ClairE It's out of Madison, Wisconsin.

That is where Beth is from.

Since I met her, I have learned how the world revolves around Wisconsin.

I am not being sarcastic. Do you know how many things are from Wisconsin?!
(My toilet_paper is. And Garbage is from Madison.)
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Mahayana: Zakah: Sangha Jewels of Refuge [the_onion such a flipping paper]

: Wis·con·sin
: wi-'skän(t)-s&n
: geographical name
: river 430 miles (692 kilometers)

Wis·con·sin·ite: Mahayana: Zakah: Sangha Jewels of Refuge

~~~central Wisconsin flowing S & W into Mississippi River~~~

Mahayana: Zakah'ite: Wisconsin

: state N central U.S.
capital Madison
area 56,154 square miles
(145,439 square kilometers),
population 4,891,769

- Wis·con·sin·ite
- Wis·con·sin·ite

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cube Harley-Davidson
3700 W. Juneau Avenue
Milwaukee, WI 53208

(Center of the American universe)
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lloyd schumner Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
While no one will ever take your place in her heart, two tennis instructors, a bassist, and several of your friends have taken your place in her other areas.
silentbob Alzheimer's Sufferers Demand Cure For Pancakes

AIDS Awareness Campaign Spreads Awareness, AIDS

Marijuana Linked to Sitting Around and Getting High

37 Record-Store Clerks Feared Dead In Yo La Tengo Concert Disaster
ATHENS, GA--Thirty-seven record-store clerks are missing and feared dead in the aftermath of a partial roof collapse during a Yo La Tengo concert Monday....

Affluent White Man Enjoys, Causes The Blues

Insane Clown Posse Gets Ride To Concert From Mom

Kid Rock Starves To Death: MP3 Piracy Blamed

Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People "Look at me, suburban dung," Manson told Wesley. "Does this shock you?"

When Wesley replied no, he said Manson became "petulant." Recalled Wesley: "He started stamping his feet and shaking his fists, saying, 'What do you mean no? Aren't your uptight, puritanical sensibilities offended? Don't you want to censor me so you don't have to confront the ugly truth I represent?' So I say, 'Well, not particularly.' Then, after a long pause, he says, 'Well, screw you, jerk!' and walks off sulking."

Ant Farm Teaches Children About Toil, Death

Scrappy Band Of Lovable Misfits No Match For Rich Kids

Parents' Record Collection Deemed Hilarious

Holy Fucking Shit Says Nation

A shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again

Aging Pope 'Just Blessing Everything In Sight,' Say Concerned Handlers

Christ Converts To Islam

"I was wrong, and I know that now," He added. "I deeply regret any problems or confusion I may have caused."

Neither the Father nor the Holy Ghost could be reached for comment.

Christ Kills Two, Injures Seven In Abortion-Clinic Attack

"Abortion is a sin," said Christ as He was led away in handcuffs. "It is an abomination in the eyes of Me."

God Angrily Clarifies "DONT KILL" rule

"I'm talking to all of you, here!" continued God, His voice rising to a shout. "Do you hear Me? I don't want you to kill anybody. I'm against it, across the board. How many times do I have to say it? Don't kill each other anymore—ever! I'm fucking serious!"

Upon completing His outburst, God fell silent, standing quietly at the podium for several moments. Then, witnesses reported, God's shoulders began to shake, and He wept.

God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy: 'No,' Says God

God Finally Gives Shout-Out Back To All His Niggaz

God Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder

Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell: 'We Expected Eternal Paradise For This,' Say Suicide Bombers

Lord Under Investigation For Failure To Provide

Pope Forgives Molested Children
kingsuperspecial that shit cracks me up.

Area Mofo Announces plans to Chill

Night club Damaged In Roof Burning Incident
kss I wanted to write for them, and the were like 'fuck you, punkass'.

so I just write these on my own.

I posted a couple on blather a couple months back. Everyone should try it, and then someone can come along and steal our un-copyrighted material.

see not_quite_news
paste! true dat homeslices, theonion is mighty holy

New York is one of a number of U.S. cities considering a ban on smoking in restaurants and bars. What do you think?

"I can't stand cigarette smoke, but no one seems to care down at the Drink & Smoke & Drink & Smoke Tavern." --Tom Epstein

Sleeping Dom DeLuise Unaware Face Being Tickled By Lion's Tail

least healthy fast-food items
2. pizza hut vodka lover's pizza
4. taco bell lardito
5. arby's horseslaw
6. kfc "just the skin" chicken sandwich

Are my two favourates.

The tips are usually the best ones, its a shame they're not archived.

Keeping cool in summer: Try sealing all your doors and windows and filling your home with refreshing Lipton ice tea.

Pet care: Always stroke with the grain of your pet's hair. Never try to sroke across the surface of the animal

Camping tips: Beware of snakes. Those little fuckers have NO LEGS!

Home improvement tips: Learn a bunch of stock phrases such as 'damn it all to hell' and 'jesus fuck! there goes my hand!'

Nike To Cease Manufacturing Products: 'From Now On, We'll Focus On Just Making Ads,' Says CEO

We Can Put A Man On The Moon, But We Can't Make Killer Robot Police?

Antique Dealer Sick Of Appraising Smurf Collections

Chess Supercomputer Beaten Up By More Popular Computer

Cop Kills Own Partner, Vows to Track Self Down
Blake You left out the funniest two - McDonalds' biscuit with egg, cheese, sausage, eggg, cheese, sausage.


Wendy's char grilled styrofaom carton.
me rings. is blind. makes my eyes water. is tearful. grows in the ground. is in my garden. is delicious. is in my mouth. is on my sandwich. makes my breath stink. 030120
tourist Layer upon Translucent Layer
Wraped Lovingly around one another
Holding safe
The Light of Life
Pungent yet Sweet
Lieing Entombed in the fertile Soil
Awaiting the Warmth of Spring days
To Divide from within
And Thrust aside the outer Layers
Brown and Brittle
Reaching Skyward the tender Green Shoots
Perhaps To Flower
Before fading again
ever dumbening .:impeach bush:. McDonald's unveiled the new five-patty McCrazy Burger Tuesday ...
"We promise you'll go crazy from the delicious taste of 100 percent pure beef, and not from bovine spongiform encephalopathy!"
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