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klairchen
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What if everyone who has ever blathed gathered together in a park?
Would they be able to figure out eachother's names at first glance?
Would they have to hear them lament and muse about something to be sure?
Or would they be able to tell who is who just by looking at eachother in the eye?
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jennifer
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I'm sure there are some of us, who would just know...
(read: Tess' fancy)
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splinken
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i'm kinda small and i wear black glasses with cat's eye frames.
i'll probably be wearing a nametag. i don't really like those sorts of games.
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silentbob
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everyone would know it was me cuz i have this weird maniacal sinister smile but really crazy yet loving eyes and everyone would just know.theyd look and theyd know and theyd say, "Oh she wouldnt hurt a fly"
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moonshine
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she?
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The Schleiffen Man
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i would wander around shaking hands and passing out hugs to people like condoms at the heath dept. office. i'd need no name tag because i'd tower over most blatherites. and splinken could be my formal introduction. i'd also be the only one with fist_kittens as bodyguards.
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Was that a typo? Did you mean "and condoms like"?
While it's perhaps unusual for hugs and condoms to be passed out at a health department, blatereuntion probably wouldn't be a health department, would it?
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It is correct that blathereuntion would not be like a health department. But what about blathereunion?
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klairchen
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Perhaps I would be wearing my graduation/prom dress.
At least then I'd have the excuse to wear it again.
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silentbob
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yeah maybe then id have an excuse to wear my halloween costume. its so rare that i get out, you know.
i said "she" because i was quoting psycho. i am actually my mother.
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cheese
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I'll be wearing a red sparkly collar, and my squinty green eyes will gleam in the sun. My sleek black hair will be combed to perfection and shine like moon on fresh asphalt. This all combined with my tiny pink triangle nose will reveal my pure evil, and thus you will know it is me. Watch out for cat skaratch fevah!
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grendel
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i'll be the large, eerie, vaguely scummy looking guy in the black trenchcoat wearing the cheap shades smoking a clove cigarrette and liberally dousig passers-by with a supersoaker
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jennifer
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yeah
I would bring the cat
((you all know his name))
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amy
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uhhuh- xerox the cat
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amy
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can we play Pictionary??
I'd be nondescript and mild... so I'd probably have a nametag. and a feather in my hair.
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and i would don a fuzzy-spacey cowboy hat, eating something like white Mentos [tm] - perhaps reading the wisdom of Spier Jerusalem [Transmet]
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spider not spier -
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silentbob
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would anyone play movie trivia games with me?
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silentbob
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and we'd be looking so long at these pictures_of_me thatd wed almost believe that the pictures were all we could feel
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grendel
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earmarks an extra supersoaker blast for bobby just for that one...
hehe
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silentbob
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dries off and spills spaghetti sauce on grendel
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splinken
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stray water mussed my hair.
*sulks*
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.sunshine.
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i don't know you
but i think i like you.
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Sol
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i'd be softspoken and reticent, tired and active, medium height, slight build, dark rimmed glasses, windblown hair flying free, comfortably dressed, looking lost.
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Alexander Beetle
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I'd be easy to spot, because I'd be the one who wasn't there.
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nocturnal
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I'd be the little red head running around introducing myself to everyone, unable to stop smiling because I'd be having too much fun.
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lost
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i often wonder if i ever walk by someone. or here someone talking that i might know from blather. sometimes i will walk by someone and they will be talking to someone else, but something i hear will instantly make me think of something someone said on blather. One time i was reading a little sign on a message board. and I saw just spelled jsut. and i almost called the number because i was sure it had to be someone who had blathered.
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nocturnal
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I do the same thing. but I'm always pretty sure I'll never run into anyone, at least not here, because from what I've read, I think I'm the only blatherer in austin, tx. and when I'm at home, there's only one other one in new orleans, and chances are I'll never run into them. that'd be pretty cool, though.
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unhinged
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there would probably be a bunch of fist fights and screaming horrible arugments and then most of us would collapse into a hugging mess on the floor and some of us would leave and then everybody would go to sleep.
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nocturnal
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plane ticket prices are obviously gonna be different for everyone since very few of us live in the same place.
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stupidpunkgirl
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i think we actually should figure out a place and date. it would be fun. sometime this summer or somthing...i'd be up for it and i know twiggie and COLDandBLUEkitty would be too
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nocturnal
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hells yeah! I'd so be there, well, assuming I didn't already have plans and I had the money. or...maybe you should all just come to me. yes, that's what you should do. new_orleans is a cool place anyway, good stuff for blatherers of all ages to do.
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unhinged
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aaaahhh...i've been thinking about new orleans for years. but i think milwaukee has my name on it this summer...hopefully.
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lost
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am i the only one in california. I know i am the only in my town except thyartshallshant.
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DannyH
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The english accent would give me away. I'm all for the reunion, it would give me a good excuse to visit America before your president destroys the world.
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nocturnal the die-hard republican
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then by my calculations, you have about a month, and that's a rather generous estimate.
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Casey
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I would bring the food, and pay for it all myself. Because I'm like that i guess. Either really giving, or nieve.
And only slientbob and carden would know who i was
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flo
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perhaps if we all went to a place from which nobody has yet blathered. i would suggest central africa (unless of course there is one of us out there- who knows) that way we would all have to show our commitment by travelling, and we could have a blather_revival_meeting (praise be, the power of the blather) and do some blather_missionary_work (spread the word of the blathe its power almighty at the same time. (i nominate chirty to organise this her already being of that bent). plus we would all get a nice blather_tan.
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nocturnal
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for a second I thought you were serious and I was gonna say that going to central africa would be way too expensive. but then you said that stuff about chrity and I knew you were joking...please tell me you were joking!
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Sol
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how many from Britain? the midlands? Lincolnshire?
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DannyH
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Go to: your_town
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yummychuckle
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if i went...I'd probably be watching everyone and trying to think of something to say, hoping someone would approach me.
you could tell it was ME. I'd have purple hair.
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The Truth
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I doubt anyone would be able to tell it was me, based upon how I look. It would be fun saying, "nope, guess again."
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Allie
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people would be able to tell it was me the first time I opened my mouth and uttered the word "jive". No one else seems to say that word. I happened to think that word is more thank interesting and I don't know it just rings right with me.
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dB
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Tell you what guys, when I get my millions I'll spot you all a trip to this shithole country and we can sit in the soundshell at the botanical gardens discuss which one of us is The Truth.
Sound like a plan?
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sabbie
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to have a blather reunion suggests that there was first a blather union.
(union as in blathers uniting for the beauty of our blue world-between-worlds, not union as in big hairy blathers striking for better hours.)
and, dearest nancy, i'm mine and yours truly. im austrailian too. but i think we're the only examples of our kind here, at least, ive never seen anyone else own up to it.
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dB
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I think I'm the only New Zealander here. That is to say, the only person living in new zealand here. I'll never be a new zealander and don't want to become one. Yuck.
Why is australia so damn hot anyway? that can't be healthy.
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god
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why is grandma so hot?
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oon
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ask the retarded_nun, she's kinda hot in her own weird way
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MollyGoLightly
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in hell.
sizzle.
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The Schleiffen Man
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would klarchen and klairchen both show up in separate cars? that's the question...
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phil
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I will always type blather in my search
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jessica
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we would all eat strange things and pretend to be rich people. it could be a formal occasion. then we'd listen to rad music and have a big fat party and invite our pets.
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jane
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five years is coming up
not that i was there
but i say i've earned the
alumni position
do i have to wait two more years?
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030727
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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