blather_tells_all squint blather_oracle... I was just tired. i thought, ok blather, you tell me whats going on. predict! TELL ME!!!! and hit 'go' result: melloncollie_and_the_infinite_sadness 021112 ... jane i got oops_2 does this mean i'm making 2 big mistakes? or this is the second mistake i've made? what the hell 021112 ... kss my question was: will life ever make sense? the answer: autistica 021112 ... unhinged the question: should i stay with him? blather's answer: joint blather enables me just as bad as any of them. not that a joint doesn't sound like a good idea right about now. mmmm mmmm mmmm. 030526 ... Toxic_Kisses Q: How do I get over my fear of ageing (and there for nolonger being atractive, after all I've never knows the media to relish liverspots and wrinkles) and my Answer: quiver_and_bow 030527 ... Mahayana Question: How will I do on that majorly huge final today? Answer: desiring_amnesia oh no, doesnt sound too good, good thing I studied my ass off :] 030527 ... pobodys nerfect I tried the oracle thingy. I started by thinking about about a question, and got "julius"; so I asked a question relating to that and got "educated". I kept thinking new questions based on the previous answer. The rest were "suffice","favourite_curse_word", "theater","pinkfloyd","scrapper","the_ price_of_not_having_a_child", and finally "the_royal_tenenbaums". This was great "when you're bored" fun, though one of the topics it brought up was spooky,and made me think of someone I'd rather forget ever knowing. 030527 ...   sometimes it tells me things i don't care to hear, too much information and i never know til i hit the bottom line, and then its too late. 030527 ... ouch q: is my girlfriend cheating on me? a: replaced 030527 ... hmmm..... q: should i just move on? a: what_is_love 030527 ... unhinged question: will they let me go out this week like i want to? blather's answer: iceberg that's not too promising... 030527 ... sigh q: will i ever have a chance at happiness? a: 99_bottles_of_beer 030527 ... kss q: should I go downstairs and buy a cookie? a: highly_trained_lesbian_jumping_beans hmmm. 030527 ... jane q: how much does he love me? a: suv that means "a lot" 030527 ... niska well, I got bra_size... not sure what it's all supposed to mean though... 030527 ... lo Q: will we ever be together? A: who_i_want_to_fuck_more_than_anyone yay! i think.... 030528 ... E Q: will I see him naked by the end of the day? A: teaching_poodles_how_to_fly i see it all so clearly now 030528 ... birdmad Q: What's more fun than being hit by a car, kicked in the nuts or buried alive? A: kenny_loggins_vs_stryper 030528 ... whoever Q:does danny ever miss me? A:because ok.... 030528 ... pobodys nerfect Q.What's going to happen next? A."Terrorists" Q.So..what does that mean? A."Unattainable" Q.Does the guy I've been talking with for many hours lately like me? A."wants_to_lay_with_you_for_hours" (here's the neat thing. I just asked him if he COULD do that, would he, and he said "yes". woot!) 030529 ... Mahayana Que: Whats wrong with me? Ans: gasoline_pills_in_a_flat_miner [just a minute moth and dipterous fly excavating galleries within the parenchyma of leaves] 030529 ... x so beautiful 030529 ... Mahayana Que: Am I on the right path? Ans: so_happy [guess its still hopefull] 030529 ... sabbie question: will my upcomming exhibition go well? answer: _ i dunno how to take that... 030603 ... sabbie question: will we ever get out of this fuckhole country? answer: lunchbox now its just toying with me. blathersmirking from behind its passive blue screen... 030603 ... sabbie question: will my new biz take off real soon answer: unread fine. no, sod ya. but thats the last time im ever gunna answer one of your questions either, blather-know-it-none 030603 ... minnesota_chris Q. Why can't I sit down and get something accomplished? A. isn't_it_amazing thanks a lot 030607 ... pobodys nerfect Don't worry,Chris. I got the same kind of worthless answer. Q.Did that guy from the Northeast enjoy playing me for a fool? A.blurring_the_edges_14_crosstown_ traffic This must be the equivalent of "try again later". 030607 ... minnesota_chris I just imagined the blather oracle saying "Yep, you sure are distractable, it is amazing." 030607 ... rubydee q: what should we have for breakfast? a: van_morrisey could be worse morning music i suppose 030609 ... unhinged q: what the fuck do i need my uterus for? a: music_everyone_needs_to_buy 030610 ... phil What will happen to me this year? check_up 030610 ... phil cool, now I don't need to be safe. 030610 ... shivers Q. does he like me A. Warsh cloth ?? help... 030610 ... minnesota_chris if you use a warsh_cloth he will like you more. 030610 ... phil I had other ideas about what you might need a warshcloth for. 030610 ... phil Q: will I get laid tonight? A: irony_everywhere 030610 ... shivers im young and ignorant, whats a warsh_cloth? 030611 ... shivers never mind, point made 030611 ... pobodys nerfect Q.so what happens now? A.limbo Well that's just great.. :P 030611 ... Mahayana Q: what is her best attribute? A: you_just_can't_polish_a_turd [[ha]] 030611 ... hey now! Q: oh yeah, well what is HER best attribute? A: divorce_your_horse so there :)P lol 030611 ... rubydee q: should we have another baby? a: planks ("Two short ones are not complementary.") 030710 ... not important q. Will my friend ever stop being such a putz? a. writtensong not encouraging 030710 ... megan question... will we stay together forever? answer... drifting good thing i dont believe in fortune telling 030710 ... pobodys nerfect Q.What is the next big thing I can look forward to? A. "Marjorie" Umm..okay... 030710 ... posing as Billy Corgan Holy shit, I just blathed about a Mellon Collie song and then this blathe came up on the three links...and Jamie talks about Mellon Collie in the first blathe! Pretty oracular! 031007 ... x i don't care if you don't want me cause i'm YOURS YOURS YOURS ANYHOW!! 031007 ... TK without spellchecker Q: why is it that knowing ppl read me makes me feel as though I have preformance ang-zi-it-E? A: 10_blatherskites_i_would_love_to_meet *balls up her fist and glares @ blather* oooooh you think ur so freakin funny don't you!?! Q: How do I overcome this feeling and thus be more productive in writeing/expressing myself? A: smather 0.o????? and what now your just being E-rell-E-vant?? 031007 ... p2 tk perhaps blather is saying don't worry so much since smather has an entry about how the world looks good upside down, on a trapeze even without the safety net perhaps blather is saying you need to try things without the fear of failing 031007 ... Toxic_Kises oh-wait! I see what ur saying! you feel as if you have probs of your own and thus me asking you a question while your in this thime of trobleing need is not only inconsiterate in your eyes but also quite triv-E-al compared to ur prob *frowns while shakeing her head in acceptanc* you know your right, I really am so selfish to not only ignore your pain but then for me to to ask you for help in return now I feel awfull. Blather what can I do to make you feel better/help? Answer: counting_crows Separate love from addiction its not the same I know see desperation pulling my strings. I play piano and sing a humming bird and oh I humming birds don't sing it doesn't matter you know what I mean.. I know I see, a generation staring back at me .. Wasted away... wasted my time this picture you see is nothing like the one I wanted painted of me. it wouldn't be the first time, you know it's happened a couple of times before and.. don't even expect much anymore and anyway... it's not as if I was waiting for you to come and make it "okay". I know I see visions of people grabbing hold of me. Wasted away... wasted my time... this picture you see is nothing like the one I wanted painted of me.. 031007 ... mahayana Question: What will tomorrow's day of fun bring? Answer: how_dare_you_look_at_me_that_way [ha! if only you knew blather oracle just how appropriate & funny that answer truly is.] 090109 ... jane will he ask me to marry him? the_blatherskite alright folks, which one of you is it going to be? 090109 ... j what is the path that i should take with my life? icp_sucks okay so by process of elimination, i have 2934870239840923847520934857203495702745938479352034985723 other careers to choose from. 090109 what's it to you? who go blather from