schumner paste! no one at the hospital will be able to convince you that, defending its territory or not, the alpaca didn't have the whole thing planned in advance. 011215 ... paste! Your belief that you are a pawn in a much larger game is untrue. The game is not all that large. 011219 ... paste! You will soon be judged by a jury of your peers, although finding 12 equally drunk bus drivers will not be easy. 020404 ... paste! Events will soon come to pass which will brand you forever as "the kind of guy who doesn't freak out if you shit in his stove." 020611 ... assistant vice giraffe from delphi after the ugly altercation with the radicchio, he left the sternum_factory convinced that he was a bowl of lobster_bisque 020612 ... paste! Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22) The wheels of fate have begun the inexorable turning that will one day lead to your bitter divorce from Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Plaxico Burress. 020618 ... gato cider he's one tall_drink_of_stickum 020618 ... theonion Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18) You've always believed that anyone can be forgiven, but you'll find it hard to apply to the busload of sailors currently going down on your mom. 021004 ... not paste! Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21) You like to think you can be relied on to do the right thing in a crisis. Well, enjoy your last few days of believing that, pants-wetting panic bunny. 021015 ... not paste! Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18) You will receive a formal letter from Johnny Cash stating, in no uncertain terms, that he is very disappointed in you. 021126 ... paste! Taurus: (April. 20—May 20) The planet Mercury in your sign means you'll travel soon, but the element mercury in your bloodstream indicates that it will be a trip to the hospital. 021225 ... 1984 indeed Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21) If your controversial calculations are correct, Eddie was almost 30 when they recorded "Hot For Teacher." 040208 what's it to you? who go blather from