pants
jennifer *eddie_izzard*

I think I stole a pair of his
but I don't even know which ones they are
I guess it doesn't matter much
he's never getting them back
he probably doesn't even know I have them
so it's just as well that I never told him
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moonshine Can i have your pants? 000525
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Brad no. I just bought them today. Only 9 dollars 000525
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The Schleiffen Man i hate pants....i love my shorts... i made it 6 years without blue jeans. almost as long without khakis but jobs and church came back into my life. pants are hot. they don't fit me right. and they're hard to find long for me. 000525
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claudia it's funny when people wear short pants. they're not really pants at all. the lazy ones call them shants. the lazier call them shorts, when they're not short at all. well, they are for pants. but they're not pants! they're shorts. just longer. that's it. 000726
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moonshine I hate shorts, I hate pants. I wear my skin 000726
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jennifer I don't even remember wearing it.
and I can't remember if it pertains to eddie_izzard or to perhaps mark
oh well
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Brad What one wears to a pants party. A pants party is something only a few people know about. It is sort of an inside joke that means absolutely nothing. It is what jazz musicians might term a "hang." See jazz_slang_of_the_day 000726
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el chorizon even now, i'm not wearing any at all 000726
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twiggie everytime i get a pair of pants i wear them until they are ubelievably worn out.

i'm wearing the pants i let everyone write on with black sharpies. emily put her name down the side with black duct tape. i had to add material to the bottom of them cos they were too short from tearing and wearing off. some of the stitching has gradually come out too but it's ok cos it didn't really serve a purpose. i still love them even though they are falling apart. *hugs her pants*
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twiggie today my uncle commented on my pants. he said "you know duct tape is almost insoluble". and i tried to ignore him because he always makes comments like those, just making sure everyone knows he's smart.
my cousins then told me what he was thinking in his head as he was saying this was..."you are going to have sticky pants. and i feel bad for you".
if you aren't laughing i guess you had to be there. oh well.
it's things like these that make me wish i could spend more time with my cousins.
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misstree one of my favorite words to say.
the way the "a" floats out is strange.
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god i have pants like those, i do. 001224
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twiggie i took the duct tape off and they aren't sticky. 001224
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stupidpunkgirl what?! you took my name off your pants? say my name....bitch. 001224
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Megan Sorry ms. Jackson....

my mommy is giving me jncos for xmas. how happy am I? my favs wore out.... or they're in the process and I don't wanna wear them for fear they'll fall apart and I'll burst into tears because they're gone. it makes me sad just thinking about it.
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twiggie well i actually didn't take it entirely off. i was mad and i wanted to prove him that haha no i WONT have sticky pants.

of course this was after we got home but that's beside the point.
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Show Obvious Learning vocabulary lesson!!!!
Pants = underwear, e.g. boxer shorts, Y fronts (eugh) ,etc.

Trousers = top layer leg waer ( e.g. jeans, combats, etc.)

its infuriating
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Show Obvious Learning bollock, wear, not waer 010418
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Show Obvious Learning bollocks, wear, not waer 010418
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Casey Careful, I bought these pants at Pamida.

None of my pants ever fit right, I always have to use a belt.
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Homer Simpson Down with pants! 011225
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reitoei who the hell came up with the sizes? they never fit me. to long to short. to fat to thin. i wnat a pair of pants that fits me!! I've never had any. NEVER!! 011226
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zenfishsticks mike: gautham, your pants fell off in my room. 020106
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god i like to dance
without no pants
i do a dance
to control the ants
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sprhrgrl makes a great random exclamation 030305
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cut_and_paste Just goes to show that even god has his limitations ;-) 030305
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pipedream pants are great. trousers are better. jeans are the bestest. hooray! although nobody can ever buy you a pair for your, you always have to do it yourself or you butt'll look thrice its size in weird pants with no butt pockets or saggy weird butts in pants that're in-between loose. yay for pants. 030306
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pipedream for you, sorry. :D 030306
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minnesota_chris now when I said the word "pants" to a Brit, she said "what... underpants?" 030321
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Dangler Why?

Fronts?

Loose
Pants
Loose

Just let it all hang out.
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niska ...he was wearing velvet pants. 030402
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DavesHeroinGirl So sweet to finally see. So cozy to cuddle my legs around too. 030403
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x take them off 030403
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niska underpants go... under yer pants! 030403
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fairbecca today at a meeting
I was holding a freinds baby while she was speaking
and got up to take him into the back room to quiet him...
this guy comes up behind me and tells me I have gum all over my PANTS.
I was embarrassed, but asked him to get it off for me.
My hands were full holding the baby.
He gets some paper towel and pulls most of the gum off with his fingers. It was a big blob of blue gum.
I rather liked the feeling of his fingers on the back of my PANTS. He had nice strong hands. Wonder what his name is. Hmm...
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:P bags on legs clothes :P 031213
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Toxic_Kisses like like mine -tiGht- but not so tight that you cant sit in em cuz thats just painfull, just got rid of one pair of thoes the other day, I like the way they cling so snuggly to my curves and the way thay automaticly make you walk all sexy like bc they are so tight (you can fight walking that way but the jeans will eventuly win when your not consintrateing on walking, not only that but you end up looking awquword when you try to fight your jeans in that fashion) I think this came about when I was younger and we were really poor, I was going through growing sperts but bc we had no money my pants would just get tighter and tighter, shorter and shorter (gawd I have such an embareasing class picture of me in floods while I was in 4th grade) eventuly I'd end up w/ only two pair of pants that would fit w/ a bit of dificulty, but that was b4 I found out a bout hose, and then suddinly none of them would fit and then I'd go into ha-stare-ic crying and/or angy binges of "IM FAT!" even though I knew perfectly well I wasent or just hertling loud insults at my pants and cutting them to shreds, hell they dident fit me any way so whats it matter? me and pants have a desterbing history but I still prefer them over shorts or skirts, I guess I just got use to them being so tight when I was growing up that I still love the way it feels to have jeans hugging my skin, oh and tip of the day for the few of you still out their that don't know it, if your haveing a hard time pulling on your pant's on throw some hose on first (then socks kuz it's hard to put on socks after you put jeans on) and they'll glide right on up and fit like a second skin, and not only that but no panty lines ^.^ 031213
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somebody the way she pants after a hard run is so unbelievably sexy 031213
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soullinguist Where are the other brits on this thing!?!?! we made this language, yanks - don't abuse it! ;)
PANTS?!?!
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F-U ! ASS ASS ASS ASS ASSS ASSS ASS SASASASASSASqs 040203
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jenny enny dots how would life be different if nobody thought women should wear pants? 040204
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fu dont call me a yank you bastard 040211
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fu dont call me a yank you bastard . 040211
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minnesota_chris what a pleasant little string of obscenities.

I know that life becomes a lot more pleasant in spring, when the women shed the big baggy warm pants for something shorter and much more fun.
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her royal highness the quirk "Can I borrow your pants?" *giggles* 040405
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TK

If any one knows of a store that stocks up on kacky work slacks please let me know!


See:
Slacks
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phoenix a word describing general dislike of the subject, as in 'dude, that's pretty pants' 040421
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oren There's a game where you substitute "pants" for other words in Star Wars lines:

A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

These pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

Han will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time!

General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

TK-421…why aren’t you in your pants?

Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.

Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.

Luke…help me take…these pants off.

Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

That blast came from those pants. That thing’s operational!

Don’t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

Maybe you’d like it back in your pants, your highness.

Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!

Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
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flowerbed on a cloud wish I had more =) 061114
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mr song i dont wear any pants. pants are foolish, you have to unbutton and/or unzip them to take them off. they get in the way when your riding a bike. pants are worthless 070608
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