scared_of_chaka
silentbob While in Texas for the South by Southwest Music-shmooze festival Buddyhead was treated to a succulent taste of some homegrown New-Mexican punk rock courtesy of the boys known asScared of Chaka”. The energetic three-piece managed to get the otherwise stagnant crowd moving with their noisy yet extremely infectious brand of punk rock allied with their animated and acrobatic stage presence. With so many other shows to see during SXSW andScared of Chakataking off on the last leg of their tour, we didn’t get a chance to sit down and talk with them. So the following week we sent our controversial and feared-by-many “MIdwestern-correspondent”, Nate Cavalieri, down to the Fireside bowl in Chicago to harass and interrogate the witty threesome. After what Nate calledan unbelievably in your face rock and roll show with the Dilliger4 ” and quite a few beers under everyone’s belts, the Chaka guys enlightened Nate on the wonders of bootlegging tapes in Mexico and the fusion of ass-cream and punk rock. These guys are coming to a city near you. Be Afraid. Be very afraid.


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the fan i'm scared of chaka's biggest fan! 001026
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startfires i'm scared of scared of chaka's biggest fan! 001026
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silentbob erin, you're so funny, i love you 001026
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startfires bob you are the bumblebee tuna king of the world. i would like to take this moment right here in the eyes of scared of chaka and their biggest fan to give you my undying devotion and honest respect. youre the shit too. 001028
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scared of chaka we are really scared of chaka and bob and erin. 001029
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scared of chaka (***) 001029
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scared of chaka we think bob really wears pink toenail polish under his boots. 001030
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scared of chaka we like it. 001030
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scared of chaka we are scared of chalk. 010430
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scared of sanka i'm scared of coffee. 010730
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scared of chalka i'm scared of boxes. 010730
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the cowardly lion i do belive in spooks 010730
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the cowardly Loin I can't get it up. 010730
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scared of docks i can't get it up either 010730
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kingsuperspecial I'm scared_of_ozzy 010730
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ozzy im scared of kingsuperspecial 010801
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scared of josh i'm scared of josh. 010801
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fearless i'm scared of air, light and matter. 010801
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kingsuperspecial you are light_dressed_up_as_matter, and I'm not scared of talking halibut. 010806
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starts fires in gollums pants i'm scared of woks. 010823
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silentbob If you think i am strange you should see my parents. 010824
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scared of chaka we're scared of gollums pants. 010916
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no idea i have no idea. 010916
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scared of chaka i'm scared of jocks. 011025
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scared of chaka we are scared of medium sized crowds of disinterested people. not scared, more annoyed. 011117
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scared of chaka bring_on_the_night !
bring_on_the_night !
bring_on_the_night !
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scared of chaka we're scared of chocolate 011206
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scared of stewart i'm scared of stewart copeland. 011212
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scaredof chanaka i am scared of chanaka 011212
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stewart copeland i'm scared of roxanne. 011212
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roxanne i'm scared of andy summers. 011212
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andy summers i'm scared of miss gradenko. 011212
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miss gradenko i'm scared of mr bates. 011212
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mr bates i'm scared of my stupidity. 011212
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stupidity i'm scared of walking on the moon. 011212
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the moon i'm scared of the_police walking on me. 011212
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driven to tears i'm driven to tears. 011212
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sting i'm scared of all of this. 011212
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all of this we're scared of sting. 011212
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rodney king i'm scared of the_police walking on me. 011212
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allergic to bees we're scared of sting. 011212
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the police we'll be watching you. 011212
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i dream at night i'm scared of being watched 011213
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ziggy stardust i'm afraid of americans 020411
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silentbob funny, i just went to the sub city page again and read up on them again. coincidental. it seems like everyone does stuff the same time as me. same as perks of being a wallflower. everyone started talking about it like the day after i heard of it, and its not a new book, i dont think. i still havent read it. but yhea. 020411
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spirit of america not to worry. i wont hurt you. just stop torturing me 020412
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random brasileno i'm scared of Xuxa 020802
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kundalini i'm scared of chakra_balancing 020806
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chakra balancing i'm scared of muay_thai_howler_monkey 020904
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captian kirk I'm scared of Khan 020927
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anakin skywalker I'm scared of yoda 020927
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inflexible i'm scared of yoga 020927
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silentbob i miss erin 020927
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erin i'm scared of silentbob 020927
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even erin misses erin we all miss erin 020927
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chocolate I'm scared of cocoa 021007
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marshmellows we're scared of swiss-miss 021007
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swiss miss i'm scared of mister fister 021007
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cousin it i'm scared of uncle fester 021007
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scared of phaucets i'm scared of price pfister 021007
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blather i'm scared of life 021007
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life i'm scared of blather 021007
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not life i'm scared of love 021007
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scared i'm scared of being scared. 021007
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farrah fawcett i fuckin hate goldie hawn 021007
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kate hudson that's my mother you're shitting on 021007
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goldie hawn she's just scared of me 021007
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bring it bitch! i'm scared of catfights 021007
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consensus nobody is scared of farrah fawcett 021007
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farrah fuckin fawcett i'm scared of myself 021007
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suicide i wish i didn't exist 021007
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i want to be satisfied i want to be satisfied. 021007
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the replacements i'm_so_UNsaTiSFiEd 021007
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amendment i want to be ratified 021007
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ratt i'm scared of stryper 021007
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nude-o-phobe i'm scared of strippers 021007
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ratified i_am_so_unsatisfied 021007
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UnSaTISfied I Am So ScArED Of ChAka 021007
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stryper we are StRYPer_uPon_cACtuS and we are scared of all of you. 021007
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not a rabbit i am scared of skydiving 021007
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money i'm scared of gambling 021007
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casino i'm scared of people coming to me 021007
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prude i'm scared of coming onto people 021007
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pit boss i'm scared of missing anything in particular 021007
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anything in particular i'm scared of being missed 021007
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not comfortable naked I'm scared of skinny dipping 021007
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sex should last forever i'm scared of coming FULL STOP. 021007
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yep I'm scared of nope 021007
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driver-in-training i'm scared of yield signs 021007
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up all night smooching I'm scared my balls might explode 021007
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not comfortable nekkid i'm scared of swimming_nekkid 021007
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dokken i'm scared of cocker spaniels 021007
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blue balls i'm scared of being blue 021007
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scared of telling have a secret 021007
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blather spell check i'm scared of people who can't spell 021007
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anti-perspirant have a right guard 021007
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goat pussy I scared of boap_sorboda 021007
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perfume i'm scared of people who can't smell 021007
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armada I scared of moat_burp 021007
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blather i'm scared that so many people are visiting this page at once. 021007
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sporkola I'm flork of toonaloo 021007
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me i'm scared of you 021007
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folding machine i'm scared of unintentional overlap 021007
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you i'm scared of rugs 021007
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i need a rug. i need to get_a_rug 021007
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rugs i'm scared of vacuums 021007
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ronnie dio I'm scared of Dee Snyder 021007
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not folding machine i'm scared of folding laundry 021007
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laundry i'm scared of being ironed 021007
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nature I abhor a vacuum 021007
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jeremy irons i'm scared of myself. 021007
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je ne suis pas un medicin i'm not a doctor!
i'm not a doctor!
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laundry I'm scared of being folded 021007
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dont fucking call me daughter i'm afraid of jeremy speaking in class 021007
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scared of the past i want to go back_to_the_future 021007
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bones damn it jim, I *am* a doctor! 021007
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impulsive I'm scard of stopping 021007
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jeremy drawing pictures of mountain tops don't_fucking_call_eddie_vedder_daughter 021007
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garlic i'm scared of onions 021007
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fingernails I'm scared of chalkboard 021007
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monopoly I'm scared of chutes and ladders 021007
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random blatherskite i'm scared of the blather_white_screen 021007
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you will hear this blather_is_an_asshole 021007
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ladders we're scared of going down 021007
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paper i'm scared of email 021007
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letters we're scared of being sent 021007
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all the broken-hearted people we want to break blather 021007
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bacon I'm scared of sizzle-lean 021007
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I liked it so much I bought the company 021007
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company i'm not_god 021007
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scared of money i can't BUY anything 021007
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broken I'm scared of loving 021007
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scared of rope & string & ribbons & stuff i'm scared of being tied down 021007
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the beatles i don't care too much for money
money can't buy me love
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toaster I'm scared of ovens 021007
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scone I'm scared of muffins 021007
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not money can_you_interest_me?
can_i_interest_you?
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fuck credit cards i'm scared of interest 021007
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toaster oven i'm scared of breaking 021007
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cardboard i'm scared of breakdancing 021007
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not insured i'm scared of dying 021007
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too much insurance i'm scared of living 021007
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homeless i'm scared of cardboard 021007
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waves of suicide surf on me. 021007
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the beach boys let's go surfin' now
everybody's learnin' how
come on a safari with me
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the leach boys goo goo goo
goo vibrations
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the beach boyd they'll_eat_their_words

we're scared of becoming void
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not surfers we're scared of catching a wave 021007
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it was your wave turtle i'm scared of leash pullers 021007
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pasta i'm scared of being sticky 021007
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not pasta i'm scared of paste!s dicky 021007
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me too and how 021007
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and how i cannot seem to finish sentences today 021007
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not paste!s dicky i cannot seem to finish 021007
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pedestrian I'm scared of parking 021007
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rock I'm scared of paper 021007
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paper I'm scared of scissors 021007
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parking i'm scared of birdies and eagles 021007
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scissors I'm scared of rock 021007
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rock I'm scared of classical 021007
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mountain dew i'm scared of MoOn_dew 021007
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alcoholic I'm scared of my powerful thirst 021007
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casket i'm scared of your powerful hearse 021007
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william randolph hearst i'm scared of orson welles 021007
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scared of bald heads i'm scared of bald heads. 021007
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hair i keep trying to grow back, but he keeps shaving me off.

oh, the agony.
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rogaine dear people who shave their heads:
why do i exist?
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the "fun" in funeral stop flashing that casket at me 021007
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nothing i'm scared of everything 021007
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johnny jims i'm scared of jimmy_johns 021007
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roger roys i'm scared of roy rogers 021007
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burger king i'm scared of arbys 021007
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mcdonalds i'm not scared of anything 021007
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not mcdonalds when_was_the_last_time_you_had_macdonalds ?????? 021007
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fucking oops the_last_time_i_had_macdonalds was....? 021007
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fucking christ on a pogostick how_long_since_you_last_had_macdonalds 021007
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mn i'm scared of links 021007
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not mn i'm scared of the kinks 021007
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king of hate i_hate_all_of_you 021007
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and now love: i_love_all_of_you 021007
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hella dude I'm scared of california 021007
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sinep eht I'm scared of the penis mightier 021007
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california i'm scared of dudes 021007
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ions i'm scared of synapses 021007
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purina i'm scared of iams 021007
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puritans i'm scared of the amish 021007
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scared of good things i'm scared of good things. 021007
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trent razor I'm scared of stubble 021007
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stubble i'm scared of nine inch bic 021007
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god i'm scared of petulant frenzies. 021007
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miracle grow I'm scared of mutant poseies 021008
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mutAnt posiEs we're not scared, we're mutants!!
muahahaha!!
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not rayban i am scared of shades 021014
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sunshine i am scared of the shade 021014
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2Com I'm scared of 3Com 021014
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sky i am scared of grass 021014
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little debbie I'm scared of big_debbie 021014
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christ on a pogostick i'm scared of the fact that i used "i am" instead of "i'm" in the last few blathes 021014
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hates phones i'm scared of the phone ringing 021014
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a phone i'm scared of people using me 021014
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trash i'm scared of people refusing me 021014
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the beastie boys the phone is ringin', o mah god. 021014
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strrrrrring phones_ringin_dude 021014
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hates phones ahhhhh! i can't TAKE IT! 021014
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landfill I'm scared of recycling 021014
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compost I'm walking on eggshells 021014
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Lorne Green I'm scared of Wilford Brimley 021014
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eggshells i'm scared of no_more_eggshells 021014
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the dude I'm scared of nihilists who want to cut off my johnson. 021014
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excerpt Nonsense,” I said. “We came out here to find the American Dream, and now that we’re right in the vortex you want to quit.” I grabbed his bicep and squeezed. “You must realize,”I said, “that we’ve found the main nerve.”

I know,” he said. “That’s what gives me the Fear.”
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the cheer-up kid I'm scared of shitting myself. 021018
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Aimee I'm scared of wilford brimley 021018
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p2 i'm scared of ed grimley 021018
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radio star I'm scared of video 021018
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vhs i'm scared of dvds 021018
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orgazmo i'm scared of dvda 021018
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Walter The Chinaman's not the issue, Dude. 021018
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flanders I'm scared of Homer 021018
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Honest Abe I'm scared of John Wilkes Booth 021018
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N-Sync we're scared of Hanson 021018
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beck i'm scared of the fact that my last name is hansen (thank FUCK it's spelled with an 'e', though! that's what saves me in the matter..) 021018
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fur trader I'm scared of Nanook 021018
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sleep i'm scared of being awake 021023
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crazy glue I'm scared of rubber cement 021025
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pavement i'm scared of dirt 021025
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stephen malkmus i'm scared of pavement 021025
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a back i'm scared of back pain 021105
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phil I'm scared of dry flaky porn 021105
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dry flaky scalp i'm scared of head&shoulders 021105
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the economy I'm scared of decline 021112
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tattoo I'm scared of de plane 021112
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weak bladder I'm scared of depends 021112
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prozac i'm scared of depression 021112
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depressions i'm scared of grooves 021112
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ballistics expert i'm scared of lands 021112
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prune eater i'm scared of pits 021112
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edgar allen poe i'm scared of pendulums 021112
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penny pendulum i scared of the grandfather's cock 021112
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freud i'm scared of slips 021112
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slips i'm scared of falls 021112
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falls i'm scared of kayakers being scared of me 021112
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horsefly I'm scared of dogcows. 021112
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ctrlv I'm scared of ctrl+x 021112
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lowercase ehm I'm scared of capital ehx 021112
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waex moklusk I'm scared of shamus labounty 021112
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herb the bacon specialist i'm scared of tabby tacklespam 021113
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ahab I'm scared of moby 021113
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moby i'm scared of eminem 021113
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Rhin i'm scared of M&M's 021113
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m & m i'm scared of reese's pieces 021113
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reese my pieces are scared of zippers 021113
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the zipper i'm scared of the rollercoaster 021113
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rollercoaster i'm scared of the ferris wheel 021113
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Parker Lewis i'm scared of Ferris Bueller 021113
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Hasbro i'm scared of Parker Brothers 021113
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mother goose i'm scared of the brothers grimm 021113
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i like swimmin with bow-legged women 021113
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a bow i'm scared of arrows 021114
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an arrow i'm scared of being pointed in the wrong direction 021114
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untrustworthy troublemaking child i'm scared of aptitude tests 021114
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mt everest i'm scared of altitude tests 021114
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cowboy I'm scared of injuns 021114
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bicycle i'm scared of engines 021114
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world wide male population i'm scared of the menstrual cycle 021114
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wool i'm scared of alpaca 021114
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led zeppelin wearing fuzzy sweaters i'm scared of kashmir 021114
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fred chaplin eating lazy cheddar i'm scared of colby and anonymity 021115
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thomas dolby i'm scared of science 021119
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the breakfast club we're scared of weird science 021119
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anthony michael hall i'm scared of omnipresence 021119
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Scott Biao I'm scared of Michael J. Fox 021119
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Micheal Jacksons Baby i'm scared of being dangled off a balcony by my father 021120
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michelle jackson i'm scared of michael jackson's face (and poor spelling)

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
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Prince Michael II i'm scared of being held accountable for my spelling
(i'm only 9 months old!)
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mo im scared of the internet 030128
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the internet I'm scared of Al Gore 030129
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the oldies station I'm scared of lightning striking again 030129
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leslie gore I'm scared of it not being my party or being able to cry if i want to 030129
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jim belushi i'm scared of not being able to party 030129
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mo im scared of giant_bunny s 030203
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little bunny I scared of george 030607
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george I like to hold them and squeeze them 030607
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jimmy stewart I'm scared of harvey 030607
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a sweet girl i'm scared of the dark 030607
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sour girl i'm scared of a sweet girl 030607
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diabetic im scared of anything sweet 030614
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BoogieTroll i'm scared of gollums_pants
and i'm even a Troll !!
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godfather I'm scared of scarface 031124
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jaws I'm scared of the shining 031124
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Polar_Bear I'm Scared of Boogie_Troll 031124
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MountainMan I'm Scared of Polar_Bear s 031124
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mr. ed I'm scared of flipper 031124
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hicks were terrified of MountainMen 031124
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cityslickers were freaked by hicks!! 031124
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hippies CitySlickers wig us out 031124
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maddox Hippies scare me! 031124
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revolting cocks we're scared of ministry 031124
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fuck it dude let's go bowling 031124
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Munchkin Im scared of maddox

http://php.indiana.edu/~adashiel/wod/archive/munchkin_kith.html
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Dude Alright, where should we Bowl ? 031124
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Dude Munchkins freak me out!
I don't need to see another Munchkin anytime soon thankyou!
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procrastinator I'm scared of working 031124
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proselytizer I'm scared of atheists 031204
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silentbob this has gone way beyond a blathe about a band 031205
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Jaguar [Have you satisfied your infantile little minds yet?] 031205
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excerpt "I'm scared Poncho."
"Bullshit! You ain't afraid of no man!"
"There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man."
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poet im scared of stupid people with power. 040710
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Anon Monster Episode #33 im scared of stupid power rangers 040710
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stupid power ranger i'm scared of hights 040711
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heights i'm scared of wuthering 040825
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love i'm scared of forever_changes the_red_telephone 050701
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Aunt Harriet I'm scared of the_red_phone.

Bruce? Bruce? It's blinking again!
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weird science im scared of the breakfast club 051030
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The breakfast club we're scared of Planes Trains and Automobiles 051031
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Planes Trains & Automobiles We're scared of scrap heaps. And John Candy. 051031
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The Eagles I'm scared of all this wasted time. 051031
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wasted time i'm scared of wasted money 051101
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wasted money I'm_scared of sound_investments. 051101
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sound i'm scared of deaf people. 070327
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deaf people what? 070327
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blind people we can hear you! 070327
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three blind mice we're scared of the farmer's wife! 070327
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three blind mince we're scared of meat_pie. 070327
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meat pie i'm scared of meatloaf. 070327
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meatloaf i'm scared of fight_club. 070327
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Meatloaf I'm Scared of Frank N. Furter 070327
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fight club i'm scared of Se7eN 070327
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Panic Room i'm scared of Zodiac 071030
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