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fecal matter looks burnt. 991121
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BoofPixie be one. be a big one. 000308
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silentbob Dennis Leary said to me once that he was one...but i dont believe him. I'd still go bowling with him. 000606
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Silent Bob Ya know they gotta finger for people like you! 000615
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Kasa The essence of Christopher....
Can be purchased at 7515 Hearne Bay.
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daxle she'll do anything....
she'll do anything...
she'll do anything
to make you feel like an asshole
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vix Ohhh! Tom Petty.. My confession I absolutely love Tom petty. Almost a year since I seen him in concert. August 28, And the way he flips his hair he does seem like a bit of an asshole. ` 000821
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daxle oh come on, beck wrote this song 000822
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shinya onna Actually then BECK isnt too orginal. Tom petty has lines to a song like that too. HMPH 000822
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daxle you are an idiot, plain and simple
tom petty covered a song that beck wrote
read: BECK WROTE THE ORIGINAL SONG
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raechel includes: you, me and everyone else. 010211
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rats syd RATS

Got it hit down
spot knock inside a spider
says: "That's love yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"
"That's love yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"
says: "That's love - All know it
TV, teeth, feet, peace, feel it...
"That's love yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"
"That's love yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"
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Shiftography let's hear it for the asshole inside my teeth, the lover inside my jeans.... let's hear it for the only crystal clear notion known to man.... let's hear anyone who clearly knows anything, speak endlessly about subjects he prefers.... and yes indeed he prefers to retract the fucker only twelve slow inches.... and indeed he prefers to undulate slowly before the Father... that one that licks its chops and drools down its clean-pressed shirts. No, it wasn't me that did it 010302
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grape ape we all have them 010425
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patrice insane fucker, he is an asshole, certainly. want to shoot him with a staple gun. 010504
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slaterhayes really jenni. im not so bad. remember when i climbed up your fire escape so early with a bag of oreos? i remembered you said you liked them. we watched the sunrise. your dad didnt hear. yeah... i know i was drunk 010924
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. : * p s y b o r g * : . Justin. 011025
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bzzmel raisin 011207
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shiva if i am one, i expect you to make me feel like it. 011217
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ClairE Slut! 011217
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god where?! 011217
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um shes trying to be Magenta in that outfit? Damnit 011217
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god quarantine central-
my favorite channel
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Ass-tro anal_sex_modulator 011218
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ClairE blather_is_an_asshole 020107
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pETAH assholes are assholes 020213
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birdmad there are days when i think that the legislative process is a fine example of the efficacy of legalized prostitution (lobbyists are the ultimate johns in the lawmaking bordello) and that for the purpose of enduring the volumes of sunshine that campaigning politicians try to blow up the asses of the average citizen i think that preparation_H ought to make an SPF 15 variety just for election years

that's just my two cents though
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body part cashier 2 worth on (__()__)'s 020214
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Magnum DB optinions are like assholes. Everyones got one, and they all stink! 020329
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devalis Brian. The quintessence of asshole-dom. 020807
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asshole Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Major Asshole: I did Sir, he's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole Sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that but what's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name Sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole too sir. Gunners Mate, 1st Class Philip
Asshole.

Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyway?

Crew: YO!

Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing Assholes!!
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that girl over there you are such an asshole. 030128
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JILLIAN you guys are so lame!!!CARELESS people who dont have anything better to do i guess!!!U guys are fucked up!!BAbys are wonderful!!! 030909
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girl_jane fucked_another 030909
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once again Who's my favorite asshole? 030910
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marjorie you raped me when i was going to spend a nice evening watching Citizen Kane and drinking fuzzy navels.

asshole
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anonymous -_-

I don't get it. I know in my heart if Jesus existed he would give me a clue. I am not talking about some old book with scary stories - I mean he would really get down with me and chill!

But the funny thing is...
I was walking home a few days ago passed the ghetto and three guys pulled me into an ally so deep and narrow it was like a tunnel. When I saw the first guy start to unzip his pants I just drop to my knees and started praying. Oh GOD! Oh GOD! oh GOD!

He just looked down at me and pulled out his nasty weenie and said - yah grl that's jus wherr I wans ya ta b. Then he tore at my t-shirt until my breasts where exposed. Then pinched my nipple soooo hard with a twist I almost fainted.

I could smell his stinky crotch as he pulled me near. I wanted to scream -- but all I do was whisper. No lord, please no.

Then I heard a whoop whoop cop car thingie sound and saw a bright light shine at the end of the tunnel. Next thing I knew they all ran like roaches when you turn on the light.

OK so -- it was no burning bush but it sure saved mine! Perhaps I'll have to reconsider this thing called faith!

-_-
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LZYX wqalin down the sidewalk and stepped on an asshole. 040423
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anonymous coward Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!

-- Dennis Leary

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aaaaaaaaaasssssssss igot a small one 040819
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myrr Up yours 060919
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myrr Up yours 060919
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myrr Up yours 060919
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thatsallIfuckinggot up yours 060919
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Blue Eyes Paul 060925
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Ishutan I am the guy screaming at the bar after a touch down.
I am the lady bitching about how much it sucks to be a teacher while eating at Applebee's.
I am the person tailing you with my brights on.
I am the guy pinching waitresses asses.
I am the person that cuts line without a word.
I am Middle Class America.
I am THE asshole.
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I cant believe whats going on... I am one proud standing asshole 070604
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hsg the S_O serious_one 091227
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hsg the_serious_one is full_of_shit 091227
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