tell_me_what_to_draw
xle and i will send you the result
or keep it
as you wish
(ps, my medium is crayon)
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jane draw what you think i look like 030116
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x i knew someone was going to ask that... ok, i'm going to do the version that's curently in my head, not a researched one 030116
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Freak I want to get a tattoo of a frog on my shoulder blade but I haven't found one that I have liked. Maybe you could draw one for me. 030117
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farmfish draw you and send it to me. 030117
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x in progress both 030117
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daxle p.s. you probably wouldn't want to get something i drew tattoed on you 030117
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margadant11 Draw a picture of the perfected women so I know what to look for... 030117
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paste! draw a picture of a cactus saying "fuck C4 photosynthesis, it's all about CAM!" 030117
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x request rejected 030117
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x pastean accepted 030117
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paste! fan club president he should be wearing a plant_jacket of course 030117
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megan a face without eyes. move around the features so it looks "normal" 030117
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god draw a crazy check 030125
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xl i got a tattoo myself and had someone else draw it. will that take care of everything? 030125
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ever dumbening tai chi master playing a pvc digeridoo 030125
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e.d. or a beer-stained pirates treasure map of sacramento 030125
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x i didn't want to render artistic judgement but i was wondering if maybe it should be a plant in the family crassulaceae rather than one from the cactaceae in paste!'s picture, because the process was named after them. on the other hand, some members of cactaceae do exhibit crassulacean acid metabolism and perhaps it would be a political statement to show a true cactus standing for equality among CAM plants. however, would that promote an upheaval from the C4 crowd, which might state that C4 photosynthesis is actually more effective (higher WUE in crops, especially) in the average climate than photosynthesis including CAM? They might conclude that in actuality, where inefficient capturing of carbon from the atmosphere is involved, CAM plants are not renegades, but staunch supporters!
Those are just some of the things you kids should be thinking about as you plant your beans in plastic cups and set them in the window. Any questions before we get started?
030125
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me again alright, so. in flight of not sharking my doodies, i need valid email addresses to send these to. i scanned freak's and couldn't figure out the email and gave up, discouraged. 030125
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farmfish mine is:

squishyfarmfishy@yahoo.co.uk

and i look forward to receiving it. as i will add it to my collection of ever-growing crayon drawings.
030125
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stork daddy a tableau set in a shopping mall.
elephants holding hands and tigers fornicating. a monkey in a hot dog on a stick uniform looks on in bemused and distant horror.

dionysiuscripple@aol.com or if you need my home address...email me for it.
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DannyH Can I have a drawing of your cat being bad?

Please.
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dax yes.
i finished megan's with no reply and i was on a short hiatus. i asked about what a crazy check was but discovered i'd have to get creative.
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phil people melting from radiation 030131
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kissying my bird A hula dancer on fire 030204
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mo 1.a woodpecker
2.a octapus working at a pottery wheel
3.a really scary monster with hair growing out of his tiny, little nose and out from between his smelly, yellow toes

and

4.a rock
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x sorry
no
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stork daddy draw a picture of jane laughing. 030204
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x id need to be a much better artist 030204
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skdf like... imean.. something totally 030204
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p2 draw
a blind man's dreams

please

thanks
030205
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MDogMA a long boat captained by a fish with the sailors swimming like dolphins 030205
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Teenage Jesus This is my favorite blather right now. I'm trying to think of something really good for you to draw for me, so I can hang it in my office. I'll get back to you. 030205
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ugnghg i'm having trouble with the tai chi master playing the didj. i might need to see one first. 030205
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egbert mumbling alas, you know where to find a willing model 030205
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farkywhatever daxle_appointment? 030205
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thefuddyduddy Mom, tell me what to draw.

I'd sit down, little girl with poofy hair and often changing colour eyes, with crayons and a blank sheet of paper.

What do I draw, Mom.
Draw me a palm tree, she'd say. A palm tree on an island.

And I'd draw. I was never good at it, they never improved. My island sand stayed orange and the colour of the ocean, baby blue.

Since I have to be here, I'd like to at least look at somewhere else... draw me a palm tree, Kate.
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splinken a viking boat on fire. 030310
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megan send my drawing to lillady@adelphia.net please :-) 030310
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x things are hung up on a didjeridon't.
sorry kids.
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DannyH I'm still waiting... 030312
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x well, see my last statement. 030312
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e. d. am i holding up the works--your tai chi model? 030312
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x i was gonna draw

but i smashed a light bulb in my hall instead
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no reason might it be amusing for you to draw that? not to send out, but for your own amusement? ...would make an interesting picture. 030608
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frAnk o16-618 that is fucking amazing daxle. blathes of such length are to be commennded somehow. how about if i raise a glass of merlot to you while interpol plays in the background?

seriously, darling, kudos and props. we still have the drawing you gave to farmfish and say fucking right.
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x i'm truly confused about what you are trying to say :( 030608
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no reason me? or frAnk?
i think that might have been directed at me, because what i said was probably more confusing than what frAnk said.

anyway, if it was to me, i just meant that drawing a picture of a light smashed in a hallway would be interesting.
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x no, i meant frAnk

that would be a cool drawing

unfortunately, i'm uncapable of doing it because i suck
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endless desire i won't request anything
because i doubt you have time
with all the drawings you are creating,
but i just want a copy of something
that you are making for all these other people.
or maybe it is just that i don't believe you are actually sending them.
and i want proof.
my mom calls me her own doubting_thomas
god, im so sick of religion.
but that isn't the point.
just, the next time you make a picture for someone, can you send me a copy?
email: polkadotell@yahoo.com
if it doesn't work under my name.
thank you, i really do appreciate it
if you have time.
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x i found a loophole

progress is being made again
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frAnk sorry for my jibberish, it was quite a party. all i meant was i think it's cool how this idea turned out. the response is amazing and i was just congratulating you. 030609
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stork daddy draw yourself giving a fuck 030610
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x that would be the same as my previous self portrait

i give way too much fuck for my own good

it's poisoning me

oh and by the way, you don't know me
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x and to think i was looking up what hot dog on a stick uniforms look like... 030610
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stork daddy i meant about other people! it's okay anyways...my other email account doesn't work. but i still want that drawing. oh well...don't take things so seriously. haha....besides...i was fine not knowing you...untill you went out of your way to make yourself known. anyways...don't let the world get you down. let yourself get down with the world. 030610
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ever dumbening heeeeeelllll yeah!

arrrgh matey. i gots me a treasure map.

are the brown swirls in the corners the beer stains? and if so, which particular strain of stain? a nice porter perhaps?

i'm especially interested in the 'looting mall'. i wonder if god would take me there.

thanks you
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god i will take you to the mall, but i am bad about leaving people there. just to warn you.

dax-
please draw me a picture of a rabbit
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x hmm... onward... when is my cat Not being bad? does something bad happen if you draw the devil? do you lose your soul? 030611
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endless desire only special peole like you lose their soul daxle, don't worry.
but i am still wondering,
can i have a copy of something?
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x i sent a copy to the address you specified 030611
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endless desire sweeeet!
the pirate map kicks ass
(another satisfied customer)
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bespeckled Draw for me (if you have time and resources)

something you think I would like.

And if you don't know what I would like, then something you think I need.

And if you don't know that either, then something that you think someone should need, somewhere.
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bespeckled oh yes, and I will send you my email address if you actually decide to draw me something.

Thank you
030612
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DannyH I figure, take a chance. Its not like you were using your soul anyway... 030612
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bespeckled Ah, I didn't realize I was talking to daxle.

Nevermind, you've already sent me something. :)

I need nothing further. :)
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karl the weed draw... a zombie. a scary looking zombie.

ssabmudu@yahoo.com
030702
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sab hey x, you still up for this?

draw me the monster that lives under my bed?
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Squalidangel May I have a picture too?

If yes, I would love to have a drawing of a a fairy.

I love greens...
040614
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puredream Draw tomorrow. 040614
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JdAwG To draw tomorrow is an impossible task. Even if it was possible, the page would be black. Not because tomorrow is a bleak, black thing, but because the possibilities are so endless, and they would merely overlap, until nothing could be set apart from anything else 040614
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daxle i'll restart this
no more crayon though
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deathofarose daxle, please draw me standing in the street outside your window, hunched against a blowing rain.

deathofarose@gmail.com
050715
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.fallen a field of wheat...golden and blowing gently in the wind..... a little girl wearing a blue dress standing in the field and arms spread and smiling at the sky..... a family of ducks somewhere off to the corner....and any other details you may like 050715
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egging on draw some eyeball demons and various skeletal things for Misstree, I know she would love them. 050715
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somebody please draw a beautiful mustard jar 050715
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4 hours Pentagon chief nominee: US 061205
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NOT winning in Iraq... 061205
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4 hours ago ... 061205
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Strideo Hmmm, interesting. NOT seems to want a drawing of "winning in Iraq".
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somebody platypi. always platypi. 061206
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hajuaoaktihuaplobunduliak PLEASE DRAW A SIGN SAYING NOT TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS PLEASE AND THANK YOU FOR DOING SO BECAUSE I CANNOT STAND IT OH HOW IT IRKS ME HOW SHALL I SAY... I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE SO PLEASE DRAW OR WHATEVER I DON'T CARE GOODBYE PLEASE LOVE ME 061206
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falling_alone a clean room for me, so my roommates can't say it's too messy.
i'll i'd have to do is point.
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() ( inspiration ) 061208
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pSyche lambs running up a rainbow. 061208
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IGG your brain on drugs 061209
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factory reject your brain on a nun 061209
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jae wish you were still doing this... 070813
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jane . 070813
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