pick_up_lines nanny Ok, and here is another list from me... 100 Pick_up_Lines (that'll never get you laid again.) 1 Nice shoes, wanna f*ck? 2 What kind of pancakes do you like, so I'll know what to make you in the morning. 3 Do you wash your pants in windex, cuz I can see myself in them. 4 You're ugly but I still wouldn't mind doing you from behind. 5 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 6 Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my head all day. 7 If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? 8 That shirt is very becoming on you, I'm sure if I was on you, I'd be coming too. 9 That's a lovely outfit you have on, I'm sure it would look great on my floor in the morning. 10 How about we do 68? you blow me and I'll owe you one. 11 The word of the day is legs, wanna spread the word with me? 12 Your house or mine? 13 Can I check your tag to see if you were made in heaven? 14 Can I put my #### between your tits? 15 I wish I could rearrange the alphabet to put "U" and "I" closer together. 16 Wanna go out for pizza and f*ck? What you don't like pizza? 17 Suck me beautiful. 18 Was your daddy a meat-burgular? Cuz it looks like he took two fine hams and crammed them down the back of your pants. 19 I lost my number, can I get yours? 20 Your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I meet you between the holidays? 21 Hey honey, did you feel the ground shake? Well thats you because you shook me all night long. 22 Hey darling you look hot, why don't you allow me to help you cool off. 23 What? I'm not tall enough for you? Well come back to my room and I will show you what is tall. 24 Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars outta the sky and put them in your eyes. 25 Back home, my friends call me The Godfather. No I'm not Italian, But just like the Godfather movies, when I make hit, I never miss 26 Just like the Motley Crue album "Dr Feelgood" I will make you feel so good that you may need a dr afterwards to return you to your normal self. 27 What? You want to be an astronaut? Why dont we see how good of a passanger you are and ride my rocket. 28 I am alot like the United States Airforce. I never shoot blanks. 29 No darling, Sex isn't the only thing that matters to me, making love does. So hop in the sack so I can give you some of that loving feeling. 30 I wanna see London, I definitley want to go to France. Is there any possible way I can see under your underpants? 31 What your a lesbian?? No ####, because I am one too. 32 When god created Adam and Eve, he gave Eve Adams rib. A rib is a bone. Well I would like to do a reenactment. Because I got another bone to give. 33 Hi, you're cute, wanna f*ck? 34 Give me a burger, take me home, and f*ck me like I stole something. 35 Should I call you for break fast you just tap on you? 36 You have very nice eyes, I see them lookin at me from between my legs. 37 I've always wondered how much you really take after you mother 38 You and I are just like Puff Daddy, you ain't going nowhere. 39 If you and I were both squirrels, could i bust a nut in ur hole? 40 Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight, if I'm wrong, I'll eat the difference. 41 Damn baby you got an hour glass figure, I got one hour. 42 I have a profile and a pic. :) 43 Wanna trade pics? or do you just want mine? 44 Do you wanna pump? 45 Do you have any Irish in you, if not, would you like some? 46 If good looks was doggy doody you would be the ####. 47 I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? 48 Do you sleep on your stomach? can I? 49 Everything I'm about to do to you I learned at sea world. 50 Did you get those pants at nasa, cause your ass is outta this world. 51 Nice legs, what time do they open? 52 There's a party in your mouth and I'm cumming. 53 Hey, I broke my wrist wanna help out? 54 Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille nametag. 55 You look like a girl thats heard every line in the book, so whats one more gonna hurt? 56 Excuse me, do you wanna f*ck or should I apologize? 57 I lost my bed, can I borrow yours? 58 I can't find my puppy. Will you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room over there. 59 You must be jelly, cus jam dont shake like that. 60 The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means theres more room for your tongue. 61 Hi, my name is pogo, wanna jump my stick? 62 Could I bum a cigarette to smoke after we have sex? 63 I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock. 64 Do you believe at love at first sight or do I need to walk by again? 65 Baby you are taken I dont break couples up. 66 Hey girl, did you just grab my ass? 67 Hey do you like piggy back rides, yes, me too, carry me. 68 Your eyes are like the two stars in the night sky, let me travel to the heavens and touch them. 69 Hey you touched mine now it's my turn to touch yours. 70 Do you like riding horses, well I don't have a horse so I'll have to do. 71 Hey baby, wanna wrassle? 72 Let's flip a coin and see what my chances of getting head are. 73 Knock, knock. -Who's there? -Orange. -Orange who? -Orange you gonna let me tap that ass? 74 Your lips are like wine, and I wanna get drunk tonight! 75 Tell your sister I said thanks. 76 Are u from Tennessee cuz your the only 10 I see. 77 My #### is bigger than your mans. 78 My hands are very soft may I touch your soft place with them 79 I'm a dam builder and I'm looking for hardworking beavers to give me a hand. 80 My name is Elmo, will you tickle me? 81 Hey baby, pull up a #### and have a seat. 82 Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I was watching you and I couldn't help but to ask, do you swallow? 83 I know your a ####, but would you mind teaching me how to be one too? 84 Let's subtract your cloths, add a bed, divide your legs, and then we can multiply. 85 Excuse me, I was wondering if you could help me out (with what?) ::pulls a cement yard squirrel out of his coat and begins petting it:: Are you a confident squirrel fluffer? 86 Would you like to get rich and hold my jewles? 87 Would you like to meet a member of my family? Mr. Happy. 88 do you wanna f*ck to see if I still got it? 89 I know you have a sore throat, would you like me to coat it and make it feel better? 90 Hey baby, let's play army. I'll lay down and you can blow me up. 91 Just do what I tell you and nobody gets hurt. 92 I am the angel in heaven, wanna decend with me to hell so we can sin together? 93 You've been a bad girl, now I'm gonna have to spank you with my wood. 94 Are those boobs real? 95 Of course all men are dogs, wanna be my trainer? 96 I just opened the condom, I only have 1 more minute till blast off/ 97 I can't get it up, Houston, we have a problem. 98 Damn those are nice mellons are they seeded or seedless? 99 Want to feel my lucky stick? 100 I am working right now, can you come back after hours and I can put in some overtime? ok, and no i didn't come up with all of these..... 011215 ... carne de metal we can get married and beat the dog together. 020225 ... Mateo Nany, number 20 is suposed to say "can I cum between the holydays" Ill be using many of these, thanks 020226 ... Mahayana pick up lines within the context of my own virtue should uplift a spirit, rather initiated by passions of uplifting clothing [initiated on behalf of others] [initiated on behalf of myself] 020226 ... hey now! excuse me, do you have a bandaid? i skinned my knee when i fell for you. 020227 ... Mahayana [:::[ ]:::] 020227 ... Mahayana for band aid services that'll be $2.99 please plus tx [tx tx tx tx tx][april is coming] 020227 ... hey now! thank you my dear mahayana. i shall keep this bandaid on my knee for years even after it is covered in mold and fungi. 020227 ... astro number 2 is: "I just wanted to know how you like your eggs, so I'll know how to make them tomorrow morning". 020301 ... unique butterfly lol 020301 ... unpublished lyric machine you can hurt me all you want and i'll let you and then i'll find someone else to hurt me some more wanna fuck? 020302 ... Kristopher "Here, kiss me quick. I want to see if I need more practice." 021225 ... Kristopher "Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket, because you've got 'fine' written all over your face." 021227 ... devilbunny Yo, yo, hot mama, you be my Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King. I'll treat you right and you'll do it my way. 061110 what's it to you? who go blather from