blue_blankin'_with_farmfish farmfish hey y'all, what's up? check it out... fresh blanks for the children. share the love. 1. oil is .................................... 2. my favourite sandwich is .......... 3. the last time i wore a hat was.... 4. .........make bad pets because....... 5. my favourite slang term is ............ 030423 ... birdmad 1. oil is slippery. 2. my favourite sandwich is currently a good spicy cappicolla and chicken breast on 9-grain with tomato, avocado, a couple of slices of green pepper and muenster cheese, with a little dab of garlic mayonnaise 3. the last time i wore a hat was longer ago than i can remember, but it was either my Suicidal_Tendencies hat, my BDU cap, or my black, felt "Duckie Dale" hat from way back in the day. 4. scorpions make bad pets because they tend to get squashed by whatever it is you are trying to teach them to fetch or they run away, or they sting you 5. my favourite slang term is "cool." It seems to be the only one that never becomes ridiculously dated in retrospect 030423 ... Dafremen Oil is a substance which a powerful few have managed to profit from by creating, feeding and exploiting petroleum dependence until the resource is depleted. My favorite sandwich is..hmmm..tough one..peanut butter and banana ranks right up there, but probably a reuben. The last time I wore a hat was back East. It had those earflaps like on South Park. Chitlins make bad pets because they're lazy and they don't clean up after themselves. My favorite slang term is vAto. 030423 ... niska 1. oil is due for a change, in my car. 2. my favourite sandwich is cheese. 3. the last time i wore a hat was january. 4. cats make bad pets because they stink. 5. my favourite slang term is 'that's dope', though i don't say it often anymore. 030424 ... sixteen 1. oil is full of unlikely rainbows. 2. my favourite sandwich is the kind friends are eating that you steal bites from. 3. the last time i wore a hat was last week, someone hat raped my head with someones baseball cap. 4. Turkeys make bad pets because they are scary, mean, and dumb. 5. my favourite slang term is "boss" as in "that movie is fucking boss, I'm in love with Jared Leto" 030603 ... unhinged 1. oil is dirty. 2. my favourite sandwich is...well...i cycle through these things. right now i have really been hankering for a turkey, pepperoni, and swiss american on mass produced 'italian' bread with mayonaise with garlic powder sprinkled onto the mayonaise. sometimes i like to heat up the meat and cheese, sometimes i like to leave it cold. more often than not, i enjoy hot sandwiches more than cold. warmth makes a meal more worth eating. unless of course it is salad. 3. the last time i wore a hat was more than likely the last time it snowed. winter hats are an obsession of mine. 4. turtles make bad pets only because it is disgusting to clean up urine soaked newspaper. 5. my favourite slang term is fuckstick. 030603 ... endless desire 1. oil is nice when its baby oil. and its on your back and you are getting a massage. 2. my favourite sandwich is turkey and mayo from quiznos!! [oh you dont even know. im obsessed. i had two today. i mean not at the same time. but for lunch and dinner] (i still havent decided if thats how you spell that) 3. the last time i wore a hat was a while ago. i like my hair better than hats. though i do have this awesome hat that i got in santa cruz. i should wear it more bc it cost me a lot. i probably wore it a couple months ago. its great. you dont like it tho. i think thats why i havent worn it in a while but i dont remember 4. CATS make bad pets because they are evil and they do horrible things to my allergies. and they are so independent and they dont come when you call. i need something that needs me. as pathetic as that sounds. dogs need you. dogs want your attention. and if you dont give it to them, they just go sleep. its easy. they are perfect. 5. my favourite slang term is "stoked" or "slapdash" [as in, something retarded is slapdash. jana got me hooked] im also a fan of "you coo" (only when making fun of someone who things they are way too awesome to begin with) or "woot" its an LC thing 030603 ... Freak 1. oil is good for my car. Its time for a change. 2. my favourite sandwich is bologna with cheese and mustard. 3. the last time i wore a hat was a few months ago. 4. Mice make bad pets because even if you buy all females somehow they multiply and multiply and multiply until you have so many in one little ten gallon tank that you can't count so you have to let them loose in the woods or feed them to the dog because they have started feeding on each other. Trust me....I know. 5. My favourite slang term is son-of-a-mother-dumb-shit-redneck. Wait....is that slang?! 030604 ... crimson 1. oil is a rainbow maker 2. my favourite sandwich is marinated artichoke hearts with lettuce, and cheese, peppers, mayonaise, and mustard in a toasted bun. 3. the last time i wore a hat was wednesday 4. sugar gliders make bad pets because you might wake up at 4 AM, mistake it for a squirrle, and let it out of your window into the wild. 5. my favourite slang term is "slut puppy" or "oh my christ." 031005 ... nomme 1. oil is one of my favourite mediums. 2. my favourite sandwich is fried tofu slices on toast with a scratch of mustard and a little drop of ketchup. 3. the last time i wore a hat was the last time i wore a hat which was at some point in the past when i was wearing a hat,...oh i remember! my straw hat when it was really sunny out this summer. 4. nommes make bad pets because they eat a lot and are messy. they usually come when called, but sometimes refuse to get out of bed. 5. my favourite slang term is bugger bum. you bugger bum! 031005 ... u24 1. Oil is a combustive liquid made, essentially, from rocks; limestone, clay, sand, and other sedimentary derivates. When extracted from a reservoir, it is known as crude oil, and contains rock particles, water as well as salts and gases dissolved in it. 'Refined oil' refers to oil which has had these impurities removed. Oil contains sulphur, water, chlorine, and many other compounds; it's chemical composition is suprisingly complex, which is one of the reasons it has so many commercial applications. (shortened and rewritten from http://www.yus-oil.ru/english/data.html) 2. my favourite sandwich is undecided, they're all so very good. BLT's are nice, however I don't like eating meat, mainly because I think the treatment of animals is so inhumane; obviously you can't humanely kill animals, but you can limit yourself to taking only what you need, and wasting nothing. Modern society, in terms of commerce, does not do this. 3. the last time i wore a hat was not very long ago, why? 4. most animals make bad pets because the idea of owning another living creature is totally wrong. More specifically, though, cats make bad pets because they are not pack based in nature, as opposed to dogs, who will, generally, integrate with you, cats simply exist for themselves. selfish bastard. all he ever wants is food and attention.. ahem. 5. my favourite slang term is most of them! slang is a form of self expression, even by not using slang, you are expressing yourself. Either way it's our language, so, point me at whoever it is telling me I'm not allowed to use certain words, and telling me I can't have long hair and wear my army boots in an office, and I'll ask them, very politely, why not. 031108 ... pipedream 1. oil is good for your hair. also good for you skin and soul when its scented and rubbed in well. 2. my favourite sandwich is turkey and lettuce with mustard...tuna salad...kebab and green onion mustard..i love mustard.. 3. the last time i wore a hat was about a month ago; i was going to wear one last week but i looked bald so i didn't 4. ladybirds make bad pets because they fly away 5. my favourite slang term is these days an urdu swearword abbreviated for decency's sake. 'tis just so much fun to say, it rolls off the tongue like silk 031109 ... KrazyKat 1. Oil Is largely the reason that Americans are dying on Iraq soil as we speak and President is in his bedroom plucking his eyebrows. 2. turkey & pepper. 3. the last time I wore a hat was sometime a few months ago before my hair had become a fro 4. Love makes a bad pet, it would much rather be treated like a human being. 5. I don't like to use common slang, unless I'm making fun of the common person. I prefer to get hung up on a random funny word or phrase for a week or two until something else comes along. Okay, I like some beatnik slang but I wouldn't use it in public. You Dig? 031109 ... KrazyKaufield p.s. the next person who rips of Catcher in the Rye with the "oil rainbows" idea is a huge square. 031109 ... x uh? oil is refractive. j.d. salinger didn't cause that. 031110 ... krazy it's gasoline in the novel anyway, I was kidding 031111 ... mood ring yea, im bringin back another one... 1) oil is good on salad. 2) my favorite sandwich is a butter sandwich. just cover bread with butter then put it in the microwave for a few seconds...hmmmmmmm 3) the last time i wore a hat was about three years ago. i was about to go on a end-of-the-year trip with my school, and my mom wanted me to take some ugly dumb baseball cap. i put it on to please her, looked in the mirror as if i was really thinking about it, and said no. 4) fish make bad pets because they die. yes, i have been hurt before.. 5) my favorite slang term is crack monkey. or fuck monkey. so i made them up? they're almost slang... ***BONUS*** i hate the term: "Don't be hatin" i wish it to die, slowly, in that deck of slang words for old people trying but failing. i also hate "my bad" but not many people say that anymore. 040610 ... doar 1. oil is dripping from that vehicle over there. 2. my favourite sandwich is grilled cheese (yeah, bring on the heart attack). 3. the last time i wore a hat was last saturday when golfing with my dad (maxfli embroidered on the front) 4. children make bad pets because they just do. 5. my favourite slang term is way cool. 050714 ... p2 1. oil is... a source of evil 2. my favourite sandwich is... ham & cheese 3. the last time i wore a hat was... if caps count, today. if not, sometime in the winter 4. fish make bad pets because they don't do anything (no offense farmfish) 5. my favourite slang term is... badonkadonk. it's just so fun to say. 050729 ... god oil is essential, thus, essential oils my favorite sandwich is grilled cheese with spaghetti-o's the last time i wore a hat was when i auditioned for pope airplanes make bad pets because they eat so much my favorite slang term is oon 050729 ... epitome_of_incomprehensibility 1. Oil is slick, thus oil slick 2. My favorite sandwich is tuna salad. 3. I wore a hat last week. 4. Flying pirhanas make bad pets, for the obvious reasons. Okay, so I got that from a Far Side cartoon. 5. "blurk". I like to pretend it means something terribly obscene or profound (take your pick) yet it means nothing. Nothing!!! Devoid of identifiable reality. 050729 ... Death of a Rose 1. oil is....meant for her body and my hands. 2. my favourite sandwich is....dependent upon the time of day...the time of the moon in the sky...dependent upon almost everything....put some pepperjack on it though, whatever it is. 3. The last time I wore a hat....was just to cover my eyes as I viewed the long par and putt. 4. Turkeys and fools...make bad pets because...shit and foolery tend to follow you all over the place. 5. my favourite sland term is....ohferfucksakes.... . 130612 what's it to you? who go blather from