can_you_interest_me florescent light well can you? 010821 ... dB Yes. No. maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question? 010821 ... silentbob i was badly burned this summer, both physically and emotionally. when i found out the girl of my dreams was fucking around with my best friend in secret, i tried to avoid them and keep my sorrow and pain and stomaches to myself, but they insisted i go swimming with them where i failed to apply the necessary spf protection 010822 ... Aimee bobby, she isn't worth it then. I know it's easy for me to say, but you're better than her and you know it. 010822 ... silentbob woohoo! thanx aim 010822 ... dB Bob, please excuse the bluntness, but you've been bitching about this for a while now. C'mon, you are a great blatherer, don't waste your time dwelling on some chick and what might have been. 010822 ... dB Oh yeah, whenever you start dwelling on it again, remember this line: "She was one in a million So there's 5 more just in New South Wales". 010822 ... Dafremen I bet I could. I'm just not sure whether or not I should. Name one thing that would make it worth my time and I'll tell you the story of Larry Kneel and his quest for Mazatlan Gold. 010822 ... Dafremen When I REALLY want to get into a mindless high energy groove (win or lose)I put on Daf Jamz I or II, a collection of not-so-thought provoking-but nonetheless gro0vy tunes carefully mixed and matched to provide the ultimate low-distraction, rythmic reflex action soundtrack to the ultimate Q2 movie...the one I'm playing at any given moment. Daf Jams I: Jill Scott - Let's Take A Long Walk Dido - Thank U Black Eyed Peas/Macy Gray - RequestLine Janet Jackson - All For U Nelly - Must Be Da Money Snoop Dogg - Lay Low Jay Z - Give It To Me Mystikal - Danger Too Short - Don't Fight The Feeling The WiseGuys - Start The Commotion Fatboy Slim - Praise You Nelly Furtado - I Am Like A Bird Adam Ant - Wonderful Alanis Morrisette - Thank You Barenaked Ladies - Pinch Me Jane's Addiction - Summertime Rolls Daf Jams II: Bootsy Collins - Hollywood Squares Eic Sermon w/ Marvin Gay - Music JanetJackson/JD - Someone To Be My Lover Jadakiss - Keep Ya Head Up 112 - Peaches And Cream Lil' Bow Wow - Ghetto Girls Timberland And Magoo - Love To Love Ya D12 - Purple Pills Missy G - Get Ya Freak On Nikka Costa - Like A Feather Bjork - Human Behavior Moonpools And Caterpillars - Hear Sixpence None The Richer - Kiss Me Men At Work - Blue For You Moonpools And Caterpillars - Heaven Yngwie Malmsteen - Flamenco Diablo Not available in stores... Disclaimer: These selections in no way reflect the creator's overall musical tastes. They were selected in particular for their repetitive rythmns and heavy bass lines...some attempt was made to match tempo changes, but the overall intent was to put down tracks that didn't require much thought and that you could fly through Q2 games to. In particular apologies are extended to the classics, which were not represented in either collection. It is our since hope that the low brow nature of the selection criteria will be consolation enough. The classics are well represented in our collection as are most other genres (even...Country). Thank You. 010822 ... Dafremen oops...how did I get over here? I was going to what_i'm_listening_to_right_now_two or whatever the hell that thing is called. I don't suppose by any chance you found that interesting? : ) Anyhow...like I said Larry Kneel and the quest for Mazatlan Gold...just one reason...that's all I'm askin for. 010822 ... silentbob its not dwelling so much as it is running out of material. 010822 ... Weed Eater I get the feeling that even a non reason would be reason enough to fire your Mazatlan Gold Story Gun at us. Your itchy trigger finger is just waiting to pull that trigger, so when you SAY that you need a reason, you are just looking for a twitch or jostle then POW! If I said I didn't want to hear it, that would be your reason to tell it. If I said I wanted to hear, that would be your reason to tell it. If I said I wasn't interested. If I said I really couldn't care less. If I said Yellow fuzzy sunday dream lifter. That would be your reason to tell it. So, after you read this, I'll bet this will be your reason to tell it. 010822 ... Dafremen You lose. 010823 ... Teenage Jesus Well tell it over at Teenage_Jesus then `cause I want to hear it. The tease made me think of The Great Shark Hunt. Is it THAT good? C'mon, please; I've been good... 010823 ... Weed Eater Woohoo! It worked! That was way too easy though. (You see, I win!) 010823 ... silentbob i fucked a small child and all i got was this lousy teeshirt 010823 ... Dafremen Yes, yes weedeater...you win...yes indeedy..that's a good guy...run along..you are appreciated... "Teenage Jesus" you say TJ? Hmm lemme think about it...first off though, can you find out why it is that the "communion" (the breaking of the bread as body and sharing of the wine as blood) appears in the last three Gospels to be written, Matthew, Mark and Luke, but that it doesn't appear in the Gospel according to John? I'm real curious to know why that is because if my recollection serves me, John has always been regarded as God's humble and faithful historian, in fact he was entrusted with the revelation that became the book of Revelations. Hey if the big guy trusted John with information about the FUTURE, it stands to reckon that his accounting of the gospel would therefore be more accurate and to the facts. In fact, what I find if I take the entire chronology of all four of the gospels and match them up around the time of the last supper. I find that the events match up perfectly and that the only major discrepency is where the OTHER gospels mention the sacrament of communion, the gospel according to John has YOU..Jesus H. Christ yerself dipping a "sop" of bread into yer cup of wine and saying to everyone, "he who taketh of this dipped morsel is my betrayer." Huh?! (Double take) What!!? Yep that's what it sez, and it's got me wondering Jesus man...wouldn't that be the utlimate kick in the @ss if in fact when all of the folx are taking the communion they are betraying you. Heheh quite a sense of humor the big guy has...(I gotta say, he's a trickster alright...give the old man my regards.) So anyhow, give me the explanation for that one, and I'll give up the Mazatlan Gold story...and it IS a good story and it IS a true story. 010823 ... Dafremen Yes, yes weedeater...you win...yes indeedy..that's a good guy...run along..you are appreciated... "Teenage Jesus" you say TJ? Hmm lemme think about it...first off though, can you find out why it is that the "communion" (the breaking of the bread as body and sharing of the wine as blood) appears in the last three Gospels to be written, Matthew, Mark and Luke, but that it doesn't appear in the Gospel according to John? I'm real curious to know why that is because if my recollection serves me, John has always been regarded as God's humble and faithful historian, in fact he was entrusted with the revelation that became the book of Revelations. Hey if the big guy trusted John with information about the FUTURE, it stands to reckon that his accounting of the gospel would therefore be more accurate and to the facts. In fact, what I find if I take the entire chronology of all four of the gospels and match them up around the time of the last supper. I find that the events match up perfectly and that the only major discrepency is where the OTHER gospels mention the sacrament of communion, the gospel according to John has YOU..Jesus H. Christ yerself dipping a "sop" of bread into yer cup of wine and saying to everyone, "he who taketh of this dipped morsel is my betrayer." Huh?! (Double take) What!!? Yep that's what it sez, and it's got me wondering Jesus man...wouldn't that be the utlimate kick in the @ss if in fact when all of the folx are taking the communion they are betraying you. Heheh quite a sense of humor the big guy has...(I gotta say, he's a trickster alright...give the old man my regards.) So anyhow, give me the explanation for that one, and I'll give up the Mazatlan Gold story...and it IS a good story and it IS a true story. (If this is a repeat it's because blather broke again.) 010823 ... Dafremen Ok well florescent...if that Gospels tidbit wasn't interesting enough for you. : ) Here...this is the quest_for_mazatlan_gold story. It's better when I tell it in person, but it's a pretty good story nonetheless. Not as good as "Trolley_Trots" but still a decent story. 010829 ... Teenage Jesus OK Daf- so how long do we have to wait for Trolley_Trots? If it's even half as good as the gold story, it'll be worth it... 010830 ... Dafremen Heheh...hold on. First let's see if Florescent's interest has even batted an eyelash yet. 010830 what's it to you? who go blather from