strip out your stuff and only post mine.
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jane he's in europe right now
probably not going to get a chance to check this anytime soon

i say

do it!

hahaha
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User24 yeah, I'm sure he won't have a problem -if you do, Mr Daddy - just contact me. 030711
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misstree you are a study in contradictions.

poetry and prose slide in obfuscated revelations
with the smooth flow of a caffeinated crap,
so subtle you don't know it's there
until it's in your pants.
you posess a quality that
wants to be called aloofness,
but your playful involvements,
careless full-throttle thoughtcraft,
couldn't be wrought in that kind of vacuum.
each time you write, you surprise,
rarely repetitous, a holy jester
with a new trick to throw
just as the last one is coming clear.
keep it up, irreverent reverend,
we need you around, as it's hard
to keep yourself on a pedestal
when someone keeps shoving you
off-balance, and down here in the rabble
is where all the intersting stuff happens.

oh yeah, and you've got a damn sharp brain (and thusly pointed head) on those shoulders too, to complete the Holy Hat Trick of throwing down great pottery, prose, and random shite. all hail stork_daddy, for he is our stork_daddy, and he makes us all grin like idiots and love it.

and i'll shut up here before i start talking about the phenomenon of calling people daddy... heh... heh heh...
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stork daddy thanks mommy 031008
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misstree actually, i prefer momma
little less with the childbearing,
little more with the secksay.
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stork daddy duly noted 031008
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stork daddy dually noted 031008
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cupcake right on misstree!
sometimes i don't understand pieces of what he's talking about but i think stork daddy is really smart and readdy funny! sometimes i don't know if he's makeing fun of me, but i think that's okay, right?
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stork daddy cupcake....i don't understand what i'm saying either. it's negotiable. but know one thing...no matter what....the laugh's always on me. 031008
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crimson There is a mesmerizing quality to what he says. Reading his blathes opens a very small smile somewhere in me.
I am jealous of people like him.
There seems to be some blather loop that I am completely out of. Shrug.
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stork daddy we all feel that way. it's the nature of the beast. 031013
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User24 remind me to read more of you. 031019
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stork daddy you'll be the first person i send my book to. 031019
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nom can i be the second or at least 102nd? 031019
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stork daddy sure. don't you worry...i'll bring the world to blather and blather to the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwahahahahahahaha...ehh 031020
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magicforest Don't tell anyone I said this, but secretly, deep-down, I do think that you are funnier than Dafremen. 031024
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misstree i dunno, they're both pretty funny in the head. 031024
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stork daddy secretly, deep down, i'm also better looking. also, secretly deep down, because you said this, dafremen's going to put my name back on the elimination list when his cult takes over the world 031024
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magicforest they can't take over the world, the super magical powers of the flaming balls of gas out of our atmosphere would never allow for such an imbalance, unless...

...unless you're a Scorpio!

What's your sign?
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niska i like him, i like his ideas - i think he's pretty clever.

kind of a smart ass, but the world needs a lot more of those, so good on ya, stork daddy.
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stork daddy is this a conspiracy. also...secretly deep down...eyedream is a cooler name. magic forests scare me. you're always getting lost in them, and even the "helpful" elves or whatnot that guide you out of them are creepy. 031025
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. yeah, so you caught me. i'm betting you cheated. and i still don't know what is appropriate.

you sound just as cocky as i thought you would, but it pleases me to hear that you grin so wide when you speak.

i think that you misconcieve my motives, but that is a debate for another day. i'll be kind enough not to point out that you're not usually one to do things just because they're polite.

'cause i've got a piece of your soul in electronic storage.
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stork daddy oh that was just my monday voice. as for that piece of my soul, well, you can keep it. it's not a piece i'm particularly proud of and perhaps you can keep it under better control than i can. 031223
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stork daddy as for your motives, they don't really make a difference to me. what i want or don't want remains. either way i'll have my fun, though the more you say the more i'll see and the easier it all will be. 031223
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waldo went home that's why i like to poke at you... you are primarily concerned with your own entertainment, and concerned with very little aside from that. you have harrumped at me over random subjects once in a while, but i'm not exactly concerned meself... i think you make me grin because i don't know if i could take you in a debate, and the other half of you writes with style that leaves me damn impressed. or maybe i'm just drunk. you can never be sure these days. 031224
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question_mark I read your rant under scorpio. Maybe my opinion means nothing, but WOW. 041123
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unhinged check your mail daddy

;-)
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stork daddy unhinged...bella!

question mark...even if your opinion meant nothing it would mean something! also i generally find it is hard for me to find something of even less significance than me. but perhaps if i knew what you meant it would mean more. anyways, take care.
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daxle hey, where'd you go? 041123
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stork daddy we all get it somewhere, and if we let people know where we might just get more of it. but i suppose it could be fashioned a weakness. 041124
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%3Cstyle%3Ea%7Bcolor%3A%2310103f%3B%7D%3C%2Fstyle% where did you go? 041129
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are you still around? 041129
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stork daddy i'm still around. but define still around. and stop doing that. 041129
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stork daddy and also, unless you were being ironic because you made me "disappear" with your "magic", why did you ask me if i'm still around, and why did you erase this blathe. it bothers me to even validate you with a response, but i'm game. 041129
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42 usc 1983 I don't think he's ever ironic. Not intentionally, anyway. 041129
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question_mark I thought it was the best description/defense/whatever of scorpios that I've read. Three very special people in my life share the same scorpio birthday, it's hectic yet so deeply fulfilling. I'm cancerian...
Plus I liked the reference to Yeats poem, it really got to me, seeing as I fit into the passionate intensity of the blind...
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niska how are you? i've been away a long time. 060126
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stork daddy i have been away a long time too. don't know when i'm coming back. i'll tell you though. hope you're well. 060126
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Fan of Thee You are one fine writer, chap. 080201
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stork daddy oh thank you. 080201
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niska thanks for your kindness years back. i don't know when i'll come around again. smile, laugh and be happy. 080412
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stork daddy oh dear. yes it's all unraveling. 080412
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stork daddy i'll try. 080412
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stork daddy stay good niska. 080412
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