my_official_blather_job black-dyed gel product I now decree that my super secret official blather job is to post a large amount of useless, innane, pointless, and otherwise incomprehensible phrases and or letters or symbols. This job serves to further pollute blather with even more useless crap and surround the posts that are actually good with pieces of shit. If something I have written makes you think, "what the fuck?!!", my job is done. Also, I get paid extra for pissing off the blather spell checker guy. Wot aa waistt ov liffe. I like tree frog pineapple!! 010722 ... god in milwaukee oon! 010722 ... blather spell check and by pissing me off, you earn me more money. you see, every time I take your crap, I get paid more as well. and although I do get a regular salary, I earn additional commission per post. so I wish to thank you for that. 010722 ... paste! vanderfookin used to be a coal miner, his hands were always covered with black shit and when he had his lunch his hands would cause his sandwich to turn black. that is not funny. it is not a good story. i'm sorry. 010722 ... baby satan it's alright, paste!. we'll make the great man a blather page. it'll all work out alright. 010722 ... Alexa my job is to sit here and laugh my ass off. The funnier things get the harder I laugh, and the more I laugh. It's a win win situation, because if you stop producing, it's in my job description to beat the ever lastin piss out of anyone who says something remotely off. God I love this job. 010723 ... Casey I can make the sack lunches for everyone when the go off to spend a hard day's work at blather. I hope you guys like ham and twinkies. Black-dyed gel product, I'll give you an extra apple, because I'm such a nice guy. And if you don't like apples, bananas then 010723 ... Gollum yes my precious, we are the prevert, nasty pervert, yes we are 010723 ... baby satan i am in charge of the universe. i get to fuuuuuuck things up! even after god takes over again, i'll still keep doing what i'm doing. we must share in the love. or, as vanderfookin would have it: "[we] must displace our genitals, thus reaching our true sausage facilities and conversing with jerry garcia in the process". 010723 ... The Truth Well, while your doing that, I have just been given the official job title of blather_preacher. Of course, I would prefer to be referred to as the Eternal Dispenser of Widsom and Knowledge, but hey! I'll take what I can get...blather_preacher it is! 010723 ... Aimee I have no offical job... I just show up, talk, and hope to be accepted. 010723 ... lexor the shovel salesman my job is to crack people in the head with a shovel, and then lick their brains and grunt like a monkey 010723 ... kingsuperspecial trepanation is my special job I just bought a 120 volt Milwalkee Heavy Tools 1/2 hammer drill. 52000 BPM @ 3200 RPMs with adjustable depth rod. check it out : http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ctaf/Displayitem.taf?itemnumber=37410 step right up, kiddies. 010723 ... Aragorn congrats, that's one kick ass tool. Makita is better for saws though. 010723 ... paste! have you used a Gravity-based, Phanyx-powered, Gumbla saw before? i use it to cut metropolitan skylines and asteroids. they're hard to find though, even on ebay. 010724 ... User24 Unless anyone has a problem, I hereby adopt the position of: 'official blatherhacker' and part time: 'blather nonsense maker' and, I'd like to volunteer to be part of the: 'blather philosophy' team 030403 ... Dafremen Hold on pal. Philosophy is my gig. How about blather_philatelist? You could stamp out insufficient postage blatherwide. 030403 ... Dafremen Oh..wait you said TEAM. Hmmm yea, team...I like that. Unity is a good thing. Sooo...whatcha thinking about? 030403 ... User24 yeah, I don't think anyone can be the sole blatherskite to do any job, so everybody is part of their team. My life is dedicated to finding the answers to the questions that casual philosophers don't like; Q: Do we exist? A: no, nothing exists, and yes, everything exists Q: What is the universe? A: The universe is infinite in all respects Q: Do we have a soul? A: There is a certain element of ourselves that goes on beyond death, so, while unproven, a soul may exist I'm still working on a few others, any questions you'd like debated? What are you thinking about? 030403 ... User24 btw: when I was younger I did collect stamps, but then, didn't everyone? 030403 ... niska no... but my friend's mom did. she watched a lot of tv about the royals. also, she never made a damn meal. i'd go to their house for dinner, and every time it was her older brother making Kraft dinner & bread. & mountain berry kool-aid... the kids - whatever... the stamps - that was everything. 030403 ... three words ordinary_iraqis_are_worse_off_than_they_were_under my_official_blather_job ask_andy 090813 ... minnesota_chris I decided to ask three_words to tell me what is my blather job. Sans reload. entrainment_quotient xwpnnhewhf sad_puking_stories which is really true 090814 ... jane chris - i pressed "go" with the same idea and got great_lake_swimmers. what does that mean? 090815 ... minnesota_chris well there is the band great lake swimmers who are cool in a canadian sort of way. Or maybe you should go swimming in the great lakes, which would be craziness as the water is super cold. cool indie and talented or daring and suicidal you choose 090827 ... jane how about just cryptic and mysterious? 090827 ... thy i hit "go" and got: go_go_go uuhh, okay...? 120816 ... (z) (is that how you found blather?) 120816 ... thy hi z, im pretty sure that you are talking to me, so im just gonna run with it... no. i found blather back in 2000 while searching for desktop backgrounds. anyways, i was reading this blathe earlier, and decided to try hitting "go" like jane did (hi jane!), and got "go_go_go"... first try. *shrugs* 120816 ... (z) (oh. i get it now. pardon my obtuseness. and, yes, i was asking you.) 120817 ... jane (hi thy!) 120817 ... REAListic optimIST I'm just interning around here, but I hope to attain an official title after a while. I'll be right back with your coffee. Do you take cream? 120904 ... minnesota_chris not sure what my title is, but I spend my time on facebook and drinking coffee 120911 ... IGG the bather my job is to be somewhat forgetful, neglectful (sometimes regretful?) and ALWAYS respectful of the great blue. what was i saying? yes. I am a blather_bather. that is, i bathe in these cool pages. or dip a toe. i am busier these days. but still enjoy a good blather_swim. that is all. 120913 ... Doar I can't believe I've never seen this page before. I got here by cruising through some old lanes on the R_O highway. Road is a bit rough, lots of potholes, but you can still get through most of the time, weather permitting. I applied for the job of poet, but was beat out by Stork Daddy. I also applied for middle aged crank and rapscallion but was trounced by OE and The Daffinator. I think they accepted lower wages though, to be fair. My resume was bright and gleaming when I submitted it to the blather_gods for part time janitor, but alas, this too was not to be. I was not qualified to hold the broom or even to push it. I did not have the required BP-1001.1 credits to even accomplish this. I gave up and now just haunt blather from a distance. . . BOO. 190911 ... IGG Doar, the blather_ghost? Sounds like a long way to retirement old friend. I have found myself trying to bump classic pages like the blathermaze_entrance so new skites can visit. I feel like there should be weekly or monthly page bumps for these. Does that make me the blather_librarian? Or at least a blather_library_assistant? I am looking for blather work experience. Please hire me. 190917 ... Boingalawoingy Boingalawoingy 190918 ... Doar IGG...I think you should be in marketing... pitch some more good ideas. I don't know about others, but you have always seemed creative. . 191204 ... Doar And by "seemed"..... Jebus Christ on cracker with cheeze spread... my Canadianism just kicked in with about to say "sorry for"... or it could be we are just a little neurotic up here. cold, chainsaws, cabin fever, the shining, snow mobiles, snow cats, cats in suits, not any broadway people in suits of cats (believe you me...nightmares people...phew...got that off my chest); where was I...ah yes. NO SUITS MADE OF CATS!...sorry....bad head space there. Oh yeah, it reminds of when George got lost beside my Mom's house...I mean..lost...no trace. And the woods are small. So maybe 2 - 3 years later....don't ask me...I'm just relating a passed down a historical account. And it turns out the freaking little asshole was adopted again by the next door jackasses..don't know them personally but that's what I think of them...sorry about that. What was I talking about? . p.s. take care kiddo. hope you doing well. 191204 ... Doar "Well....shit, here comes spelling fuck-up #3 Jamie....what door will it be next?" Tune in next time for "Doar's fingers are on the dice." Hope you "are" doing well. . 191204 ... unhinged the hearth keeper i stick around to poke the ashes, make sure the fire never goes out 191205 ... smallhours hey_unhinged That's the perfect job description for you. I've been lurking here since 2003 under different usernames (99.9% reading not posting) but less so in recent years. Just checked back today and you've been the most recent contributor to everything I've clicked. Sincerely, Senior Blather Lurker 191210 ... unhinged :) 191212 ... Doar Unhinged is the caretaker of blather. Like that person up above me stated, there have been many a time when I've ghosted blather and saw nothing but the mind of Unhinged staring forth into the abyss. Or maybe the abyss was staring into Unhinged. Don't know. . 200517 ... unhinged (i think it has always been the abyss staring into me) 200517 ... Doar getting Tired Always the ladder Unhinged. Same here. Always climbing towards something that may be there, but may not be there when you reach it. . 220624 what's it to you? who go blather from