make_an_adventure Norm Tomorrow I'm not going to school. I've got 500 dollars and 24 hours. Tomorrow I'm going to make an adventure. 011125 ... Norm I've been gathering information and clearing up the foggy bits. Now I've got to write it all out and you'll hear a well accounted tale of a slightly less than 500 dollar adventure. 011129 ... whoknows im making an adventure. on my way to vega! wanna come? 011129 ... Norm quite an adventure I made 7:00 this morning drank 6 beer and hopped in the van. Threw the other 18 in the icebox in the back n' locked 'er up. 7:15 picked up the boys at their houses. 7:30 went to BK and got a double whopper with bacon and cheese, super sized drink, and a poutine (you americans may not know what this is) to replace the fries. -est. $10 8:00 drank my other 18 beer. 8:15 woke up my drug dealer buddy. He was upset but he was about to be pleasently surprised by my money. Bought 20 grams of weed. -est. $200 8:30 smoked up. 4 g between the 6 of us. 9:00 Went to liquor store bought a keg. est. $150 9:10 bought gas. est. $60 10:00 went to rival football teams school n "stole dear women, argh!". Got five pretty young ladies to skip school and header out to the farm with us. 10:15-11:00 smoked up on the ride to the farm. amount unknown. 11:00 arrived at farm. 11:15 inside the house the keg is broken open and the music is blareing. Dust on the Bottle! 11:25 The girls go on a self guided tour of the house and the boys call their women. Me- Red head, nice ass Joe- blonde, big tits Stir- tall blonde Dan- short brunette, nice body BoMan- little blonde with glasses 11:50 Tall blonde says they don't like beer. After being woken up with smelling salts, not really of course, I brought her to the bar in the basement. Vodka, Mikes hard lemonade, Shmirnoff ice, coolers; chick drinks like that, and other assorted alcohols. 12:00 She can't decide what she wants to drink. I offer the old dead bastard series (the suffering bastard, dieing bastard, and dead bastard shots.) and she takes a seat on the couch. 12:20 After drinking the series and a patented Norm's Famous Refined Ceaser she decides she wants to give me head. I don't decline. Very nice, really very. 12:50 I bring some pussy ale upstairs for the other ladies and they ask if I have anything else around they might enjoy, I invited the red head upstairs, she said maybe later. Ouch! 12:55 I went upstairs to my room and gathered up all my spices and utensils, if you get my meaning. x, acid, mush, speed, 4 foot glass bong, funnel, pipe, box of cigars, fireworks, porn. I hid the porn in a pocket in the side of the duffle bag I brought it all down in. 1:10 Red head, short blonde, little blonde take x. BoMan takes some speed. Tall blonde was pretty pissed and Dan was already stoned out of his face. Me and Joe are clean booze and weed is as deep as we get. 1:30 I funneled 4 mugs of beer. The guys who poured them are the guys who have been pouring my funnel since the begining of time. 2:30 after a short nap. I wake up and call Ted up on his cell phone at school and tell him to round up a crew and get them to head out to the farm. Bring plenty of girls I said to him. 2:45 Red head and little blond are in the corner huddle up whispering and looking at me. The red head gets up and whispers to me"go up stairs now?" We go upstairs and start making out & red head is naked in a flash. I'm eating her out and all the sudden the little blonde comes in and jumps on my back and starts kissing my neck, I look at the red head and she smiles and winks. Suffice to say this was probably the best part of the day. I do love red heads and that blonde was a dynamo. 4:30 the party crew starts ariveing led by Ted. 4:45 Ted asks how much beer I drank so far today. Well 24 beer, a dead bastard series and whatever I drank out of the keg... hmmm 5:10 my favourite lesbian showed up and I got high with her in the bathroom. I asked her if she'd like to get laid and she laughed in my face. I explained that it wasn't me and their were 2 girls in the house somewhere that I could probably hook her up with... If I could watch. She agreed like I knew she would. Oh Cindy your my favourite dyke in the world. 6:00 reddy and the little blonde are in the living room making out and there's these 3 guys, that I don't know, sitting around watching them. I walk over and interupt them and the guys start calling me on saying they "were watching that". I tried to explain to them that they didn't really want to fight me and that they were probably drunk but they insisted. I took the three of them outside. They got a couple of good punches in on me but the first punch I landed I knocked one of them out and the other 2 backed off, I said "Now pick him up and leave". They did. 6:10 I explained to the girls why I interuppted and they aggreed. 6:15 I watched the action for a while and the blonde and red head kept looking at me a smileing so I figured it would be okay to join in. Well it wasn't, Cindy cracked me in the nuts, I fell down and passed out. 8:00 I woke up with my head pressed up against the side of the bathtub and a huge bump on my head. Cindy looks like she was crying and she says that all the guys on the football team were looking for me and they had a big funnel. 8:15 I find the boys and they asked me to funnel 9 beer at once. I was doubtful that I could do it but I managed it in about a minute in a half, not to bad I don't think. No really, DON'T think. 8:20 another nap 9:00 awaken refreshed and renewed, everybodies dancing, I am frightened. 9:15 realize that I haven't eaten all day that's probably why I keep passing out. drunken attempt to make pizza fails. bacon bits and frozen french fries it is than. 10:00 it's suggested to me that I order a pizza so, not thinking about how it takes an hour to drive to the farm, i get on the phone. I tell the guy what I wanted and the reply I got was "You stupid drunken stoner..." I said "WHAT?" and then I realized that it was my little brother and I had infact called my house. ha ha. 10:20 I initiate a game of Beer Pot and fill up a big jug with beer. The rules are you pass the jug around the circle and the person who finishes the jug in a single chugging is the winner, the person who drank from the jug before them is the loser and must remove an article of clotheing. I position myself strategically next to the red head and with BoMan as my challenger, he's a heavy guy assuming I can't finish it he will and I felt like getting naked. 10:30 The red head started the game. took a sip and passed it to me I finished it off and off came the red heads shirt. Then I started off a new round I didn't finish it on purpose and Bo did I took off my shirt. 12:00 the game continued until most of us were naked, the keg was mostly empty and we were all very drunk. 5 girls and 3 guys were passed out in the living room. 3 of those girls were naked. 12:30 "none of you can go home tonight you are all way to drunk to drive, I don't care if there's school tommorow. The girls that are passed out sleep in my room and the guys can sleep where ever." 12:40 I took out the remaining 6 grams of green I had and put it in my bong and passed it around to those who were still awake. 1:40 ridiculously high, unimaginably drunk and somewhat incapable of movement I offer everyone in the room sex. The red head said "ME!", grabbed my dick and went down on it. I had sex with her and it was my last time having sex that day. 3:00 picked up passed out girls and carried them to my room put a blanket on the naked ones. 3:30 passed out untill 12:00 pm Wednesday. 011129 ... Norm I estimate that I drank about 600 ounzes of beer. That is 50 beer, within about 16 hours, at 5% alcohol and I weigh 260 pounds so, thats about, 63% BAC. 40%-50% is average deadly doesage for the regular non-alcoholic and even many alcoholics. I'm confident that my party binge drinkings will eventually be the death of me. Way_to_drunk_for_a_weeknight, maybe way to drunk for any night. 011201 what's it to you? who go blather from