la_vie_boheme jennifer La Vie Boheme RESTAURANT MAN No Please No Not Tonight Please No Mister - Can't You Go - Not Tonight - Can't Have A Scene ROGER What? RESTAURANT MAN Go, Please Go; You - Hello, Sir- I Said No Important Customer MARK What Am I - Just A Blur? RESTAURANT MAN You Sit All Night - You Never Buy! MARK That's A Lie - That's A Lie I Had A Tea The Other Day RESTAURANT MAN You Couldn't Pay MARK Oh Yeah COLLINGS Benjamin Coffin III--Here? RESTAURANT MAN Oh No! ALL Wine & Beer! MAUREEN The Enemy Of Avenue A We'll Stay RESTAURANT MAN Oiy Vey! COLLINS What Brings The Mogul In His Own Mind To The Life Cafe? BENNY I Would Like To Propose A Toast To Maureen's Noble Try It Went Well MAUREEN Go To Hell BENNY Was The Yuppie Scum Stomped Not Counting The Homeless How Many Tickets Weren't Comp'ed ROGER Why Did Muffy-- BENNY Alison ROGER Miss The Show? BENNY There Was A Death In The Family If You Must Know ANGEL Who Died? BENNY Our Akita BENNY, MARK, ANGEL, COLLINS Evita BENNY Mimi - I'm Surprised A Bright And Charming Girl Like You Hangs Out With These Slackers (Who Don't Adhere To Deals) They Make Fun - Yet I'm The One Attempting To Do Some Good Or Do You Really Want A Neighborhood Where People Piss On Your Stoop Every Night? Bohemia, Bohemia's A Fallacy In Your Head This Is Calcutta Bohemia Is Dead MARK Dearly Beloved We Gather Here To Say Our Goodbyes COLLINS & ROGER Dies Irae - Dies Illa Kyrie Eleison Yitgadal V' Yitkadash (etc.) MARK Here She Lies No On Knew Her Worth The Late Great Daughter Of Mother Earth On This Night When We Celebrate The Birth In That Little Town Of Bethlehem We Raise Our Glass - You Bet Your Ass To - La Vie Boheme ALL La Vie Boheme La Vie Boheme La Vie Boheme La Vie Boheme MARK To Days Of Inspiration, Playing Hookey, Making Something Out Of Nothing, The Need To Express - To Communicate, To Going Against The Grain, Going Insane, Going Mad To Loving Tension, No Pension To More Than One Dimension, To Starving For Attention, Hating Convention, Hating Pretension, Not To Mention Of Course, Hating Dear Old Mom And Dad To Riding Your Bike, Midday Past The Three Piece Suits- To Fruits - To No Absolutes- To Absolut - To Choice- To The Village Voice- To Any Passing Fad To Being An Us - For Once- Instead Of A Them- ALL La Vie Boheme La Vie Boheme MAUREEN Is The Equipment In A Pyramid? JOANNE It Is, Maureen MAUREEN The Mixer Doesn't Have A Case Don't Give Me That Face MR. GREY Ahhemm MAUREEN Hey Mister-She's My Sister RESTAURANT MAN So That's Five Miso Soup, Four Seaweed Salad Three Soy Burger Dinner, Two Tofu Dog Platter And One Pasta With Meatless Balls A BOY Ugh COLLINS It Tastes The Same MIMI If You Close Your Eyes RESTAURANT MAN An Thirteen Orders Of Fries Is That It Here? ALL Wine & Beer! MIMI & ANGEL To Hand-Crafted Beers Made In Local Breweries To Yoga, To Yogurt, To Rice And Beans And Cheese To Leather, To Dildos To Curry Vindaloo To Huevos Rancheros And Maya Angelou MAUREEN & COLLINS Emotion Devotion, To Causing A Commotion, Creation, Vacation MARK Mucho Masturbation MAUREEN & COLLINS Compassion, To Fashion, To Passion When It's New COLLINS To Sontag ANGEL To Sondheim FOUR PEOPLE To Anything Taboo COLLINS & ROGER Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham And Cage COLLINS Lenny Bruce ROGER Langston Hughes MAUREEN To The Stage PERSON #1 To Uta PERSON #2 To Buddha PERSON #3 Pablo Neruda, Too MARK & MIMI Why Dorothy And Toto Went Over The Rainbow To Blow Off Auntie Em ALL La Vie Boheme MAUREEN And Wipe The Speakers Off Before You Pack JOANNE Yes, Maureen MAUREEN Well - Hurry Back MR. GREY Sisters? MAUREEN We're Close ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY Brothers! MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & THREE OTHERS Bisexuals, Trisexuals, Homo Sapiens Carcinogens, Hallucinogens, Men, Pee Wee Herman German Wine, Turpentine, Gertrude Stein Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa Carmina Burana ALL To Apathy, To Entropy, To Empathy, Ecstasy Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC To No Shame - Never Playing The Fame Game COLLINS To Marijuana ALL To Sodomy It's Between God And Me To S & M BENNY Waiter...Waiter...Waiter ALL La Vie Boheme COLLINS In honor of the death of bohemia and impromtu salon will commence immediately following dinner... Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred. ROGER Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an erection on high holy days. MARK Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the eleventh street lot, will sing native american tribal chants backwards through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello- which she has never studied. BENNY Your New Boyfriend Doesn't Know About Us MIMI There's Nothing To Know BENNY Don't You Think That We Should Discuss -- MIMI It Was Three Months Ago BENNY He Doesn't Act Like He's With You MIMI We're Taking It Slow BENNY Where Is He Now? MIMI He's Right -- Hmm BENNY Uh Huh MIMI Where'd He Go? MARK Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song (Roger picks up a guiter and plays) MARK That Doesn't Remind Us Of 'Musetta's Waltz' COLLINS Angel Dumott Schunard Will Model The Latest Fall Fashions From Paris While Accompanying Herself On The 10 Gallon Plastic Pickle Tub ANGEL And Collins Will Recount his Exploits As An Anarchist - Including The Tale Of His Successful Reprogramming Of The M.I.T. Virtual Reality Equipment To Self- Destruct, As It Broadcast The Words. ALL 'Actual Reality - Act Up - Fight AIDS' BENNY Check!! MIMI Excuse Me - Did I Do Something Wrong? I Get Invited - Then Ignored - All Night Long ROGER I've Been Trying - I'm Not Lying No One's Perfect, I've Got Baggage MIMI Life's Too Short - Babe - Time Is Flying I'm Looking For Baggage That Goes With Mine ROGER I Should Tell You-- MIMI I've Got Baggage Too ROGER I Should Tell You-- BOTH Baggage - Wine-- OTHERS And Beer! ALL Yea!!! To Dance A GIRL No Way To Make A Living, Masochism, Pain, Perfection, Muscle Spasm, Chiropractors, Short- Careers, Eating Disorders ALL Film MARK Adventure, Tedium, No Family, Boring Locations, Dark Rooms, Perfect Faces, Egos, Money, Hollywood And Sleaze ALL Music ANGEL Food Of Love, Emotion, Mathematics, Isolation, Rhythm, Feeling, Power, Harmony, And Heavy Competition ALL Anarchy COLLINS & MAUREEN Revolution, Justice, Screaming For Solutions, Forcing Changes, Risk, And Danger Making Noise And Making Pleas ALL To Faggots, Lezzies, Dykes, Cross Dressers Too MAUREEN To Me MARK To Me COLLINS & ANGEL To Me ALL To You, And You And You, You And You To People living With, Living With, Living With Not Dying From Disease Let He Among Us Without Sin Be The First To Condemn La Vie Boheme La Vie Boheme La Vie Boheme MARK Anyone Out Of The Mainstream Is Anyone In The Mainstream? Anyone Alive - With A Sex Drive Tear Down The Wall Aren't We All The Opposite Of War Isn't Peace... It's Creation ALL La Vie Boheme La Vie Boheme La Vie Boheme ALL La Vie Boheme MARK The riot continues The Christmas tree goes up in flames The snow dances Oblivious, Mimi and Roger exchange a small, lovely kiss ALL Viva La Vie Boheme ~jonathan larson 1995 000404 ... dicole Screw Jonathon Larson for corrupting La Boheme into a series of platitudes, pop cadences and one dimensional characters 000404 ... ... he did no such thing... this song is in NO WAY related to La Boheme... It is merely a commentary on how our culture is trying to capture the bohemian lifestyle 000408 ... dicole The entire musical is directly related to La Boheme. It parallels almost exactly the action, characters and themes. This song in Rent corresponds to act two, scene one of La Boheme. If it is as you say a social commentary, then it is a second hand, shitty commentary at that. 000409 ... silentbob dude, fuck ya'll, ok? its good. 000911 ... Effingham Fish Hear, hear. In fact, hear hear HEAR hear. Now I have a sudden urge to assemble a local production of this play, just so I can be the Restaurant Guy. That's my kind of character. 011030 ... Borealis To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion Creation, vacation Mucho masturbation Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new To Sontag To Sondheim To anything taboo Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage Lenny Bruce Langston Hughes To the stage To Uta To Buddha Pablo Neruda, too Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow To blow off Auntie Em La vie Boheme Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens, Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa Carmina Burana To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC, To no shame - never playing the Fame Game To Marijuana To sodomy, It's between God and me To S & M La vie Boheme - rent 040613 ... Borealis da da da da... 040613 ... puredream Dax read this to me the other day. I cried. I don't think he noticed? 040613 ... luminesence I notice all things 040614 ... What? Dax is female 040614 ... puredream oh hey guess what!!! I 'm NOT talking about DAXLE!!! I know someone on here actually NAMED DAX. arg. *is flustered* 040614 what's it to you? who go blather from