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yoink
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i think it's about time
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CheapVodka
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hey yoink...
do you think these make my feet look funny?
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niki
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why are you so damn short?!
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ClairE
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Why do you want Annie more than me?
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CheapVodka
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oh...and yoink...
do you know what the date is?
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yoink
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your feet are fine, except for that crazy furry growth under your heel
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CheapVOdka
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do you know where i can find a hacker?
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yoink
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i can't help that i'm short. i hate it more than anything ever. yes, i have blathered about it before, it is quite a problem, but i guess all i can do is complain or wear thick shoes. girls don't like short guys, i presume
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yoink
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annie is a beautiful girl
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CheapVodka
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hey now...i'm very protective of my feet and there will be NO foot slandering as long as i'm in town...understood...
now skoot before i have to call in the authorities and your parents
and my feet are perfect
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yoink
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and so is my ever-elusive liz
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yoink
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don't hide your hairy feet. be proud, stand tall on those pubic works of art!
even the biggest bucket of Nads hair removal can't help you, so bare it all with pride
beer cans and citronella candles
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redneckk
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wut the fuck! let's fight bitch
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yoink
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what happens if you kick a quail?
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ClairE
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It don't coo, I can tell you that much.
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yoink
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we are all losers tonight
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redneckk
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no you're a fuckin shit eating loser
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unhinged
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why did you bring that asshole back with you?
*points at redneckk*
and i find short men pretty hot if they shave their heads and dress like gothic sailors
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yoink
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my head is hairy and i dress like a swollen beaver, is that okay?
ehh, i guess there's no chance of me being a blather pimp
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redneckk
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you'd be surprised how great a beaver pussy feels when it's shit covered
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unhinged
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how does one dress like a swollen beaver?
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Casey
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what things do you like.
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yoink
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girls, climbing, ugly cars, cheesecake, the sound donkeys make
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redneckk
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the righteous herb
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burden
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Hey, yoink, whassup, Shorty, uh?
Answer me that! Answer it!
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ClairE
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yoink has left the building.
he is busy jerking off to Annie111's picture.
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yoink
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"gimme my motherfuckin blunt back"
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ClairE
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Don't be stingy, dude.
Why does my back hurt? And where is the closest place to find crunchy_peanut_butter? Damn, I love my crunchy.
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yoink
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rotary lincolns
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ClairE
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Why do you hurt me so? Which is better, chocolate_milk or a chocolate_eggcream?
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ClairE
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Why do you hate me?
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yoink
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I don't. That's a trick question.
in fact, you hate me.
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nocturnal
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what?! who could hate yoink?! I'll kick her ass if you'd like. just let me know.
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niki
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hey...did you ever see A Beautiful Mind?
wasn't that the longest movie ever? maybe it just seemed that way since i ahd already worked and had a dance class before seeing it but i mean really, wasn't it really long?
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yoink
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i invited a girl to go see it, but she already saw it, man, i felt like a retard. it isn't a big deal or anything, just a movie, but i hate when i get excited about things and people have already done them. it kills the moment, you know?
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niki
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if it was me...i'd go with ya anyways
her loss
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yoink
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ask him why he is romantically involved with a cartoon character that generates electrical energy with her eyes
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nocturnal
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um, so are we married or what? I'd just like to be clear on this for legal purposes. too late for taxes, but I'd still like to know.
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020422
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you might know my friend
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what school do you go to?
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020422
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yoink
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yes, we are married, married to the core
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ClairE
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Why? Know what I mean, man?
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yoink
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I know exactly what you mean. I'm sitting here getting older for no reason. I've been sitting here thinking about how to respond to you since 2003. Sorry Niki, I haven't grown any taller, and my hair looks like shit.
I've lived in 12% of the US and I'm positive that anything east of the Mississippi has very little to offer me.
I'm not depressed, just cynical. I'm pretty sure I should stop eating so much rice because my officemate really hates when I get gassy.
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unhinged
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what's up?
(the chronicle of my years here is starting to feel pathetic)
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yoink
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this site is still awesome, i hope i'm 85 and looking at random shit i wrote as a drunk 19 year old
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unhinged
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do you live in milwaukee cause i keep seeing tags around town that say 'yoink' ;-)
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yoink
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i don't live in milwaukee, i've never even been there
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unhinged
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what brings you back here this time drifter?
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yoink
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procrastination, 75%
nostalgia, 15%
feeling uncharacteristically emo, 2%
no idea, 8.1%
i like this little hideaway, like it's some final bastion of the internet that doesn't require a password, a login, an advertisement - and the strange feeling of knowing certain people for roughly a decade and not ever having met them. i was thinking the other day about how sad it will be when this site finally just disappears. then there will be these perfect strangers that i interacted with for so long that i will never hear from again. i wonder if anyone has died over those years, or if people long gone still think about this little corner of the world.
i feel like it could be the next big internet trend, but it isn't really, because it's not a place people really want to advertise. like a weird speakeasy where the only obligation is to speak your mind, even when your mind is really, really fucked up (either on drugs, or frustration, or sexual tension, or sadness, or utter weirdness)
i never really interacted with silentbob, but i know he's been around longer than i have, and i just saw he still posts here. that's just cool. and the roll call.
seriously, what the fuck kind of awesome website exists where you stumble upon it in some accidental search and find yourself checking in on it a decade later? i've spent hours just clicking through these things. i don't always post anything useful, or even poetic, or anything, i just ramble on, but isn't that the point? to blather? if i forget about this page for months, something inevitably brings me back. usually it's bitching about an ex girlfriend or trying to see if the site even exists anymore.
honestly, lately, i've been wondering what happened to nocturnal. i feel like i've sent out blather beacons to get her attention if she ever comes back. i know a little about her, but it fascinates me that i don't really know that much. i feel like i have this funny image of her in my head. i don't think i'd ever want to meet her, and i know this just makes me sound like a freaky obsessed person, but it's not like that - it's like a weird curiosity - the same that keeps bringing me back for other reasons. the same curiosity that made me think to check the unhinged and ask_yoink page tonight to see if you (unhinged) posted anything.
i think there should be an unwritten code to check in at least once a year if you're still alive. that seems to make sense
i also love that this page is permanent. you can't delete it once it's up. there are phone numbers, screen names, website addresses, all scattered around. i made a legit effort to keep all my own shit limited to vague, evasive descriptions, but at the same time, there's a lot of my history on here. it's like looking at my XX year old self 10 years ago. what if i put XXX? then i'd be old as shit 10 years ago.
what if there was a zombie apocalypse, or a 2012 mass extinction...what if this page survived in some secret underground bunker? do you think you could rely on your blather friends when all else failed? what a weird thing to think about. i'm sober, too. and wide awake, i have no excuses.
in true blather form, i'm not even going to bother editing this at all...stream of consciousness ftw
i hope that answers your question :)
also, it's funny that there isn't an entry for "drifter" yet. i'm going to make it
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unhinged
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i know i can count on my blather friends when all else fails.
unhinged_in_san_francisco
i understand being obsessed; the only time i've ever spent extended periods of time away from both blathers is when i didn't have internet access at home when i was in grad_school or directly after i dropped out.
i haven't noticed noctournal (for some reason i can't spell that word today) around in awhile.
i too have blathered my life all over these pages for almost eleven years. it's interesting to see how some things change and some things will seemingly always stay the same.
but having met a bunch of skites over the years, i highly recommend it. like you said, we know each other even though we've never met each other. so meeting isn't as weird as you might think.
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110325
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what's it to you?
who
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