ask_hyena whothefuckever and now i'm proving your theory. did you catch a big one? 040313 ... hy eh? 'splain please. 040313 ... not the hyena hmmm, answering a question with another question. Remember this is called ASK HYENA. We are the ones asking the questions here.... 040314 ... Hey! Piss Off! so can all the puerile, tiresome stabs at being enigmatic or ironic wit and just come out and ask/say whatever it is the hell you want to say..no one's got time to indulge your needy ass, your not even close to being vieled pleas for attention. Damnit!!! 040314 ... guess who? oh, there's no reason to play dumb. because you know which blathe provoked this one to be created. you can find the answers to your questions there. and i will come right out and say that you are a pain in my needy ass. but you are also fun to play with. i can sit calmly and watch you while you have a temper tantrum. okay, i'll piss off now. 040314 ... somebody else ya know hyena reminds me of some people in my life born under the sign of cancer. (no offense to blatherskites because i'm sure there are actually pleasant cancerians out there). these people seems to think very highly of themself. they have huge egos. but underneath all the glitz, they are very unhappy with their life. if hyena wasn't born in july, she was probably a premature baby, and that accounts for some of her other problems. 040314 ... another voice altogether so wait - a forthright assertion of someone's personal creed, (and the ferocious tenacity to be loyal to that) is somehow equated with some highly abstract notion of the zodiac - trait vs premature births formula masquering as a semblance of a coherent rationale. God I can't even begin to assess the outright absurdity not to mention inherent fallacy of such a statement w/r/t the whole issue someone being forthright and having a take no prisoners stance regarding personal values and listening to some poseur proffer the zodiac as the equivelant of scientific reasoning...whenevr someone hoists the so called balloon of 'empirism' its a pretty safe bet that said balloon is filled with the vapor of fresh equine excrement...i would yell "NEXT!" but that's someone else's hook. 040314 ... somebody else i didn't mean for that idea to be taken too seriously. i was trying to point out an aspect of the person's character. To bring a person's zodiac sign into the scenario is clearly irrelevant. To even bring up the subject of astrology is to ask for an angry debate over it's validity. well, let's just leave it as an example of a strange coincidence. that's all that astrology is most of the time anyway. 040314 ... Sooo... Is hyena in fact unhappy? 040314 ... hyena hyena is, in fact, one of the happiest people you will ever meet. why do you think he/she laughs *all* the time? don't you wish you had that ability? and be enigmatic all you wish, i still have no idea wtf "big one" i am supposed to have caught. and babies, where in the world are you pulling these "temper tantrums" from? seems they erupt around me and sometimes towards me, but like i said, I'M ALWAYS LAUGHING AND I'M USUALLY LAUGHING AT *YOU*. cheers! 040314 ... whoever you want me to be on 040313 hyena said yay! another example of my theory that most as_whothefuckever pages come up because people fish for them. thank you for helping prove my overwhelming intelligenge. *************************************** Oh yeah , and Hyena does think he/she is overwhelmingly more intelligant than the rest of us here. 040314 ... hyena interesting that you think that was fishing. and yes, actually, i would consider this quite a catch; between the temper tantrums and absolute anonymity everyone has kept up, i'm more entertained than usual. and just because i say my intelligence is overwhelming doesn't mean that anyone else's isn't. it's in your own head that you're a relative idiot. (not that i would argue with that, but there ya go.) anything else you would like to be innefectively pissy about? i'm open for business, now. shall we dance? 040314 ... Hey! Piss off! *peels off flaming skull insignia on Ghost rider lunchbox* no words..just a wry smile here 040314 ... another voice altogether hey! you said i could use that this week! just make sure you return my steroidal inhaler. 040314 ... the helping friendly hyena by the way; you might want to familiarize yourself with the phrase: tongue_in_cheek. just being helpful and all... 040314 ... diachotomy boy... i prefer tongue stapled to cheek... 040314 ... like shrapnel to the prongs of a magnet being a compulsive deconstructuralist, i'm kinda aloof to the whole TOI vibe, especially when it's so inelegantly and unimaginably utilized, you know rhetorically w/o the attendant facial and or tonal inflections and embelishments... 040314 ... uhh unimaginatively? 040314 ... have shovel will travel hey hurler of vocab quiz words - think you meant TIC (tongue in cheek) 040315 ... four steps to the left yeah, i'd say that this is some of the more original shit_raking while still being at least sarcastically polite that's come down the pike in a while. 040316 ... Hyenas source of entertainment Here's a little something to be pissy about: Hyena said: and just because i say my intelligence is overwhelming doesn't mean that anyone else's isn't. it's in your own head that you're a relative idiot. (not that i would argue with that, but there ya go.) *************************************** So if you believe other people have overwelming intelligence, then why did you just call someone a relative idiot? That statement does nothing but further back up my belief that you want to be superior to others. That has nothing to do with me feeling inferior to you. I never felt even for a second that I'm an idiot. 040316 ... u24 I'm so glad that I have no idea what this is about. 040316 ... Lemming_Chunks Perhaps this relaxation technique will help you clear things up in regards to the jackal: first of all find a nice sturdy arm chair that you can slouch in while keeping a firm grip on the arm rests. Next, take a few deep breaths and try to relax your back muscles. once you have achieved a relaxed yet supportive state, gently-yet-firmly pull your head out of your ass and stop making assumptions. Try listing to what the beastie has to say rather than twisting words for your own purile amusement. 040316 ... hyena oh, honey, i'm glad you found something to be pissy about, but you didn't need to requote it, it's right up there. our attention spans average out to being a little bit longer than that. *sigh.* okay, hang on while i get the megaphone. I NEVER CALLED YOU AN IDIOT. you keep doing that all by yourself. if you really want me to think you're an idiot, keep making assumptions and then yelling at me for things i didn't say instead of yelling at me for the thousands of offensive things i actually *did* say. just another helpful_hint. i have no desire to be superior to others; i truly do wish that blatherskites were all as supercool as i am, and for all i know, at least a good number of them are. can you imagine how fun the world would be if everyone were as overwhelmingly badass and smart and funny and kind and all-around wonderful as me? my helping_friendly_hints are a way of trying to help you realize the ways in which you are a whiny little git without enough brain cells to throw them a barn dance, and fix those ways, so that some day you can play with the big kids. you're the one that keeps getting uppity about it. 040316 ... Oprahs Evil Twin I have one last question for hyena: Why do you enjoy being such a rude, critical, bitch? 040316 ... i think you meant puerile P U E R I L E 040317 ... im outta here this is getting to be like a convention for the hormonally skewed 040317 ... .fallen what is your favorite kind of meat? your favorite place to bite? isn't it great when they wiggle? 040403 ... Zsiga are you the one creating the bullshit? leave white_wave alone, please. 040403 ... hyena .fallen: my favorite kind of meat varies, of coures, with what i hunger for. if it is a simple desire for sustenance, i find that tender young morsels can be quite easy on the belly and require little true effort. there is pride to be had in larger game, but i prefer a happy belly to some sanctimonious bs. however, if it is hunting that i am hungry for, the more capable prey draws me. sometimes you just need to have a rending a little more drawn out in order to really get what you're looking for out of it. my favorite place to bite has to be flanks or shoulders. there's such an expanse of churning meat under there, and it's not a devastating bite, at least not right away... sometimes they can fight back, or at least try to, and sometimes all they can do is run and hope you'll give up before they give out. either way, i've got a hunk of pure meat between my teeth, and a promise of more. yum yum. and the wiggles are the icing on the cake, of course. they're the way that corpses giggle once they finally get the joke. they're the most delicious part. 040404 ... hyena Zsiga "asked": are you the one creating the bullshit? leave white_wave alone, please. well, well. aren't we rude. step in here and accuse me of bullshit. let's examine the first level of why this is a bad idea. first off, as i haven't posted recently and thus you have no idea if i've even been about or not, if you absolutely insist on using profanity, would you mind explaining what you're referring to? i don't mean now; i'm astute enough to have picked up on what you mean. secondly, if you think you know me well enough to accuse me (and it was an accusation rather than a question, but i'll get to that), you should know that that is very much not my style. from what i saw, the imposter started by posting things that weren't too far out of character. kind of strange, confused me, but entertained me (of course). then they started to post a few things that *i* happen to think are pretty astute observations, but of course we all know that i believe white_wave has a few issues to work through (and blather is not therapy, darling, no matter how good it feels). very subtle, took a while to unwrap, absolutely no blood and gore. i'm a blood and gore kind of beast, in case you haven't noticed. i don't have the patience or subtlety to pull off a mindfuck like that. i am rather flattered that you think it's me, though. what are we, third point? you didn't ask. you accused. your profanity sets a tone that is followed through with by telling me to stop; are you in the habit of saying, "jimmy, did you take that cookie and you'd better never do it again!"? mmm. so you already had made up your mind that it was me. bad form. and, let's see, four? again if you know me well enough to accuse me, you should damn well know that telling me to do something without providing me at least a suggestion of a reason to do it has absolutely no effect except to elicit laughter and mockery. you are a silly little git, but you did provide me a wonderful opportunity toinstruct you in a bit of etiquitte, and unfortunately i must deny credit for the recent surgical egoectomy. the imposter has finesse, and i had never really believed that impersonation could be used to effectively. props to them, giggles at you. anything else or can i go back to lurking? 040404 ... somebody *In the voice of a younger nmore virile and yes coherent charlton heston* "I'm the guy who cracked jimmy's corn (some more, it's now the consistancy of fine granules) and I still do not care." Damn you AND your fetching fetching perfume. ... 040405 ... Zsiga equals Niska? 040414 ... Zsiga Zsiga not = to Niska Niska = to Hyena?? 040414 ... next to Nobody this was such a pretty piece of piss. 040905 what's it to you? who go blather from