icebox
MollyGoLightly
I
am
going
to
stop
watching
television
.
Really
.
Sally
Jessy RedGlasses interveiwed
a
lady
who
allowed
her
husband
to
murder
her
nine
year
old
son
and
hide
him
in
the
freezer
for
six
months
. RedGlasses chastised
the
lady
,
and
everyone
in
the
audience
yelled
at
her
. RedGlasses
makes
money
off
of
people
like
her
.
People
(including
me
)
tune
into
her
show
to
watch
women
who
keep
dead
children
in
their
freezers.
I
feel
disgusting
.
I
will
never
watch
TV
again
.
000531
...
Grendel
I
just
got
through
reading
Bret
Easton Ellis's "
American
Psycho
"
At
least
once
in
every
chapter (
or
so
it
seems
)
he
mentions
the
subject
of
some
(presumably fictitious)
talk
show
.
as
Bateman's
madness
degenerates
even
further
,
his
perception
of
this
show's
topic
becomes
even
more
bizarre
"
This
afternoon
on
the
'
Patty
Winters'
show
, Bigfoot
was
the
featured
guest
.
I
was
surprised
by
how
articulate
he
was
."
"
This
afternoon
on
the
'
Patty
Winters'
show
,
a
Cheerio
sat
in
a
tiny
chair
and
was
interviewed
for
nearly
an
hour
"
000531
...
Rainer
pop
ätty
000720
...
professor uno
there
is
sound
evidence
that
i
left
the
ice
cream
out
on
the
newly
resurfaced
patio
020807
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from